AUS/POL - CHINKS ARE SCUM AFTERNOON EDITION

>Mick Fuller announces on the spot fines of $1000 for individuals and $5000 for corporations who flout social distancing laws, including the restrictions on outdoor fitness groups to 10 people, weddings to five people and funerals to 10 people.

>New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern declares a state of national emergency as the country prepares to go into a complete lockdown at midnight to combat the coronavirus outbreak.

>Former mining CEO Neville Power will be chief of a new National COVID-19 Coordination Commission, which will “solve problems” in the private and public sectors for "repurposing manufacturing lines", improving grocery supply lines and redeploying workers who lost their jobs this week.

>As of 1.45pm, there are 2398 cases in Australia, including 1029 in NSW, 466 in Victoria, 443 in Queensland, 170 in SA, 205 in WA, 44 in the ACT, 36 in Tasmania and 5 in the NT.

>Federal government is considering non-scheduled flights to remote locations to rescue hundreds of thousands of Australians trapped overseas.

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Reminder to use this chance for good lads.
You are going to be paid for 6 months of NEETdom.
Put together every infographic, video, and social media post you can of the Chinese scourge.
Everybody will be at home to watch it and they will be pissed.
You won't get a chance like this again.

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>be chinese
>infect the world
>foreigner calls me out
>foreigners have my back and call other foreigner out for being racist
>tfw easily bankrupt every western nation

Fuck lads now we have 3 going because you cunts let the old thread bump cap...

asio made thread

>schools being forced to remain open
>Unley High teachers and students infected with COVID
>PM doesn't know his arse from his elbow and confuses everyone the more he talks
>shopping centers closed
>shopping centers opened
>pl0x watch netflix and jewtube in 360p only
>please dont pester hotels and airlines for refunds. please ask for vouchers.
>you're essential

city people btfo kek

theage.com.au/national/extreme-right-groups-exploiting-virus-fear-and-tension-20200323-p54cxw.html

Pretty sure she is talking about us
Hi dr campion, show vag

My internet is completely shot.

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>Research from Dr Campion and her team was in high demand nationally and internationally.

for someone that is in such high demand (her words I guess) she sure knows fuck all about the subject

>members of extremist groups were using encrypted internet sites
https is so h4x0r

Yas Forums aint encrypted buddy

In saying that I did make this lol

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>buddy
What is someone from where you live doing here mate?
That word alone is enough to doxx you, you know what i mean.

based

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I know I am an amerilard burger but, seriously, fuck chinks.

anyone got the pic of the chink family with a mountain of shit tickets out front of their house and the picture of the white man looking down on the gook scum in woolies with a trolly full too?

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>boatsinker

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Meaningless detail

thanks mate

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post the link

Question for gun owners, am I able to apply for a firearms licence but have the address for the location of any firearms different to my own (ie. my fathers house) ?

When the government suspended mutual obligation appointments for jobseekers as a result of the coronavirus pandemic, it had no plans to inform them directly of that fact, according to an internal notification.

On Tuesday night, the government issued a statement saying it would suspend mutual obligations until at least 31 March after system outages caused by a surge in Jobseeker Payment applications meant jobseekers could not report to Centrelink, and faced having their benefits cut off.

A notification sent to employment service providers on Wednesday morning, seen by the Guardian, suggests many jobseekers were going to be kept in the dark about the fact they had been excused from mutual obligations, which can include Work for the Dole and compulsory face-to-face appointments at a job centre.

“Job seekers/participants will not be notified that they are not required to attend their scheduled requirements,” the notice states. “However, if a job seeker fails to attend, their payment will not be suspended and they will not accrue a demerit.”

The Guardian asked the Department of Education, Skills and Employment why jobseekers were not told they did not need to attend appointments. A spokeswoman pointed to Tuesday’s press release, and said employment services providers had also been informed by letter and by notice.

She said there was no need for providers to inform jobseekers, but they could do so “as required”.

“In addition, the department is currently working to directly inform individual jobseekers via notification (SMS or message) that this arrangement is in place.”

The notification to employment service providers seen by the Guardian makes no reference to the department’s plan to text people that mutual obligations are suspended and the statement that jobseekers “will not be notified” is in bold.

The Greens senator Rachel Siewert, who has called for mutual obligations to be suspended throughout the crisis, said participants needed to be told that they did not need to attend appointments immediately.

“People are anxious about not getting their payments,” she said.

Labor also accused the government and Services Australia of sending mixed messages to jobseekers, pointing to a tweet from Services Australia earlier on Tuesday that stated mutual obligations remained in place for all jobseekers who weren’t directly affected by coronavirus.

“In what is a confusing time, job seekers need clear and consistent communication about their mutual obligation requirements,” said Labor’s Brendan O’Connor, Linda Burney and Louise Pratt.

“While we welcome the temporary lift of mutual obligation requirements while the MyGov website buckles under pressure, it would be more realistic to extend this suspension beyond a mere one-week period.”

Siewert said her office had also received reports of Work For the Dole participants being ordered to attend group activities, which contradicts the government’s own directions to providers.

A Work for the Dole participant, who did not want to be named, told Guardian Australia his employment services providers said he would still need to attend his group activity at an op shop in Adelaide.

“It’s not a clean environment, we are all touching everything,” he said.

The man said his provider had insisted he needed to go to his activity until he personally showed up at the job centre and showed them the ministers’ media release.

my provider today said over the phone they will only do phone appointments with me from now on and they are preparing for a huge amount of new people. They said they are unlikely to find me any suitable work anytime soon, I got pic related on my job seeker dashboard last night.

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>Discord._gg/pMckjUt

Corona server
Join!!!!

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AH FUCK
The inner coomer in me is trying to corrupt me to believe in things I dont want to (soc & com) only to flirt and fuck girls
Someone help me with this fucking retarded demon in me

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>honeypot server join!!!!

Hey Mr.ASIO man hows the office with this virus going around?

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discord is just chat for millenials that cant figure out how to connect to a server in mIRC

I’m just trying to spread the word
Quit trying to fuck with my shill baka

Who else here been doing last minute survival prepping? What'd you get lads?

That's a Japanese guy though.Chinese don't have caveman eyebrows.

Writing with blocky square characters + cute squiggles = Japanese

Block squre characters only = Chinese

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m8 you'll kick the first cunts out as soon as they banter you, those discords are filled with weak willed cunts. Its the same safe space trannies use to suck each other's cocks in.

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no shit, it's Nasubi. newfag.

he's literally in a movie and tv show about 2channel

>What'd you get lads?
the virus

All set mate

Why is anybody bothering at all at this point? Everyone knows that because of the sneaky chinks the moment restrictions are lifted a chink will come in and undo all the good the quarantine did.

>fucking retarded demon
maybe try some book learning and join a group of like minded people

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Does no cunt have the picture of the mountain of shit tickets the chinks have at the front of their house? No search engine is helping me for obvious reasons

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Will be hilarious if they cure Coronavirus before they have to give any neet bucks

enjoy this one too

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I'm honestly surprised that Chinese even use toilet paper let alone want that much of it

thanks mate but that's the lowest res version I've seen of that picture yet.

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I was able to find the larger version of it thanks to you. Thanks mate

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give them fucking filthy gooks hell m8

wtf is up with the toilet paper hoarding though...?

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Asians are using it to both launder money and kick us while we're down. Check this shit out...

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Tweed borders locking down..
Was nice knowing you all. Fuck me dead.
Took this pic just now

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Can you report obvious fuckery like this?

>what is shadow banking
>what are shadow loans
You know why houses are expensive?

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Just bid them up and don't pay.

FUCK why hasn't QLD Health updated their coronavirus stats for today? Have they just stopped counting now?
health.qld.gov.au/news-events/doh-media-releases

inb4 200 new cases

Chink here AMA about us taking over Australia.

So nobody told the pigs yet?
I mean, it's not like we're allowed to solve this problem ourselves because of said pigs.

even a fucking white cave man 20,000 years ago in the fucking Ice Age would snap the neck/sever the arteries of his kill swiftly, and cook his woolly mammoth meat over a roaring, toasty fire in the middle of a snowy night. salt his fish, salt his meat, season and garnish it. a fucking cave man
how are chinks and niggers this sub-human? how are non-whites more retarded than a European cave man neanderthal cro magnon hybrid over 20,000 years ago? it genuinely doesn't even make sense

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>Yas Forums aint encrypted buddy
for you

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>you get $1 per packet
what a ripoff, cheap chink cunt