/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2512 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

Here's your (you)

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daily remember this cursed land is fucked for good.

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HOLY SHIT JUST TELL ME ARE WE COMPLETELY FUCKED

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

IS IT GETTING BETTER?

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lolis

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>didn't build a gucci AR in time for the collapse
Fug all this money I didn't spend is gonna be useless

digitals and coronachan gets killed off by yellowhammers

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Is that N. Messonnier skank choking to death on
her own lung tissue yet?

Is the still pegging Frank?

>that one projecting slav in every thread

LA fag here. Getting a tad scared won’t lie.

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Just want to let the world know, The capital isn't the entirety of Mexico, the North is strong, we barely had people on the street today. If we go down is because of the stupid chilangos come mierda that don't take care of themselves. Fuck the god damn capital dwellers are worse than the chineese.

No it's getting a lot worse

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You wish

whats the original?

for this place being a pedo convention you're sure here a lot for someone whos so adamantly against it
also hang pedos

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Rate my new PrEP boys

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>loos using handstamps
>burgers using sanitizing guns
>China throwing AI at it until it goes away

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archive.is/ Lu9YY

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BEHOLD..............the average /cvg/ poster

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keep going bro

> The Underverse Awaits

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unironically a lot worse desu

>going out in public with foreign objects in your mouth, touching your face and wearing a surgical mask that isn't even effective prophylaxis against the virus, despite being a high risk population because of the AIDS
Absolutely based and suicidepilled

Wrong pic

Here is my new PrEP

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literally look at the numbers user. Look at what your government is doing. What do you think?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,867 (782) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Thailand 934 (4) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) India 562 (11) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +44 (+4) South Korea +100 (+6) India +26 (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Thailand +107 Venezuela +7 Honduras +6 Bolivia +3 Jamaica +4 El Salvador +4 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
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cuu?

>LA
You never had a chance.

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N O

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tfw no pidser

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Yea Brazil is fucked way harder with Bolognese in charge thinking its a hoax while coofing all over the country with his covid positive ass

Stay safe user, so many not taking this seriously still and spreading it.

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>he drinks soda
Never gonna make it

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What's it like to share a general with literal pedo's like ?

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Yucatan also will be one of the last bastions of Mexico, today we barely had people on the streets. The partial lockdown is working.

Just order delivery

>CocaCola
>Disappointed

Daily reminder:

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I want to commission Corona-chan art but I can't find a good artist.

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STOP IT!!!!!! THATS PEDO!!!!!!!

Chile is fucked too.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Australia (-3.32%) India (-1.73%) United States (-1.38%) Germany (-1.30%) United Kingdom (-0.18%) Switzerland (-0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) Taiwan (+0.98%) Hong Kong (+1.81%) Singapore (+2.29%) South Korea (+2.45%) China (+2.56%) Japan (+3.76%) Poland (+3.94%) Italy (+7.25%) Brazil (+7.74%) Spain (+8.31%) France (+8.44%) Netherlands (+9.05%) South Africa (+9.80%) Austria (+9.97%) Russia (+11.65%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-24%) Wuhan (-31%) New Delhi (-22%) Dubai (-17%) Moscow (-2%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-1%) Munich (+1%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (0%) Madrid (0%) Barcelona (-1%) London (-1%) Sao Paulo (-8%) Buenos Aires (-4%) New York (-15%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-11%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-12%) Houston (-8%) Mexico City (-51%) Los Angeles (-34%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m) South Korea (2m)

>FULL LISTS
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If you look atI am trash.

Internet connected thermometers?

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First documented case in history of a world leader pozzing his own country.

It's the 2hr window of the day/night when i can't

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This thread is being slid by glow niggers

What's the cutoff year for UD entries going from OK to complete cancer?

you in merida also?

this is how i feel. kek i don’t get what’s going on. everyone in this thread and everyone in the world is a faggot. especially this thread though.

not that bad considering you can hide posts
automatically hides their replies too so you dont even see people getting annoyed or posting more.
still think trannies and pedos get the rope

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ngmi

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Are these wednesdays futures? The fuck happened?

Hello newfriend, here's your (you) for trying to use reverse psychology. There's a an option where you can HIDE certain comments, like I just did to the post you reference.

whats with all those wrapped dog dicks? you weird bruh.

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There ya go

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shadman would be your best bet

MY FUCKING WORK EXPECTS ME BACK ON APRIL 4TH WITH NO MASK IM GONNA FUCKING DIEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'LL BE FIRED IF I WEAR A MASK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's Zero and I also have Pepsi Max. Gotta mix the Wódka with something. I don't buy sugary shit.

>shadman

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You do know that he only does what he wants right? He doesn't do commissions.

Well obviously there is widespread mental illness. How else do you purchase an internet thermometer

I hope he does her.

>b-but young people with normal health issues like cancer are dying too!!!
Happeningfags are pathetic

>shadman

Remember when /cvg/ wanted to cancel the super bowl?

Digits and Tom Hanks lives forever and makes Forrest Gump II.

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Y'know, Corona-chan lewds seem like they'd be right up his alley

*coofs loudly*

Yep

its pretty nice.

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guys

unironically where do I get toilet paper?

Wagie wagie back in cagie
All day long you coof and ragie
/Yuro/ comfy
/Yuro/ cool
/Yuro/ free from work and school
Wagiemutt is trapped and dies
/Yuro/ eats tendies and fries

uh

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Digits and Tom Hanks lives forever and makes Forrest Gump II AND gains the virus's powers.

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it's ironically getting worse. we are not currently headed for apocalyptic numbers just yet, but some undeveloped countries will be. hundreds of thousands dead in the US this year is my prediction.

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same as last

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Buy a bidet retard

yeah, isn't it beautiful? here is no healthy region.

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>spades

Dollar store for for some really cheap shit that might be in stock?

Alright lads. Is this virus getting worse? I keep hearing conflicting reports of it getting better, and also getting worse. I for one am hoping this gets worse as I want the world to take one step towards ending globalization, and the major step is getting rid of dependence on Chinese manufacturing.

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just as for extra napkins at any drive through.

stay mad you cuck

I tried, but I guess he's going to die.

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Digits and Tom Hanks gets reinfected and dies, and Forrest Gump II is made with Tom Cruise instead

>time.com/5805368/will-coronavirus-go-away-world-health-organization/?fbclid=IwAR3Sji59YhQtJYN3gBSqTgIxwiVwbjzoiP1jqhbB2F6QayV5ZPketnz3IdU
China prepping for a wave 2 confirmed.

It's absolutely getting worse. Some places haven't even begun to really get hit yet.

wow, corona really broke 400k today with some amazing results! Already showing signs to reach 500k?

We're still on an exponential trajectory

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Wasted digits! Fuk you euro scum!

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Wrong. twitter.com/thescalpeledge/status/1242608644572790785?s=21

I'm more of an Alexis man myself

My cousins live in Grand forks. My uncle lives on the Missouri River in South Dakota.

the numbers are only gonna pick up faster and faster, user. I predict close to 2 million cases by 4/20. Screencap this.

the ride has only just started.

Ordering delivery is basically total suicide unless you have an extreme decontamination procedure in place.

You have to remember, quarantined people, a huge % of which will be positive whether they get sick or not, had contact with a confirmed (or depending on how strict your countries' sanitary police is) a potential case. Never the less, these will be travelling to people, including quarantined, to deliver food. Some dumb retarded normie drivers will still make contact with them through the door, and not simply leaving it in front. Even if they leave it infront of the door, they usually have to touch doorbells, handles, etc, that quarantined (and likely pozzed) people have touched. So if an average delivery driver does 20-30+ deliveries in a day, and a large portion of those are quarantined,m you can assume every delivery driver is going to be pozzed, either symptomatic or a superspreader.

The first cases in Italy can be traced back to a Pakistani delivery guy for a Chinese restaurant who tested positive and was ordered isolated but kept delivering Chinese food anyways.

If you order delivery = you are infected 100%.

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I'll be fine, you're gonna be alright. The world will recover from this panic quickly and go back to business as usual, it'll be fine

It's a bunch of lies, the Chinese couldn't stand that the rest of the world had predicted the deaths so accurately so they decided to make up a new virus code to stop exposing them to the truth!

everything seems to be going fine so far. there aren't many cases here, yet. it's apparently very spread out in the state

tell them you have an immune disorder

Based and fuckedpilled. No guns, just girl legs on a man.

And you literally got home from the grocery store and dumped the shit on the ground. Too much tp, not enough food
No survival tools, your plan depends on plumbing and supply chains staying open, thus invalidating your plan.

I rate your prep 2/10.

dead forest gump

Just getting started

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twitter.com/RedPeruanaTLGB/status/1242527321522872322?s=20

>peruvian police is punishing people that disobey the lockdown with physical exercises
>liberals celebrate it
>but wait there is tranny there
>NOOOOOOOOO thats Homophobic , fucking cops, fucking MILICOS

mfw

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AAAAAA SINGAPORE WILL BE LOCKED DOWN THOS THURSDAYYYYY NOOOOO

Your ID id PED you pedo.

Alright, I'm done for the night. Catch you bros tomorrow.

Updated bins - pastebin.com/Re4PhreU corona

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Here is my theory about the cure for Covid.
Since Covid causes the immune system to go berserk and damage the tissue around the virus, the cure needs to tame the bodies immune system.
My theory is that HIV can stop the immune system from causing collateral damage to the cells in the lung.
A pro to using HIV to fight Covid is that there is a cure for HIV.

Corona chan will kill 6 million

This also happens to be a great way to ensure you go literally mad.

so, are you telling me that you're kinda new into that stuff?

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and every one of them will be burnt. seems I'll finally get the holocaust I asked for

Damn I thought you had it under control.

nothing burger

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>over 2000 fucking cases
Holy shit and this dude wants to do fucking nothing? Not even Pasta bros where this retarded.

all YGO waifus are appreciated, user. imagine having a card-game gf to make high-stakes bets with during quarantine. There's only you, her, two decks of cards, and 10 gallons of lube

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Is there an archive for all the Hazmat suit edits?

I cant they'll know its bullshit since they know my medical problems. I can lie and say I got sick but that will only buy me a month at best AAAAAAAAARRGGHHH

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just have a shit immunesystem lmao Go eat fast food and barely sleep. easy covid cure

Look at the fag who can't survive more than a day without some sort of social validation. Maybe weak faggots like you would, most who aren't faggot extroverts won't.

It makes sense but no thanks I don't want to live all my lfie with HIV. And there is no "cure" for HIV. You live all your life taking pills.

I'd impregnate both of them.

>This also happens to be a great way to ensure you go literally mad.

Wut m8?

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honestly i think it will be ok to order delivery once shtf a little more and people take it seriously. once we get to full italy mode and everyone is wearing masks (workers not working sick like they are now) it might be safe in SOME places to get a pizza or something every now and then. but seriously DO NOT order delivery now as people are not taking it seriously

It occurs to me that tranny suicides are about to get much more deadly.
>hospitals overflowing
>large portion of suicide attempts fail and result in the patient being in critical condition
Could be fun to keep an eye on as the situation develops.

That's interesting coming from an actual MD. keep hearing conflicting reports about what capacity hospitals are. As a healthfag myself, I know that neurotic healthy people will be doing a lot of the clogging up.

He’s fulfilling the prophecy of 15% death rate.

Fucking North Dakota. They're probably from the Res and cried racism or some tribal BS to escape. I bet they're shooting up meth in their wigwams right now while wondering where all their oil and casino money went.

God I wish that were me.

If you see any pedos in this board, post this pedobear pic.

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You are wrong mate, every case in Yucatan is in Merida.

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, ascorbic acid appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

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> had mail symptom started from 2 weeks ago
> finally they disappeared completely yesterday
> have to go out for grocery because supply was running low
> keep distance with others
> immediately all symptoms came back at night
fuck this i might as well be dead

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Checked

What people don't get is that Corona is growing at an exponential rate. From here Corona will only explode like an atomic chain reaction. The only thing that can stop it are the control rods in a reactor in our case quarantine. America will go back to the quarantaine model or Trump won't be reelected

Corona has surpassed the Hog! And its only growing stronger!

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Unlike the happening fags, I can assure that things will get worse for at least 2-3 weeks, but expect normal life to resume in about 2 months. Continue to quarantine and be safe and rational about your decisions and don't worry so much about these threads, most of them are full of schizos who wanna see the world end, or neckbeards who are embracing the social distancing because they've been outcasted for having foot fetishes. Things are okay user, they could be better, and it will be, but not before it gets worse.

Shut the fuck up. Norteños always thinking they are like first world country when they are absolute retards

The approach you're endorsing is extreme and not sustainable even by medics working on the frontline.

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Checked, seems Bolsonaro has taken the societal collapse pill

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Sauce?

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