/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2519 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

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OH NO NO NO NO

WE CAN'T DESTROY OUR BEAUTIFUL ECONOMY OVER THIS! STOP THE LOCKDOWN!

JUST

A

FLU

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Bergamo: Over 1800 in their 30s with pneumonias
>Bergamo: Over 1800 in their 30s with pneumonias

rainews.it/dl/rainews/articoli/a-bergamo-1800-trentenni-con-polmonite-covid-19-42470ad9-8389-4152-ac26-00cfc9a6a449.html

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Fuck you, if my dad fucking dies because of it I will spend the rest of my time finding you.

NO MORE SHUTDOWNS! LET'S GET AMERICA BACK IN BUSINESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

>went shopping today
>busy
>coffers wearing gloves
>saw one or two in masks
>many coofers
>I bought TP and Mexican Beans (strong)
>I wore this.

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Chy-nah

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Anyone notice how it's only Democrat run states that are ordering these lockdowns? This is a concerted effort to destroy Trump and the Trump economy.

500k when?

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hahaha!

remember

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1.2k orange man bux confirmed?

Nothing burger

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

It's 19600 now you lazy ass

Cult.

not for faggots

>Czech rep 1495
> 3 death
> 10 recovered
>only 20% infected are over 65

Thats how ye handle it

Unless we have a massive cluster somewhere it seems stable desu

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Later today or tomorrow. One million next week.

Probably by the end of the Day today

I was expecting 1m by end of the week but i dont think there is enough testing capacity in the world

Are we still pretending this isn’t an escaped bioweapon?

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>dont worry monkeybro, i wont let us get infected, we are staying inside

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>Spain right now

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>Not bad Corona-chan. But you have to do better than that to impress Spanish Big Sis Influenza.

I'm done sketching for now. Maybe I'll fuck around more later. Add WW1 gas mask?

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>Ay Tone, read this shit, I told you it didn’t add up

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Lol

Based Estonian dabber

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>Corona-chan is killing unpredictably and painfully, and leaving scarred lungs in survivors
>infertility is a possibility
>vaccines could contain microchip
>Bill Gates is sacrificing children
>5g is going to be the last nail in the coffin
>Probably economic recession and wars after this pandemic
Be honest with me, do you see bright future lads?

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Global Lockdown Editions

Corona-chan is now in the top 3 daily deaths, congratulations

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dont feed the trolls, user.

What the fuck is that? Is that mass burning of bodies?

Disgusting.

It's over

>HIV drugs not effective
>malaria drugs not effective
PRAISE NURGLE

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Add 400 dead today from Spain

Based Bill.
I wish other countries would just re-open now.
I am sick and tired of sitting at home. I am going fucking stir crazy here. Fuck this nothingburger virus that is less deadly than the fucking FLU. FUCK..

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,941 (784) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 33,952 (171) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 10,171 (135) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,494 (30) Belgium 4,937 (173) Norway 2,868 (13) Canada 2,792 (26) Australia 2,423 (8) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,300 (40) Brazil 2,271 (47) Israel 2,030 (5) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,796 (19) Denmark 1,715 (32) Czech Republic 1,497 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 1,000 (7) Thailand 934 (4) Poland 927 (12) Chile 922 (2) Finland 841 (3) Romania 794 (13) Indonesia 790 (58) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (1) Iceland 648 (2) Philippines 636 (38) India 562 (10) Singapore 558 (2) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Croatia 418 (1) Peru 416 (7) Hong Kong 410 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +60 (+4) Germany +961 (+12) Iran +2,206 (+143) Switzerland +294 (+13) South Korea +100 (+6) Austria +211 (+2) Belgium +668 (+51) Norway +2 (+1) Brazil +24 (+1) Israel +100 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+3) Poland +26 (+2) Finland +49 (+2) Romania (+1) Indonesia +104 (+3) Philippines +84 (+3) Mexico +38 (+1) Serbia (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Hungary +39 (+1) Ukraine +11 (+1) Afghanistan (+1) Bangladesh (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Niger +4 (+1) Australia +106 Sweden +1 Denmark +124 Czech Republic +103 Pakistan +28 Thailand +107 South Africa +155 Russia +163 India +26 Croatia +36 Hong Kong +23 Estonia +35 Lebanon +15 Armenia +16 Taiwan +19 Latvia +24 Bulgaria +2 Slovakia +12 Kuwait +4 Albania +23 Faeroe Islands +10 Brunei +5…

>FULL LISTS
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Samsara is suffering man. Things were never bright

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What tags or site do i use to search for videos of twink boys fucking girls?

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Fucking coomers

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Ebola chan...

Is it actually happening lads?

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Bruh we tested like 3K people total...
Government is still upping the quarantine, we're restricted to being a group of two people max in public, I'm glad they're taking it seriously, but they're barely testing.

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g is going to be the last nail in the coffin
>falling for the anti-5g meme

>Bergamo: Over 1800 in their 30s with pneumonias

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Kek

Spain update (last 24h):

>+738 new deaths ( 3434 )
>+7000 new infections ( 47610 )

We have officialy overcomed China.

> What's the situation like regarding normalfag behavior on the streets?
There are less people than usual. I live in Saint Petersburg and it's pretty funny to see the streets emptier than before. And it's also VERY FUCKING NICE that there is no any chink here because during last few years Saint P was full of tourists from China. They blocked the streets with their buses and occipied every square meter of public spaces and parks.
> Have you noticed people doing social distancing, wearing masks, etc?
Not many but yeah, some people do that. I also used to work at the store a couple of years ago and I called my ex-boss to ask if there any food shortage in distribution centers. He told me that storages are full all over the city.

Much appreciated.

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just f-f-flu bro

looks like a straight line to me
will it go straight to 3B people?

how long until locking down half the population shows effect

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56 deaths in one day. Total 178
We're approaching italy numbers/capita

Expect a huge rise in our infected numbers. They are starting to test more people with new faster tests.

Dude, the happening is the totalitarian upgrade of the control grid, not the sniffles.

>memeflag
>implying

Congrats

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Poland (-1.72%) Netherlands (-0.99%) Germany (-0.92%) Italy (-0.32%) Australia (-0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Switzerland (-0.16%) Greece (+0.07%) United States (+0.49%) France (+0.47%) Spain (+0.66%) Russia (+1.46%) Japan (+1.52%) United Kingdom (+1.44%) Hong Kong (+2.72%) Taiwan (+2.89%) China (+2.99%) South Africa (+4.36%) South Korea (+5.16%) Singapore (+5.16%) India (+6.47%) Brazil (+7.74%) Austria (+8.02%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-17%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-32%) Wuhan (-27%) New Delhi (-63%) Dubai (-19%) Moscow (-44%) Rome (-57%) Milan (-52%) Berlin (-30%) Munich (-18%) Brussels (-49%) Paris (-54%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-11%) London (-2%) Sao Paulo (0%) Buenos Aires (-12%) New York (-5%) Washington (-3%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-3%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Spain desperately needed this. Their young people have been getting fucked by boomers for way too long.

Yes, here's more of an explanation

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these threads are disgusting vehicles for fear mongering.

who ever is making these threads and compiling so many useless unbased unverified "sources" of cases should literally be dragged out into the street and shot.

fuck you.

+738 dead

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Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus hahahahaha

I never thought it was anything but

It's so2 concentration
Which is released when burning biological matter. If it's human corpses or pigs (they have a really bad case of swine flu going about) who knows, China is silent on the matter.

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

>overcomed

OVERCAME. Sorry for shitty english.

What’s good Australia

Fuck this lockdown bullshit. Even if they do it, I will go out anyway.

So at 500 we get to see the heaven behind that dress? Cant wait.

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GET IN LADS FUCK YEAAAAH

i mean you're moving too fast bro... what do you do for 10 mil? an episode of blacked?

Where is the social unrest in America? I expected it by now.

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>Royals drop
>Brexit is on
>World economy fucked
>Commonwealth about to be depopulated
>Straya burning
The Island is lost already

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THE STIMULUS DAHNALD

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Can confirm, we are doomed

>how long until locking down half the population shows effect
It already does, see e.g. here
worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/germany/

You can see that the exponential factor decreased, but it still grows exponentially...

source of current spanish stats?

Overcoomed

>boomer remover is the only way to kill the bong queen

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youtube.com/watch?v=QW_NkNjimic
ZombieU predicted this
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Wagie wagie, get in the cagie.

>all government were in the 'just a flu bro' phase
>don't take any drastic measures
>infection gets out of control across the planet
>OH SHIT, WE NEVER EXPECTED IT TO BE THIS BAD

We live in a fucking comedy

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We are only doing this to destroy the US economy user.
There is no virus.
This is a shareblue general.
I am a bot.
Most of us are here.

You will be Clintoned soon

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2 weeks and the first signs will start