/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2515 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

who are you even talking to?

Threadly reminder that if you can't be a NEETbro, then please stay 6 feet or more away from everyone. I had to go to Walmart today in Antioch, TN and every Antiochfag will know how many niggers and beaners there are there. They didn't like that I was white and avoided them.

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sweet Hanta cunny WHEN

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You are Romanian

Based Kyouko poster

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>THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE AWAY OUR CHILDREN AND KILL THEM AND SELL THEM FOR THEIR ORGANS Y-YOU'LL SEE. IT WILL HAPPEN GUYS, I SWEAR IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE UNDER CONTROL. JUST LIKE IT HAPPENED IN 2009, JUST LIKE IT HAPPANED IN 2003. OH NOOOOOO IT'S THE END.

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SOPA DE RATO

Who must pay the price for inflicting this suffering upon us all?

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The Jews

Why are Americans obsessed over getting back to work? I guess it’s because they lose more to automobile accidents I guess.

It’s okay guys I think it’s safe to go back to work, just carry on as normal I say!

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Some drawfag needs to draw Hanta-chan DBZ fusing with Corona-chan.

the entire chinese people. Cobalt Bomb on Beijing by Monday or we should Riot.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Switzerland (-0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) India (+0.91%) Germany (+1.14%) United States (+1.17%) South Africa (+1.53%) United Kingdom (+1.74%) Australia (+1.87%) Hong Kong (+2.86%) Taiwan (+3.00%) China (+3.22%) Poland (+3.94%) Singapore (+3.94%) South Korea (+5.16%) Japan (+5.24%) Italy (+7.25%) Brazil (+7.74%) Spain (+8.31%) France (+8.44%) Netherlands (+9.05%) Austria (+9.97%) Russia (+11.65%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-17%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-32%) Wuhan (-27%) New Delhi (-63%) Dubai (-19%) Moscow (-44%) Rome (-57%) Milan (-52%) Berlin (-30%) Munich (-18%) Brussels (-49%) Paris (-54%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-11%) London (-2%) Sao Paulo (0%) Buenos Aires (-12%) New York (-5%) Washington (-3%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-3%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m) South Korea (2m)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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normies ruined this happening

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The CPC

>look guys this low IQ fuck who comments on youtube videos said a thing
>ILL REBUTT HIM HERE AND PRETEND YOU SAID IT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shut the fuck up retard

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NUKE CHINA

ALSO THE JEWS

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Israel just added 100 cases

So is China lying out of their asses? How is not spreading there anymore?

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There was no happening to begin with

Happening cancelled?

Someone post the Jim Lahey version of this pic please.

>fusing
get the fuck out. now.

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is SK the country handling the crisis the best?

Happening Cancelled until we get a signal to say the I D words.

F U C K

Y E S
E
S

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We're on lockdown from midnight tonight. 4 hours to go

Hanta Check
Bird Check
Swine Check
Corona Check

Any more currently?

Spanish Comeback Kid?

Why can this faggot governor of Nevada ban using malaria pills for coronavirus? Who the fuck is this asshole to fuck with people's very life? I hope he burns in the pits of Hell

The US and other civilized countries would NEVER nuke China.

When do I get my Pelosibux?

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Shut up you uncultured swine

>NUKE CHINA
>ALSO THE JEWS
What's the difference?

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that's what he gets for fathering a dau*hter

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>no happening
>shut down of entire states and countries because some faggot in china coofed
Literally kill yourself shill

China, and in particular the chinese "communist" party
They should be isolated like NK and left to implode
China can't live more than a month without imports from literally all over the world
cut off the oil and the steel, it's over for them
the resulting devastation, on top of the epidemic, will cause more death than 100 nukes, but won't damage the environment much

习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

oh shit the US surpassed italy actually already, italy has 8k recovered so only 54k active

Then it's India's time to do something useful with their nukes.

airborne Ebola

President Trump just shipped essential supplies which are not even available to American doctors, hopefully it will help!

Pray for Israel

There are animals that jews won't eat

so when am I getting my fucking trumpbuxx? I need an AR15 and 10 pounds of fake pussy

Mutta mia

>"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
>archive.is/nZNgJ
It's interesting to see that the article also states that the pneumonia vaccine won't have any effect against sars-cov2. A lot of people in Norway are getting the vaccine these days, to give some protection if they get infected.

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are you upset because your restaurant went out of business?

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you can see the pain and burning hatred for his daughter and the nigger in his eyes.

n-nothing wrong with helping your g-greatest ally

why did Italy's numbers go down? Was it simply because of quarantine and recoveries? thought thee hospitals were crowded though.

>India
I doubt they would even care about this.

do your lymph nodes swell when you are infected with COVID19?

so? I already bought what me and my family needed MONTHS ago, fuck everyone else.

can someone update us on the current state of Italy? mostly regarding the people left with no job and no supplies, is society breaking down with riots and what not? or how are those left with barely nothing tu survive coping with the lockdowns?

Who /comfy/ here?

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ANY NEW INFO ON THE AIPAC NIGGERS?? DID THEY GET BTFO OR DID THEY SUSPICIOUSLY RECOVERED AND BACK TO WORK

I'm gonna die alone as a kissless hugless handholdless virgin
And to answer the previous thread's question, I managed it because I'm socially retarded and don't know how to interact with people in real life

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Corona-chan also has Dengue attributes, so it'll be a matter of time before the tropics become desolated from infected mosquitoes

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how the FUCK can I be comfy when my friends are still acting like fucking retards and going to GROUND ZERO of this fucking virus? I don't care if you're a pilot, fuck you and stay there

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Everyone is saying stay home if you have symptoms and if they get worse and worse call your doctor. Some might even die before even diagnosed.

we always return to comfy

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me

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put your hand in your other hand.

problem solved.

>I'm gonna die alone as a kissless hugless handholdless virgin
hey we're the same except i just hate people to even want to have a gf

Unfortunately I cant be a full neet. Still have college work to do. Still comfy tho.

user believes this was anecdotally noted by several infected.

As was redness (like eye shadow) around the eyes:

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8148851/Nurse-says-red-eyes-telltale-sign-coronavirus-infection.html