/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2518 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

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Man I remember back in January we were making fun of China because it was contained there

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Damn. I really want some falafel now. I'm probably not going to be eating that for a long time.

Global Lockdown Editions would be more appropriate

youtube.com/watch?v=4l_yy2Kxkf4

That was a good day. Too bad CCP made those report guys disappear and started giveing disappointing numbers after tgat

>Leave corpse on a bed
>Wait for mortuary services to arrive
>Put corpse in bag
>Seal bag with silicon and tape
>Mortuary services will take care of corpse and leave as soon as posible

On tv. We are so fucking fucked.

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millions of chinkoids are murdered by Corona-chan since November.
a billion may die this decade. will WW3 even happen?

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Who /comfy/ here?

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Fuck. Putin ordered to close all gyms. AAAAAAAH fuck I fucking hate you corona-chan. I just want to lift weights

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DON’T PANIC
youtu.be/jVCQa0znGpM

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now it's 14k per two days in italy alone.

We YouTube famous now, also eat lots of vitamin C and D, quinine and Zinc!

>youtu.be/jVCQa0znGpM

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Pasta numbers when?

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gematriaeffect.news/the-parallels-between-resident-evil-video-game-movie-the-coronavirus-outbreak-beyond-the-wuhan-biotech-labs-logo-coincidence/

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6 pm CET

I just posted that hah, beat me to it friendo

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>feels like airplane crash flyers

Is it safe to order pizza? I really want some pizza.

youtu.be/vYBzVXV8nPM

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are you

>still buying groceries or do you eat the stuff you prepped?
>going to doctors appointments?
>going out for a walk?
>getting food delivered?

I woke up this morning feeling gloom. Had my coffee on the balcony in the spring sunshine and watched the empty streets. Birds and insects and squirrels but no people.

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Switzerland has joined the big boi club

bamos, efpanya

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>the survivors of the plague will view this as art in the same way we view dancing skeletons as art now
this is a beautiful world we live in lads

I have sicaflex, deal with it, Sanidad

>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes

Researchers from the national health institute have concluded with a 95% confidence interval that now R0 is falling to and below 0 here.

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so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

In English faggot

All anime looks the same

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>here's your future bro

I'm buying groceries and will be going to a doctor's appointment Friday. My roommates don't give a fuck, so there's no point in trying to vacu-seal myself in my room.

yes it's very funny, i smile slightly every time

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>i dont understand
That's why you should lurk for 2 years before posting you namefag.

rt.com/op-ed/483979-coronavirus-risk-western-society/

>>Western societies have become docile, having others protect them while feeling entitled to benefits without risks. They no longer had to manage their own risks as any hazards were regulated out via their policy system. There was no need for warnings like ‘Handle with care’ or ‘Keep out of reach of children’ as everything was guaranteed to be safe and if regulations failed to protect the public, the US tort lawyers would send perpetrators into bankruptcy (‘Warning: Contents may be hot!’).

>This removal of a basic human survival instinct has led to a passive, receptive, well-fed population of ‘docilians’ who demand safety and certainty without the capacity to manage their own risks. Coupled with decades of affluence and entitlement, individuals formed into social media tribes to reaffirm their risk-averse demands on their authorities. Precaution (better safe than sorry) was an easy policy tool for lazy regulators since they did not have to be right in their decisions, just safe.

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Below 1.
Goddamnit sorry

My boomer of an uncle decided to stay in Spain.
ribs in pieces

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Popularity might get us more art. And faggots will be less likely to latch on too her because death count and racism will repell your average redditor

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>I have a stockpile of food that I'll likely refill in about a month or two
>No
>Around a nearby park in the early morning
>I'll probably pick up some food once I feel confident with finishing my incubation period

some anons say no, others do it. depends on how you bring it into your home.
1.wash hands
2.contact-less delivery
3.use something to pick up the box with
before bringing it into your home:
4. put pizza into another container
5.throw away box and thing you used to pick up box
6. re heat pizza, some anons say 2 minutes, i put food from take out in for a minute. up 2 you.

do what you want though, this is just some advice from random anons.

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>Van gehospitaliseerde mensen
They're saying it doesn't spread in hospitals anymore. I'd say 700 infected nurses and doctors say otherwise

Dont know what?

Atleast you don't die ruski. My gym is open and I live with people and I have to travel on public transport so I'm just gonna lift until I die

>Tfw can't be comfy and self isolate
Just

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yeah 14k in one day was pretty whacko-mode, things haven't been the same since. it's all been slightly disappointing. here's hoping Italy hits a 10k in one day within 2 weeks

Well the idiots won't like when the army enforce it because thats the next step.

We're on course to be worse than Italy

>once per week to reduce exposure
>Psych is over the phone, if I had to see a doctor I could and would but only if I really had to
>Yes, 45 minutes twice a day by bike or on foot
>No

Damn, I'm out of human size bags, now what?

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That's not what they're saying at all.

Lmao

>le faggot

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>buying shitgettes that go bad in one day
What a fucking retard

This was backlog retard
Btw your own shithole hit 10k in a day yesterday

>everything bought
>need to take my rabies vaccine so I have to go to the hospital
>stay at home, except one walk few days ago after it got dark to avoid people
>all food here, no need for delivery

>on course
already worse, pic related.

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You niggers gonna take a hint from India?
>spread the sick get the stick
twitter.com/shalimarmanda/status/1242544488893079552

It feels so surreal that it's already the middle of march, doesn't it?

Shabbat shalom goyim

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>Day 6 of nofap and noporn in lockdown
>Mind is super sharp
>Can wake up early with no problem
>Can be productive with no problem
>Brain and Dick are screaming for a fap release

I WILL NOT LET YOU WIN LIZARD BRAIN
I AM IN CONTROL OF THIS RIDE

I WILL NOT LET US DECEND BACK INTO COOMER BRAIN FOG MODE

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You can freeze them and have one for breakfast every day for two weeks. It's obvious that the guy has already stocked up on rice and pasta, retard

Germany doesn't count those deaths if patients have other illnesses, the real number is several times higher

Soon we will celebrate 3rd month of /cvg/

archive.is/UhikO

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HAPPENING

READ THIS FUCKING POST

CHINA REPORTS OUTBREAK OF ANOTHER VIRUS ON TOP OF CORONAVIRUS

CHINA REPORTS OUTBREAK OF HANTAVIRUS, A VIRUS THAT COMES FROM RAT SHIT

m.koreatimes.co.kr/pages/article.asp?newsIdx=286789

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Fuckinf retard what do you think 'Effective R0 of hospitalized people' means?

dont worry guys. stock market pumping. nothingburger confirmed.

6/10 photoshop

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>middle
Allergies coming in hot. Prepare for overdrive.

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>checked and tittypilled

tass.ru/obschestvo/8072657
putin gonna speech
very unusual for him.

Covid 19 lived for SEVENTEEN days on the Diamond Princess after all passengers had left

Epidemiologist believes the virus has been in the west since at least the 15th December 2019 and could have already infected upto 60 million people globally. The incubation time can be short as 1 day to as long as 42 days reported depending on each person. Blames China for not telling the world and keeping it secret for at least 6 weeks.

An Icelandic doctor believes he's found THIRTY strains of the virus in infected people there but only two have replicated themselves in Iceland. Seven cases came from a UK football match.

WTF DOW FUTURES UP AGAIN

THE BEAR MARKET IS OVER THIS IS OVER

Is there any worthy new templates? Haven't seen any to update the template. And I'd have to remove one

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Neither do we, "oh that bitch had thrombosis, the other bitch had cancer, keep calm it's just a flu"

I'd rather have proper bread that lasts forever

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Are you sure?

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is this the end?

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OH NO NO NONO NO NO

thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30158-4/fulltext

Auf wiedersehen

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Dear lord, at least put some effort into it. That site looks like absolute shite

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