WE HAVE A DEAL!!!

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>Letting some of the Green New Deal slide through under the guise of Civilian Relief.
I really fucking hate politics.

Where are my Yang bux

NEETBUX OR NO NEETBUX? KEEP ME POSTED

get rekt NEET

NO BUX FOR YOU LAZY!

Im gonna buy beanie babies

This is a nightmare. The whole economy is shut down for a virus that has

This is just a maneuver by trump to kill the dollar and bring us to a gold standard. Trump knows full well this stimulus will just be inflationary.

Trumpbux. Our god emperor came through and is giving us white peoples some gibsmedat. What a timeline.

Fuck off I'm spending my gibs and I don't care about the economy.

BEANIE BASED

>tfw your ~$1000 liberty stipend will be in the mail shortly
>tfw 3rd world shitters will never know this feel and will instead bitch and cry and shit their pants like bumbling retards

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Does it include throwing Nancy Pelosi to the wolves? If not, I don't want any part of it!

Has it been confirmed to be 1000?

1200

Does anyone have the bill? If it’s been changed at all? Has it?

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Hell yeah nigga imma buy a shit ton of cocaine.

What are the requirements to receive gives IN NEET TERMS

Additional Liberty cash for The Presidents young citizens?

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I've heard it was 1200$ to every adult with a SSN with 500$ for each child. Dems were also trying to throw in 10k reduction to all student loans. Not sure if that is part of the final deal.

Prove you paid taxes within the past two years.

What was the compromise? What did liberal democratic globohomo abortion satan worshiping pedophiles manage to sneak into this shit?

CDC reports 20% of infected are young to middle aged, which we already knew. fuck off with the misinfo

Does it matter how little you made, as long as it's under 75k?

YEEEEEEE

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my wife makes 300k a year..will we be getting trump bucks? it’s not fair..yeah we make good money but we have bills just like everyone else..and her work is slowing down :(

Made just enough on the stock market niggaaaaa

To add on top of this what if you made money but we’re filed as a dependent? Do I get cucked cause dad and mum like the write off?

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This! Accelerate over the fucking cliff no brakes no seatbelts, let it crash.

>A $2 Trillion 'stimulus' package just devalued the economy by $2 Trillion.
Where the hell have you been the last 2 weeks?

>300k.
user I really can’t feel bad for you unless you have a family of 10. That’s so much money for 2 ppl.

Can someone explain to me what this means? am i reading this right?

Schumer said negotiators agreed to put “unemployment insurance on steroids” by expanding those covered to include people who are furloughed, gig workers and freelancers, and by increasing the payments by $600 dollars per week for four months, on top of what states provide as a base unemployment compensation.

so ill be getting $600 extra a week if im laid off on unemployment?

plus the 1200?

witnessed

AOC is going to torpedo this.
>However, any lawmaker of either party could object, and in an early warning sign Tuesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) voiced concern about the legislation over Twitter, writing that despite “vague statements” no one had seen text of the legislation that “seems to give a *HALF TRILLION DOLLARS* away to big corporations, w/ few worker protections.”

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>NOOO DONT GIVE ANY MONEYS TO CORPORATIONS EVEN THOUGH THEY EMPLOYEE SO MANY WAGIES.

we spend like a couple of retards. we have three or four months of expenses saved up but still spooky.

None of that will happen.

Finally my kids are worth something to me.

Will I get Trumpbux yes or no?

Nope

She doesn't have the clout, don't worry.

Please tell me there is nothing about DACA or fucking amnesty in there.

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how 2 git gibs?

>The bill will give a one-time check of $1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount, unlike the initial GOP proposal that would have given them a minimum of $600.

Appears to me all adults get 1200$, even you NEETs

user...get a financial councillor.

huge drop from the 1500

So what was in the stimulus package...

Kek.

How much good did giving them $1,500,000,000,000 with no questions or debate about it the other day do?

Fuck off hippie

Yeah nigga you gon be rich. Trump bucks for everyone!

So if my parents filed jointly and their income surpasses 75K, they're fucked?

UBI or else

Remember when she torpedoed Amazon coming into her district and bringing 50,000 high paying jobs?

God I hope she does that to America. The fury will be glorious

Checked. Praise KEK.

It stopped the market freefall, for the moment. No way to tell how long that will last.

So what did he conceed to democrats?

SHUT UP
YOU DESERVE THE VIRUS

They were shilling for green new deal shit

US HAS NO GOLD

I believe as long as their joint income doesn't surpass 150k they're fine

Honestly not really comparable desu, trying to manipulate stock is retarded, directly bailing out delta and other companies with thin profit margins is what should happen.

UBI OR ELSE

Some faggot in the House will fuck it up for everyone because DACA amnesty wasn’t in it

>three or four months
You’ll be fine pussy

That's going to buy a lot of big black dildos, single white women must be over joyed