>Mick Fuller announces on the spot fines of $1000 for individuals and $5000 for corporations who flout social distancing laws, including the restrictions on outdoor fitness groups to 10 people, weddings to five people and funerals to 10 people.
>New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern declares a state of national emergency as the country prepares to go into a complete lockdown at midnight to combat the coronavirus outbreak.
>Former mining CEO Neville Power will be chief of a new National COVID-19 Coordination Commission, which will “solve problems” in the private and public sectors for "repurposing manufacturing lines", improving grocery supply lines and redeploying workers who lost their jobs this week.
>As of 1.45pm, there are 2398 cases in Australia, including 1029 in NSW, 466 in Victoria, 443 in Queensland, 170 in SA, 205 in WA, 44 in the ACT, 36 in Tasmania and 5 in the NT.
>Federal government is considering non-scheduled flights to remote locations to rescue hundreds of thousands of Australians trapped overseas.
Reminder to use this chance for good lads. You are going to be paid for 6 months of NEETdom. Put together every infographic, video, and social media post you can of the Chinese scourge. Everybody will be at home to watch it and they will be pissed. You won't get a chance like this again.
>be chinese >infect the world >foreigner calls me out >foreigners have my back and call other foreigner out for being racist >tfw easily bankrupt every western nation
Benjamin Green
Fuck lads now we have 3 going because you cunts let the old thread bump cap...
Jayden Reed
asio made thread
Carson Lee
>schools being forced to remain open >Unley High teachers and students infected with COVID >PM doesn't know his arse from his elbow and confuses everyone the more he talks >shopping centers closed >shopping centers opened >pl0x watch netflix and jewtube in 360p only >please dont pester hotels and airlines for refunds. please ask for vouchers. >you're essential
