VENEZUELA STARVATION: Eating crude oil

Venezuela's humanitarian crisis has lasted for more than 4 years and it keeps getting worse. Reports of people falling dead in the streets after starving were not that uncommon before, now it would result the normal. This fuel shortage amid the coronavirus pandemic hit us hard and leaders are only looking to cling to power. I don't know how long the country can remain this calm without massive riots and protests.

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I live in Venezuela. Feel free to ask me anything.

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Do you eat sopa de macaco?

Everything went downhill after Chavez's death

we will if we continue like this

but that's in brazil where it's uma delicia

How long before armies are mobilized to take resources from neighboring countries?

how do you feel about Him?

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It went downhill since 2002 with all the expropriations and the socialist shit.

Venezuela's army is not being feed, so we can't expect them to mobilize against other country but instead they will defect in any case.

Whether other countries will invade Venezuela or not. I think an invasion could be possible only if we represent a imminent threat to those countries. For now we are not that threat.

I feel relief he died. But I really don't feel anything about him.

He's to blame for this humanitarian crisis. Socialists are scum. But I really don't feel anything against him particularly.

You useless piece of shit. Do us a favor and dethrone the maduro regime

They have plenty of cassava so stop fearmongering CIA nigger

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Cassava can't be transported to urban areas without fuel.

Fuel shortage are real.

oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Coronavirus-Is-Causing-Mass-Fuel-Shortages-In-Venezuela.html

Maduro hides himself in the military base Fort Tiuna.

He really doesn't go outside.

A SVIED would do the job though

What is a SVIED?

do you have anything to eat?

i have always wanted to help a venezuelan bro. Send your paypal

what can you buy with $6? is all i have in my account

It's actually SVBIED and the fact that he knows that means he may glow. No offense intended VZ user. You seem like a good person in a bad place.

Suicide vehicle borne improvised explosive device.

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Suicide Vest Improvised Device.

Either that, or just a car bomb. Gas cylinders can be found easily.


I do still have some food for some days, but I really appreciate any help right now. To be honest, I'm scare of this situation. Dying from hunger were not among my main worries, but it's scarce now and I don't have the money to buy enough for even a week.

If you want to help me, please send the money to my paypal [email protected]

Really thank you.

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How would the virus even get to Venezuela aside from malicious internet? Who the fuck goes to Venezuela because they want to?

Prove that you are actually a Venezuelan and I will feed you for a month

Hey i probably make a bunch of you fucks go to bed hungry from pkin you in the wildy you fucking gold farmers. Literally kill hundreds of you a day. Nothing better than taking your loot and smiting you retards. That being said your not as bad as the other spics in south America and i hope you sort your commie problem out.

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Dammit not internet. Intent.

I would really appreciate your help.

Thank you so much. It really means a lot.

Many cases are imported from Colombia that has border with Venezuela.

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what do you do for living?

I used to work in a small woodworking company that went bankrupt some years ago. Then I started to work with translations, transcriptions and tasks in crowdsource projects for pennies. All the companies I used to work with stopped working with venezuelans.

For now, I'm unemployed. I wanted to start giving english lessons in Venezuela but the pandemic started.

Why didn’t you leave? And suppose I want to help but I’m also an asshole capitalist. Do you have anything to sell me? I don’t need runescape gold. You

It'll be happening in the US soon too.

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I didn't leave because I still have family here that I was supporting with my previous jobs. They now have a job but their income is not enough to pay for the travel to go to another country legally or buy enough food for all of us. I'm selling stuff I have and haven't used or will use anymore like my bike.

I could sell you some art I used to do and send it by mail to you. Or an article about Venezuela or anything you want.

Or tell me what you want in exchange, please. I really need that money.

La cosa no esta mucho mejor aqui and gringolandia, pana. Los malditos mejicanos compraron toda la harina pan y me tengo que lavar el culo con una manguera. :^)

la arepa está sobrevalorada y lavarse el culo con agua es mas higienico que usar papel

Cuando pasas años comiendo arepas para ocasiones especiales, uno no diria eso.
Y si, es man higienico pero nada se siente bien cuando no hay otra opcion. Sigue echandole bolas a la vida panita y espero que la cosa no empeore.

Gracias pana. Igual espero que las cosas mejoren para ustedes.

How are you guys handling the Chinese Virus? Can you even afford to test people, given that your healthcare is so fucked? Can the average Venezuelan afford the luxury of home isolation?

EARLY 2000'S ROCK WAS THE SECOND WHITE RENAISSANCE,
BRING BACK WHAT THE JEWS STOLE FROM US.

fix your shit and stop moving to brazil you pieces of shit, didnt you vote for them? solve your own problems now, I dont care how hard it is, its not my fucking problem, dont come here

The regime has issued several regulations to persuade people to stay in home while suggesting people to use masks if they need to go out. Utility bills were suspended and local stores are closed except for pharmacies and grocery stores.

Most people is actually staying at home as long as they can but eventually we will run out of food, which will happen very soon, and leaving the house will be necessary to buy food.

Some people are still doing sports in parks, giving parties, and working in the streets.

The number of confirmed cases have not stopped increasing, while the regime handles it very badly denying cases, arresting journalists and spreading propaganda.

The healthcare sector was already collapsed. This pandemic will cause massive disruption in many places like hotels which the regime has decided to use to treat patients. Tests are scarce and they said a shipment arrived from Russia with 10k test kits.

Medicine is scarce. Hospitals don't have medicine, doctors, running water, beds or ICU beds.

It's a nightmare.

Why don't you go to jungles and start making banana plantation? it's inevitable that VE will face massive starvation... it's nonsensical for country with relatively large land and large population to face this kind of shit
Even my grandparents generation eat cassava in the fields in the middle of night when japs take our rice away on the height of WWII

What currency are you actually using in day to day things?

because they are lazy fucks and want free gibs, thats why they have always voted for the regime that gave them massive raises and promised a whole lot of things "for free"

now these scumbags are moving to brazil and begging for food, bringing their problems here and if they get citizenship at some point they will most likely vote for the left again like the absolute subhumans they are

Based

Fuck off, índio, we're full.

How come they can't feed themselves? Venezuelan land is rich.

Jungle is full of communist guerrilla like FARC and ELN. There are lands to grow food but is already taken by the military.

Leaving the house to go to the jungle is very drastic. People still sell piece of land on the outskirts of the city at 1800$ per hectare which is high but will allow the owner to live like a king if he grows food.

and you are all lazy and still would not do it even if you had the money

hey venezuelans the tp was the first thing to go when we got coofing. I think it was because we kept getting bombared by the news by your tp shortages. were all good now though. good luck watch out for communists.

I heard about a state cryptocurrency: the petro.
It seemed a good currency

tell me about that

Don't worry, daddy Putin will protect Maduro, we can't let "western values" in, sorry.

US dollars and bolivars.

There are economic restrictions that forbid people to grow food and sell it for profit. Nobody invest in these conditions.

We used to produce at least half of the food we consumed before these economic policies were impleneted.

Communists will be killed at sight

Seriously? But how can you afford buying dollars?

yeah, if that's the case than they deserved to die...
food does grow on trees(fruits)... Hence, they need to work for food... man, gib asker is the worst kind of gommie.
you don't even need to go deep in jungles... there's lots of type of plants that can be camouflaged... especially when it's only months old...
Also, just play the 'i am Chavez fan, i am one of your kind' when you passed along the guerilla gommie... always offer some tea and cooked harvest though... play along like mizrahim jews

dumb kike, it's obviously runESCAPE gold

I think he's lying. there are some Italians in Venezuale who say they are using the petro.

I think Maduro is a dumbass but this idiot is obviously lying

It's a scam. The regime tried to force people to have it. Nobody really wanted to sell their stuff for petros so it failed because U.S dollars and bolivars were preferable.

Anything that has to with internet or virtual platforms and the regime never works.

The regime gives bolivars to its employees and also private workers. People with dollars who needs bolivars will exchange at the current rate of 78k bolivars per dollar.

>there are some Italians in Venezuale who say they are using the petro.

Not even the regime is receiving petros anymore.

Why would anyone use petros if it is an scam? Besides, foreigners are subject to sanctions by the U.S if they deal with petros. It's risky.

ok but why did it fail?
It seemed a good currency based on the oil resources

their government gave them raises of like 500% which always made inflation skyrocket, but all they wanted was gibs, when the gibs ran out because everything went to shit they got mad

but it was too late, now these fuckers cross our borders on foot, invade our cities, sometimes find a job and a lot of times will beg on the streets or even send money to their family to move here

I want to send them all back and tell them to fix it, fuck socialists and communists, if you voted for it you take it down yourselves and fix it, dont ruin my fucking country

I have actually met a few working at gas stations, they sometimes seem reluctant to admit that voting for the regime was bad, I always ask "but did you vote for them?" and they lower their heads and say "yeah, but we did not know it would be like this"
THE FUCKING ECONOMY HAS BEEN ON FREE FALL FOR LIKE 10 YEARS "I did not know"

fuck all venezuelans, buy rat poison and eat it, you are wasting oxygen

afro-venezuelan?

>I live in Venezuela. Feel free to ask me anything
No, you don't.
You are VPN fag.

Use bitcoin

Because it was never meant to be backed by oil. It was an scam. It was fixed at $60 per petro, and each petro could be exchange by an oil barrel. It was meant to be sold to foreigners who wanted to buy venezuelan oil. Nobody actually wanted to buy petros because of sanctions and also because it was too risky, it was against Venezuela's laws, considering that Venezuela's oil production has been in free fall investors were not sure how buying 15 million of petros would actually allow them ot obtain 15 million of venezuelan oil in the future.

Of course the project was good, like any other scam. Too good to be true.

have you started eating the zoo animals yet?

Both of my parents are white. I used to have pale skin sun here is not joke.

I already submitted a pic of my passport and my national id.

You know Venezuela is not that poor right? It's not fucking Honduras

Not me, but I know other people have killed horses in zoo and ate them.

theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/17/thieves-stealing-venezuela-zoo-animals-to-eat-them-say-police

Venezuela's situation will not be improved by having it taken over by kikes in the US government.
Blame the ZOG for sanctioning it.

>You know Venezuela is not that poor right?
Yeah, I am not fucking retarded.
I am also well aware that the kikes have been running a disinformation campaign against Venezuela for it's stance against the Zionist.
That's why I rightfully deduced that OP is a kike.

How strict is the quarantine exactly in your country? I have a friend there who goes out of home on the regular and also receives visits. Doesn't seem like there's much restriction on movement, and probably the numbers on infected, recovered, etc are fake as fuck

>I already submitted a pic of my passport and my national id.
That doesn't prove anything.
I KNOW for a fact there is a bunch of you kikes operating in Venezuela.

Horses in a zoo?
I call bullshit

>current rate of 78k bolivars per dollar.
yeah, helicopter money... Deport all the unironically retarded shitheads.
Still, they're breeding like rabbits
lol, they're not haiti nigger... but, still... retardation is shitty
lol, laughing at you... they already on TP shortage since 2016... even the basic foods man...

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People can go out like nothing is happening, but the use of masks is a must to do many things like use public transportation.

Uf police or the military caught you not wearing masks they will try to send you home or give you a mask.

The numbers are fake of course. People just like to believe them because even fake numbers are already catastrophic.

Venezuela's zoo are so empty the government decided to put farm animals in them.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/19/hungry-venezuelans-break-into-caracas-zoo-and-butcher-a-horse/

Damn, I guess there's nothing else to do there but go full herd immunity.

Stay safe, user, will be lurking thread.

if he has got passport, he belongs chavis party because in venezuela if you dont sign manifest chavis they dont give you any Id, fuck this boy

>go all in on oil
>don't diversify your economy enough
>nationalize everything else, basically chasing away investors and pissing off other countries
>create a fragile economy that's already experiencing hyperinflation and now you're making enemies with other countries on top of it
wtf sanctions must have caused this

Praise Him

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That have happen in several cases, however, for most venezuelans have their national id while the passport is just almost impossible to obtain.

The passport I showed in the picture was valid until 2017. I have not been able to get a new passport because it costs a lot of money and I'm not a chavist so not privileges for me.