WHAT THE FUCK GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY TOO MUCH HOW ARE NONE OF YOU FREAKING OUT THIS IS THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF A...

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY TOO MUCH HOW ARE NONE OF YOU FREAKING OUT THIS IS THE BIGGEST HAPPENING OF A FUCKING LIFETIME DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING RARE OF AN EVENT THIS IS AND HOW FUCKING FRAGILE OUR CIVILIZATION COULD BECOME IM SCARED AS FUCK I TAKE BACK MY DESIRE FOR HAPPENINGS I JUST WANT SMALL ONES TO SHITPOST FROM A COMFYROOM KNOWING I CAN LIVE A NORMAL SAFE LIFE AND GET TENDIES WHENEVER I WANT I DONT LIKE THIS SOCIAL UPHEAVAL OR COLLAPSE THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH

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Who cares!!

You asked for this. This is your doing.

Don't care

By mid April no one will remember this ever happened.

This. You fuckers finally got your Happening. I hope you're happy.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Fuck off nigger we endgame now, either fight the ZOG or become their janissary. 10 years from now we won't recognize this gay earth. Try to keep up.

It is The Happening my friend, full stop. The one we've been talking about for years. Why didn't you listen? You could have prevented it. Don't call it a grave; its the future you chose.

Fuck off nigger we endgame now, either fight the ZOG or become their janissary. 10 years from now we won't recognize this gay earth. Try to keep up.

This is the way of our society

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life is shitty anyway what do you have to lose? nothing could be worse than going to your shitty wagie job every day for the next 30 years

>celebrity's and politicians and maybe my whore ex-wife Debra will die

im okay with this. See you in the wasteland

Unfortunately it's not enough, at least not so far

rare?
happens every 100 years u fucking retard

weak
i've been living this one to the fullest. enjoying every moment. this is like fresh spring water to me.

1 out of every 1000 in NYC is sick with it and they are scattering like roaches, heeheh you will see soon

The fact that I feel like this isn't really a happening only makes me believe it's actually happening. I shit on normalcy bias.

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>debra
Your people are niggers at names

>NOOOOOOO MUH STOCKS

Fuck off faggot

Everything will be ok fren. Stressing out about it won't help you.

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Normies are freaking out they cant party twice every weekend and im laffing at them so hard. Seriously these people are so wretched that the lowest incel here is superior to them. They dont attempt self improvement, study or anything they usually bitch about they dont have time for, but moan about this to their normie friends. So im not scared im quite entertained and want more. I want the actual mayhem to begin

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Be careful what you wish for!

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No Jesus, it wont and you better burn this world of sinners and come back this time

I'm loving it™

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Kinda like how everyone forgot about kobe
And impeachment
And the migrant caravan

We have seen fuck all. So far.

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And you forgot about ww3 almost occurring. Fuck the media

just a few weeks ago, societal collapse was some tranny reading poems in kindergartens. oh how it's spiralled beyond petty identity politics.

I bet you have like 5 names

Bro look at futures, happening is over

>Whole world shuts down for like a month
>Not happening

Notice how they dont need to "self improve"?Life just happens to them.

Is it really happening though

no, not yet. still 50/50 on there being something i would refer to as a habbnin
power and money grabs. bill riders. yes
habbnin. no

Yes, clearly. Have you not left your house in the past month? Not watched a liveleak video since november? Of course its happening.

Pussy cunt lol

ITS NOT JUST FUCKING STOCKS ITS THE ENTIRE DOLLAR YOU IDIOT IM SCARED THIS COULD BE THE FUCKING LITERAL GREAT DEPRESSION

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I am lol, actually cured my depression, at least for now.

I REALLY DONT THINK SO. GOLD AND SILVER ARE GONE FROM THE MARKET TRY TO FIND SOME IN STOCK. JP MORGAN CEO LITERALLY SAID THIS IS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

Gold strandard.
Check


gazes into crystal ball to see if the lockdown was for the Queen of England.
lel'd.

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The happening isnt complete until corona makes them go away.

That was always the plan

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

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By mid April American hospitals will overrun and collapse

I'm already in the acceptance stage of grief.

Indeed, fellow CotD acolyte.

THATS WHAT IM WORRIED ABOUT AND NOBODY IS TAKING THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY NYC IS GOING TO BE FUCKED THEIR POLICE ARE ALL STARTING TO GET SICK I WONT TAKE MUCH FOR SHIT TO FALL APART ESPECIALLY IF THE DOCTORS AND NURSES DECIDE THEY DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE OR THEY GET SICK THEMSELVES

WE GOT SOME BAD SHIT GOING ON MORGUES ARE BEING BUILT BY THE NATIONAL GUARD IN NYC

wonder how they will manage to burn all those bodies

Imagine being a goldbug
>Shitty investment for decades
>Finally you gain money on your pee coloured metal only for the banks to force you to sell it.
>Can't store it in the banks because they will confiscate it
>Have to put it in your home in a vault that costs more than the actual gold
>Always have to worry about niggers raiding you home
>If the world turns into fallout 4 you can't buy anything with it because nobody wants to be a raider target and nobody can give you change, they will use nuka cola caps instead as currency.

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Niggers did raid in the medieval and iron age, gold was still valuable. Then eventually strong states were formed to put off niggers from raiding

This is good, think of how bad it could be if there was an outbreak of war. Many products simply would never been seen again. Almost nothing with a lithium ion battery would see a battery replacement.

At least now we have a chance to pull back from China and diversify.

it’s only bad in NYC right now. filthy place with people walking around in human urine breathing each other’s farts. everywhere else has a better chance

Sorry, but most normies are constantly self improving, your idea of life happening to them is fucking bullshit, suck my dick. Have you even observed the schedule of average party-attendee normies, it consists of a healthy diet, gym every day or sport sessions, wardrobe constantly changing, haircuts, etc,etc,etc. If they followed my schedule, life wouldn't "just happen", not that I'm proud of that.

Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous.
You've turned every cell tower in the West into a gamma pulse emitter.
This. Is. Wrong.

For Fucks Sake - Its barely a minor happening
There are NO ZOMBIES
The global population increases by 115,000 PER DAY
This faggy little virus is barely a rounding error.

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try harder shill

NYC is like 70% non-white, minimum. Hope the hole shithole gets burned to the ground. Fuck them.

Yeah it is. Trump is a fucking idiot and is actually going to accidentally kill the capitalist system. He going to have people go back to work before Easter and spread this shit all over again.
30% unemployment in about a week. Read Marx even if you're an indoctrinated polfag. Im sure you will agree with socialism especially now.

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buying new shit isnt self improvement, you broken faggot. gym is basically a recreational activity. i have been gym-going for 13 years without any real effort with great results. most normies cant eat or train right, they rearely attend to feel better about themselves. also i got a degree in mechanical engineering while doing to, and learned python and helping veterans in my free time. so get fucked. self improvement is becoming a supreme human being. if "getting new haircuts" is the definition of improvement in your book, then you have the intellectual capacity of a nigger.

You’re the second Yas Forumsack I’ve seen make this exact point in only a few days and I find it very perplexing. I’ve known enough normies to recognize that this isn’t really accurate. Sure they may not take precisely the same sort of deliberate measures that the typical Yas Forums sperg would in order to attain a degree of physical and social mastery, but the notion that self improvement is an alien concept to normalfags is absurd. Going to the gym? That’s self improvement. Meal prep? Reading nonfiction to expand your base of knowledge? Acquiring a meaningful degree or expanding your professional capabilities? Learning from experience about how to best manage social and romantic relationships? All of that would constitute “self improvement”

"Right now" are the key words there. It's the worst in NYC first because of their dense population, but most other cities in America are going to suffer the same fate, just further down the timeline.

Buckle the fuck up.

nothing will happen shut the fuck up

You say that now but just wait until roving bands of feral negroid zombies are knocking down your door. At this point it’s inevitable. The negrona virus has arrived

Given they will inevitably be dumb but violent I look forward to trapping and killing them for recreation