Apologize
$1200
one time ain't enough, keep em coming and then we're talkin
Thanks DONNIE. If I do in fact get that money, he has my vote in 2020. If I don't, I'll write in Andrew Yang.
the reason you will get money is because of the democrats
Thank you, Mr. President
WTF I LOVE SOCIALISM NOW?!??!?!
and the majority republican senate
and the republican controlled executive branch
1200 is jack shit, it should be 2000.
THIS IS A 2 TRILLION DOLLAR BILL.
yeah...
and the reason you won't have to pay it back as a loan is cause of the Republicans.
you're welcome.
thank you, daddy
Didn't they block the bill twice?
Bailout bill: $6,000 per individual ($2T / 330M)
Bailout for you: $1200 per individual
Bailout for rich people: $4800 per person going to the 1% only, so $480,000 per rich person
LMAO STAY MAD POORS
IM SORRY BLUMPF
yes, they have full control over it.
the only reason you will get anything is because they said yes.
>Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin would decide the recipients of $425 billion of that money, and the legislation contains no new oversight provisions for how it's doled out, leading Democrats to warn that Mnuchin could use this "slush fund" to bail out politically connected corporations, GOP donors, and even President Trump's private business.
>When asked about those concerns during a press conference Monday evening, Trump said: "I'll be the oversight, I'll be the oversight. We're gonna make good deals."
Fuck you OP. Fuck you.
oh boy money for last months rent, guess ill just kill myself next month
I guess that's a way to look at it. What's that word the left like to throw out all the time, something to do with boots?
the democrats also expanded unemployment benefits
for?? it’s not his money. it’s mine.
I lost my job because of a mandated shelter in place order and all i got was $1,200.
>On SSDI
>giving a shit.
At least my paycheck keeps coming.
Bernie supporters say you get full salary and benefits thanks to him
Why would I apologize when I have to pay it back in the next three years? I want gibbes, not a fucking loan.
Did he give in to that bitch Pelosi?
Gimme. I need a new gaming pc
couldn't trump just arrest her for treason?
yes, they held it hostage to push through unrelated democrat pet projects
Republicans have control over it too, dumb cunt. Pelosi is a tool. And not in the functional sense.
What are the guidelines for the 1200?? How do I get my trumpbux
So unfair. Just because I make almost $200k it means I won't be getting it
Fuck this shit
I think i'm not getting any because i never did taxes for 2018 and my taxes for 2019 just say accepted.
That's the price of socialism. I'm sure your taxes will be doubled next year to pay for the $10 trillion in bailout money.
Sorry for you. The moderates will view this as a win for Trump.
Sorry daddy I just didn't know any better! Please gibmedats
>leaving neets to die in the pandemic while giving more gibs to niggers
I'm sorry that I didn't accept accelerationism sooner and vote for hilary. I am now ridin' with biden you orange faggot
He gave in like a little bitch. Your president .
When can I expect the money?
I will never see a single penny of the $1200
Trump is the greatest president. He is a hero.
>This
None of us will.
If you have enough to be making 200k you should have had the foresight to have savings stashed away and live within your memes
>But user, I make 200k a year and have $0 in my savings
You litterally deserve everything that happens to you from now on.
>one time
Am I supposed to just stick it in the bank? I feel like I'm supposed to spend it for the economy but it makes more sense to keep it in case I can't pay rent a couple months down the line.
A patriot would spend it all on McDonalds and tips
You just get given $1,200? How long is that gonna last you?
It seems quite low.
UK government is paying 80% of salary's for the next 3 months
If it's based on taxes and not SSN that's retarded. Even if you exclude lkng term NEETs there's tons of people who didn't file in 2018 or 2019 but need to work this year.
How do I get it
my 2018 tax return indicated I made like $4,000
will they just mail me some thing or will it be auto deposited in my bank account
Probably mail or maybe there will be a site up in the next coming days where u can deposit it directly
>$1200
>wont pay
>for
>a single
>fucking
>thing
$6000 would however
$5000 is most cities rent
add another $300 for utility
and then the rest for food
Thank you based Hazmat Accountant
>giving a little bit of my stolen labor (tax) back
Fuck this orange lubavitch zionist.
>Online marketplace all over again
I'm not getting a damn penny am I?
Alternatively:
>Mail
So in 3-4 fucking weeks when I'm already fucked.
Lol y'all think this is socialism? Clearly you folks need to take a trip over to r/politics. smdh
>5000 is rent
I rent a studio appartment in san francisco for 1200 a month stfu
I thought it was 6
LOL why not make it 10,000. Or 20! Everyone should be able to put 20% down on any house anywhere and own any car they feel they need to own! Man you parasites make me sick. Fuck yourself, chump.
1200 if you're an incel.
I have a wife and two kids, I get $3,400 upfront and $600 /wk unemployment.
BTFO /pol
Inflation much?
If I'm a landlord, what's going to stop me raising your rent?
fpbp
Trying to save his reelection
The inevitable event of us collectively shooting all you parasites in the back of the head
dems kept the country hostage during a pandemic, reduced the pay we received, money for personal favors, free stuff for youths, minorities, and women, additionally added legislation spending billions for many unrelated things
rip america
Lies
So was the student load thing passed or not. I want to pay mine off as inhave the cash but fuckmif im going to pay them off then 2 months later the guberment forgives 10k of them. I could usenthat 10k for something else
>$5000 is most cities rent
wat?
Yep. Republicans are complete fucking kikes. Those only people who will be getting that $1,200 is all shabbos goy rich people.
1200 is 2 months rent and utilities, sorry you live in commiefornia and don’t have friends to live with buddy
We steel gettin dat fi hunna dollas fo each of our keedz?
damage control
>based on 2018 tax return
If you didn't work a full tax year in 2018 or only part-time, were homeless/poor, or on disability/ssi...you're not getting anything.
>living in the city
>adds 2600 to your income tax
Is it only unemployed people getting this, or are the essentials going to get a hazard bonus?
I'll get well over $2000. Try having kids, faggots.
based and same except i’ll write in idris elba
Lmao sure show me where tf you’re paying 600 or so for rent, BS and I live in a state with cheap land
Shelter in place isn't a law. You don't need to do it.
HEY MR PRESIDENT WHAT DO Y SAY
WHEN ARE WE WHITES GONNA HAVE OUR DAY
THE NIGGERS HAD THEIRS SUCH A LONG LONG TIME
IM WHITE AND ITS TIME THAT I HAD MINE