I just got a check for $345,000

>cutting off my wiener
Literally or hyperbole for circumcision?

yuge if true

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wait, did they cut off your dick completely or are you saying you're getting a check for being circumcised without your concent?

give proof
based if true

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eunuchs get the rope too. without your sword you are not a man.

No but lost alot of sensation which I proved in court was the reason for mental anguish which contributed to not being able to find a mate. They called the operation circumcision.

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Good thread

show vagenus formerly penis

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Hope it's true. I'd sue the fuckers too, just might if there's precedence

Big if cis
Also, checked

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was it botched or just a normal circumcision? cus you can't sue for a non-botched surgery and i'll call you a liar in that case

What do I have to do to get you to send me $1200 worth of ETH?

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He probably settled.

based NE Ohio bro

donate some to foregen if they open back up. They're working on fixing our penises.

EARLY 2000'S ROCK WAS THE SECOND WHITE RENAISSANCE.
BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS STOLE FROM US!

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You mean a 'standard' circumcision or did they actually cut off more than they needed to?

Regular circumcision but argued that it deformed the penis and caused personal mental anguish. You can call the hospital and ask them yourself. It is the one where a doc also killed 25 patients and what you put on a sundae on top of the nuts lol.

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you bet your left foot there's lawsuits for unnecessary surgeries.
or was it your right foot? shit!

You can sue for anything idiot. If it was non-consensual mutilation of your genitals you might get sympathetic people in the court system.

cutting off any part of your penis is more than is needed. So that question doesn't make sense.

There is the odd medical reasons where a circumcision is required/recommended. But that wasn't my point.

Did they chop off his dick is what I wanted to know.

soooooo full of shit
nice larp

Hahahaha, I really hope that awsuits like this catch on. Not only will future generations of boys be spared, but this is free easy money that Jews cant get in on.

o the irony

Checked. Fight the good fight hoodless warrior.

If you're talking about phimosis then there are treatments that work without mutilating you. Any (((doctor))) that recommends it to you does not have your best interests in mind. Also he already said that he was talking about cutting off his foreskin here.

Good job OP

Fucking milk those kikes for all theyre worth. Dont buy anything kosher or its going back into their pockets.

The goyim should seriously start class action lawsuits against the doctors and hospitals that marked them as slaves.

PLEASE BE TRUE

Not enough

Nice digits, jigaboo.
t. Kristy Kapel

Bullshit, faglord
Literally zero good metal bands past the 90s
All a bunch of fred durst screamo faggots hiding the tops of their ears with their hats and dressing like fucking niggers

OK tranny.

All circumcision is botched. You're not supposed to cut your dick for no reason.

What do you mean no reason, how is the doctor going to make some extra money?

Enjoy dying at a hospital of a young age.

kek
Kristi is based

I was thinking of hypospadias actually.

True if big.

I had the emo gf back in 2007. Black and blonde hair, stretchers, piercings, shit tonne of eye liner. Bring Me The Horizon. What a cunt. Good times.

Checked, and you're a hero user. I've got mine, but I'm happy you "got yours."

Go get 'em boys

HOLY FUGGIN CHECKED
and if you're not larping this is the coolest thing i've seen on this site

big checked wow.

can you give us a play by play on how to do this I have honestly always wanted to

First you will need to go down for a crime you did not commit in order to secure a free lawyer.

Once in prison ask for a new mattress in exchange for a "confession". they may initially refuse, but after learning that you had a circumcision previously and it has caused mental anguish the District Attorney will order the prosecutor to make the deal.

In court represent yourself and successfully argue you should be granted bail, then berate the judge for accepting the legal precedent you cite, believing her too easily convinced and eager to let madmen and circumcised back on the street. The judge will cite you for contempt of court and order you to be jailed.

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Checked and post again tomorrow

damn, wish I thought of it first. no way the rest of us get those sliced foreskin gibs

demand an elaborate steak lunch and a music player be delivered to your cell by a specific time, in exchange for the location of your family member hiding at a nearby house, who was reported missing. The prosecutor will agree, though the lunch will be delayed a few minutes by the warden's security measures. Once you has your meal, provide the location of the nephew or niece. After sharing your meal with a cellmate, proceed to kill him with your steak bone, forcing the warden to secure you in solitary confinement.

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arrange a meeting with a CIA contact and brings your lawyer. They will learn you previously worked with the agency, creating imaginative assassination devices and orchestrating intricate lethal tactics against nearly impossible targets. They will be warned you can kill anyone anytime you wish and that if you are in jail, it is all part of a bigger plan. Kill the judge presiding your case with an explosive hidden in her cell phone. Explains to your lawyer that the murders are not about revenge, but the failures of the justice system. Then demand to be released and all charges against you dropped or you will "kill everyone".

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>>Sued the hospital I was born at for cutting off my wiener
you are half a man

I hope you are jewish just to make it 100 times more hilarious