Aus/pol ??????? edition

Nightfill manager earning $120,000 pa

nice way to track peoples posts each thread via linking them with an ID when they report in

doubt any of the cunts you listed are dumb enough to actually reply

>using any form of dating app
Hows that working out for you mate? How many whales you hooked so far?

>thinking people that have been here for years still care about "anonymity"

17 of those anons are me so if that is the case they are doing a piss poor job of it.

Faggot

Fuckwit

MR KELLY! DID YOU GIVE NUDGE A HANDJOB?

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yea nah your suss as fuck cunt. the way you worded that, implied that everyone thinks the same as you, that Yas Forums is a collective is really fucking glowing

>other threads that were made have people calling it a glow thread or asio thread
>strangely, in the one thread that has posts suggesting post ID tracking theres none

glow fucking confirmed

Lmao, take your meds, like you'd have anything to say that anyone would worry about

I man the harpoons every weekend. Boy, do I have some stories.

>glowing sounds

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>typical shill "take your meds skitzo" reply
>dont worry, we arent tracking you we dont care

can you be anymore obvious? what i stated is a legitimate theory given the evidence. your not replying to someone with a low IQ here, but damn do you need to work on your ability to blend in, glownigger

>Boy, do I have some stories.
Well go on then

WHO ADELAIDE

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>What's for dinner lads
Chicken and beef with potato stew

Give the ASIO mummies a break, they were only hired because of diversity requirements.
You can't exactly expect some spoiled cunt who works for ASIO to not be socially retarded mate.
They also fall for peer pressure with is just adorable.

Gonna go early vote tomorrow

Corona better not get me

Unless you intend to commit terrorism i honestly don't see why you're kicking up a big fuss

Once matched with a 9/10 and couldn't believe my luck that she wanted to bang. Turns out she was a meth head, as I found her puffing on her glass pipe the morning after on my balcony as I was cooking breakfast. She asked me to marry her (srs) and that I should break my lease and move in with her.

You can vote via phone cunt

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Because you dumb sluts constantly come here and post your moronic dick dribble when you should be getting your tits out for the boys.

COME ON LADS SING IT WITH ME
ASIO!!!!!!
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
WE NEED TITS NOW
SO GET YOUR TITS OUT
DON'T BE A BITCH NOW
JUST GET YOUR TITS OUT
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
WE NEED TITS NOW
SO GET YOUR TITS OUT
DON'T BE A BITCH NOW
JUST GET YOUR TITS OUT
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
WE NEED TITS NOW
SO GET YOUR TITS OUT
DON'T BE A BITCH NOW
JUST GET YOUR TITS OUT
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS
WE NEED TITS NOW
SO GET YOUR TITS OUT
DON'T BE A BITCH NOW
JUST GET YOUR TITS OUT

you need a university education to join asio. they are not dumb cunt un-socialized autists. what the fuck have you been smoking?

seems suss, and i stated that. then i got attacked with blatant shill techniques. its suss as fuck, stop deflecting

lock down music?

youtube.com/watch?v=QWHYXNdnXVU

Here here

Feel free to walk on eggshells all you like, no one cares what your opinions are so long as it isn't what i just said

I don't trust this at all

Would you rather catch the Shanghai shivers or vote via phone cunt it's not like your vote matters at all

Will this shut up that cunt endlessly asking "but what about wfd"?

They're all ASIO threads. I'm happy our government pays people to be our frens truly the comfiest.

>tries the shill take your meds shit
>then tries to downplay asios capability
>then tries to shame me into doing what he wants

yea 100% glowie confirmed

you really need to up your game. im willing to contract my expertise out to you guys, so drop an email and we can work something out, because you cunts are fucking blatant. i dont come cheap though, but you get what you pay for

see

No meth head would be a 9/10, you have shit standards and it wasn’t impressive you rooted her

Lads, remember that 80% of ASIO are women with big mummy milkers and to post here they must post tits.
They must be reminded of this, it is important.

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Hood still

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lol. 80% of them are like 3 people, i know this for sure. I’m not a glowie just an autistic sperg that likes making lists. No one on here is actually anonymous or i hope they realise they aren’t. This site was only ever intended to be anonymous between USERS not to moderators and LE

>VOTING WITH TECHNOLOGY
This is astronomical levels of retardation, how does one prevent voter fraud?

>>lithuanian user that's been planning to move to Aus for years
I can't believe this faggot made the roll call and I still don't get a mention m8
.>if this is the asio thread which of these is the real aus/pol/?
Calm down
They're all asio AUS/POL/s
>doubt any of the cunts you listed are dumb enough to actually reply
You underestimate stupidity.

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Lmao, 100% paranoia and 0% reason to be. Face it, you put on the act to make your life more interesting than it really is.

What are you, a Chink worried the CCP is going to bust down your door for learning about democracy?

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lol when my autistic roll call list causes a schizo to skitz out

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ASIO must have thought you were one of theirs, little did they know that you work for the AFP though kek

Expat Americans posting about how they’re earning $250k and saying Cunt

how was what i stated not based on reason? its 100% logical and you really suck at your job

hahaha what’s your catchphrase i know i’m missing a few, you want
>tell me on my discord

But user, I don't have any tits

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When the government suspended mutual obligation appointments for jobseekers as a result of the coronavirus pandemic, it had no plans to inform them directly of that fact, according to an internal notification.

On Tuesday night, the government issued a statement saying it would suspend mutual obligations until at least 31 March after system outages caused by a surge in Jobseeker Payment applications meant jobseekers could not report to Centrelink, and faced having their benefits cut off.

A notification sent to employment service providers on Wednesday morning, seen by the Guardian, suggests many jobseekers were going to be kept in the dark about the fact they had been excused from mutual obligations, which can include Work for the Dole and compulsory face-to-face appointments at a job centre.

“Job seekers/participants will not be notified that they are not required to attend their scheduled requirements,” the notice states. “However, if a job seeker fails to attend, their payment will not be suspended and they will not accrue a demerit.”

The Guardian asked the Department of Education, Skills and Employment why jobseekers were not told they did not need to attend appointments. A spokeswoman pointed to Tuesday’s press release, and said employment services providers had also been informed by letter and by notice.

She said there was no need for providers to inform jobseekers, but they could do so “as required”.

“In addition, the department is currently working to directly inform individual jobseekers via notification (SMS or message) that this arrangement is in place.”

more kikery so normalfags can see what we deal with:

The notification to employment service providers seen by the Guardian makes no reference to the department’s plan to text people that mutual obligations are suspended and the statement that jobseekers “will not be notified” is in bold.

The Greens senator Rachel Siewert, who has called for mutual obligations to be suspended throughout the crisis, said participants needed to be told that they did not need to attend appointments immediately.

“People are anxious about not getting their payments,” she said.

Labor also accused the government and Services Australia of sending mixed messages to jobseekers, pointing to a tweet from Services Australia earlier on Tuesday that stated mutual obligations remained in place for all jobseekers who weren’t directly affected by coronavirus.

“In what is a confusing time, job seekers need clear and consistent communication about their mutual obligation requirements,” said Labor’s Brendan O’Connor, Linda Burney and Louise Pratt.

“While we welcome the temporary lift of mutual obligation requirements while the MyGov website buckles under pressure, it would be more realistic to extend this suspension beyond a mere one-week period.”

Siewert said her office had also received reports of Work For the Dole participants being ordered to attend group activities, which contradicts the government’s own directions to providers.

A Work for the Dole participant, who did not want to be named, told Guardian Australia his employment services providers said he would still need to attend his group activity at an op shop in Adelaide.

“It’s not a clean environment, we are all touching everything,” he said.

The man said his provider had insisted he needed to go to his activity until he personally showed up at the job centre and showed them the ministers’ media release.

these cunts are probably used to dealing with low IQ retards, considering there are so many

>image saved this yea

can you expose yourself any fucking harder? newfag ASIO cunts are so easy to spot

squish em together we can make this work.

Fuck I hope my work gets classified as essential when we do a proper lockdown
I need to JUST my way through the quarantine

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what work?
only farms and farm related work is considered essential last i checked.

>little did they know that you work for the AFP though kek
You have the AFP and E safety mixed up m8.
Don't make me report you for saying bad things about any cunt on here.

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A factory, won't go into too much detail as to not dox myself but a lot of the stuff we make is for food and sanitation

fight me at ashfield bunnings, you dog

reminder to stock up on torrents/books from libgen for when our 3rd-world internet buckles under the pressure caused by a massive surge in use by normies

Handy, but the lines full. Will try again later & if worse happens just pay the fine I guess. Cheers anyway, didn't even know that was an option.

If you post here on fedchan you're almost certainly just larping, shitposting, letting off steam or bickering about meme ideologies anyway. They can get your IP through 5 eyes if they cared, relax.

Unless they periodically recruit one of us cunts because its easier than training someone. Honestly, if they offered you a job to shitpost & just report it when someone actually seems close to going Tarrant most would probably take it.

7news.com.au/news/nsw/chinese-soldiers-spotted-hauling-baby-formula-onto-warships-in-sydney-harbour-c-155432?fbclid=IwAR1ZNT26_x6MW7yPPKzHZbbEq0bb4snCM6RKc2T4bC-jtAV84iJx4pc3GAk
Is this the secret to why China strong?

Meet me at bunnings carpark
Yeah nah it's already listed as essential so the farmers can do their harvest, gubbinment extended 140k working visas as well.

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>plays it down again

fuck off asio

>says tehy probably recurit from here

no shit, i even asked for a job in this thread, but they wont hire someone in my pay grade for shitposting

I heard Telstra might choke streaming bandwidth, download anything you want now.

Masonic digits confirm it.

youre on. saturday at 1.
bring camera because Im going to stomp this gronk

post some based songs

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How much closer can you get am busting to stomp bugs

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>destroyed
>destroyed
>destroyed
Australian Real Estate in free fall

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schizo what would you like me to add you as on the roll call so i can associate your posts with your profile and IP? Please pick a motto or catchphrase. Thank you, your cooperation will be most appreciated

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JOIN YOUR FUCKING UNION CUNTS

>>tell me on my discord
That'll do.
Feel free to throw cunt on the end.

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who cares?

I'm not hired either cunt, just pointing out the bleeding obvious. They should do a shitpost placement as a wfd program for the NEETs here though.

>boomervirus update
>boomervirus update
>boomervirus update
anyone else notice boomers are losing their minds?

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Unions work for Chinese and poos

I hope they all die

I broke my dick once and posted it on here. Took a year to heal if anyones wondering

>Meet me at bunnings carpark
I'll be there at 7 tonight.
If I'm not there start without me.
If you get there early enough get me a couple of snag sangas.

Join the reserves, probably get your chance soon enough.

Yes, and it's glorious. The cabin fever is setting in.

>If you get there early enough get me a couple of snag sangas.
no more snags buddy since covid

what happened to oldmate that drove thru that army base?

Forgot pic

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i overheard my landlord (who lives in the same block) talking to someone on the phone today about his (and his wife's) financial situation. saying that they pay no tax and his wife doesn't work. my thoughts were: cenno, bank, tax lawyer. i suspect he is fucked and will have to sell property. anyone have other thoughts?

PLANE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>Am i forgetting anyone?

There's a mentally unstable doctor who lives in the QLD outback, haven't seen him post in a while, I can recognise him by his writing style though. Considering his profession, the poor cunt is probably gonna get fucked by Corona-chan eventually.

There's also a lad who talks about how he's applying for a job in the police, he might have the job by now idk.

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