TRUMPBUX HAPPENING

Get ready based boys

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Yeaaah goooo money printers

Brrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuummm

Did they release it yet? I want to see how much hand rubbing is in the bill before they pass it.

Only if you filed taxes. Yas Forums neets btfo.

15 year professional NEET reportin


how much did we score?

Is it monthly or a one time check?

The orange cheeto has never been so delicous! May God bless the Cheeto and may God bless America!

Socialism in America under Republicans...
Never thought I'd live to see the day.

Depends on if the bux are tied to our SSN or our tax returns

One time right now but I wouldn't count out it being monthly if COVID fucks the US up some more.

nobodies seen the actual bill yet, but all signs are pointing to no. if it's it's tied to our tax returns, which it most likely will be, we're fucked

economy still gonna tank more on thursday

Same, seeing how much Pelosi was throwing in there makes me uncomfortable that they reached an agreement.

Who exactly gets paid by this? Is it everyone or are there some kind of requirements?

Then Nancy needs to kill this bill too. Until I get money for a gaming rig, nobody gets money for a gaming rig.

WE'RE FUCKING RICH BOYS

I've never had a job
I don't even know what tax is
Hope I can still get a check

What’s the catch?

8 year shut in reporting in I have never filed taxes I hope I will be getting the bux it will change my entire life

That the virus only has a 0.06% death rate, 86% of people show no symptoms, and it can be treated easily with hydroxychloroquine, and zinc.

It's literally a curable flu and they're crashing the economy with no survivors.

I better get some of this money or I'm tearing the whole thing down.

I heard the cutoff was 99k household income. If they base it on my filing last year im gonna get it because I didn't get bumped to 120k until June

>these are the people who are fighting international jewry with

Hey user as a shut in I do not pay for the jewish system to destroy our race I took the varg pill before there was a varg pill to take. We are starving the beast and I have alot of free time to work out and go to the range I will be ready when shit hits the fan fren.

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This shits only worth it if they shell out $600/week federal unemployment on top of state unemployment, otherwise its still a net loss because my state is prohibiting my ability to work due to quarantine.

1200 bux is nothing

>It's literally a curable flu
It's a bit more than that. It fucks your lung tissue like a cheap Saigon whore.
Long term effects of a population with that? Not gonna be pretty.

is there a date when I get my TRUMPBUX?

FUCK YEA

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How will these niggers know where to send the check to it I haven't filed taxes in 2018

What makes you so sure you're even getting any?
This is a compromise bill with the democrats.

speak for your self that is half of what I live off for an entire year. 1200$ is a shit ton of money to me.

>That the virus only has a 0.06% death rate, 86% of people show no symptoms, and it can be treated easily with hydroxychloroquine, and zinc.
>It's literally a curable flu and they're crashing the economy with no survivors.

got any sources for any of that?

HOLLA HOLLA GET JOHN MADDEN

if you filed in 2019 you can probably use those. if you didn't file in 18 or 19, you're not getting anything

Holy shit. Now they just need to not shut the mail down for 6 weeks and maybe just maybe we will get them

He's a boomer. They hear "chloroquine may be an effective treatment, but we only have anecdotal reports", and mental gymnastics it into "we have a cure".

You're getting the bucks

you have to be a goddamn tax payer

>seething wagies still pushing this
l o l

> was in highschool in 2018.
> will therefore not get trumpbux

:(

I wanna read the bill

Life truly is comfy my czech fren

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wheres the shower?

>inb4 the checks get contaminated with coronavirus

Good, fuck welfare.

so far all we know is its related to 18 filings, dont spread nonsense and work people up until we see

I’m getting $3400 nigga.

shower? Why would I need that I am a shut in

>What is direct deposit?

I filed my taxes in 2018 and qualify for the $1,200. I'm getting a new gaming rig, but you're not!

>so far all we know is its related to 18 filings
how do you know that and what does that even mean

Sheeeit

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I really hope that is not the case I have heard people say both tho so I honestly have no idea what to think all I can do now is hope for my bux or an hero when I get the eviction letter either way I will be free.

I CAN'T WAIT TO DONATE IT TO BERNIE AND GIVE HIM THAT LAST PUSH HE NEEDS!!!!

My wife & I made $241K in 2018. No Trumpbux for us.

I never filed my taxes and been out of work for 2 years, can I still get the 1k ?

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dont think they gave a shit about neets like us who live with parents. jewed again.

Is this the dem bill?

to clean yourself

Im a NEET that lives alone though. Before anyone asks lets assume my place is paid for in cash.