BREAKING: Stimulus Deal Has Been Made

No telling but I'm sure its something bad

Do we all have to eat bugs now?

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At best you're going to get an advance on your next tax return. The gubbermint is never, ever, ever going to give us white men anything for free.

1 trillion dollars on the way to Israel immediately.

Get to work you dumb fucking goys!

I predict:

Everyone gets a TAX CREDIT.
You won't see the money for 6 months, if at all.
Its $500.
8 MONTHS QUARANTINE.
Did I say its $250? Good, because its $125.
You have to pay federal and state taxes on it.

AM I GETTING TRUMPBUX OR NOT??

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amnesty for DACA kids, funding for planned parenthood, early voting, automatic voter registration, added emissions regulations for industries including airlines, money for solar panels, and much much more. Take it from Nancy, they had to pass it before they could read it to find all that was in it.

NO, YOU GET VIRUS AND DIE.
...
please die

Digits say its permanent gun bans in select regions.

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Here’s hoping this doesn’t come true, I’d unironically prefer millions dead

The breakdown:
Trumpbux, one time, 155B
Jewish Slush Fund: 500B (Republicans)
Unemployment Payments: unclear (Dems)
Small Business Loans: 367B (Dems)
Fund Cities, and States: 150B (Dems)
Hospitals: 150B (Dems)
MIC related firms: 17B (Reps)
And that's all that's out there right now.

The bill literally says single white males don't qualify

It's only one. You get unemployment checks on top of that, thanks to the Democrats.

See Unless you have dependents and are a white male you don't qualify thanks to (((democrats)))

It's a one time thing. The faggot government can pat themselves on the back. Remember not to vote these fucks back into office.

Unemployment Insurance
Aid to hospitals
Aid to cities and states to save off municipal debt defaults.

In exchange, the Republicans insisted to boost the untraceable Jewish slush fund to half a trillion.

$1200

this, the fact they are putting this out at 2AM is not a good sign

What if I'm a married white male?

You don't pass

Do you have a job? Are you still working in it? Do you make more than 75k?

Job, less than 75

Which one passed the shitty Democrat one or the less shitty Republican one?

what's the bad news,
did we give up the border?
did they stop fracking?
did they force some green new deal shit in there?

No it doesn't

>yes
>yes
>no

>In exchange, the Republicans insisted to boost the untraceable Jewish slush fund to half a trillion.
WTF

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You get 1200 for you, 1200 for wife, 600/kid one time. That's the "trumpbux"
If you lose your job, you'll get extended unemployment benefits. That's the Dems.

I can live with it, kikes gonna kike

no check if you didn't file in 18 + 19

They've got to take care of their big (((donors))), otherwise they wouldn't have shit to campaign with because most whites don't send them shit.

THIS TOO

Why do I get money, when I could survive without it. That's fucking dumb as shit. Not saying I don't want free money, but ffs people under me need it more.

25 trillion Israeli Aid

25 trillion Isrseli Aid

25 trillion Israeli Aid

No white males

No white males

No white males

HAPPENING

single white male unemployed student, filed taxes when I was working before community college in 2015

thanks senpai

SeeThey know all the jobs went to foreigners and minorities.

They literally Womt give money to white males

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked cowards Americans deserve this

Dems got gibs for illegal spics, gibs to broke college losers, gibs to sanctuary cities, gibs to foreigners, gibs to themselves, and gibs to their election plans. nothing to celebrate here.

40 year old veteran with PTSDbux and SSD.
I filed taxes every year even though I don't owe anything.
I'm going to get Trumpbux. I'm thinking you might not. Funny, since I'm betting you're the Trump supporter and I ditched him 3 months into his term.

WP article on the package:
archive.is/RZ84n

he gets them too army fag

Then I'm gay. Now gimme my fucking gibs.

Yea this shit is funny as hell. America should just throw all white males in prison at this point it ain't like they would do anything lmao

He didn't file taxes though, how does he get them?

You are now sentenced to life in prison for impersonating a protected class: hate crime.

Thanks for playing at the jewish casino

>The Senate bill would direct payments of $1,200 to most American adults and $500 to most children
is all the wapo article says

mighta been the house version I'm remembering, but I remember one version the democrats were peddling was anyone with a taxpayer ID number would get shekels

I'm also getting ready to buy a house from Fannie Mae out in the middle of nowhere for about 40K, cash. I'd like to thank whichever one of you didn't pay his mortgage.

Says more than that. Give it to someone else to read to you.

Most adults = no cracker ass white males

Y'all niggas gay as fuck lmao I'm
Gonna make fun of white people forever for this one and u gotta pay for it lmao

There's only one version now. It was negotiated between Mnunchin and Pelosi and based on the old senate bill with enhancements the Dems wanted.

"$1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same"

No tax liability, all he has to do over to IRS website and file his taxes for 2019 saying he earned NO tax liability. Good for him and fuck you for being stingy with everyone elses money, some of us who paid taxes want neets to get some money too

I meant that's all it says in regards to the "who is eligible for trumbux" question

>No tax liability, all he has to do over to IRS website and file his taxes for 2019 saying he earned NO tax liability.
If this is true, God bless. I wasn't stingy with my taxes - I always declare every penny, sometimes twice, just to keep off the IRS Jew's radar screen. I'm still under the threshold and end up paying nothing except 200 bucks to turbotax each year.

GIBS

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ah, my mistake
I thought you might be interested in where the rest of your tax dollars are going.

Filled in 2020 for 2019, still didnt get tax returns yet. I didn't file for 2018. Will i hst neet bucks?

haven't paid income taxes since 2015 so it's not my dollarydoos :^)

well sorry to have judged you, used to seeing people sperg if we include neets in anything, as long as theyre americans, they need the help too

>he pays for turbotax

All my investments were Treasury, when they were telling the goyim to chase yields, I bought shitty yielding Treasuries because no taxes. They're now through the roof (but hard to sell since I use Treasury Direct), but as long as there's food to buy, I'll have some money to buy it with.

If you think you know the Jew's game better than me you should slap yourself in the face and apologize.

you gotta be kidding me. this isn't nearly enough. was expecting double this at least in direct payments. this is bullshit and nowhere near enough money. fuck this clown world. if they're gonna go this far in debt at least give us some more fucking money!!!

But if you had to pay, doesn't that mean they didn't tax you enough based on what you claimed? You must make a decent chunk?

Just poorfags

I have investment income, mein neger. Not much, but still. Doing your own taxes is a red flag at the IRS. I always use the most expensive Turbotax options (I forget what it's called) because I have bond interest.

You can file for free at IRS.gov, why let turbo tax get a cut?

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I use the free turbotax option but all I have are w-2's
Does that red flag me? wtf

>slush fund
Shill

...

No.
Kike.

also no need of voter id

Thats all they know how to do.

Still kinda feel it's all for nought

No fucking way. That is the most racist shit ever

Nah I'm a trans-racial jew convert, now gib.

>Unemployment Insurance
>Aid to hospitals

Those were in the original bill that Pelosi killed.

Sorry sir the goyim don't get to have opinions that matter. Call the cops I am sure they will help you with justice HAHAHAHAHAH dumbass crackers

You will get a brand new cuckshed.

He's lying about the white male thing. Ask him for a source.

Wondering if there's still that clause that if you make less than a certain amount, you get less.