President Trump General /ptg/ - Consent to sex is consent to pregnancy!

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Democrats: Placing Politics Over People 3/24/20
twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1242524464799244288
youtu.be/595pvdlSlp0
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470667-1/
youtu.be/4R75JwHCA1U
>Pres Trump Interview w/Bill Hemmer 3/24/20
youtu.be/vGiV5ITWVWY
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144413240001 (full)
youtu.be/wy3NrqNN9uU (Pres Trump)
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470647-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/BpmTYrnmEMM
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
youtu.be/0xl6vjjzZwA
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144320914001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>DepCBPCommr Perez on Spicer&Co 3/24/20
youtu.be/BIose2uKiwA
>DepHHSSec Hargan on America 1st w/Gorka 3/24/20
youtu.be/wtxZE2tIaKw
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/Yqbd1RKaZ5g
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
youtu.be/8MQFLeYeVcA
>SG Adams on Hannity 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144508388001
>SG Adams @SRNT 26th Annual Meeting on Smoking Cessation 3/24/20
youtu.be/Z9YhzFzkrI0

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MAGA

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MAGA

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Awoo

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>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in the ICU and can barely breath now
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Wallstreet
>He grabs a mighty bill as he discharges me from the hospital
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

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>VT down for 3 weeks

SAY IT WITH ME

>WHITE
>AMERICAN
>STATES

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>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. CHINA IS OUR FRIEND AND REPORT THEIR NUMBERS TRUTHUFULLY

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Good morning

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Good Morning, Chankoro!

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uuh based pastor removes more niglets than anyone in this bread ever will

Oh no I have failed to include "Edition"

In my capacity as OP, I hereby present this award.

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doctors, nurses quiting because the don't have protective equipment. shit nigga

coronavirus survivor here

where's my gibs

This poster has GRIDs

Wait until the police stop showing up, then the real fun begins.

>banks can lend without any money now


Whelp...

At least we still got the lowest black unemployment rate in history.

>Happy Chinko de Mayo! The best Bat soup bowls are made in Trump Tower Restaurant.
>i love bug people!
MAGA!

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There was a 20 something yo white girl in africa who tried to safe niggers in a makeshift hospital without medical education. She killed like 200 people. Maybe someone still has the article.

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In WW1 they made you piss on a rag and cover your mouth AND THEY SURVIVED PLENTY OF GAS ATTACKS JUST FINE.

it might get fucked up for real if everybody quits

selfless heroes

They need to be deputized or pressed into service.

youtube.com/watch?v=lWOYj8hjjjM

>Biowarfare Experts On Coronavirus (COVID19)

Isn't that what you voted for?

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I heard Congress reached a deal
how much did the Dems fuck the GOP this time?

>She killed like 200 people.
holy mother of based this sounds amazing

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Just got off the phone with technical support. They said it was probably "just a glitch" and I should restart my whole workflow. You know, Artificial Intelligent warfare bots connected to Yas Forums via the goddamn matrix of fag-bots... Just an innocent glitch... No way humans could figure out how to create stable technology. Of course, is not intentional, now why the hell would someone want to intentionally impede the progress of someone or something?

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Zero. Pelosi caved

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Appalachian Trail is down indefinitely

appalachiantrail.org/home/community/blog/ATFootpath/2020/03/23/please-stay-off-the-appalachian-trail

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>$
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>0
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>0

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inb4 pelosi tears the bill in half during a press conference

I can't believe they allowed Trump to play the "Don't play politics" card

The fuck was she trying to accomplish

what, did the trail dissapear?

>down indefinitely
no it has depression

npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2019/08/09/749005287/american-with-no-medical-training-ran-center-for-malnourished-ugandan-kids-105-d

/ourgirl/

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>Appalachian Trail is down indefinitely
How am I going to bang my Argentinian mistress now?

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kek

nice start.
did she keep going?

Everyone is watching and Nancy keeps pushing that same obstruction bullshit. Basically her strategy is this: "If you don't give me other forms of obstruction, I'm obstructing you now so you can't get what you need."

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Do we have proof of life for RBG and Biden?

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quick someone stick a finger out

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So how fucked in America anons..
Is trump going to be able to pull a victory outta hits ass?
Im starting to feel kinda bleak .
Are people going to wise up to this meme virus or let the media talk them into suicide?

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and someone start a marathon

>Are people going to wise up to this meme virus
the absolute state of mutts

drumpf said to use hand sanitizer to fend off coronavirus so I drank 2 gallons of hand sanitizer and now I don't feel so good

impeach

maybe people will relax when they don't die. no ones sick around here

twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1242484117373100037

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it's more like
>hydroxychlorquine sulfate vs chlorquine phosphate
>that's like saying H20 (dihydrogen monoxide aka water) and H202 (hydrogen peroxide) are the same thing

The DemoRats have always been completely retarded. The real reason why they always won before Trump came along is because the GOP were controlled opposition.

That said, this is dumber than usual and either Nancy is compromised by the white hats or ZOG is truly collapsing.

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No it isn't.

Because of my love for James Woods, I looked that up against my better judgment.
People who use Twatter should have their hands chopped off. In minecraft.

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best I can do is a tweet from a blue check. you get a dead spouse in there, maybe we can talk new york times article.

>0.40% is less than 0.06%

common core

Hol' up! Are you sayin' niggers in Africa don't know how to run a good system?

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It actually is, logically

Which is why everyone under 60 will go back to work in April

REMINDER:

>The bill will give a one-time check of $1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount

>Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount

>Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount

in other words, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN, CONGRATULATIONS: YOU'RE GETTING 1200 TRUMP BUCKS.

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It's Morning in America, make it an awesome day!

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8 percent of everyone 80 and older who got sick, not real bad

The bots are talking shit again and spitting out anime porno 24/7. Lol Last time they did this, Nancy Pelosi won the house, and all the women of our planet think they conquer the world using their stupid sex games and lies. You all better wake the fuck up rift now because you are putting the world into a future that is not going to end well for anything or any one.

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NEW

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NEETS RISE UP
OUR DAY HAS COME

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DAY OF THE APPLICATION AVOIDED!
TRUMP HAS SAVED US!

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Yes it's a meme faggot.
Pretty much the same here.
Just watching the rest of the country is depressing.
I hope trump opens everything up.

at which point will everyone advocate to glass chinks?

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It was trending organically just a few hours ago, then they hijacked it.

>Yes it's a meme faggot.
will you say the same when you or your relatives die from lung failure?

I get a knock on the door... Open the door, BAM!! two shotgun shots to the back of my head... Must have slipped and fell while cleaning my gun on the way to a hunting accident while having a car crash... What a great president she is. Just look at her!!

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How will we actually be receiving this money? Check sent to every residence with a Driver License on record?

how the fuck is he up so early

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hillary is so cool and tough

Yeah. I'm ready for a return to normalcy, decency, morality & integrity. I miss having a REAL president. A real, true leader.
A real, true leader who cares about the country & the American people & puts them first before himself & before profits.
A real, true leader who can speak & form complete, coherent sentences as well as having real, presidential speeches.
A real, true leader who doesn't ridicule the media whenever they don't praise him or calls him out on his bullshit.
A real, true leader who isn't racist, sexist, or instigates violence towards minorities (such as myself) & women (or speaks negatively about strong women who stands up to him).
A real, true leader who doesn't leech off of taxpayers (including charging the secret service!), & treats the presidency like his own personal piggy bank.
A real, true leader who doesn't sell out his own country to a foreign leader & takes orders from him (Vladimir Putin).
A real, true leader who works closely with allies from other countries, & doesn't alienate them entirely by sabotaging relationships with them or disrespects them.
A real, true leader who takes action against very serious threats, such as the Coronavirus.
A real, true leader who doesn't constantly tweet & says dumb shit on Twitter or on National TV on a daily basis or neglects his duties to help this country.

I'm seriously considering ending your life with a bullet, but enough talking about Minecraft's multiplayer.

why are democrats glorifying alcoholism after kavanaugh?

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just because someone you know dies doesn't suddenly make the disease 100x worse than it is you fucking retard that's an appeal to emotion fallacy and you know it. i hope you get raped by a rabid pack of niggers that you love to import so much

What in the fuck is "hantavirus." I'm only aware of the kungflu.

It comes from rat shit. It infects the lungs

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In a few weeks, the China virus will be over
We then move onto Phase 2 of the negotiations of the trade deal
Enjoy

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Good morning fellow based magapedes. WINING

Canada? Leafbro over here is quite queer. vote your prime minister Trecastro out.

Honestly for past month he's looked like he hasn't been getting enough sleep.

well it won't be over and infections will continue to climb but outside of a few metropolitan hotspots it shouldn't be any worse than the fucking flu and will make h1n1 look like airborne ebola

>I'm seriously considering ending your life with a bullet
not an argument, mutt
if you knew how to read statistics, you would realize that some of your loved ones dying is actually quite likely due to the fact, that trump is a massive retard and you support his decsision to overcrowd the health care system, since thats basically what his decision will lead to.
>i hope you get raped... ...niggers...
mutts law

IT'S HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=OPBM06f8iNw

He's talking about ending the Shutdown by Easter and he had a conversation where he said he wanted it ended as soon as possible. By my estimate of the public's patience for this bullshit is wearing thin.

>if you knew how to read statistics
i took several classes in stats retard

Fish are trad af, they've been around for millions of years.

Why whats happening?

Well the guy in this video has corona so they probably will be finding Hillary for appropriate testing procedures.

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>american math
how can i trust her ever again when she posts about 0 miles of wall completed

i doubt it

trump didn't fix the bat stew

>off-topic edition
this is why you don't let memeflags bake /ptg/

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how about kraut's law
as a conversation with a kraut goes on the odds of them being a fucking retard sperg approaches 1

and i doubt you're an ethnic german
at least i hope to god not

You midwits will still be screeching "nothingburger" when half the country is sick because you can't stand to admit you were wrong. Being able to re-evaluate your beliefs based on new information is sort of important in order to not be a fucking retard. Oh wait, forgot this was ptg/ lmao. Never mind; lost cause. Carry on le based r*dditors

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>not an argument, mutt
You don't have one either faggot. The virus isn't even a minor threat. The death toll and infection rate don't justify the closures. It's only a matter of days before the actual legal apparatus by how these "powers" even being invoked will be called into question. Seeing how all of this shit is unconstitutional.

come back in 2 to 4 weeks and talk shit because right now everything you say might as well go right in the fucking trash

You forgot to switch your VPN back, nigger.

BTFO

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hahah how the fuck is pneunomia real hahahah nigga just start breathing like nigga just take off that silly mask

tired of you faggots coming in here every morning thinking this is your backup fucking /cvg/
it's not
fuck off

he only sleeps 3-5 hours