Germany’s incredibly low death rate plunges to 5%

you are retarded for using recovered cases at the beginning of a pandemic.

It’s more like the end of the epidemic here

We're livestock, moooooooo.
Haven't you played harvest moon or rune factory?
Keep the moomoos alive and happy, or the milkies stop.

its kinda ironic seeing them trying to enforce a lock down in an "open" society
almost like words have meanings

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>end of the epidemic
call me in 2022 when the maybe have a vaccine
till then its dead city fags
and i am loving it

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That is the correct way to do it though. Counting them all as corona deaths like in Italy is the cause of this hysteria.

We are literally 8 days away from numbers going down massively like in Korea/ChinabSingapore

>China
>w/ 21m dead
eat your bat soup Chang

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It's not even gotten started yet, the timeline is still not done

China at the end of the time line
nearly every other country at the start
Germany near the front (luckily)

China, 5k dead, nothing

>It's not even gotten started yet, the timeline is still not done
Hysteria

> China at the end of the time line
And has been at this stage for weeks

COPE

>Hysteria
no you can see the pattern building, in 3 months 3 million people WILL BE DEAD

Screencap this

21m people magically stop paying their mobile contract in a country where you cant buy a fucking rice cracker without a cellphone

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Germany got the weak strain
Most People only get a mild cold Not even fever

then why are you here, Chang

Hysteria

I look at facts. Look at Asia, 4 billion people, the crisis there is pretty much over. Numbers have gone down 90%, many countries are basically virus free. It has been 2 months from start to finish.

you cant even look at your dick w/o a binocular

>TWO MORE WEEKS JUST WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS YOU'LL SEE IN TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS TWO WEEEEEEEEEEEEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are 190 countries infected if each has a death rate of 7000 people that's 133000

a lot of these places have shitty health care in 3 months that number will triple

That is facts!!

All guest workers were banned and they often use 2 phones one to wire money back home and one to pay for living.

Mass testing does this. Compare korea and their 400k tested vs UKs where we're only testing hospital cases.

>21m people magically stop paying their mobile contract in a country where you cant buy a fucking rice cracker without a cellphone

Stop with the myths, they ain’t helping. China has a monthly mobile phone contract churn rate of 60 million. Fluctuations are typically because they change providers... also young people need to be able to sign new contracts to replenish overall contract volume, they couldn’t do so because of restrictions.

P.S. it’s not like your mobile phone contract gets cancelled when you die and your body and existence is hidden as conspiracies suggest...

It’s only 8 days now

Good for you germanoids, looks like you might have beaten corona-chan

>corona-chan

There are about 4 different mutated versions of this virus floating around , Germany might have a weak strain

5% is still insanely high.

The actual reason is that China got number portability a few months ago.

Look at the subscriber numbers - there's 1.6 billion subscriptions, but only 80% have a mobile phone.

That's because since you couldn't move your number, many people have second sim cards.

Now they're moving to single sim cards and subscriber numbers drop. This started in the fall already.

Google it if you're interested.

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B-But muh med diet!

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Fun fact: there are more Finns in critical condition in Spain than in Finland.
Are Spaniards this incompetent in health care or are they neglecting foreigners? (My guess is: both.)
They are now being flown to Finland for proper health care.

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kek
i pay three different mobile contracts for three different countries
Germany/Italty and the US
meanwhile i am only in one country at a time and cant cancel either because non contains a "pandemic" clause

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>COPE
CHINK

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Do Finnish elders like to travel more than young finns? I see european elders traveling all the time in Europe

Sorry, but cardiovascular diseases outnumber coroma virus by a massive margin. Have we stopped at risk people from eating fatty stuff and not exercising? No. Have we told fit and healthy people to not eat fatty foods if they like? Hell, no.

Let’s stop pretending locking up healthy people does anything for the volunerable. It doesn’t. The way to stop deaths is to isolate the vulnerable while getting on with normal life.

You moffen are fucking with the stats.
All your neighbours have much higher death rates.
What will your stasi media do when Merkel dies? Claim she got raped and killed by an innocent eleven year old sudliche rapefugee?

Japs got a better healthcare system then both of our countries. COPE

It is, but once you look at the non-resolved cases you may feel like it’s more like 0.3% overall at the end.

unz.com/runz/correctly-estimating-coronavirus-infections/

how are they fucking with the stats when each of the hundreds of local health authorities is independently reporting their case statistics to the JHU and RKI?

they just test everyone with symptoms so their number of mild cases that are not a flu is lower

because you don't DIE of a DISEASE but of RESPIRATORY FAILURE because YOUR BRAIN "FORGETS" how to BREATH

How are they still pretending rapefugees don't commit an excessive amount of crime and rape your women hans?
Schelling point

virus is totally overhyped at this point.
takes out the ones that were due anyway.
very seldomly someone young.
the fake news assholes (which all deserve to be brutally tortured and then executed, making nazi auschwitz look like kindergarten) blow this way out of proportion

>hundreds of local health authorities is independently reporting their case
like with the daily rapes?

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I don't know but lots of Finnish pensioners live in Spain at least in winter.

>They are counting the dead only from corona. If they had any preexisting conditions, it is that instead
thats nonsense

Did you not read OP? 29k mild cases vs 20 critical. How many times do we have to tell you, it's just a (bad) flu

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You are missing the point

You can't spread cardiovascular diseases to others when you just go out and about, this virus is like walking around with a loaded gun and shooting random people who then also carry the loaded gun

Killing anyone who is weak and the human race has become VERY weak because of modern medicine
so many people now live with underlining health conditions

We are looking at a virus that could potentially wipe-out people over the age of 40 from now on, that means humans could only live 40 years max instead of 80

This virus has mutated many times and could be with the people who have recovered long after they are told to go home, only time will tell a few years down the line they could develop lung failure we just don't know

i can tell you the restaurants and stores having closed around me feels very real. and it sucks.

Those numbers are comparing diseases that are wide spread and embedded in every society

Covid-19 is just getting started you can't compare it yet, only after a year will the numbers start to make sense

>just wait 2 more weeks guys
>just wait 2 more weeks guys
>just wait 2 more weeks guys
>just wait 2 more weeks guys
Fuck, I know it will get worse than it is, the point is that it is so insanely far away from caring about that it's a joke.

Per statistics, number of worldwide deats, Jan-Feb 1347

[insert small number here] : Black Death
[insert all the other shit here]

Why didn't I learn nazi aaaaaaaaaaa

OK then don't do anything as a country and watch your grandparents and parents die

Thank you, Germany

Bet you won't post that on BANG, Kate

Soon, they'll be logging every death as a corona death just to keep the psyop going.

I wanted to know if this is true, but sadly its not. If you are stationed in a hospital with corona and you choke yourself to death on a sausage you will be added to the dead.

Germany has to help because Meds can't get the job properly done hahahahahahahaha

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I don't have either, nice appeal to emotion while ignoring the facts that it's a huge nothingburger. What's fucking annoying is the govts will all pat themselves on the back for combating the nothing burger through increasing their control and printing a bunch of money for their friends while bankrupting small business. Such a fucking scam just like '08 and people in 10 years time will wonder how we were all so dumb.

>the fake news assholes (which all deserve to be brutally tortured and then executed, making nazi auschwitz look like kindergarten) blow this way out of proportion
It's the first time in years that almost everyone is actually watching them religiously and care about them again. Clearly profiting off creating panic but people still take what they say as legitimate because they have such a narrow view of fake news.

I think the German government is cooking the numbers. They probably use some statistical tricks to not count people that have died from/with Corona.