Fined for leaving house

>tracking people's phones
Ha HA

Yes I typically left my phone home for this exact same reason.

One of you worthless Norman saxons turn your phones off before you do this to test if it tracks while off.

bongs get a monthly bill for all the fines they incur everyday.

This literally kills normals. Have you no empathy?
(lol no)

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Ted warned us, but normies didn't listen.

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You naive retard...
We warned you dumb faggots years ago but you didn't listen.
The simplest solution is also the biggest brained one. DONT TAKE YOUR PHONE WITH YOU WHEN YOU BREAK THE LAW
>it's now illegal to leave your home in the UK

Time for another joint.

Nothing to really do outside anyway.

I want this to be fake but I've seen so many fucking retarded "eyes in the sky" memes from the UK that we're real that I'd actually believe this.

Exactly mate. Leave your ID chip at home and it's problem solved.

no worries, tyrone will tend to her needs

Added to what bill?? Monthly contract bill?

I’ll be switching to a dumb phone next if that’s the case

this can't be real

Next up it's illegal to leave your phone at home.

I haven't actually breached quarantine yet but I'd believe this to be true you really have no idea how bad it is.

>oi! do you have a loicense to be outside?
The absolute state of Cuckland.

>Leave your ID chip at home and it's problem solved
>What are prosthetics

Wake the fuck up Samurai

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This is a shitty fake snapchat meme. Jesus Christ you people are thick, no wonder America is so fucked when you people believe every photoshopped picture on the internet.

DO YOU A LICENSE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE BONG?

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Fake but hilarious

It probably is, the fine memes aren't even exaggerated, £80 - £120 for dropping a cig, £1000's in council tax, few hundred here and there for things like speed limit, £1000's for fly tipping.

They're doing this in South Korea already, the police will call you at random times in the day to verify you didn't just leave your phone at home.

>Sir, this is for your safety, what if you got into an accident and were unable to contact us?
>You need to apply for a rad-relief licence if you want to leave it at home in future.
>But for now, I'm going to have to fine you.

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Yet in america you get a $300 fine for crossing the street

I'm gonna require confirmation, I don't think the police have that kind of resource.
How would it account for dead batteries, being off, unanswerable, or straight up lost

This is so sad I can’t even make fun of it. Seriously...what in the fuck

Mandatory:
>Oi, you got a lioscense to go outside mate

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52017993

if you go long enough without answering your phone, for whatever reason, they will send actual cops to knock on your door to verify you are indeed at home

>I returned to Taiwan last Thursday to experience the island's zero-risk take on coronavirus.
Ok this isn't a random citizen, this seems to be an international traveler who has just arrived in the country. I see that as being reasonably justified in the context of a pandemic spread by people traveling, I think our pigs are doing the same thing - constant checkups on those who haven't been in the country for a minimum two weeks.

If it was random citizens, then no, I do not believe the cops could swing that, and it would be a mis-allocation of resources.

No doubt they'd love to be able to, I just don't think it's feasible currently.

Maybe next year.

same with the tyrone thing

Well niggers are immune, right?

Imagine it - a world without whitey

And then his tech decays..

BOLLOCKS....... Don’t listen to this attention whore, people aren’t being tracked or fined like this...

Fake

>Yet in america you get a $300 fine for crossing the street

Has literally never happened to me, because I'm not a nigger.

I think Africa is just immune because it's so hot. The virus dies in even a mild summer heat.

It's amazing to me how much freedom people are willing to sacrifice to feel safe.
Really demoralizing.

So you could steal a faggot's phone and throw it outside somewhere giving them a massive bill?

good, i wish my country did this with the corona soreading stupid fucks. people are so fucking stupid, i cannot believe it. they are like little fucking mindless children. this situation has made it clear that people are incapable of handling any novel situation. they are literally too fucking stupid. custom and habit and taught behavior are what holds society together. the stupidity on display by the public is beyond description. education level doesn't matter. fuck corona spreading idiots. too bad they aren't the ones who dir

Fuck off SeaIncel

Lol fake as fuck. Imagine not owning a farm or woods to wander around in as much as you want.

You could have AI do it,

fake. the bill that allows the laws for fines isn't even passed yet.

lmfao

I'm guessing this is fake. Fine isn't nearly high enough.

Also just leave your phone at home dipshit.

To your bill

Its time to end contracts user.

literally mark of the beast

And it releases JUST as we're going into autumn.
At least I'm not over east, they actually DO get cold.

Nice fake news mutt. You probably copied this from Facebook. It's so funny how gullible amerimutts are. It's like they're incapable or critical thought and the only thing on their minds are black dicks.

That's possible.

Maybe it's time for the west to follow China's example and set up an electronic militia

Anticitizen One right here

It's fake.
I live in central London and have been outside multiple times. Plus the tube is still packed.
No t*urists thought which is magnificent.

this

just drop the phone home and go out ?

wheres the problem?

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Or better yet, mandatory microchips so we have no reason to forget!

>It's 80 degrees in Texas
Hi chang

probably fake

youtube.com/watch?v=h5Ga7LHMRqY

the scariest thing about this whole debacle is receiving text messages from
UK_Gov
fuck them, we're a fucking island and if they'd taken action sooner we wouldn't be in this mess

The first one isn't, not sure about the 2nd though

Yea we got also something similar about keeping distance, but I don't think they would use the same communication line for fines etc.