The Senate is back and it looks like they might even vote. C-SPAN2

>Blocks your bill

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isn't Pence allowed to break ties
also why can't they just phone in their vote, what if the entire senate is coronachan'd and nobody can vote

>martyrs your children

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thanks bud

When is the shit gonna start?

Cloture votes require 3/5ths of present voting senate members to proceed to hearing arguments (it's a mechanism to prevent filibustering)

Proof anything is actually going to fucking happen, or can I go back to bed? All either side does is fucking argue, none of them care about people that are dying anyways.

I think the VP can only break ties on final passage, not procedural stuff. And they haven't yet voted on a way to vote from off the floor so they HAVE to show up and vote in person. Poor things need an app we can hax0r.

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No proof anything will happen. But it does say they've reached a deal (at the bottom of the screen.)

see

Even so, this will just be another procedural vote, so they can vote again tomorrow. Or they might have to wait three days before they actually vote on the deal.

Thought it was 6 trillion?

Isn't it past all of their bedtimes?

Thanks dad

How much gibs do I get? Wen does my check arrive?

Luckily she can’t in the Senate.

Won't get it for April rent.

I got that rent paid I want to use it to buy weed and an ar 15. How much trump bux are coming my way?

Lol renters can get fucked. Now how much.

try to negotiate with your landlord.

If any of these people had brains they would have done this.
Keywords: For The Duration Of This Crisis

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It passed. Checks should start going out in the next 1-2 weeks

Theres no fucking sound!

Tulsi was the smartest one there all along, I knew it by Jove!

holy fuck they're pulling an all night must be serious pelosi is in her jammies.

Was it the GOP version or the Dem version that passed?

How much bitch

oh fuckng boy cant wait to see how low our trumpbux are next now? $50 gift card to Walmart for everyone! good luck!!!

I believe the other $4T is coming directly from the Fed.

They can't legally evict anyway.
Just pay when you get it.
Landlords need to quit being whiney faggots.

Wouldn't even shock me.

I thought the house couldn’t reach a deal ?

im proud of you son

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Don't forget to repay that low-interest loan, or else!

This is the Senate.

I need a hooker

WE HAVE A DEAL, GET YA TRUMP BUCKS NIGGA'S

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Dems will say climate crisis means chicks for ever

Panem et circensus

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TRUMP BUX

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Yea so who cares the house is where nuts are. If the house can’t agree, they won’t, this is meaningless

>chicks
Climate concubines when?

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I NEED MY TRUMPBUX RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW

I WANNA INJECT MY MONEY BACK INTO SOME VIDYA

PLEASE I NEED A SWITCH

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The House will pass it by a voice vote. There won't be any debate.

She so fucking was.

kek

Boomers trying to create a USA cryptocurrency?

forbes.com/sites/jasonbrett/2020/03/24/digital-dollar-and-digital-wallet-legislation-surfaces-in-the-us-senate/amp/

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Why are democrats so evil? These people need to be removed.

People will probably get it the second week of April, you can surely work out a deal with your landlord in that case...

Hope you get it fren

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Well, I get nothing. I was already out of work.

Isn't there some sort of "We don't negotiate with terrorists" powers that the president could use to force through neetbux in this time of great crisis?

Wait, we need to be unemployed?

Im not sure

thank u fren, i really wanna play luigi's boo

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Seriously if this ruins all my stocks before bell I will quit this bullshit, no I am not one of these hotshot put options all the way down motherfuckers riding on six figures just trying to make a fucking buck but if they drag Nike down 20 bucks tomorrow because of this fuuuuuck youuuu, at least the Trumpbux more than cover my losses

So that's it? No vote til tomorrow?

vote at 12.

Recession cancelled?

BRUMP TUCKS!!!!

That'll be another procedural vote. No vote on the actual bill until Thursday or Friday. And then the House has to do their voice vote thing.