Aus/pol - Fuck abc, sbs, smh and guardian edition

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>PM rules out UK model of wage guarantee

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>Corona beers banned in WA

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>Unions to riot if schools wont close

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>HSC still on in NSW

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>AnAl still has no charisma

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who else is rural /comfy/

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just got an apprenticeship how good

I WANT FUCKING GIBS.

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if a rumor on normiebook said that you get your 750 coronabux early if you log in to mygov and claim it, do you think it would crash the servers?

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what state? wanna let a cunt hunt on your land? will repair fences/trade leather goods/moonshine for some ferals to hunt

Rural SEQ checking in.

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this, good property to shoot on is priceless

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Reminder to use this chance for good lads.
You are going to be paid for 6 months of NEETdom.
Put together every infographic, video, and social media post you can of the Chinese scourge.
Everybody will be at home to watch it and they will be pissed.
You won't get a chance like this again.

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also whos drinking?

Whereabouts lad? Former Boonah boy here.

>"WE DIDN'T LISTEN

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Just remember to chin those CCP agents, even if you're unsure, just chin my lads. chin.

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i know, i only recently started hunting again and my options are very limited in SA, seeing as the guys property i used to hunt on sold up and moved

t.Bawkit

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Albanese might be worse than Shorten

Just submitted my claim for scomobux lads

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Guys whats going to happen when we recover and its locals vs immigrants for all the limited jobs?

laid off or just being a cheeky cunt?

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just received a government sms telling me to wash my hands

Toogoolawah, up near Wivenhoe Dam. Boonah is nice country, I've got cousins that live out at Mt Alford.

Watagan Mountains here

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now for the 3 month waiting period

No that was your mum

The Borketts are an Ipswich meme.

Wow.. I just listened to a local church's meeting to discuss the coronavirus and they explained how you zoomer faggots are acting out of fear like you always do. The old don't give a shit because they know they're going to heaven. You fags should be ashamed for shutting down the church and economy!

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>cant keep borders closed cause it will keep tourism wagies out of a job
>open borders means the same system abuse where employers hire foreigners so they can skimp on wages, keeping locals out of a job

same old same old

>afr.com/life-and-luxury/health-and-wellness/war-planning-begins-in-victoria-for-may-virus-peak-20200324-p54dg5

>"army has been sent to Shepparton to make masks as part of "war planning" ahead of an expected peak of the coronavirus by May or June."

>Victoria Police also launched Operation Sentinel on Tuesday to enforce the statewide shutdown and FaceTime calls to check those required to self-isolate are complying.

>"We are looking at this as if this is war, manufacturing things potentially in Victoria which we have never had a manufacturing capacity for," - Victorian Health Minister

>"Victoria's chief health officer, Brett Sutton, said they were planning for "millions" of Victorians to become infected, which means "hundreds of thousands per day" at the expected peak in May or June."

>"Australian Defence Force soldiers were deployed to help Australia's only mask manufacturer, Med-Con, near Shepparton this week to operate 24 hours, seven days a week."

>""We won't hesitate to do what's necessary. If we need to fly a chartered plane to pick up equipment we will," she said."

>"What we are exploring at the moment is local manufacturing capacity. We have already identified a place that's now manufacturing masks and I'm gratefully for the work the ADF is doing at that mask manufacturer in regional Victoria, in Shepparton."

>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-24/coronavirus-australia-live-news-covid-19-latest/12083914

>Defence activates emergency logistics and transport contract

>"A figure familiar with the plans, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, says current planning is only for "road and rail transportation at this stage" but said a C-17 transport aircraft could soon be used "for rapid transport requirements".

>"The ADF has assisted the coronavirus response already by assisting in the manufacturing of vital equipment like masks and hand sanitisers, but the immediate engagement of the contractor is a signal military operations are ramping up"

WHAT'S GOING ON LADS?

Are we really supposed to believe the ADF needs to war game and take over production of 'masks and hand sanitizer'?

Who is AGILITY LOGISTICS? A Kuwaiti company, suspicious.

Read between the lines. Are we transitioning into full police state mode? Or are we PREPARING FOR TOTAL WAR WITH CHINA?

south east SA

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>Hurrr I saw it on facebook and da video says shes arrested for spitting so it must be true!
It's a different lady in those videos you sped

>A New South Wales Police spokeswoman told Daily Mail Australia the customer was repeatedly asked to leave the store by staff and police.
>'She refused, and the 54-year-old woman was arrested and taken to Gordon Police Station,' the spokeswoman said.

Fuck me you're retarded...

So is the $750 an automatic payment on tuesday?

they're real and a meme

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I have 300 long necks to trade. what you got user?

Why isn't it legal to hunt chinks for sport?

Was that real?

footy is still on right? Im not working evenings anymore and I want to try and get a kick.

my asshole

I've been spending my neetbux on Hebrew courses from the local Moshe and he said it's the goys fault that lead other goys to their death, then we both laughed at Christianity together because he went on a tangent telling me that the bible was written by them.

Can I still hop on the NEETbux train if I work in aged care? I have a 10 week old baby so was thinking of saying to my employer that I can't work anymore for fear of her getting sick once shit really hits the fan. But it seems like one of the industries that if I become a job seeker that I will instantly get a job, I have no experience with centrelink help me bros!

good one

Mt Alford is lovely yeah. I'd like to be a country boy again but no drivers license fucks me. After this shit blows over I'm going to try and get one.

Hope things work out for you at Toogoolawah, hopefully you've got enough land to self-sustain if all this goes tits up.

We have an Army?

Who got weed in Perth? I got some tp and wet wipes to sweeten the deal

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They should completely purge all seek.com offers older than 7 days. it's still full of barhand/cafe worker shit.

south adelaide here, id absolutely love the chance to go hunt some ferals. as i said, willing to trade/work for the privilege. im also white.

if your keen, chuck me an email: [email protected]

if not all good

Reckon this guy has been coronaed?

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Because our economy relies on exported chinese cock

>FaceTime calls to check those required to self-isolate are complying
Jokes on you faggots don't have a webcam at all or a phone that will do it.

10x 1L Nelson County.

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are they going to backpay the coronabux?

You couldn't get a kick in a stampede. faggot

desu I didn't want to go on the dole, had heaps of interviews "paused until further notice". Pretty pissed cause I was gonna be making a lot fucking more than 1100 a fortnight

Aussie from Perth in Japan checking in

holy shit wagies are absolutely seething about neetbux increases lmao

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That doesn't surprise me one bit

The government is going to fund neetbux With huge fines on people breaking the distance law, This is the biggest transfer of wealth from normies too neets since 1917

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Checking in NSW Tablelands.

>Found the Chink.
Get the r fuck of our country right now insect.

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haha knicked

Do you work remotely there or do you have to get on the metro line with a thousand coofing gooks?

So funnily enough I got laid off a few weeks before Coronavirus hit the streets and got the chance to get my scomobux application and CRN in before the bum rush this week.

I made the application on February 16, and it still hasn’t been processed yet. Was lucky enough to get through on the phones on 8am straight away and they told me since it had been over 16 business days it would be classified as a high priority claim to complete. Any long term neets have experience with the turnaround time for a “high priority” claim?

And now you're a welfare scumbag, good job destroying our economy because you're a consumer retard who doesn't know the meaning of the word "savings".

Man, I got my forklift licence a few months ago, but ALL of those roles are asking for 2 years experience, which I understand, but how is someone meant to get their foot in the door? Nepotism?

We have a meme force and they're coming for your tendies

Also if you thought the distance law won’t be enforced there are so many more plainclothes police officers hanging around the suburbs

Have some remote work from my job back in oz , but have english teaching jobs so on the metro petri dish

just apply anyway, just like with women, if you dont try you will never know

Know someone who works inna forklift

was the same when I finished uni lol , entry level , 2 yrs experience .....righto

You're basically required to lie to get jobs. Bullshit your resume then when you turn up in person just be charismatic and say you bullshitted.

>After the news that Persona 5 Royal launched almost a week early in Australia, more publishers have followed suit, choosing to launch their games early today in stores.
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how about FF7 remake fags?

Yeah I saw some men hanging around a playground with concealed front holsters

>SEQ
>rural

Yeah fuckin right Toowoomba boy

Yes cunt do it

For manual labour and construction gigs the old mentality of dropping into places asking for work isn’t the worst idea. Fear automation for office jobs .

Gotten all my jobs through door knocking as a construction mgmt student , never bothered once with seek. Fucking gave up after getting a few interviews and realising they trim 200 applicants into 8 interviews, and what are the chances you’ll be the best out of 200 people? Gotta play the numbers and find someone that’s looking for people before they even officially advertise and fill the position. Good luck user

I have a one year gap in employment as well from 2018-2019, so I think I am fucked.

Bet you don't expect businesses or landlords to have "savings" though do ya, bootlicking cunt? Nah, you'll be fine with a bailout for those. Worthless kike (whether spiritual or literal).

>thousand coofing gooks
normies are starting to wake up about how filthy these cunts are, bring on more corona chan.

Ive been on neetbux since 2017 after a failed disaiblytbux application

How does this personally effect me?

I was about to apply for DSP again soon with new evidence from Clinical Psychologists of muh Autism Spectrum Disorder, but it seems like everyone and their dog is rushing to centerlink now.

If you're already on neetbux the changes will happen automatically

Job provider called me

Work for the dole cancelled until further notice and she said job search is fucked because there are no jobs anyway

>theredelephants.com
Literally who? Your own retarded article is using the bullshit Facebook video as proof.

Fucking retards like you man, try and exercise some critical thinking, yeah?

just say you were caring for your nanna, or you were traveling. or tell the truth.

a trick my mate used when he was need for 4 years was to only put the year you worked that job, not the months/weeks you worked there. its all about formatting your resume

you won't get on DSP anytime soon

seek and indeed are practically dead, sporadic jobs being added with 1-2 days in between

crazy times

Strawman harder, faggot.

IF push comes to shove, buy a sim card and just put down your number and be your own reference or get a friend to do it

HR are the biggest dumb cunts

So what proof would you accept faggot? Not videos, not articles - what?

Close, but no cigar. Try about 80ks NE of Toowoomba. Too cold up there for me.

Mate you sound upset. Cheer up cunt, things will get better eventually

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I have like 3 years worth of evidence from clinical pyschologists now.

Before they denied it because they said i didnt have enough evidence.

Cunts

any answer?

>Nepotism?
Not quite. You need someone reputable to back up your lies. Fortunately for me they didn't even call my reference. That was five years ago.

Answer my question ya little bitch. Do you or do you not support bailouts for businesses & landlords in all this? I mean, I know the answer already, but just go ahead. Fucking crab in a bucket cunt that you are.