/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2513 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

Oh, the memories!

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G L O W I N G

We aren't going back to work, shekelstein.

>11 cases in my county
Well shit.

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>2 TRILLION DEAL REACHED

US Senate leaders and the Trump administration reached agreement early Wednesday on a $2 trillion stimulus package to rescue the economy from the coronavirus assault, potentially setting the stage for swift passage of the massive legislation through both chambers of Congress.

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feels bad knowing this is your average american youth. young, dumb, and full of cum.
they die for the jews because they don't know any better, i pity them.

1M when?

youtube.com/watch?v=jl8JL38uyG4

>dis nigga eating beans

Ahahahaha faggot shill deleted it.

so are trumpbuxx still happening or nah? I'm a NEET and I need money to buy more boomer rocks

>I have fucking had it already.
Waaaaaaagh! I'm an extrovert that can't be alone with my thoughts for more of a day because I'm an empty sack of shit excuse of a life.

What's everyone fapping to these days?

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S. Korea just got 100 new cases. Wonder what thats about

Will you stop making these threads? I don't even have a 3% kill rate.

>tfw Hanta-chan can't kill more commies
FUUUUCK

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I feel like if he keeps fucking up like this he won't win the next reelection, and not because of muh stonks, really.

I was here for the Ebola virus, same shit different year, in the end, their lives will continue to be miserable and the rest of the world will move on

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Imagine trying to destroy some drunk kid's life by drawing this

I can tell it was drawn by a virgin

Wow. Just...wow.

What's happening here is quite easy to understand. We're being bombarded by a hardened collective of happeningfags who need some excitement in their neet lives and incel psyop shills who are running a simulation of how this board would react to in an actual end of the world scenario. The both of them are the ones who are putting foward absurd and nonsencial concepts like 10%+ death rates, muh bioweapon leak, muh elite depopulation conspiracy, muh ccp shill coverup, muh so2 from burning bodies so on and on and on with the batshittery. If this were that big of a deal, we'd be seeing huge amounts of deaths outside of China which simply doesn't exist.

In reality, this virus has already been contained thanks to the prudent quarantine of China, and ultimately the economic impact from all of this will be minimal. Happening canceled, morons!

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Potential entrants possibly.

gib trumpbuxx

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Brazil is dead

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,881 (782) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Thailand 934 (4) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) India 562 (11) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +58 (+4) South Korea +100 (+6) India +26 (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Thailand +107 Cambodia +2 Venezuela +7 Honduras +6 Bolivia +3 Jamaica +4 New Caledonia +2 El Salvador +4 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I DONT WANT TO DROWN IN MY LUNGS MAKE IT STOP
REEEEEE

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weinstein leaks

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C-corona?

If you aren't drinking Jack Daniel's neat to kill any possible infection, you haven't answered the call

That remains to be seen user. Everyone on that bus is infected. Don't know how you explain that.

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67 days to hit 100,000 worldwide, 11 days for 200,000, 4 days for 300,000, 2 days for 400,000 we're fucked.

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based, you should organize it

It’s all going to Israel. No trumpbux for you

>What's everyone fapping to these days?

nhentai tags:
> english
> demon
> -yaoi
> -group

this general gave me a panic attack. unhealthy to browse for long.

Greentexts posted in these threads

based vessel

82 yr old Mother, lives with my brother.

Finally convinced her to take it seriously, but
he's being flippant about it all.

If she gets sick...

people still believe this lol

>NOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! THIS IS THE ONLY FUN THING IN MY LIFE, DON'T TAKE IT AWAY!!

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Glowing.

Using a proxy to Reply to your own drawing to spread it further

This

>NNOOOOOOO NO THE HECKIN DRUNK KIDERINOOO

kys

shit tier whisky, for me, it’s Johnny Walker black label

... It doesn't even have a 3% kill rate.

his days are numbered what a fucking retard

>Contained
>Spread throughout the the whole world.
I don't believe you understand what containment means.

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i want to make weinstein my personal sissy boy
hell be in a wheelchair with a diaper when im done with him

I'M GONNA DIE A KISSLESS HUGLESS HANDHOLDLESS VIRGIN AND NOT EVEN LIVE TO SEE 30 AND ACQUIRE WIZARD POWERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fuck China!

It's a little over two weeks from that post.

YES

Have sex, incels. You just hate corona because she's a woman.

>browsing Yas Forums gives him a panic attack
god forbid this gets any worse you lowsy fucking faggot

>t-this virus is a h-h-hoaaaax!
says the increasingly nervous boomer with an ever-tightening chest

K

Kek, should've added "Bigtime!" at the end

I’m 25 and recovering from Corona. Flu is worse - only annoying thing is the tightness in my chest

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE INTO MY IMAGIONATION-LARPLAND AND SHIT ALL OVER ME!!!! STOP IT SHILLL!!!!! SHILLL!!!!!!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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>FUTURE MARKETS
India (-1.13%) United States (-0.12%) Germany (+0.01%) Switzerland (-0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Australia (+0.86%) United Kingdom (+1.05%) Taiwan (+1.98%) Hong Kong (+2.06%) Singapore (+2.59%) China (+3.06%) South Korea (+3.45%) Poland (+3.94%) Japan (+4.80%) Italy (+7.25%) Brazil (+7.74%) Spain (+8.31%) France (+8.44%) Netherlands (+9.05%) South Africa (+9.80%) Austria (+9.97%) Russia (+11.65%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-13%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-22%) Wuhan (-16%) New Delhi (-67%) Dubai (-30%) Moscow (-29%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-21%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-4%) Madrid (0%) Barcelona (-2%) London (0%) Sao Paulo (-8%) Buenos Aires (-4%) New York (-5%) Washington (-3%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-3%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (-8%) Los Angeles (-15%) Seattle (-5%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m) South Korea (2m)

>FULL LISTS
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Corona's death toll

>Overall, masks produced a 3.4 fold (95% CI 1.8 to 6.3) reduction in viral aerosol shedding.
twitter.com/RealYeyoZa/status/1241287149938507777
twitter.com/CMichaelGibson/status/1239718351573843973
medium.com/@adrien.burch/whats-the-evidence-on-face-masks-5f3c27a18cc
m.box.com/shared_item/https://stanfordmedicine.box.com/v/covid19-PPE-1-1

why aren't masks, even homemade ones, not being made mandatory for everyone yet?

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>82 yr old Mother
how old are you?

Just got back from the US a week ago, been in lockdown for 7 days, if I go outside I could be fined $1000.

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same thing I've tapped to for the past two years, pornhub amateurs and full torrents scenes

>does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman
like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE

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yeah because he's being a fuckin retard about this

IT'S FUCKING GO TIME BOIS

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Ok so I am in my 20s and my future wife is 19, what are the possibilities of us dying if we catch it? She lives with her grandma which is 84 and her parents which are in their 50s.

I'm scared frens

>silly caricature of someone that chose to make themselves look like an asshole on public television
>"destroy his life"
Let me guess, you voted for Hillary?

>Wow. Just...wow.
Wow. Just...wow.
>Wow. Just...wow.
Wow. Just...wow.
>Wow. Just...wow.
Wow. Just...wow.

Go back to r*ddit.

her legs are so fucking nice

>woman
you mean a little girl, right? The majority of drawings depict her as a little girl

Pic related

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What's your regimen? Any meds or other supplements?

this shit is super fucking contagious
it's kind of impractical to impose all these ridiculous measures when it's bound to spread

and honestly, it's like a bad cold. You can die from it if you're weak

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE CORONARINO!!!!! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME!!!!!!

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the reality is that there's actually millions of people infected and but not very many people dying.

eleventy two

Lewd caronachan fanart

Remember guys!

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happening

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Depends, you should post her nudes so we can calculate her vulnerability

How have you never held hands with someone in your entire life? Shits baffling

ok not a full on attack, but it does stress you out reading all this shit.

Daily reminder that the WHO are not to be trusted, they are shilling for China.

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because governments don't want people to panic

Virtually zero chance of you dying
On the initial infection. If the speculation about reinfection and stuff is true, who the fuck knows

going to a quarantine party tonight, but the nearest police station is 70km away so i'll be good

Friendly reminder that personifying a virus and then sexualizing said personification is a clear sign of mental illness.
Seek help immediately.

You can be a perfect specimen in your 20s and still be on a ventilator beacause of this shit. You fucking faggots need to cut the disinfo bullshit.

If you don't I hope someone pays you a visit and murders you and yours.

Yep had the text message literally from the govt yest morning. Now there's road signs up saying it as well.

Kek

have fun with that mate.

Why is trump still doing nothing? Is it 4D chess to let corona kill the niggers in new york and commiefornia?

BASED

CAN'T WAIT FOR TOTAL CIVIL UNREST TO RAPE WOMEN

flipped 1 and 2

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Lucky Cunts, Ours ain't even batting an eye to this shitfest.

>nhentai

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>pilsner
I just can't do it, user. Pilsner just tastes like slightly wheaty water, its gross. Although I've only ever tried american pilsners so i'm biased.

god speed to you though, user. just keep shitposting with us and you'll make it. you just gotta keeping lasting long enough to make it to the next CVG thread, and keep doing that until we're safe

We are almost at the end of the first wave. It will go away as fast as it came.

except if you work at a "essential" hardware store so bored boomers can buy paint

Bondage, my dude.

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>NOOOOOOO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK, I PROMISE YOU IT'S SERIOUS
>AAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK INTO MR. GOLDSTEIN'S WAGIE-CAGE

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economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/healthcare/biotech/pharmaceuticals/india-bans-export-of-key-malaria-drug-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/articleshow/74803524.cms
So much for
>muh chloroquine. Were going to be out of blood and meds soon. Thats why they've resorted to fucking vitamin C to treat this in multiple places

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Imagine dying from the flu

We're getting Coronabux now?

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TRUMPBUX COMING

Why is there zero talks about the south koren bioterrorism via their death cult and Corona chan

*coof*

damn, you're locked tf down.

kek

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About 10% chance you get hospitalized. If the hospital is fully stocked and staffed, like a 0.1% chance you die, you'll be fine.

On the other hand, if you get sick after hospitals are at capacity....

I can't stop eating my granola bars lads they taste too good

okay just live in a box for the rest of your life
you can get it from talking to an infected person and his saliva gets on you or your drink

the world is getting OCD about this

Seems like literally the opposite, NZ seems to be going full retard how are people not going to starve to death in their homes

Why is ptg iunironically parroting fucking boomers like hannity, glen beck and anne coulter that this is all a big nothing and to ‘go back to work America’, are they honestly serious? You’ve got to be in some serious mental denial to not process the severity of the virus. In a few weeks of inaction America is going to be Italy on steroids. Hospitals are going to be at max capacity and boomers are gonna be dying in the street. Or am I just totally wrong and this thing is being blown way out of proportion?

nope, hardware stores are now for emergencies only

>okay just live in a box for the rest of your life
Okay you melodramatic faggot,
>WAAAAAGH I CAN'T GO TO THE CLUB OR THE BAR FOR A LITTLE BIT ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

Kek

Go back to plebbit then

It's kinda weird being outside and not see a single fucking plane in the sky anywhere

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I would literally kill my next door neighbors for a chance of licking Emma Watsons asshole or stomach. As a child and teen she was the source of most of my erections for nearly a decade

because the shelves are fully stocked, rents frozen (many landlords actually decreased rent, including mine), and we all get 585/week

Because the plan is for everyone to get infected.

Police were at the countdown just hanging around the inside of the entrance a few mins before the message. Must have been expecting some panic.

forgot it isn't america. can't wait to fill those churches up easter sunday

Ok coomer

FUCK YOU BIGOT

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I have been taking airborne effervescent tablets and then Tylenol as needed. I’m on day 5 of symptoms. Pretty mild overall but will probably be a couple weeks before my lungs feel normal again. Just walking downstairs leaves me out of breath.

What if China invaded the US right now? What are our odds?

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Shut the fuck up Chang

>literally can remain on surfaces for days
it's fucking pointless
you're going to realistically spray disinfectant on everything the public could ever touch and that isn't 100% to kill everything

accept the spread
embrace it

isnt she a dyke or something?

LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOO

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There won’t be many deaths until the nurses and doctors start dropping and the ICUs get full. Then there will be way, way too many deaths. But anecdotally I’ve seen that some people who need breathing assist/intervention only need it for a day or a few days, so full ICUs might not instagib every SINGLE person who winds up stacked with dozens of others in a hospital hall like cordwood.

They are terrified, someone told them to expect 50 million new unemployed. None of the parties can survive that.

>t. incel with no life

you're not wrong, that's why you're here and not on /ptg/. If they truly believe that going back to work is safe, they're mentally ill. By Friday NYC is going to be all red dude.

Bioweapon against America confirmed

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Enjoy your death faggot, not my problem you can't handle shit extrovert.

wishing I had bought more breps lads

>thought 500 dollarinos would be enough to last this shitshow

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But why?

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We would utterly rape them back to the stone age.

Sketching Spanish Big Sis Influenza.
I think I'll add spanish dress. Maybe WW1 gas mask?

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Post your lockdown theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oco7tiH9HiE

>we all get 585/week
you wot m8

she's annoying, but that's not the point really

Like a bad cold in 80% of cases, severe pneumonia for the rest

The value in avoiding getting sick right now if you aren't high risk is avoiding the pneumonia part while suffering in a hospital short on ventilators. Where the hospital can't treat everyone or even most sick people (including other diseases), where you're half dying and everyone else is around you and theres no trained professional around to really help you or ease your pain.

The economy isn't collapsing to prevent this for no reason user.

you're still going out to stores and stuff? i haven't left my house since the first case in February

Not an argument boomer.

Theories to why china hasn't been globally condemned for unleashing doomsday virus? It's painfully obvious that they accidentally unleashed it because they sucks at basic lab etiquette but still wanted to prod around with shiny bioweapons they stole from leafs. Is it because china got a stranglehold of the production in every country?

The liquor stores won't close right friends?

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churches are closed too, only things open are
>supermarkets
>servos
>liquor stores (1 in, 1 out rule)
>convenience stores (1 in, 1 out rule)
>hospitals, medical centres
>vets, pet stores, essential animal services
>butcheries
>anything to do with the food supply chain
>factories making medical supplies
>freight businesses

we did this after 200 cases, kinda fucking crazy

Jack Daniel's is shit. Evan William's is literally better. Check out Eagle Rare

>4D
No, he's just an idiot.

i'm getting immune and join the /herdimmunity/ bros
you'll be the weak faggot that waits for the majority to build natural immunity and when you do get it, you'll get the superbug version and won't have the basic antibodies to tackle it that everyone else has

I was on my motorbike driving back to my house, I could see people kind of looking up and I could faintly hear my phone screaming

Your mom cries everyday, neet.

>it's not the boomer remover, it's the lard eater deleter
BASED
A
S
E
D

it's not a true lockdown if you can go to the stores

Enjoy your lifetime of fucked lungs and infertility my dude.

Killing yourself vs corona life

fortunately no, as much as Rowling would love that. She's literally dating Malfoy. Fanfic became reality

>Theories to why china hasn't been globally condemned for unleashing doomsday virus
They'll stop making shit for everyone. Since they make everything if you say something bad they'll just ship those masks, suits and ventilators somewhere else.

operation tranny shield.

You can get ill again you dumb nigger, the second time is usually fatal as well.

>there's actually millions of people infected
No

I agree. Unless he admits to some BS strategy when shit hits the fan about trying to keep folks calm.

and painting supply's :)

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Virus is deadlier than advertised and is actually a bioweapon. Chaos in china is actually a cover for mobilization. Their population is already vaccinated.

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The south would save your asses

Old Style Pilsner is the official drink of my province, but I agree, it's not very good.

Somehow I'm not sick after spending 5 hours in airports (2 of which were in a Buffalo Wild Wings bar), and 4 hours on planes. I stocked up on booze and cigarettes in the duty free store so I'm good for the next few weeks.

If we consider unreported infections the death rate is even lower. Happening canceled, faggots

really? how you holding up.

Argiebro you ever sleep?

>act as if you have covid-19
So stagger around pretending to cough my lungs out? Is it like those zombie movies where you can trick the zombies by acting like a zombie?

JAVs. Thigh job kino

What/Where is the latest data on the
ZithroQuine combo?

Anyone got links?

>Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected

This is a meme. Most people get it within 6-8 days. 98% of people get it between 3-10 days.
OP just trying to fan the flames of hysteria by including out of date information.

Update your info OP

Would save old people, and that whole demographic labor crisis would still strike us.

Also, would reveal the state's failure to plan and non-transparency.

> "Guideline changes announced earlier in the month by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention urged healthcare workers to switch from respirator face masks to surgical ones. The change, intended to stave off a feared shortage of N95 respirator masks, has caused unease among many doctors and nurses who find themselves more at risk now."
CULL THE HERD!

that data has been tossed
most likely people that haven't fully recovered
recoveries have been stable and even used in plasma therapy with success in China

Girl or pretty boy?

There's no helping these retards, they want to get fucked let 'em. They'll come crawling back screaming like the little cunts they are.

she is Chinese, you know? we have the chinksects to thank for that one as well

Wouldnt trust their statements about the Hantavirus either

I work at one too. Tripled sales last week. Pathetic, bored people having fun at the home improvement store, dragging their coofing kids along too. And we don't have any hand sanitizer or disinfectant. We're doomed.

my boy

I still want a preggo married corona-chan.

The implication of this for the chem-trail storytellers is huge.

Where Gary?

TNfag reporting in. We're completely locked down except for "essential businesses" and every liquor store is still open.
Bought ammo and three bottles of cheap vodka earlier tonight.

Just a reminder, you can call them to the wrong address to help overload the system and boost the death toll, in Minecraft.

Onset of symptoms is up to two weeks. You have plenty of time to worry.

>Like a bad cold in 80% of cases, severe pneumonia for the rest
It's described as a bad FLU, and not just bad, but 10x worse in every way.
Have you ever had a bad flu? Now image one 10x worse. And that's if you're not unlucky.

Wow. Just wow.

>kill off a bunch of our poor that don't contribute anything so that we can shunt more resources into our military that shitkicks China around like a linebacker against a toddler

>Thigh job kino
links, video ids? it's a matter of emergency

Post loadouts

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like this?

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Tbf boomers are generally fat as fuck, so both things mean the same really

What happened?
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1242190711732285440

You are posting this every day for last month.... atencyjna kurwo.

We're supposed to have similar rules, but business owners are kvetching all over the place.

at that rate ur going to get chunky

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You're going to shit bricks m8
Good luck giving anal birth to "Te Rock"

Does the CCP pay well? Been considering becoming a shill myself.

I guess I can make her flat to suggest her true chinese nature...
But that would be a waste.

Annnnnnnnnnnd happening over.
What'd I say? I tried to tell you from the start.
Pic related. Get bent.

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Also.

R0 is 2-3. And asymptotic transmission is also fairly uncommon.
Also. All their scary webm’s have dried up.
Why nobody doing the shakes in the West?

Everything that was originally scary about this virus is no longer true. The problem is now is now one of public health administration, not the virus.

Yes

>In China

Ok Chang

In case you haven't been paying attention, OP has always been a faggot and has always exaggerated or lied about every aspect of this. The first few comments in every CVG are also always lies or half truths.

This man knows his shit. Buffalo Trace is a good budget brand
t. someone on the wagon trying to avoid cracking open my prized last bottle of apocalypse bourbon.

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Did you jizz in your hand sanitizer bottle to offer it to young girls?

Liquor stores will remain open for the duration, hell or high water, as those dependent on alcohol will fully just up and die from delirium tremens if they can’t get a drink. To a certain segment of alcoholics, liquor store is as essential as pharmacy.

ready for anything

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>my future wife
lol what a cuck

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>A one-time payment of $1,200 per adult and $500 per child would go directly to the public.

My trumpbuxks!

nailed it. bored people coming in mass to just look. many buying shit that isn't essential. and the few that come in for essentials can't even buy them because of lack of stock. pathetic

False.
One patient doesn't make a rule, he just had shit immune system and nature fixed that.

I stocked up because I'm scared of the liquor store closing. Three 24 packs, 1L of whiskey, 1L of vodka, 1L of gin, and enough grain, hops, and yeast to homebrew another 10-15 gallons of beer.

I thought the onset was rather immediate, I could just be infected but asymptomatic for 2 weeks. In any case, I'm not worried in the slightest.

did you get tested?