bros how long is this recess in the Senate going to last? do you think they're trading intern blowjobs like POGs back there or something to cut a deal?
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Dude if they’re trading intern blowies they’ll literally all get the ‘rona. Only pence will survive. Maybe Mitch - cocaine probably kills this fucking virus.
Cooper Evans
Dollars are the global reserve currency. You can keep printing them without fear of inflation, because the world will keep gobbling up the excess supply.
Oliver Murphy
good, only thing that you can get at waffle house is live leak video of niggers fighting
Isaac Davis
By hurricane standards thats apocalypse mode
Elijah Morgan
>Muh racism blah blah blah
Are we going to suffer another four years of this or will they just accepted it? Really what actual point do they have now?
If the virus can stay on paper money, shouldn't you disinfect it before doing your lines and confirming judges?
Mason Green
>assuming theres a firm deal. She'll renege Thursday morning after the Senate passes it
Nathaniel Barnes
I wonder when the Democrats will see that Pelosi has failed to both stop Trump AND to bring the Democratic party together
Jackson Clark
As if white grievances aren't still grievances.
Andrew Kelly
>Dollars are the global reserve currency
Gavin Reed
>Bolsonaro going to destroy the world by doing nothing to stop corona we are going to see a 2015 tier refugee crisis coming from South America towards the US when this spreads throughout their shithole nations and probably mutates
Without bars open, Waffle Houses are useless. And they are the perfect places to catch diseases.
Hudson Reed
how about just a lil' *COOF* ? *COOF* *COOF* Lindsey Graham said I could stay. *COOF* It's part of his economic plan *COOF* to help Keep America Great! *COOF*
This is sad and a little surprising. They have probably the best disaster prep plans of any business whatsoever for basically all contingencies (no power, no gas, etc) and how to keep going. Must not have planned for Jews though.
Ethan Thompson
Are you suggesting it isn't?
Bentley Johnson
I guess the backlash was rough. That's what she gets for trying to take us hostage like that.
Joseph Myers
Waffle house isn't kosher and halal therefore its racist.
But user, this time it’s a True Republican (TM) saying it. That makes it true. He even worked for Mitt and Dubya!
Jackson Stewart
>You can keep printing them without fear of inflation, Complete nonsense. The dollar inflates significantly every year. After this $6 trilly we're bout to be sky high
Austin Jones
How can Coronavirus be real if Trump doesn't have it? He still shakes hands with people, he is still working in a closed room with a large gathering of people all right next to each other. If he doesn't have it, nobody will.
how is everyone in Bharat taking the 21 day shutdown also pls rebuild the Surya Temple in Kashmir thanks
Nathaniel Myers
>How can Coronavirus be real if Trump doesn't have it? Don't worry. Biden has it. That will be proof enough.
Hudson Lee
Why so they keep underestimating him? That smug arrogance they insist they keep always makes them eat shit in the end. They're so annoying and dumb anons.
>Tfw Biden STILL hasn't gotten a test yet despite coughing into his hands and sneezing Is he actually just going to drop dead?
Mason Gonzalez
Theoretically yes, but more studies are needed to confirm that. Also a potential confounder is that he does the lines out of a hooker’s butthole which may have an effect on virus stability. Unclear at this time.
Henry Mitchell
>NOT MY HECKIN SMOTHERED, COVERED, CHUNKED, DICED, PEPPERED, CAPPED, TOPPED, COOFED AND COUNTRY HASHBROWNERINOS!!!!!! yankees ont know what you mean
That fat cracker couldnt run a Casino. What makes you think he has the brains to navigate a pandemic?
Joshua Young
"Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke." - Xi Xinping
Discuss
Easton Sullivan
Is he really alive. >Dementia >Bloody eye >Can't remember his own name
Charles Carter
>only one kid needs glasses dude got cucked
Jason Perez
Christ that looks good.
Camden Campbell
bretty gud, everything still running the same, just way less traffic and offices are closed. all the shops/services are still ongoing. the only problem can be veggies since I only have a week of veggies with me. don't know what I'll do after.
Coronavirus has unironically lead to record lives being saved in Baltimore
Connor Thompson
>we didn't learn from Sandy Hook true, but not in the way the faggot that made the meme is thinking >tfw I only save lewd awoos for responding in /ptg/ >tfw I probably have enough lewds but I'll take yours as well
Weekend safety brief: don't cook bacon on a stovetop while naked. Yep, that's right. Never a nude wolfgirl! Japan has had fewer visits due to flu because of their quarantine. This is harming other diseases.
They will definitely happen. Senate democrats can only hold their moderate members together for so long. I guarantee this will be approved within a week.
Matthew Parker
oh damn, well lesson learned to always keep some vegetables growing indoors I'm sure you'll be fine, start rationing yourself to a meal a day now if you're worried Happy Gudhi Padwa
Adrian James
>the president of the USA is a lower title than dr these people are lost
Carson Long
Typical nigger behavior. Blame YT for being "racist". Imagine being so disgusting you need to prevent people from talking about hating you.
Carson Miller
>I'm legitimately considering suicide. Well if you can't put off those big plans til Friday or Sunday you might as well get it over with.
