This man is presidential.
Tell us again why you're not voting for Joe Biden
Mason Cruz
Ethan King
i disagree, i know 13% of the population that i'd trade for points on the Dow
And the S&P if we are being specific.
Lincoln Butler
he ran for president twice before and never one a single primary.
the only reason he is in front is because there are not decent politicians in our country anymore.
you can vote for the kike puppet or the retarded sjw who is also a kike puppet but is to retarded to notice.
Jason Wilson
more like 90% of the population since im in the top 10% of earners. Fuck everyone else
Dylan Allen
Poor Dementia Joe. We can't seal away for two years.
Adam Sanders
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Levi Gray
What if adding a point to the DOW saves 10 lives at the cost of 1?
Hudson Rogers
Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
Lincoln Roberts
Drop in Dow = unemployment
Unemployment = greater suicide
Chase Howard
He didn't write that, but if he did I disagree with all of those statements.
Nathaniel Campbell
because he is a pedo. he had a brain aneurysm and never fully recovered. he will get smashed by trump in every debate. he also does not run his twitter you retard. bernie was dems only chance but they don't want to pay more taxes so they are committing elder abuse putting biden out there.
Lucas Myers
He's not going to live through what Carona Chan is going to do to him.
Joshua Diaz
Oh alright.
Asher Morris
Because he's a Hologram.
Jacob Ortiz
Typical American scum. Kys
Hunter Sanders
bait, but then who would u lord your wealth over? Its not fun to have stuff if no one has nothing
Tyler Carter
...claptrap. Total bullshit. Joe is a sociopath.
He’d probably would’ve been fun to party with when he was younger, but a sociopath all the same.
James Scott
Can't believe any retard would think that you can have an orderly economy if hospitals are overflowing with patients and breaking under the strain and hundreds of thousands or even millions die due to lack of care.
Grayson Taylor
Can’t disagree
Josiah Hill
Listen, pal. Number one, Biden is seventy-something years old and is going to have to travel to every state except Wyoming and Montana to pretend he cares. That's number one.
Number two, he's going to be traveling during a JustAFlu pandemic that is deadly but nothing to worry about but we're going to close the schools for 3 weeks but it's nothing serious.
Number C, that's a full 8 months of being hooked up to hot mics and telling off-the-cuff anecdotes to show how racially sensitive he is. If you think he has a Chinaman's chance of winning, you're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
Letter 4, Bernard Sanders is going to be madder than a Jap in a gunny sack full of hornets with the Indian givers at the DNC. The coloreds don't care about student loan forgiveness cause most of em don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
That's it, I'm done. Why am I stopping? I'm done.
Carter Price
it seems you actually went through and spelled things the way a lispy gook may actually say them.
I am impressed, you didnt just change all Rs or Ls into Ws. Well done.
Wyatt Baker
All of a sudden money means nothing to the dems
Ayden Rogers
JEWS THROAT NIGGER DICK AND SWALLOW NIGGER SHIT, PISS AND CUM.
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Nicholas James
Listen here, fat. Guns are the cause of 150 million you know, you know the thing. If you want we can do a push up contest right now cause you're full of shit. I learned a lot about roaches and I love kids jumping in my lap. I'm about to slap your face.
Jordan Cooper
Julian Williams
Lol
Kevin Collins
Listen Jack, here's the deal! number one. You damn liar, number one one. Number one no number one stomps my ass. Corn-pop can a testament one to that. Number one, number two. Number two is that listen Jack. Number one I'm hanging on to that torch buddy boy. Number three, I'll challenge you to a pushup contest any day of the number two: listen fatass, I was never involved with my son's consultant involvement, and number three? Well, listen fat, I know all about racism.
Back in my home town, the group I used to run around with would always go to the soda fountain on the east side of town, because there weren't as many colored folks around in those days. I said "now why would we hike all the way across town when there's a perfectly fine soda fountain right here? It was called Othello's and you could get a lime phosphate there for 10 cents.
My friends said they were afraid of getting jumped on the walk home, which I thought was just so dang racist. They also had licorice whips. So one day I said "no, I'm not walking all that way, we're staying", cause it was August and it was like 94 or 95 degrees out there.
So we went to Othello's instead and got some malts and one fella got a grape nehi. So yeah, Danny got his head caved in with a tire iron later that day when a gang of black dudes caught him walking home, but for the rest of us it worked out just fine. And salt water taffy, they had that there, too. Anyways, my time is up.
Levi Butler
He's a joke in front of the camera. Some meticulously crafted Tweet by his staffers to score the most likes doesn't make him presidential.
Levi Nguyen
He doesn't speak to my pschopathic ideals. BOO THIS MAN.
Cameron Gonzalez
>reddit humor
>meme flag
James Cox
Joe Biden knows Corona is our savior, here to help Democrats make use of this once-on-a-lifetime emergency to pump billions of dollars of unrelated spending into the emergency virus relief bill!
Christian Phillips
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few Mr. Abortion Party
Owen Torres
>humor
I was being literal.
Jason Martinez
Dementia
Samuel Garcia
Because it's all virtue signalling kikery.
Blake Ross
Ah good, so total lock down it is then?
Hudson Adams
>Not one life
>Him and Obama cucked people with shitbama care insurance company fraud
>Boomers eternally cucked by insurance
>Can't pay
>Literally die
Isaac Ortiz
Biden probably can't use a touchscreen phone, much less Twitter. They probably pay a commitee of people to write that shit for him
Bentley Phillips
He didn't write that, a staffer did.
Carson Gonzalez
>"No life is worth losing to add one more point to the Dow."
Carter Martinez
When I see a trump tweet I know that the words I read unequivocally come from the man himself.
When I see a tweet from biden - or any other politician for that matter - i would think that 95%+ of the time I am simply reading some intern's words, or words constructed by a team of people and not the one person themself.
Logan Roberts
I can't think of a more stark contrast than to pit those that think that going on living has some sort of great importance against those that would sacrifice everything, even their lives, to make a better world for others.
Atheists...
Charles Campbell
FPBP
check'd n kek'd
Andrew Scott
Digits and Biden is dead as we speak
Nicholas Evans
this is the big shareblue plan?
massively false disinfo campaign even vegetable brains can see through?
Cameron Diaz
donezo
Matthew Gutierrez
Are you really dumb enough to believe him? Biden, Bush, Clinton, Obama, there is no real difference between any of them. Just spokesman who don't have real positions.
Landon Nelson
So if we could save one life but it would mean mankind would revert to a stone age tier economy with 300 million destitute in the us alone ? Then it's worth it ?
Isnt this clearly a virtue signal
Matthew Walker
Because he's a (((Zionist)))
Austin Long
observed and confirmed
Wyatt Bennett
its an UWU filter
Kevin Ross
noice
Easton Butler
>no one is expendable
>40k people die each year in auto accidents
>300k a year die of being fat
Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard. There are MILLIONS of expendable Americans that can and have been 'expended' every year. Guaranteeing we would get DOW points for them is better than them simply dying, which they were going to do anyway.
Ryder Taylor
Biden: I am running for the United States Senate, vote for me you Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier.
Carter Hall
he's a pedophilic mushbrain just like Hillary
Joseph Flores
There is 15% I would let die, even if it costs the dow 5000 points.
Brayden Ward
I'm going to string you up and eat you when shit hits the fan. Have fun on your last days nigger:)
Isaac Rogers
Listen here jack, I'm gonna vote for the other biden
Austin Diaz
>(((Biden)))
>dead
God is fixing our Jew problem
Sebastian Young
Its not about "the dow". Its about keeping the economy from going into a massive recession. many lives will be ruined if that happens, which is why a long term quarantine has major drawbacks.
Matthew Lopez
*39% of the population
John Robinson
he didn't write any of that and if it were written down he would read a couple words and then fade into a chuckle and lame white ppl shit
i need a job identifying bikes, crosswalks, and busses
Asher Campbell
kek'd
Asher Parker
CHECKED AND KEKKED
Cooper Bell
I don't vote for Communist Jews
Chase James
After 90% is gone, you'll be at the bottom getting bent over.
Gavin Scott
1. I don't think my vote counts since I'm not a citizen
2. I'm too hungry to do much of anything
3. It's March
4. He looks like the president I pictured in my head when I wrote a story about nuclear war in grade 4 in the early 80's. So does pence though. So I'd probably vote green