PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL /ptg/ - THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>TrumpAd: Democrats: Placing Politics Over People 3/24/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/24/20
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>Pres Trump Interview w/Bill Hemmer 3/24/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
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>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
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>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
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>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
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>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
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>DepCBPCommr Perez on Spicer&Co 3/24/20
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>DepHHSSec Hargan on America 1st w/Gorka 3/24/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
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>SG Adams on Hannity 3/24/20
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>SG Adams @SRNT 26th Annual Meeting on Smoking Cessation 3/24/20
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>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in the ICU and can barely breath now
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Wallstreet
>He grabs a mighty bill as he discharges me from the hospital
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

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DEATH TO CHINA

(Also is Captcha failing?)

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AWOO

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>soon

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MAGA

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TRUMBUX INCOMING

SAY IT WITH ME

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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All woman.

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The site's clearly having some kind of issue yeah.

First to AWOO!

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>shutting off the economy
>...
>giving gibs as a result of the shut off economy
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HECKIN GIVERINO TRUMP BUCKERINIS THATS SOCIALISTINOOOOOOOOOO

What's the text of the free shit bill? 1200 dollars for people who filed taxes in 2018? So is it 600 dollars for people who didn't file taxes in 2018? How does it work?

t. not a neet but didn't file in 2018

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Good post

kek who is he fooling with those wide shoulders?

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Do you have to file a tax return to get money? Does it come as a check or what?

Trumpbux are only if you're affected by lockdowns and shit right? I'm in a filed listed as Essential so I'm not experiencing any income shortage. Will i still get Trumpbux?

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I've got the strangest desire to climb Mount Everest right now.

Right now it looks like an all or nothing
Were you someone's dependent? They should get extra cash because of that and maybe they'll pass it down

Based favela monkeys

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Piss on the reds from the top.

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Details are uncertain, but filing a 2019 tax return now by mail is probably enough. It's not hard to fill out the forms and print them out if you go on hrblock.com -- doesn't cost a cent.

lol, implying there's a difference in brazil

Yer likely feckin screwed then, fren. I haven't filed in 3 years because I don't report the income I make off the books, got tired of getting fucked by the IRS every year. I never expected to get anything anyways and corona-chan hasn't affected me in any way, shape or form as is.

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jej

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It's a flat rate for every adult earning less than $150K per couple. People who make more may have to pay it back? How this works is uncertain.

Nobody knows until the actual text is released, but it looks like a broad agreement to the GOP plan with revisions was the baseline agreement. A $1,200 check with no phase-in (an early GOP proposal) that goes to to 75k with a phase-out up to 100k (where it would decrease between those amounts to 0 at the top end).

No idea on what tax returns are applicable (retro to 2018 or based on a 2020 solely for eligibility having a valid tax ID)

I can say comfortably though if you made more than $2,400 per tax year from 2018 onward you will 100% qualify for the full stimulus check of $1,200, but I expect the requirements will be loosened.

No, all the bills accept a 2019 return. Just file it, you don't have to include cash income or whatever else you make from selling the use of your anus to men.

how do you make money, fellow Yas Forumsack? i wont snitch, swear on me rabbi

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Did they get rid of the $2,500 earnings requirement?

They did according to many good rumors, but the final text remains to be seen.

If i e file all my tax do i get it?

>Did they get rid of the $2,500 earnings requirement?
Yes

Easy there lads, I'm just a freelance fabricator and handyman in my town.

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That’s an open question; that was a Dem request so we’ll see. I would expect that to be loosened so if you have a valid social security number you should be good.

Presidency cancelled?

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>fabricator and handyman
b&r

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efile is the same as a physical return

*coughs*

Just a reminder that jeffrey epstein is in Guantánamo while ellen degenerate is under house arrest

EARLY 2000'S ROCK = FASCISM
BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS TOOK FROM US

Based. Well I hope you try to get the trumpbucks, even a $0 2020 tax filing might be enough.

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He would've given it to them for free if he'd known they wanted it...

Leftists all over the internet are melting down about Biden being 'slandered' with senility charges, weren't so shy about armchair psychology last general election though, were they? Imagine literally everything you do backfiring, it's almost impressive.

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FUCK these bullshit requirements
IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

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>Multibillion dollar crime syndicate enacts (((WTO))) policy
Really tickles the nigger toes user

It gets me what I need to pay bills and enjoy myself modestly enough. Beats slaving like I used too.

I'll look into it, not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth if it's given but there's probably other people that could use it more than me.

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How can people on a politics board be this uninformed

The thumbnail of the pic in the post you're pointing to looks too brown and jewish for me. Got anything with white people in it?

turns out the fish cleaner couple are bernouts, why would they even pretend that they care what trump says?

They're on here to get informed you (((genius))) now tell the man the info he asked for faggot

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>based on a 2020
If you file this year then you are filing your 2019 taxes....people need to clear this up. You pay for the previous year, not forward......

The lispy nigger probably pushed them into it

>Republicans are that fucking useless that they need Democrats to govern the country for them from across the floor
That's just fucking sad.

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Source?

I didn’t make a mistake with that statement; a Dem proposal was based on partial status in 2020 having valid earnings on a tax ID/SS number

>Ching Chong Bing Bong
Got the coof yet faggot?

>China Collapses
>RSFSR returns

I will be fine with this

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after surviving coronavirus I obtained the supernatural power to determine political orientation by simply observing someone's behavior

THat would be next year then. Maybe dems are retarded (probability:Extremely High). The point is 2020 hasn't finished yet, so I can't file 2020 taxes. A lot of people just seem confused by the 2019 taxes bit. Just saying

Please post one time with a secure tripcode so you can apologize for being a retard at some time in the future.

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They're just printing the money. And because other countries own most of the US Dollars, practically this is taking the money from foreigners' bank accounts. The American middle class has very little wealth in comparison.

pls gibs proof

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>most deaths are from Europe and European
>most cases are European and European
Why are Europeans so susceptible to a little cough?

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>RSFSR returns
>Would you like to know more?
Yes

Basically that's the first step.
Also CSTO nations can rejoin.

Futures are up. Let’s hope for a nice calm day

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It wouldn’t be return based, it’d be eligible to file a return based.

I wonder how high the revenue would be if we confiscated the properties of everyone involved with the Communist rebellion in China.

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That should be enough to keep it out of the red tomorrow.

>turns out the fish cleaner couple are bernouts
this explains the braindamage suffered prior to ingest fucking fish tank cleaner. damn this story gets better and better

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I dont get it, dont you have state colleges that's cheap / free

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NOOOO!!! I need it to stay down until I get my Trumpbux so I can buy options!

>he didnt buy the fucking dip
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Anything around baseline would be great. Up or down a couple hundred is might bring good things our way this week.

I'm just waiting patiently for us to go back to the gold standard after Trump has thoroughly trashed China and got our money back, at least in part. I know he's been adamant about the idea for awhile and that chinks conveniently had this virus outbreak on the eve of the phase 2 trade deal occurring, to stall it since it'll really harm their profits.

How many would accept free college in exchange for a total elimination of Affirmative Action?

Post pics of (((Europeans)))
Anyone got the London article " despite being 4% of British 25% of china virus deaths are mudshits"? How about Italy's Chinese sweatshops?

I don’t like it either. I’m buying Chainlink with my neetbucks. But the health of the country comes first

No college in this country is cheap.

The wife using the term "Trump and his buddies" instead of something like "President Trump and the doctors" would hint that at least she leans leftward.

rsfsr...?

Google it

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MIGApedes showing that they're full of shit. No proof and only "meme magic"

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I want that to happen here too; declare the CCP a terrorist organisation and gank their shit

fuck this i'm writing in ron paul

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The next two weeks are going to be so unpredictable that I don't even care about the market anymore desu. Investors could look at New York alone on, say, Friday and decide that's enough to just drop everything.

I can't believe Democrats allowed Trump the opportunity to tell them to stop playing politics

>tfw don't get trumpbux
>tfw didn't BUY THE FUCKING DIP

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Looking at a little windfall myself; 10k able to be taken out of my super (401k) tax free; throw it at some American stocks

Realistically, I don't think President Trump can accomplish that. The money printing scheme seems to have some life left in it. People have to stop going to work at farms and power plants for good, not even temporarily, to make the dollar collapse.

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Down with it all.

Nice digits. Don't forget to begin executing any potential Communist sympathizers, and seizing all of their assets accordingly.

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Arizona doctors start petition to have Gov. Ducey shut down state amid COVID-19 spread

> Scottsdale doctor, Dr. Julie Ann Heathcott, started a petition and insists the only way to save both is to shut down the state now, and her petition is picking up signatures almost by the second.

> “We are employing Governor Ducey to have a governor mandated shut down of Arizona state for the next 14 days," Kwatra said.

> So far, Ducey, a businessman, has been reluctant to make the move. Although he seems to creep closer with every news conference.

> The petition reads as follows: As the number of cases of COVID19 escalates, thousands of people are not practicing social distancing. People are at bars, parks, hiking on crowded paths, shopping at Home Depot and grocery stores, congregating in neighborhoods, hanging out in groups at homes and ignoring what we need to decrease the curve. It is selfish.

> We need to lockdown the country. Every physician in the entire United States knows this. We, Arizona physicians and non physicians, are begging for the Governor to lock down the State since the President will not make the decision. Please protect us. Every hour that people are out on the streets adds weeks to how long this will last - not to mention the insurmountable number of deaths that will also occur because of it.

az will soon fall and take note about that grocery store line in the petition—they don't want you to get food during the lockdown, which somehow makes sense to them...

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>(((Google it)))
That's what I was trying to avoid user

NY is a fucking mess. Imagine how bad it really was in China. I fully expect 80,000 in NY within 15 days

This is the thing I never got.
>went to a 4-year college in my city
>apply for aid
>pay $0
>get $4k per year for general expenses right into my bank
I brought this up before and people just replied
>but some people make too much money to get that
So spend your money on the college. And if the aid isn't enough or too restricted, they should push for improvements for that instead of free across the board, since we already have the systems for this aid.

something about people playing madmax on cnn kek.

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>Dont get shekels until quarantine is over in 2 weeks
>Stocks might recover this week
FUCK THIS
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION PLEASE

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By definition all Chinese here, and their assets, are CCP property user

It'll happen, I have faith in the guy being able to at least get us on the right path towards it.

>NY is a fucking mess.
And all retards like Trump and Deborah there can do is say, "no please guyz stop leaving NYC, no we're not going to enforce any of this at gunpoint so just do the right thing."

Obviously non-whites and kikes who are fleeing the city in droves are not going to do the right thing.

>Noting wanting the USSR to kill the chinks and trannies

Dont get me wrong, I like the USA
But I can tell you're a Jew who fucked Russia.

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I live in Arizona. Summer can’t come soon enough. The extrem heat will likely slow the virus. I’m really glad I don’t live in Pheonix