FED AGREES ON DEAL

I think it got changed to a one time payment of 1200 bucks.

stocks

Hookers

Paying off my credit card

>one time payment of 1200 bucks.
That would be fucking useless lol. With the amount of businesses that have been shut down, people will just need another check 1 month later.

I actually would assume this to be true at this point, desu.

I guess this enough for a shitty old Toyota Camry that I can live in when I lose my home

Muh inflation

It literally means nothing, if this is the end of the modern world all debts will be wiped out after the war, if is not the end the world all debts will be worked out with out a war.

Crack the fucking machine, neet bucks for everybody

more stock in a few months.
already paid off my new flooring in the house.

an additional 600 bucks a week unemployment insurance? Says for 4 month, also says they extended norm insurance. Holy shit, I'm unemployed in the oil field and I am going to make more unemployed than I would with a job.

Oy vey not giving money to illegals is racist. You wouldnt want to be RACIST would you???

>my new flooring
lvp cuck detected. Get real hardwood, poorfag

check the id user

it's literally nothing lol

>FED
“The Fed” is the Federal Reserve. Not Congress.

Seriously what is it if illegals get a fucking buck? How does that affect you?

Would you rather them going out trying to find gibs and spreading this shit further?

When the Democrats quit holding them hostage in return for funding for their pork projects.

Fuck the Dems, fuck the Repubs. I stand slightly above the threshold for joint filers (mom makes 0 dad makes 200k, gross income is 120k). And both sides agreed that no one generally above 200k should get a rebate on their taxes. Which is Insanity if you think about it!

I belong to a 3 child household, and my dad is responsible for our boomer grandparents as well. Discretionary income is next to nothing for someone like me who can't get a job and has been denied SSI for schizophrenia. We are white as fuck and due to our social status, we are lumped together with millionaires.

It's unfair that everyone else gets Trump bucks but the top 10% of earners (150k and above according to the bill) are treated like Wall Street.

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Pretty sure you don't get them if you didn't file for taxes which American NEETs do not pay on account of having no job and living with their parents.

You don't even know what "pork projects" are.

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My mistake, I prostrate before you. Im the poorfag here.
Holy balls how cucked can one get? Youre as gay as the Romans thinking they can pay off the Barbarians

I'd rather they go back where they came from

Fuck do you need a thousand dollars for?

Shut the fuck up schizo

nice try nigger

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it's the principle. all that money can go to taxpaying citizens. they shouldn't be here and the only help they should expect is to prevent them from spreading the disease. they should fuck off, like you.

Uh for taking care of my lower class grandparents? For taking care of their inflated medical expenses (including my family's) due to doctors raising prices? Not everyone in the income range of 200k is made from riches you fucking kike.

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rollin to bless us neets!

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yes, you are

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They upgraded the slush fund to half a trillion, still more than the one-time trump bux, lol.
At least you'll get unemployment (thanks Dems)

8841, uhhh, guys?

How close was she? She had the perfect plan.

KEYWORDS: For The Duration Of This Crisis

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>illegals are allowed to receive shekels from the tax pool without contributing a single penny
Fuck yourself

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> be jew
> release man-made virus
> use your jewish and freemason shits in the media and healthcare to spread panic
> freeze the economy to the point of ruin
> replay the massive inflation and debt script they always do when SHTF
> flee to the East
> profit
LOL
KIKED.COM

>Fed agrees
good to know it will fuck over the goyim

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still holding over 20k anons

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Everyone else knows how to use photoshop too dumbass

kewl story leaf :)

>The legislation, unprecedented in its size and scope, aims to flood the economy with capital by sending $1,200 checks to many Americans, creating a $367 billion loan program for small businesses, and setting up a $500 billion fund for industries, cities and states.

We're in boys

The borders are closed, there is no movement of people you stupid spiteful idiots.

>muh principles

You'r principles means absolute Jack shit, this is not even muh tax money, this is literally inflation money the government is pulling out their ass, muh money can go to American families, everybody is getting some stop being pieces of fucking shit and once this shit blows over we can go back at hating everybody as usual we're in a state of emergency faggots

send me money please I'm desperate :)

give them yours

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>I'll pretend it's ok till the very end

I won't get anything. Only migrants get free shit. Anything that is supposed to be for me my local government will steal from me and give to an illegal.

FUUUCKKK THIS IS HORRIBLE
The gibs in this is a targeted gift only to niggers and flyovers. People in states worth visiting are going to get FUCKED because this doesn't account for cost of living. You wanted civil war, well playing favorites with your populace is gonna give you just that.

The illegals are already inside. They need to leave. I'm sure Mexico has a great social welfare system they can use.

I want to read the bill who has a link

user..lots of people have over a million dollars.
Why is concept so hard to grasp?

Adolf and Hitler pilled, China glassing incoming

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sorry forgot the new photoshop leaf

im sorry, I can't wish I could though.

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Just on Friday trump said he was sending them all back. Fuck I sure hope so

If it's a one time payment and the crisis lasts longer that one month, then...Recession hasn't ended. It's been Delayed a month.

These motherfuckers

They found their way here somehow they can find their way back. You can't sugar the floor in someone's house then get mad when the people who live there want to get rid of the ants.

Just in: neetbux canceled. Lay offs canceled.

bet we will hit 22k before opening.

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I have $99,652.84 in my savings. I am good for a while but, I will spend my Trumpbux on my daughter.

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You're likely not getting any money

good job user. I don't have kids but I would spend money on them no matter what.

He's sending the ones on ice hold and he should but now they're shilling for them to be released and they probably will

buy her a gun

*smacks lips* hole up yo *smacks lips*
gibs me more bix n00d mfer

Nice catch meme flag fucker

donald trump bankrupts america with a 6 trillion dollar socialist bailout

I make $78,000/Year. I am a frugal fiscal Paleoconservative.

Thanks. She always come first. I am a single Father. So, yeah.

She is 14 Months Old.

>Thanks. She always come first. I am a single Father. So, yeah.
I have pups, not the same but i feel the same.

nigger

Because I PAY THE FUCKING TAXES and I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK IF THEY SPREAD IT TO ANYONE THAT CODDLES THEM. Got it?

jew and white :)

you're jewish?

Pups are a great training aid. They bring out some Fatherly instincts.

So let me get this straight. I made enough in the last year to pull near max rate for my unemployment. Thats 1600 a month for 6 months.
On top f that I am going to get
1. A one time payment of 1200
2. 4 months at the beginning of my unemployment of an extra 600 dollars per WEEK, 2400 a month.
3. Extended Normal unemployment. Not 100% sure on this. Either a few extra months or six months extra
Is this correct?

drewish

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never going to have kids user. I'd murder them, to many mental problems to do that.

Ok just skimmed through the legislation that just got passed and the only people that will be receiving checks are as follows
>anyone that lost their job due to covid
>anyone that is on disability
>veterans
no one else
move along folks

>>anyone that lost their job due to covid
sigot lost job due to statewide shut down.
will probably use that to reinvest as well.

Bad omen ID.

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I probably do too. I just have never gone to VA and now being Law Enforcement. I have seen the worst/done of humanity since 2001.

im all for the CDC user.

thanks for your service user.

My mother filed taxes and stuff along with my name despite being NEET myself. Do I still get gibs? I'm filed under "parent dependent"

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No need to thank me(life tip, combat veterans hate that). You are welcome though.

And (((non-profits)))

Fuck you for your service.
Better?

I thank my father every year for his service during ww2, he feels the same but still feel the need to say it. Too many hate service members

Trump needs to shitcan Fauci though. Fauci's that guy you think you can trust because he looks smart and serious but every time you turn around he's trying to fuck your wife.

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ehh, for his paycheck plus my investments, I think I'd let him.

fyi euro futures are still up a bit.

Kind of. Fucking kike proxy wars.

I respect your father. He actually fought for something meaningful.

Jobless numbers come out Friday. Don’t get too comfy

I'm good with what I got going user

dude is old as fuck but probably still put me in a finger lock on the floor.