$1,200!!!!!! DEAL REACHED

Did you claim and file that you made less than $75,000 on your 2018 taxes? Did you file as a single person?

if you answered yes to those two questions; enjoy your neetbux

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1200....pathetic.
This is a 2 TRILLION dollar bill remember. Bend over for those corpos.

Put me down for some tacos and xanax too please jose

I filed in 2017, well snap, I missed out on bitcoin and now this. Guess God really wants me dead. Well fuck'm I still have mommy! DON'T DIE OF CORONA BITCH!

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2,000,000,000,000 (2 trillion)
-500,000,000,000 (500 billion)
-367,000,000,000 (367 billion)
1,330,000,000,000 (1.3 trillion)
- another 3b for states and hospitals

that leaves 1 billion dollars for the american people

GOD BLESS AMERUCA

>Based on 2018 taxes

I had a job in 2018 for a couple weeks. I only made like $700 for the entire year. Been a neet ever since. Trump bucks for me!

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sorry, 1 trillion - im an idiot

You won't have an American social security number.

Plus the coyote will charge you more than $1,200 to get into the U.S. anyway.

I served in the meme war, when will I get my Trumpbux?

Most of you NEETS aren't getting shit. It has a cap at the top but also decreases proportionally according to your reported income. So if you only reported say 30K or less, you are probably only getting 500 or less. lol

Is it actually neetbux though, or do you need to have filed taxes?

You'll get something like $10

after you pay detb

Thank you Uncle Sam!

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>does his taxes
>thinks he's a neet

FUCKING ARCHIVE IT, COCKSUCKER

I don't think its neetbux, anons have been saying you need to pay taxes/have job

"ENT
The bill will give a one-time check of $1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount, unlike the initial GOP proposal that would have given them a minimum of $600."

thehill.com/homenews/senate/489382-senate-white-house-reach-deal-on-massive-stimulus-package

I got laid off recently. Can I double dip into unemployment and trumpbux to get like 2k a month or what?

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Can you guys live o 1200 a month?
people in UK gonna get up to £2.5k

Thanks for the Trumpbux I'm gonna buy some action figures while prices are low
Nobody buys toys during a pandemic

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Same. That's my plan.

will you do my taxes next year?

you only get 1.200????
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHAAAAA

>GERMANY: 9000-15000
mutt neets BTFO, germans getting comped yet again

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Where are you getting this from? What source?

"The bill will give a one-time check of $1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount, unlike the initial GOP proposal that would have given them a minimum of $600."

>Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount

Depends on where you live, for people renting apartments in LA there's no way but in the midwest you can live pretty decently on that

thats what im tryin to do.

filed for unemployment 10 days still ago, still waiting on my letter.

double dip like a real nigger

>$1,200

my rent is 1,800. Is this supposed to get me through a month?

How did it go from Yang promising 1000 bux in his campaign to be approved out of nowhere?

$1200.
Once.
I'll use it to trade forex.

can you not agree a rent holiday?

>only a one time payment of 1,200
Thanks, I guess. Wanted to get a PC and Valve Index but it’s something.

No, its supposed to help you, not pay your debts in full.

How much of pelousy's satanic child fucking jew agenda is in the passed bill?

I'm going to sue for social security now. I deserve it.

I filed for 80k in ‘18

Sheiiiiet

Learn to have an emergency fund faggot. All you consumerist niggers who can't even save a few percent of your income but keep buying take out food, new phones every year, this is what you deserve.

where you heard this? I can't find any info

>free two week paycheck
>probably quarantined a month
Thanks

1 trillion / 330,487,086 = $3025.8

1,200 dollars per person to WHOM QUALIFY...

user... I..

thisyou can just say i didn't file because I have no tax liability. aka a neet

REMINDER
youtube.com/watch?v=6_s1Zbs20aA

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Wait they changed it so real NEETs get full neetbux? GOD BLESS AMERICA I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD

1 trillion / 330,487,086 = $3025.8

1,200 dollars per person to WHOM QUALIFY...

user... I..

sux to be you.

I forgot to mention its a wage reimbursement scheme.
if you dont have a job then you dont get it

self employed should get upto £2917 too in a separate part of our coronavirus bill but Im not sure if that part has been agreed yet

Wrong, wagie. That was removed on Sunday. Now get back to work. One I get used to receiving trumpbux, the flow will have to continue.

If only half of the 2 trillion went to checks for people, and that 1 trillion was divided between 150 million people, it would come out to over $6000 per person. Seems like they are severely low balling people here.

>I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD
like during the corona virus? ur a smart man aren't you.

>gommunism is instated in burger
>Yas Forums celebrates

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Let's do some math here... 8 TRILLION stimulus bill, but in 2016:
>140.9 million taxpayers reported earning $10.2 trillion in adjusted gross income and paid $1.4 trillion in individual income taxes
>$1.4 trillion in individual income taxes
>$1.4 trillion
...
SO WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS FUCKING MONEY GOING?

I'm actually immune.

The current money system is so fucked.

>and that's a good thing!

wait bongs get the same shit but exludes neets. Thank god i live in the land of the neet, wait thats japan.

So when do we get the money?

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I collect SSI will i be getting trump bux? i only make 700 a month.

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jk shits closed into further notice, better save it for when it opens up again.
cnn.com/2020/03/12/media/disney-world-close-coronavirus/index.html

It's a tax rebate like bush did it's not socialism just crony bureaucracy

I never paid into the system, do I still get neetbux?

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>washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/03/24/trump-coronavirus-congress-economic-stimulus/

Fuck that $75k/$150k rule..FUCK THAT ALL TO HELL.

I make $55k per year CONSISTENTLY. I had ONE GOOD FUCKING YEAR in 2018, and I am not eligible for $1200?!?!?!!

FUCK TRUMP. WILL BE PULLING THE LEVER FOR DEMOCRATS REGARDLESS OF WHO'S RUNNING EVEN IF ITS ZOMBIFIED KARL MARX.

what if i was filed as an independent in 2018?

Passed the Senate. Still has to go to the House where democrats will add 20 Trillion for gender reassinment surgerys. Trump wont sign it and the dems and media can blame Trump for not getting relief to the people

dependent* fuck

Fucking A! I finally get to feel what it feels like to be a nigger and get the govt gibs! My god it feels fucking great. Now I know why Dems always vote for whoever gibs dem dat.

correction:

today's update it was stated $6trillion!

Illegals demand theirs!

change.org/p/u-s-house-of-representatives-for-itin-taxpayers-to-receive-the-covid-19-economic-support-from-government-too

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WAGIES BTFO
HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT ILL BE GETTING CASH FOR JUST LAYING MY FAT ASS IN MY CHAIR PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING ON MY SWITCH WHILE YOU SLACE YOUR LIFE AWAY
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>Did you claim and file
I have absolutely no idea how I would even begin to go about doing either of those things

bit of a slippery slope this when promising literally everyone something

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What about people who are 19 and didnt file taxes in 2018 and they don’t live with parents? Kind of shit to base “stimulus” on a tax year

It doesn’t really matter if they do or not. As long as they spend it

What a fuckin gimp.

yes just say you have no tax liability cuz ur a neet, unless someone filled you as a dependent then u might be fucked.
ooof looks like ur fucked m8, If i remember your suppose to get a reduced amount but i think would still recieve some money.

>one-time check
This shit sucks. Gutted the original proposal just to give more money to corporations, none of which will benefit their employees in any way.

Fuck this country and fuck Trump.

Germany is paying Muslims only

so I filed taxes but live with mommy and daddy, do I get neet bucks or do only they?

So, for those with no tax liability, is it tied to our SSN?

Just ask them for it

Is the angry little German boy trying to brag?
How cute. Little baby bottle boy need his bib?

I've never met a $75k/ year wagie. That's good money. Wagies make like $15k/year

kek I have savings, I just want free money to dump into oil stocks so I can get triple the profit when the price per barrel goes back up in a year or two when the saudi-russian bullshit blows over.

there supposed to be making it easier for you to do that too, there buffing up unemployment insurance.
Corona-chan has blessed us with many gibs.

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
vacationer boys get extra funbucks
i work like 6-7 months out of the year, that's a nice surprise

Anyone not buying gold or Bitcoin with their Trumpbux are not going to make it.

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I think so.

>it's not socialism
Nigger please

I hope not. You’re already getting yours

Neat. I haven't worked In like a month . I want to make this money grow because idk when I'll be able to work again, what do?

Should I put my money on yayo and flip it or is there something safer and reliable out there? I'm looking for a 50%-100% profit

Neet that doesnt file. I hope this is true

>$1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount,
FUCK
YES

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Lol

Just buy a gun

ART OF THE DEAL — President Trump

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I really hope I'm not a dependent but I feel like I most likely am, I benefit from my mum's health insurance and shit like that. Hopefully there's some way I can get those neetbux however, I really want a new PC and a cute pupper to keep me company.

Feels pretty good. I’m doing something with my life.

I just assume people already own guns. If they don't then they're probably subhuman anyway.

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