/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2514 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

FUCK CHINKS AND FUCK CURRYNIGGERS AND FUCK SANDNIGGERS

do you have runny nose, fever/chills, dry coof, and or the shits?
>If so, wait 3 days you will know either way

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Why is there zero talk about south korean bioterrorism via their death cult and corona

12 cases in my county, +3 today. its over

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>still believes trump wasn't anything more than a middle finger to the establishment and the liberals
>exposed himself as the same puppet jew-cock sucker every republican has been
user, modern government is a game. You already know you'll never be president. Or a politician of any level for that matter.

It's going up, give it more time.

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That's a symptom of excessive semen slurping you faggot retard

no. i guess ill wait and see

I can't even tell what 3/4 of those 3rd world foods are

POST YOUR FAVORITE PIECE. It's simple, but I've always wanted one. Peak aesthetic for Silver Bars.

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didn't they contain it through massive testing and lockdown?

>CDC
nice try shill

You'll know when you have it.

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this dude is going to show up hitler

Faggot

What are my chances of survival as a chainsmoker with a tiny penis?

What if I only have a mildly irritated throat and chest tightness with a mild cough for at least a week now? It also comes and goes for some reason

>tips fedora

Kill yourself, fag.

Went to the grocery store Monday morning, grabbed stuff and got out as fast as I could
Feeling slightly fevered not sure if just anxiety though, Im scared bc I live with my mom whos a lifelong smoker

6 cases of community spread in my county
Why did I go to get more eggs and milk when we couldve just lived off the rice and canned chili I bought a month ago ;__;

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,881 (782) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Thailand 934 (4) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) India 562 (10) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +58 (+4) South Korea +100 (+6) Paraguay +10 (+1) Thailand +107 India +26 Cambodia +2 Venezuela +7 Kazakhstan +7 Honduras +6 Bolivia +3 Jamaica +4 New Caledonia +2 El Salvador +4 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
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pump those rookie numbers
infinite QE
infinite new cases

Would they tell if they didnt?
Fucking Greenland has infected. Think about that.

CURE-CHAN HAS FAILED
LONG LIVE CORONA-CHAN

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-25/hydroxychloroquine-no-better-than-regular-covid-19-care-in-study

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never skip leg day

I go from believing this is a happening to thinking that nothing has changed much at all. It's a highly infectious disease no doubt, but an area close to me has about 838 infections, meanwhile the actual population of that one county is 1.567 million. The number has only gone up by the hundreds in a span of a week as well.

Am I wrong to think this? I'm washing my hands like crazy and not being a retard but I just don't really know.

South Africa is going into full 21 day national lockdown on Thursday night, see you fuckers on the other side. o7

tiny penis gets you killed first

U re a goner man

stop being a pussy

You are but a little baby.

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That's CUMVID-19, you're looking for COVID-19

> bloomberg
not saying they're wrong but they don't miss a chance at ORANGE MAN BAD

That shit kills you if Corona-chan does not.

>N-NOOOOO THEY ARE LYING!!!!!! THE TRUSTED ORGANIZATION THAT'S BEEN HELPFUL AND INFOMATIVE SINCE IT'S INCEPTION IS SUDDENLY FAKKKKEEEE CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!!!!

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At last, /cvg/ has no CCP shills to disrupt the thread.

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nothing burger

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redpilled CHAD Yas Forums crew prepped january. all after might as well be dead

Who /comfy/ here?

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are you serious?

It's clearly not. Look at the pic I posted.

It goes up exponentially. your area is going to be like new york in a month.

the biggest nothing burger to ever exist

They did estimate that cult had large numbers. It did get kind of shafted. will have to to autistic research.

good luck user

>FUTURE MARKETS
India (-0.11%) Switzerland (-0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) United States (+1.01%) Australia (+0.95%) Germany (+1.27%) United Kingdom (+1.94%) Taiwan (+2.55%) Hong Kong (+2.77%) Singapore (+3.66%) China (+3.57%) Poland (+3.94%) South Korea (+5.48%) Japan (+6.31%) Italy (+7.25%) Brazil (+7.74%) Spain (+8.31%) France (+8.44%) Netherlands (+9.05%) South Africa (+9.80%) Austria (+9.97%) Russia (+11.65%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-17%) Tokyo (-13%) Beijing (-27%) Wuhan (-18%) New Delhi (-67%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-44%) Rome (-18%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-18%) Munich (-18%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-29%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-11%) London (-2%) Sao Paulo (0%) Buenos Aires (-12%) New York (-5%) Washington (-3%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-3%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-10%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m) South Korea (2m)

>FULL LISTS
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He's a puppet following (((their))) orders, unfortunately. Got to have that economy ready, so the goyim works on their wagies.

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Even if they're trustworthy, that doesnt change the fact that their stats only look at the US, when we're talking about a fucking pandemic.

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Post your predictions lads... how THICC is she going to get?

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why do you need soda? i swear to god people are fucking retarded

Redpill me on hantanavirus?
Can it become a problem?

It's not fake, but it's just an estimate. Remember those insane "projection" numbers that you melting down about last week? 96 million hospitalized, etc. Well, they are using the same models here. Estimates for corona will be in the millions.

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if the future unironically produces a commie hellhole of a planet, then i'd like to have an East German revival, with West Germany an islamic caliphate.

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I lost interest in this shit for a few days. Any updates on our trumpbux? How would I go about getting my hard earned money?

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>India under complete lockdown, 1.33 billion people
I wouldn't want to be a woman on facebook these next three weeks

millions will die
mostly boomers so who the fuck cares

2 billion thick

Did I miss writefag AGAIN? Did he post anything?

No, you fucking kill yourself you fucking moron
>look at me I vote and think it matters, Bush wash change
>Trump was change
I'm so tired of you fucking newfag /ptg/ retards who think that if you pick someone on a stage placed before you that its going to end kikery and other sorts globalism. What the fuck has trump done??? Literally what did he do? Tweet a lot? Pass sweeping gun legislation? Do shit to get the wall? Import more legal migrants than any past president? Drain the swamp? You fucking idiot, there is an AGENDA and you will NOT be president if you aren't willing to play ball, your not simply chooses the flavor for the next 4 years, wake the fuck up! This government needs to be utterly tipped before you can expect anything to be different
>felate trump more
Yeah thats about what I would expect.

what is this about huehuehuehtuheifjssX:(

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Threadly reminder that OP is a Jew who bought gold stocks early.

All his “research” is sensationalist, out of date crap. We all know the virus itself isn’t even that scary now. The problem is a public health administration problem. Which can be managed.

>but muhhhhhh scary webm’s!!!!!!

Why are there no more scary webms?

>their stats only look at the US
The place currently supposedly having a huge outbreak; but the numbers tell a different story.

Population in new york is about 8.623 million. Even with 20,000+ cases that's still a lot of bodies to infect. I'm not the greatest at math but I think what's causing this whole lockdown is not the numbers rather the lack of a cure, and the fact it can kill people. Just feels like fear of the unknown I guess.

Start with the pope

Pneumonia could be registered as SARS 2 deaths, since there was a surge in seasonal flu this year. Even the CDC director said so to the press.

this is oddly topical...

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They're whipping people out on the street who break the lockdown in India, pretty based desu

Happening cancelled?

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there's NEVER been any 4d-chess, user. it was all memes.

this is how Trump operates: He wants something and then he does it. He doesn't give a shit about opinions or drama or if its "the right thing". If he wants to do something, he will do and say whatever it takes to get it done. If he CANT do the thing he wanted, he denies he wanted to do it to begin with or blames someone else.

again, there is NO chess, just a man acting on his base feelings

Yes and it's going DOWN, look at the image.

nobody is doing here either. for good, this country will die.

When would Chiner be nuked into the stone ages?

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6 gorillion

Yeah. Start looking for the next habbening.... coz this shit show is over

What are you spending on with your trumpbux, bros? The bill passed today

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>Why are there no more scary webms?
There are. They are on the frontpages of newspapers now.

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this MEME has no flavor.

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The great thing about new deaths in your town is it means there are less active cases!

I told my mom that. It didn't help.

After some interest last thread, what you drinking anons? Water is fine too. Sipping some 2 buck chuck at the moment, grabbed a case in preparation.

Don't worry man, if u die I'll see you in the anime World and welcome u with open arms with fresh baked cookies.

we are helicoptering people on the beach

Why do you like talking about H1N1 so much? I didn't even mention it at all.

Why is/was China the only one brapping down the streets?

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This fucking shit is so fucking over blown. We are closing down society because fat fucks and boomers have about a 14% chance of dying. Keep in mind, that currently, nether me, my wife and kid, or my parents are at high risk. This virus is something that degenerate boomers are scared to death over.

How come Japan is handling it so well?

>In the Chinese study, which was conducted by researchers from the department of infection and immunity at the Shanghai Public Health Clinical Center, the 15 patients who didn’t get hydroxychloroquine were treated with conventional care.
>This includes bed rest, oxgen inhalation, and the use of anti-viral drugs recommended in China’s treatment guidelines like lopinavir and ritonavir, and antibiotics when necessary.

probably just booze