So what are you going to do with your $1200 Trumpbux Yas Forums?

Booze,women,weed and TOILET PAPER

Into the bank it goes. That plus the part time job I haven't been furloughed from will keep me solvent for the next two months. :)

>Psvita
based
i was thinking of buying a modded one

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Good answer. I was thinking about getting a CNC mill. What do you plan to mill?

why only once? covid will last for months

Buy lots of manga

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another growbox
another fun

Even if we were filed as a dependent though?!!?!?!?

Is it really only for people who make under 75,000 a year? That's fucking bullshit.

Yeah I was looking into it earlier tonight, and it doesn't look to hard to put CFW on it. So probably gonna do that and sideload a bunch of games. Only problem is the Sony memory cards still cost a bundle.

Buying stocks. Everything is cheap as fuck right now

you get them already done with a good amount of memory for like $160 on ebay lmao
like 20 bucks more for convenince.

Have some custom jobs that I'd like to get into. Brass, stainless, and a bit of wood. If it works out I get to quit my wageslave job. I'd kill for a cnc mill but I dont have to space or cash for it right now.

liquor and video games
fuck off richfag

Probably gonna buy LASIK, desu.

buy food like a normal person

the fuck would a richfag need it for?
>liquor and video games
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Shit good deal. Guess I'm just doing that then.

>NO or little tax liability
nigger i pumped money into this shit system for fucking decades, paying for every useless sheneegwa's 50 kids then i woke up, had a breakdown and quit everything. lived off my now completely gone savings for 3 years, never taking a fucking dime in 'benefits' ever. a few weeks after i gather my shit together and send out a bunch of applications everything gets shut the fuck down this shits bullshit and if i dont get anything ill probably walk out of my house in one direction and just wander until i die

That's addressed in the changes to unemployment. It's being expanded to cover anyone who was working. Contractors, freelancers, gig economy, any work.. And no matter what you reported, you get a MINIMUM of $600 per week until unemployment runs out. Also of course removed looking for work requirements. Those still working or working at home don't get the unemployment of course. Businesses keeping you on payroll get paid to do so.

That's why this thing more than doubled in size. It's for an extended hunker down.

Always kikes like you wanting more!

Do you ever watch my mechanics on yt?

>inb4 normie

It’s fucking great old tool restoration and you should watch it.

Holy shit.
How to file for unemployment?
I mean. I just stood next to Mexicans and niggers five days a week and mowed lawns or packed moving vans maybe once a week, but fuck if they wanna count it as work I'm not gonna argue.

Go on welfare, fuck the system....

I've been unemployed for nearly 15 years, so I probably not getting anything, and I am NOT too happy about it.

If neets don't get our TrumpBux, I hope the cities burn

$1200? I'm looking at $3900.

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Nothing because I didnt file in 2018, so I get fucking nothing.

you still have to have filed taxes, which excludes neets

Yeah I watch him. Also like this old tony and clickspring.

So, with the shot of initial cash and "unemployment on steroids", hunker down, get at least one new certification... Maybe tools and supplies for a business idea.. Just spend the time and money to position yourself to make more money after this.
Guys, this is the opportunity of a lifetime!!!

already calculated the scomobux and ABSOLUTE worse case scenario (corona goes away next week), i should still get my promised doublebux for 6 months, plus the TWO $750 stimmie packages.

i will easily be able to afford a nice classic american car, like a 60s cadillac or something.

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>No or little tax reliability gets 1200
Learn to read nigger!

>Single: If you are single and under the age of 65, the minimum amount of annual gross income you can make that requires filing a tax return is $12,200. If you're 65 or older and plan on filing single, that minimum goes up to $13,850.
You don't have to file if you have no tax liability. So if this check is being sent to people with no tax liability as it says in the article, then neets would qualify.

Checked and based!

good choice. Spelunky is great and pic related is the best game on the platform.

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Can a NEET get it too?

I'm buying a couple of M1A mags and the rest is going in the bank until the PS5 comes out.

I sure hope you are correct, but I'm not holding my breath. I mean they're most likely going to use taxpayer id numbers to send them out.

>No, and here is why!
Never forget. Israel is getting 38 Billion dollars per year and Americans cant get $1000 for a couple months

No. Dependents get nothing, no tax returns get nothing.

Fuck this gay up to 75,000 bullshit.

Fuck the United States.

Fags in big cities are fucked. A person making 120k in NYC probably has as much purchasing power as someone making 60k in the middle of nowhere.

Probably head over to Reno and get my cock sucked by two 18 year old high school girls legally. Then finish on a MILF. Then go to the strip club with my bros.

Yeah was my plan
especially since support for the vita ended a good while ago so no updating bs to deal with

I think the unemployment requires you to have filled taxes to show that you had a job in the first place, you'll get ur 1200 neetbux though

Classic. Gonna grab that and p3p.
Double the persona.
Wasn't five gonna release on switch?

lol lockdown. How does it feel to be non-essential to critical infrastructure, pussy. Get a real job.

You should get stuff
but if you don't them please riot
>Fags in big cities are fucked. A person making 120k in NYC probably has as much purchasing power as someone making 60k in the middle of nowhere.
so a lo still? nice
60k is a fuck ton in rural places

I can't find any info on it except that its a direct payment to all americans.

They extended the 2019 tax deadline so they can't possibly use the outdated 2018 info

They are using 2018 data, at least last time I checked.

if you didnt file a 1040 last year, regardless of tax liability, you wont get a check unless you file one this year.

the only way they can send you money (check or direct deposit) is with the information from a 1040 form.

whores are legal in reno? is there a good selection?
first i have heard of this
unless your literally a 1/10 you can likely get someone decent enough for free from /soc/ though

honestly i know everyone has got a hard on for the Neetbux, but the unemployed fags are going to be getting showered in dough, $600 dollarus a week for them. neets and wagies are going to get a flat $1200 payment and thats it unless congress agrees on another stimulus bill.

I'm going to go down to Mexico, buy $800 worth of cocaine and $400 worth of hookers, do hookers and blow then kill myself because I'm tired of living alone because I'm fat and ugly and my mother dresses me funny.

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>pay taxes every week on paycheck
>but if you didnt file you wont get it ;)))

well fuck, i didnt make enough to really give a shit

Im a gas attendant, I’m considered essential lol

But how will they know my address as a NEET that isnt a dependent on anyone?

Y'all are missing the big one..
It's the unemployment.. THAT'S where this gets wild: Expanded to contractors, freelancers and gig economy guys.. MINIMUM $600 per week on top of whatever else you qualify for..

This is about getting as many people as possible off the streets.. Watch, they'll even incentivize those working in critical jobs to keep working.

Inflation will be offset by the massive slowdown in all other factors which is highly deflationary.. This is the bump we need to pull two things: 1. Reduce risk and casualties to working age Americans. 2. Give the whole system a rest and reset to wring out debt and overcapacity.
Hell, Trump can make this a hella win by letting the Chinese know that if they don't mop up a good share of the treasuries we need to underwrite this, the resulting economic damage will end any hope of the China growth story getting back on track..

Fuck.. This.. This should work. I think I even know how the debt can be written off, the system squeaky clean after and ready to rock.. Hmm..

I believe whores are legal throughout Nevada except Las Vegas (lel). Not sure if there are other towns or municipalities that have banned prostitution.

They've changed it so now you don't need to have paid taxes to receive it.

People move though. Unless youre supposed to update your info somewhere? I just moved and need my trumpbux

That's not true. Welfare sends checks without that.

Yeah a shame. They really made Nintendo work for the handheld market for over a decade. Great consoles.

Should buy an Oxylog 1000 and some chloroquine.

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Probably going to gamble it at the casino

You withhold your taxes without getting a refund? Hope you’re pretty precise with what you’re withholding otherwise you’re getting boned.

A year or two from now I would've been, but this whole virus shit fucked my training over.

Look another nigger who cant read!

New Jersey?

You trying to kill more trumptards frog?

Sounds like a good time, be sure to video tape it all

grab it by the bag

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I'm going to buy a McDonald's burger because the terrible inflation that follows makes it impossible for me to live a healthy life.

Nope, I’m in SoCal. Gotta reset pumps when people’s cards get declined which is why I guess I have to be there. An to sell cigarettes too.

>So what are you going to do with your $1200 Trumpbux Yas Forums?
I'll believe it when I see it

I'll probably use it to buy some more silver if I get it

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More filters for my masks and water. Balls, caps, rolling papers and bp to make more paper shells. More cylinders for my cap and balls.

And thats about it.

Yep. Although you don't have to drive far outside of Vegas. The closest brothel is like five miles from the strip.

Galaxy S20+. I still have a job.

You better buy a brown bread

>psvita
Welcome vita bro. Been sporting mine since 2016. Modded with sd2vita and 400gb.

Yea, i bet it will take a month to get out and 50% of people will get fucked over

No physical to be found. You might get lucky online, but you're more likely to get defrauded.

I'm taking my money and I'm going back to work. I'm only off because of doctor appointments.
someone has to drive the yum yum trucks.

im white i cant

So what's the details of the deal they agreed on?

Damn that’s not a bad deal for the unemployed. I guess I’m going to have to sexually harass some females in the office tomorrow. Too bad they’re all working from home. Guess some extreme measures are needed.

Tattoo

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Ya'll gonna pay me that rent thats what you dead beats gone do.

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Pay my portion of rent and credit card bills

>i dont know what tax liability is

Tfw unemployed now but made over 75k in 2018

>tfw I made $80k in 2018
No Trumpbucks?

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Serious question, what happens if this crisis drags on and business don't magically re-open in the next month? That means this stimulus was for nothing and the recession/depression was 30 days delayed, right?

Tulsi's plan, pic related, was all about making sure payments continued until people had their jobs back...

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