Aaaaaaaaa just kill my mutt ass now!!!

that's sad frens :(

i mean the idea that your own parents allowed a kike doctor to mutilate your peepee

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6th gen german? Non white women are obsessed with colored eyes.

Serious question because the Jews got me, but I didnt let them mutilate my son. What do I need to teach him? He is coming up on 5, when does he need to pull his foreskin back to clean it?

most actual brits have a similar phylogeny, exculding the one german ancestor

We should if we got the chance to close our borders and mix the European groups. We’d largely be English-Irish with some German.
In some places we have a lot of Irish-Italian mix.

Can confirm, lived out west. Latinas love white men

Anything besides this meme is irrelevant in race threads.
>Mage.

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>El Americano...
based. My family has been here since the 1700s. The last people who came here were my great grandparents from the weimer republic after the great war.

Mine are hazel- I think that might be from my dad's Irish-Scot side. The women I've been with love that shit though lol. It looks like brown to me.

>when does he need to pull his foreskin back to clean it

sort of, when ur a kid the foreskin is always clean but in teenagers is wet af and make you have boners constantly, sometimes pre cums

You probably don't need to teach him anything if he isn't retarded, but I guess better safe than sorry.

Did you need to be taught to raise your arm to wash your armpits?

lol ok literal incel

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Very based. My German side supposedly came from the merchant marines during WWII but I can't imagine they weren't here before '42.

Okay let me rephrase; when does the foreskin pull back? No need to be hostile, user. I broke generations of genital mutilation, and have no experience here.

Your ancestors took a wrong turn and went the wrong direction you damn yankee!

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We should close the border. Some american families have been here so long they basically are their own type now lets just say "american".
i think that might be the case for me too. As far back as I can find it seems like one side of my tree has been here forever. got some more recent euro entry into the family with german grandpa.
because pure whites don't care about their partner having brown eyes. Non whites admire colored eyes because their people don't have that.

ok chang

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SEETHING

There is definitely a kind of American proto-race, even sub-categories based around nature geographical boundaries. I think that an optimal solution would be to split the country into many smaller countries and reduce the distance people travel to find spouses. We have to stop mixing with non Europeans though, lest we become complete Golems. I think we can reverse the trend still, but it will take a complete shift in popular culture.

Looking back I guess my post wasn't very useful. Maybe I was lashing out the "teaching your kid to clean himself is too hard and I'm scared to talk about nudity" strawman. (Not you)

I can't give you a good answer since I can't remember being a kid and I dont have children myself.

I think I just taught myself when I was a little or maybe I just imitated my elders since seeing other people naked is more normal in my country. (Finland, saunas)

Google says:

Once your son can pull back his foreskin, you can talk to him about pulling back his foreskin and washing. A simple explanation of 'how to' may be helpful:

gently slip your foreskin back
rinse the head of your penis and the inside fold of your foreskin with warm water
slip your foreskin back in place over the head of the penis

Tell him to make sure he rinses off any soap before pulling the foreskin back over the head of the penis.

I don't have one but I'm a lady

Literally just germanic and celtic groups
thats about as good as it gets, best of both whites, neo-gaul lol

>cutfag + european union memeflag = israel flag

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What about before being a tranny?

It's ok. Look at mine

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You're fine m8.

>What do I need to teach him? He is coming up on 5, when does he need to pull his foreskin back to clean it?
yes that is basic hygiene and if he can't pull it all back or it hurts him means he has phimosis and you have to treat that
is easier to treat it in children, don't let him make the mistake i did and wait until his 20's

forgot to add that phimosis is common in children but less common as they grow if by age 7 or 8 he still can't pull it back a visit to the doctor could be a good idea, now days they give you a cream and thats all

Just fucking end it m8

Yes, YOU need to teach him.

the fuck does Ohio River valley even mean?
and is that dna test worth taking?

la creatura............

>caring about flags
>being proud to be from Argentina

Better?

So is spain white..?

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Depends on which part of spain and if you're descended from royalty or not.

>even more of a Nordic rape baby...
Sweden YES!!!

wut. no. "most americans" are not generally from the british isles lol. That hasn't been true since the turn of the 19th century. No, saying most of us have an Irish or British great great great grandfather doesn't make you right.

you had may as well be saying "we're all africans because the genus homo walked out of africa. it's mental gymnastics.

Nords are Native Americans. You are all Native Americans.

eupedia.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-37957.html

>Hunter-gatherer stg001 from Steigen, Norway, years 4000-3800 BC

># Population Percent
>1 North_Sea 34.27
>2 Baltic 31.01
>3 Eastern_Euro 30.34
>4 Amerindian 4.31
>5 Atlantic 0.07

Look at your genealogy records. If you are like a 6th generation Amerimutt or something, I'm 100% sure you are largely descended from 17th century colonists.

>Ohio River Valley
I miss it. I wanna go home

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That doesn't make me british.

Damn you're dumb. Am I fucking german, too, since the saxon invasion happened in the 6th century? Am I Roman because my ancestor before that descended from Julius Caesar's invasion?

You descend from Angloids, live in an Angloid country, and only speak the Angloid tongue.

Yes, you are a Brit.

how the fuck do you just get to pick a point in time and stop it, then claim all these people are (this) at (that time)?

I'm American, faggot. My grandparents were all US citizens.

no. you can be what you want to call yourself if it keeps you from an heroing. I know what I am. I'm a US American.

>I'm American

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that's actually a really good pic of me. the tail is a little short and the ears are small, but it's a good effort.

Yeah the Jews stole it from us. Tricked all the Gen xers and the early millenials in the 90's that it was a healthy thing to do.

You're not a mutt if you're just a mix of european blood, idiot

am i white?

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my god, post face

I'm fairly certain the French genes are an anomaly the Scandinavian genes are an obvious result of the Viking raids for some retarded reason Scotland is counted with both Ireland and England. Fucking travesty!

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Nearly all white Americans (like 98+%)aren't mixed with any other race

There's no hope for you lad...
>2.6% broadly European

This is also the kind of shit I laugh at when modern US blacks argue they deserve gibs because they descended from slaves.

There's a very fucking good chance they descended , at least one grandparent, from african places that sold slaves, or black people who lived in the USA in the last 200 years that owned slaves. (yes, it happened more than they'd like to admit).

Genealogy doesn't give me identity. That is some leftist cuck dumb shit.

horse shit. that isn't even a believable number to pull from your asshole.

You don't have any African or central american... you're fine don't worry.

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>This is also the kind of shit I laugh at when modern US blacks argue they deserve gibs because they descended from slaves.
Ikr? If they gave money to every descendant of a slave, almost every white American would get money also, due to black admixture.

i'm so proud that both sides of my family owned dindus!

whenever it stops being fused to the glans.

Educate yourself mutt

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My mom's side of the family fought for Kansas to be a free state