So apparently all the toilet paper hoarding was done primarily by undercover CIA agents in attempt to increase the...

Go back to /ptg/

>believing (((CDC))) and (((WHO)))
>not realizing that hundreds of thousands of people die from influenza every year
It's literally nothing

mhm

((()))
go to be Shlomo

there is a world outside of usa you know?
trump is completely irrelevant when EU, china and everyone else is suffering more than america

you really think the whole world would unite over a topic like this?
all the borders are closed! just think what the fuck is happening!

are we in a kind of war already?
are space niggers already here?
is a asteroid coming soon?
or are they actually a 1 world order and do they want to get some kind of agenda for the new decade 2020, to mark everybody?

it needs to be something like this huge, because like this it's never before in our time

Oh yeah I forgot about all of the CIA agents hoarding toilet paper in the EU. Did you even read OP's post?

and the purpose is.. what exactly?
the CIA will make trump look bad if the EU and australia has no toilet paper?

Go back to /ptg/ and choke on your fucking spit gramps.

84 years old and in better mental health than Biden

you didn't mean me, did you faggot?

The CIA has shit on its hands over this.

>the CIA will make trump look bad
Yes you.
Fuck off and die you absolute retard.

to be honest I think this thread is full of chinks trying to blame usa.
this is my new theory.

but to be honest, I really would accept you as new political power over here.
a based nationalistic socialism chinese style would be ok.
I have enough of these disgusting mutt-military bases in here, and their degeneracy they spread: hiphop, nigger worship, liberalism, etc

I literally implied the exact opposite.
because I can't imagine the whole world will suffer because of a stupid american vote.
this is american illusions, that the whole world is watching their politics and is influenced so much

It's all chinks. The virus is chink incompetence. The chinks stripped the shelves like a horde of locusts. Chinks.

what do they want?
make chaos and conquer?
or just destroy us and kill us all in any possible way?

I can believe this, in the U.S at least.

"Sir they're not taking it seriously enough"

"We'll see about that, activate TP squads"

America/China are two cheeks of the same arse.

I saw groups of chinks hoarding toilet paper.

Oooor retarded boomers are buying en masse to sell it to other retarded boomers

Area 51. In a very large warehouse. In many identical crates. TP. Absolutely biblical amounts of shit roll.

> so apparently

What the fuck does that mean? You're just making shit up

to make the cattle fill up their trolleys with useless bulky toilet paper while the elites hoard all the valuable protein.

The ccp has been on fire lately, luckliy bug aren't very convincing when come to shit.
And there answers and assertions are like generic shit that's fallen out of a cracker.

Lougui iz bad china number one
China best country
China best money
American fat monkey
White ppl are worst people.

is this a shoop?

>tumor made of vinyl siding

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My God, it's really happening.
Cornholio has returned.

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>he didn't stock up on tp
fucking amateur lul

Based. The new rebel flag.

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AMERICAN PIGS WILL DIE

and it's always the US flags posting this stuff.
I even think these are government-provided proxies.

and the big forces are the jews vs the chinese.
and we have to chose what is best for us, the people.

or we go full race-war and become independent.
and by "us" I mean the west.
but we are too dependent on the jews.
they led us for centuries and we don't know how to be independent anymore.

chinese brother, don't be full of hate.
some of us are alright, tell us where to not go tomorrow ok?

>all the toilet paper hoarding was done primarily by undercover CIA agents

I want to believe

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Cant watch it he is too sickly and ugly
Some good cop bad cop shit

i believe that

COSTCO AND SEAGRAMS MANUFACTURE FACILITY

schizo

Why would seeing other people hoard toilet paper make you panic? If anything it would just make you shake your head at retards. Why would you ever choose rolls of toilet paper over a bag of rice/beans, a jar of peanut butter, or a pack of deenz in a bug-in situation?

Look at my crystal balls. OP is both correctish by how obviously easy it is to fake shortage of TP (too bulky for the stores to warehouse reserves) and bottled water (because you can't fill a semi truck with it because it would exceed road weight restrictions).
...but also a glownigger by moving to the next stage, which is to get people to attack anyone who covers their face, wears sunglasses, or wears a hat in public.
Boomer in video seems pretty based and reason-pilled though, so thanks for that.
Oh yeah... It doesn't matter if the virus is real or fake. It will still be assigned responsibility for many deaths of convenience.

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and in europe?
specific germany?

This would make sense. It's easier to deplete toilet paper than any other item in a grocery store. Consider a pack of 12 or 24 rolls of TP takes up a significant amount of space. If just 100 people in a day bought TP that would probably be enough to deplete a shelf.

Compare this with stuff like chicken noodle soup or pasta or other items which don't take up as much space as TP. Plus, it is the actual visual of an empty shelf that causes panic, buying toilet paper is simply the way to buy the least amount of items to cause the most panic

>you really think the whole world would unite over a topic like this?
>all the borders are closed! just think what the fuck is happening!
A lot of semi-powerful people (politicians, etc) are getting played

Holy shit kill yourself.

KEK
Only because the glowniggers did it first

Could likely be a domino effect to getting the whole cabal uprooted, just judging from how the celebs are squirming and sending "hidden" messages to each other.

>If anything it would just make you shake your head at retards
You're forgetting the fact that most people are retards and will do what other retards do.

>Why would seeing other people hoard toilet paper make you panic?

It's the one item everyone uses. If all the beans were gone, people would just shake their head at the retards who took all the beans and grab something else. The thought of walking around with shit butt strikes fear in the hearts of men.

>attack anyone who covers their face, wears sunglasses, or wears a hat in public.
No, I'm just saying that glowniggers often wear ballcaps and sunglasses so they're easy to spot.

Hi Shlomo
I hope you're right

Most of the toilet paper went direct to the treasury to be made into federal reserve notes to be used to pay people who are no longer at work and are scrounging for toilet paper; a vicious cycle, but the brrrrrr must go on.

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To be frank, so do I.
The alternative is worse than anything I can put to words.

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