/ptg/ President Trump General - Wow Such Old, Many Coof Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Democrats: Placing Politics Over People 3/24/20
twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1242524464799244288
youtu.be/595pvdlSlp0
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470667-1/
youtu.be/4R75JwHCA1U
>Pres Trump Interview w/Bill Hemmer 3/24/20
youtu.be/vGiV5ITWVWY
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144413240001 (full)
youtu.be/wy3NrqNN9uU (Pres Trump)
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470647-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/BpmTYrnmEMM
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
youtu.be/0xl6vjjzZwA
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144320914001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>DepCBPCommr Perez on Spicer&Co 3/24/20
youtu.be/BIose2uKiwA
>DepHHSSec Hargan on America 1st w/Gorka 3/24/20
youtu.be/wtxZE2tIaKw
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/Yqbd1RKaZ5g
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
youtu.be/8MQFLeYeVcA
>SG Adams on Hannity 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144508388001
>SG Adams @SRNT 26th Annual Meeting on Smoking Cessation 3/24/20
youtu.be/Z9YhzFzkrI0

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MAGA

Fuck stumpf

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The video pinned on his twitter makes me tear up.

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uh oh

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The biggest sign that we won.
Schumer cucking out got the shills fucking riled.

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>Virus
keep believing the government, nigger.

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MAGA

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Trump should have nationalized the fed

AWOO~
WE ARE STILL AT AWOO-CON 2
TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS AND STAY SAFE

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We're never getting Trumpbux, are we?

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Because the self-proclaimed king of israel is going to piss off kikes by doing something like that. Delusional.

if Trump had been a week ahead of the game in terms of the actions he's taken, he'd be at 60% approval right now

I fear that as deaths pile up in the next two weeks, this bump he's getting will fade

>AWOO-CON 2
Still? Because I didn't give you my trophy that I won fair and square?

The bill passes the Senate in the afternoon DC time. McConnell and Schumer are both on board so barring some extraordinary bit of fuckery from back-bench Democrats we're clear. Then the House gets a turn. I suspect they'll just do a straight floor vote since sending it back to conference with amendments would delay it another week.

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>stumpf
2016 was fun

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AWOO

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Disgusting bigot.

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As long as my family is healthy and safe then I don't really care if I get a handout or not

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SHILLS are mad af today damn

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Link.

im protected against all shilling. my rational brain will call out bullshit with ruthless intensity. I am anti shillington.

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He placed travel restrictions and was called a racist

He can run that in an ad until election time

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it's another day of lefties coming to wrong conclusions on why shillary lost in 2016

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Based

Would you happen to believe there never was a novel virus just a normal pneumonia and cold season that the globalists used to pillage the coofers of ever red vent not Fiat currency.

Let a man dream damnit

...which will suddenly be washed away with gibs. Onward and upward. Let it be known that were this not an election year, trumpbux wouldnt even be suggested. But then again, were it not an election year we probably wouldnt have been hit with a supposed bioweapon. Eh, meh. 58% into summer, here we come

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Im sensing some #Joementum here

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Oh ye wolfgirl of little faith. It is our manifest destiny to come out of this "crisis" stronger (with trumpbux in hand)

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How are you not killing yourselves boomer suckers?

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No, stop being an unrealistic fag and fact facts.

Good YGYL gondola image.

I was just playin' around, user.
We're at AWOO-CON 2 because things are gonna get worse before they get better.

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dow futures up boys

>in the next two weeks
>two weeks
>two

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One of the best speeches I've ever heard.

>twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1242667812994330625

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>loans
The criminals that hurt your business are going to offer you a loan. Now that's judaism.

wow. they're turning into jelly and sort of jiggling at each other.

right because plunging people into poverty is going to save them better

>REEE FUCK THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

Yes, I'm sure the rest of the union will happily cede control of the federal government over to California because they chose to flood their state with a hundred million illegals to inflate their population.

Because I'm waiting for you to kill yourself first.

so down 1000 tomorrow?

Looks like it worked. We're on the verge of having more cases than them.

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Schumer got his wish after all

I remember his UN speech just before impeachment was pretty red pilled

Spoke about religion and was anti globalist

This is actually something my grandchildren will read in a history book.

AWOO AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL

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>where is my mind
>where is my mind

Loans for businesses were always on the table. Schumer wanted low-interest loans for the citizens.

And there I thought the shills were broken before. This is the kind of cackling, skin-tearing, blinding madness I've only joked about before.
Also a great choice.

I give this 6 hours until the first rape is reported.

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>fivethirtyeight
Oof. Is that how Nate coped?

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i run a small business and am in debt prior to coronahoax. i will take this loan and pay off all the debt at 0% interest. it's a huge boon

They're not dumb enough to go to the ghetto.

When do we know whats in the stimulus bill? How likely is it to pass?

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Thank, fren!

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God despises furry posters

It's something you need to tell your grandchildren, because at this point it's the leftists that are writing the history books.

You mean six weeks after she escapes.

This.
Fucking pilpul shills trying to confuse the uninformed.

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Alternatively exposing them to virus is going to make them feel great and virile

>This is actually something my grandchildren will read in a history book.
It's hard to get good Trump speeches on the internet, the search engine censors a lot of stuff and redirects to MSM garbage, the folks in control of the department of education will do worst than that, I believe.

Thanks. The comment section is seething, lol.

>literally half of all US cases are in Chinatown
Oof

Tomorrow at around midday, and very likely.

Trump's poland speech in warsaw is a close one too.
The polish were on the verge of cheering and tears after it.

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>When do we know whats in the stimulus bill?
A few hours. Watch link for updates:
congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/3548
>How likely is it to pass?
The Senate is a 99% lock. The question is how retarded Pelosi feels like being this week.

>tfw you realize Trump got to Xi and made him kill every pedophile in his country within a month
All those pedo rings across China going down last year makes a lot more sense now, especially the HK ones...

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Awoo!

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Assuming they win. Let me cling to my false hope a little longer guys.

Good boy

Christ, reddit makes fucking Yas Forums look sensible and mature.

>Assuming they win
Politics aside it's going to take physical force to pry the Jews out of the publishing industry.

>I can do this all day!
Holy shit.

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The only way Schumer would say a deal is reacted if he cleared it with his boss (Pelosi) first; he’s the minority leader and she’s the speaker, he knows his rank.

>why do people think differently from me? How can this be? I have never talked to a conservative in my entire life and I still don't understand conservatives.

What are those weird little red crosses by the vote counts?

so to be clear
I made 11k in 2018 as a mystery shopper and paid around $200 in taxes after deductions.

I'm eligible for the full $1,200?

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They literally want you dead

Never forget

They abort 500k babies per year, but now they care about life?

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PTG one month ago: WOOOOHAN VIRUS CHINA VIRUS SHUT THE FUCKING BORDERS

PTG now: LOL OPEN THE ECONOMY MORE PEOPLE DIE FROM BEE STINGS BASED BOOMER BOSSES. NOTHINGVIRUS

It's on you to raise your kids and grandkids the right way. Never forget that.

China must have at least a million cases. Probably executed half of them

It means "controversial", as in there are a lot of upvotes and downvotes mostly canceling each other out. Sorting threads by controversial is an excellent way to mine salt.

I could hear the lisp as I read the tweet.
He was looking at the next good spot for an astronaut to plant the next American flag on the Moon.

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it means that comment is controversial (basically an upvote/downvote war)

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Holy FUCK. Wasn't he at 49 yesterday?!

If you roll a corpse down a hill it too has momentum.

We need the full text, but from what I saw from negotiation tea leaves any phase-in was a non-starter. If you meet the minimum qualification you get the full amount. I don’t expect a phase-in to be included in the final language.

It's like time passed and people started recovering en masse, thus changing the perception of the china virus.
Keep the borders closed, though. China virus was a nothing burger, but that doesn't mean all foreign viruses are.

>mystery shopper
dang that seems like while it doesn't make much money you'd have some decent freedom

You were legally employed? You are getting money.

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>what the bill of rights is
okay fag what's the 7th amendment
he probably only knows the first two
fucking pseudo-intellectual liberals god damn