>Sky ‘Looking After’ Customers By Putting Up U.K. Television Prices Amid Coronavirus Crisis
forbes.com
>'Avoid using microwave to get faster internet'
bbc.co.uk
>Urgent action needed as spike in porn site traffic raises abuse fears, say MPs
theguardian.com
>"Did you know that microwave ovens can also reduce wi-fi signals?" Ofcom asks. "So don't use the microwave when you're making video calls, watching HD videos or doing something important online."
Microwaveable food is now less important than the internet according to Ofcom. STATE OF IT.
Quite the contrary, people choose porn because they don't want to be #metoo'd.
wifi is microwave signals
britain is transitioning into a simp-based economy.
PSA the two new pieces of legislation that supposedly give police powers to enforce this 'lockdown' are flimsy and do not give them any power to stop you as long as they dont have reasonable grounds for suspecting you are infected with coronavirus.
All going to be over soon, they can't keep up the charade now Trump has said fuck it
Spare a thought for are steve
i'm talking conviction not petty crimes like smoking pot, this country is a soft touch lets be serious
When will this virus vent its furiousness upon us?
Got to keep the public wanking to distract them from the absolute state of the country.
>soft touch
well that depends
Next sunday.
Seriously, why hasn't Europe declared war on Turkey yet. They've been taking the loss for decades now and their recent behaviour is as good a cassus belli as any.
Pretty disappointed there have been no riots yet tbqh with you lads.
NATO
This. Happooners like to LARP that the plod is gonna smash your skull in for popping to the shops for a pasty.
>freedom
kek
Just an Fyi for all you coomers, pornhub premium is free atm
Just like give it two weeks bro, we'll all be coofing are guts up
This lad wasted no opportunity to cash in on corona.
thats my point though, theres bigger crimes than leaving bacon at a mosque but this country is soft
what a twat
Funny how this directly coincides with the meme virus getting pushed by the media. Almost as if the powers that be want a convenient distraction to avert the sheeps' attention away from the fact that we are getting demographically replaced.
>what a twat
Why?
grow up
Fucking nonce.
And what does "reasonable grounds to suspect you are infected with coronavirus" look like? "I swear I thought I saw him coughing"?
Good for him
>crimes
>leaving bacon at a mosque
it's not soft it's fucked in the head and has totally lost it's way
>lets be serious
I can't hear you over teh sound of all the muslims invading your country, sorry.
This. Even without that, I just can’t see anyone agreeing to be sheltered inside for months on end. Not gonna happen
what are those black things north of the beans?
black puds
Dunno lad, all a bit vague. But they can hold for reasonably suspecting that you were involved in a crime, so you can ask the same about that: what does reasonable grounds look like? So this new vagueness is no different to the old vagueness.
If we're all in our houses, how are people still getting it? How are confirmed cases rising everyday?
How's the wall to stop your mexican invaders going?
go back to pakistan
>pork blood and oats
disgusting
Because he's not an incel
Postmen are spreading it just like how they spread children back in the day.
its fucking delicious m8, best part of a fry up. try it out.
the guy who put the bacon outside the mosque done it intentionally
Don't knock it until you've tried it lad. Absolutely delicious.
Mr. Trump (all heil Him) has built us 12 feet of metal bars in the middle of nowhere. Fuck you Britcuck.
Friendly reminder the ISIS bride (Shamima Begum) has a legal and moral right to be in the UK
Legally because it’s illegal to be a stateless citizen according to international law.
Morally because she is our problem, shes from the UK and to throw her at another country she has never even entered is wrong, imagine if the roles were reverse, our country would have enough to say.
Also according to law she was raped, abused and exploited, she is a victim of child abuse, it would be immoral for us to turn our backs to a child abuse victim. She is only showing no sorrow because she’s scared and defensive after the abuse she suffered.
the only power muslims and shitskins have in this country has been gifted to them by retarded privileged whites it could be changed within a few years if the people would just wake the fuck up
you can have it for 14 days before you realise you have it. haven't you ever been in one of the 2000 CVG threads? you could be at home with someone who has it and not catch it for days, so there is a good 3 week period of lockdown where the cases are going to rise, maybe 4 weeks if they tell people to shut it for a week before reporting your sniffles.
whats the crime though
They already have loads of powers too stop you without reason
Heh, you want some stats on how our demographics compare?
People aren't listening and still going about their lives as if nothing's happening. Apparently the Tube was as busy as normal yesterday morning. It's also worth saying that confirmed cases can only rise with testing, so more testing = more confirmed cases.
This sounds like propaganda to make people use less power.
How is he a nonce?
there is no way to lockdown modern societies. it's physically impossible
She chose to betray the country.
She has the right to die.
What do Muzzies and 190st mong-race have in common?
They both love molesting 11 year old white girls
I can't wait this hanging around period is getting dull.
spoken like a true jew.
you think that should be a crime and be punished. you are the absolute state of this country mate. holy fuck go and have a think
Hoggravated assault
the scum, are you high posting that shit here
I unironically think she should be let back in, given a home, and given ample benefits.
Nobody cares pinko.
She comes here and dies of virus, sweet irony.
That's when the niggers will come out in numbers and the fun begins.
only one sosij?
what kind of bent fool eats only on sosij?
check your white privileges bro
imagine suffering racism all your life in the country you live on top of child abuse
now stfu
The self employed are immune.