/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2511 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

can I stick my cock between your thighs?

Already came in her once, like 4 nights ago

Well shit, I can't fight trips.

>Her pace builds up, rubbing your glans against the growing patch of precum on her skin.
>She breaks away, casts her head downwards slightly and stares directly into your eyes.
She moves her other leg next to hers and presses her thighs together, forming a valley.
>In which happens to rest your cock.
>She opens her thighs slightly, letting your member get swallowed up

EMPTY VEGAS STRIP STREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=0LYE669fbpU

>also known as "Pedophile general #2511"

If you're a regular poster here - consider picrelated

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Based.

Look at the picture it's a straight line, clearly linear.

Why does it have to be so messy, why is your upper body that of a mirin-bro and your lower body like a girl?

What are you doing bro ?

Oh...those legs look a lot less feminine in better lighting...Post a close-up so I can better inspect to make sure.

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20,000 DEATHS SOON

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>Excuse me excuse me excuse me...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Happening fags hyping this whole virus up
>Doesn’t even register in Japan or even Canada
Last “””happening””” I’m ever following. Thanks for wasting my time, fags.

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how many other viruses will be eradicated by the global quarantine. poor little fellas

You could always have more, but you really need to keep your stuff not so cluttered, you don't want to misplace something you need

This has to be fake hahahahahahaha.

Flexing on normies with PPE is the shit.

What's your decontamination procedure? How are you coping with not being able to shit in the street?

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>mfw no trumpbuxx because trump wants to reopen economy by easter
>gives trumpbuxx to Israel instead

I really hope all of you MIGA faggots kill yourselves, how could you ever be duped by such a blatant Jew? Congrats, you sold out the republican party and america at large to slavs and kikes

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is that supposed to be rei or earth chan?

My town just got put on curfew. Western WA by the way?

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Happening is cancelled
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Khokhol telling anyone to commit sudoko.

Crimea river bro

>that amount of sugary drinks
Enjoy dying of diabetes.

19 DAYS GUYS!!!
>19 DAYS GUYS!!!
19 DAYS GUYS!!!
>19 DAYS GUYS!!!
19 DAYS GUYS!!!
>19 DAYS GUYS!!!

Who else is excited the US is gonna be completely fine by Easter? Of course I can't participate, because we are gonna be busy containing the virus.

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LOG PLOTS BTFO

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T H I G H S

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You are an idiot, it is clearly at the very least a cubic relationship.

>2 months for 100k
>2 weeks for 200k
>2 days for 300k
>less than a day for 400k
what did coronachan mean by this

We condemn illegal acts against children.

New gif with 400K pls

lets see more of them thighs

I didn't mean to add the question mark

CoronaChan archivist here again lads.
post anything new that you've got for inclusion in the archive.
If you want something:
ask and it shall be given to you.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,867 (782) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) India 562 (11) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) United States +44 (+4) South Korea +100 (+6) India +26 (+1) Paraguay +10 (+1) Venezuela +7 Honduras +6 Bolivia +3 Jamaica +4…

>FULL LISTS
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seethe harder

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Who /comfy/ here?

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Is this real? The info legit? While US HW are already wearing improvised cotton rags and getting ill. Might cause some controversy.

cant wait for the second wave to hit

i will, but promise not to shit in it

FUCK THE SANCTUARY CITIES FOR BRINGING THIS VIRUS HERE!

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>inb4 le merchent on sells them for a profit

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past 400k now japanon
creeping up on 500k by tomorrow
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

No it's a straight line, look at the picture bro.

I hope this is legit

Lol you hadn't had an age of consent in law until 2018. Calm down taras

Reminder to protect your local bats

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why the fuck does everyone post so much lolis then, you cant be a pedo kike hater if you jack off to cartoon girls

dilate

Did you wipe it all down outside and decontaminate it, user? If not, you’ll be dead in two weeks. And do you always wear the exact same clothes indoors.

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Reposting from the other thread.
He said
>In my case, due to my past as an athlete, if I were to caught this virus, to me it would result in something less than a flu, just a little cold, so I'm not worried about catching it.

I GUESS it was his idea of something that would ease the panic, but it certainly isn't something a president should say when there are so many people in this country that are actually at a big risk of dying to this virus.
He does say that everyone must take care of their parents who are older, but at the same time he said that the economy must not stop.

No matter how you put it, it didn't come out right, he tried to mimic the Trump's speech but he forgot that the situation over there is different, we were just quarentined lots of people here are still only adapting to taking the measures of prevention and staying home, everyone is very reluctant of leaving their houses still, telling people that they need to go back to work NOW was insane.

And miss the greatest happening to ever happen? Not a chance.

Not being able to shit in the streets has given me PTSD, its hard bro but I will overcome this somehow.

DECON is lots of bleach water mix lol.

Then it wont work out bro, you know I must do it

Lads, the chinese are selling masks on facebook. This shit is definitely pre-infected. I'm absolutely shitting it now.

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I'm trying, I'm the Missouriposter from last thread and I'm feeling alright, watching some videos and shitposting before bed

My man. Coming right up.

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Memes.

Happening cancelled?

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>gun jesus inspecting a loli
toppest of keks

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Fukkin saved.

There is an inflection point near Feb 1. If you think that's linear, then bruh, you're just seeing what you want to see.

Heres the link to the page: FAKEbook.com/surgicalmaskcorona/

They're obviously lying about being an american company too, with their broken english.

>usa cases last week
>usa cases now
>>~53,000
what are the chances some anons are down with the virus?

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> Murica

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same reason i save pics of cats and apu posts
they are cute not sexual

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What you are saying is that you are becoming Indian ? Take the currypill bro

>he needs a law to remind his churka's and buryat's not to rape

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You don't need a high death rate, this hospitalizes people for a long while. Note the high rate of open cases, unresolved." An entire plant being taken out of commission is bad enough, now imagine not being able to determine when or how many it will happen to or the length of time it will stretch over. The US has clearly demonstrated in multiple ways they are willing to gamble it all over maintaining the economy, the same as china with sending everybody back to work. Our leaders are sociopaths who can't possibly relate to you. You were already a statistic.
>I doubt it gets bad
It is bad. Hundreds of thousands of people in my state are already laid off within the last two weeks and we aren't even a majorly affected state.

Anyone else think this is going to at the very least fuck up global relations? NGL, hoping for WW3 rn

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new poster just released by the WHO

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It's a Geezer/Fatass happening so no true happening.

No dude look at the picture.
Straight line = Linear growth.

There is going to be a lot of free real estate

Not from what I am seeing

>but wouldnt do again because DECON is too much work.
I can only imagine. Just think of the hustle there will be when you also need to worry about the coronavirus.

i need this on a shirt

lolis

No worries. Based Bolsonaro is getting ready to turn Brazil into Italy 2; Just a Coof Boogaloo.

That dick looks so fake, those blacks use a strap-on when filming their porn movies.

Stay safe fren. How is it there? LA here getting tense

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Fixed.

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smug lolis ≠ pedophilia, you should have been here long enough to know that by now. If not, lurk moar, and not just on Yas Forums

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Yes, I spray everything with isopropyl alcohol multiple times then wipe down before stocking it inside.

Yes pretty much, /fa/ is for /fa/ggots

>tfw we were set for WW3 and Aussie burning to the ground two months ago but all we got was a fucking virus

jealous cause you dont have gigachad BBC

>global retaliation
3 Navy members came up infected on a ship with 5000 crew. Lets see if the military even survives. We all know how the diamond princess went.

Why not just write whatever you prefer instead of asking us? It didn't sound like you were too into the retconned escape thing, so why give lame options?

Corona-chan reminds me of the laughing salesman.

If the treatment that India is going to use does not work here, the one with hydroxychloroquine, he is surely getting impeached.

Did the kiwi from before learn how to use a proxy?

>Say YES to the Salute
Based.

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This looks easily exploitable.

Because he has an "athlete's body" even if he gets it will be just a flu according to his non-existent brain.

He played dare with corona-chan.

Hey decon fags, remember you gotta let it air dry to be effective. If it's still wet after wiping you need to wait at least a few more minutes.

This looks too shitty compared to the normal posters they make to be real, do you have a link to prove this isn't a cheap edit

it's over

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please spread the poster around, I really want people to remain healthy

you're farther along than us here in austin, im wondering how things have progressed with yalls stay home order?

Checked for tiny black dicks.

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jesus christ those are the ugliest hands ever drawn
worse than autistic sonic OC

CONTAINED

>Not being able to shit in the streets has given me PTSD, its hard bro but I will overcome this somehow.

Did you try shitting in shopping bags? You can hold them against your ass and they create an air-tight seal, you will need TP though to wash your ass unless you have some Indian secret for decontaminating your asshole indoors. Then simply tie the bag shut, and launch it out of your window.

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I got the virus back in mid Jan and it was the mildest fucking illness with a fever included that I've ever gotten, was better in less than 48 hours. My parents were a bit worse off though, I honestly thought they were on their deathbed for a few days and it took weeks for my poor mom to get over her cough.

>khokol only thinks about raping

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It's only been 3 months and all this shit has happened, can't wait to see what horrors this decade will bring
>no military to fuck up post-collapse life
Very nice

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Tfw when no qt bunker tranny

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Just give me time.

>release bioweapon
>nationalize mask factories
>stop exports of masks
>tell overseas citizens to buy up all masks from other nations
>"OY GOYIM WOULD LIKE A MASK? HIGH QUALITY, YES."
Sneaky chinks.

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It's not straight though, it's cubic growth.

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>11 cases in my county
well shit.

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How about these, ya fucking retard?

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just treat lolis like background noise. or a filter actually

Some people pay for these life coaching services.

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>Freaking out over meaningless numbers
The more I wait the more exposed this virus becomes; a literal nothingburger.

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Is there an updated version of the coronachan breast expansion .gif?

He probably already has it. Most of his comitive has it, he said he doesn't but like all world leaders, they will never admit to having it.
Since he isn't displaying any symptoms, he probabaly feels like a god. His personal aide, General Heleno, a 72 years old military officer, has coronavirus and he is also 100% asymptomatic

that’s a fully developed virus girl you fucking idiot

fuck the Jews for making sanctuary cities

posted to my twitter. hope normies fall for it

go to sleep basedboy chink

Agreed. I think people will really start to understand when we get back to the way things were supposed to be. I regularly camp far north far away from big cities. Can't imagine the number of stars we'll be able to see after this. I hope its not mad max. I'm hoping for a Walden Two sort of future.

I can't wait for this to hit Mexico city.

19... wait, 18 days!

>woman's march parade is what killed Spain
Is feminism over?

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HOLY SHIT WE GOT A MASSIVE CORONA JAIL BRAKE? IS IT ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8148491/Manhunt-six-14-inmates-escaped-Washington-state-jail.html

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Somehow this makes me believe that they are downplaying it.

You cannot prove that Corona-chan is a child, she isn't even human. And in any case, child pornography rules explicitly don't apply to fictional characters

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that sounds horrible for your parents, hope they're doing okay now
and for you, do you feel fear for reinfection or do you think you could skate by it? your immune system sounds strong

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hopefully

I just love how unquestioning the NYT is about China's numbers.

No, I want the big titty corona chan gif with updated 400k pic

hahahahahahahah holy shit good job user

except in australia
based australia

I get the same feeling too

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look at the face of the last one and tell me that's not a child
if they can't arrest you - doesn't mean you're not a pedo

Sup boys! Ready for grandma to be denied a ventilator so some nigger rapist or illegal drunk driver can be kept alive???

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>can't wait to see what horrors this decade will bring
Gonna be one insane decade if this is how it starts lad

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The aussies are getting fucked in their government I heard.

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>why yes I do use the salute recommended by the WHO how could you tell?

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Based

Link?

How is Hong Kong doing? I heard they had a double dip of corona.

>You ponder her offer over.
>Feet? I don't know right now...
>she looks up to her left for a moment.
she wonders out loud while she rubs her thighs together, causing different sensations to play on your glans
She focuses back on you.
"I guess... your... thighs"
>You say with a heavy breath.
>She smiles and shows off her two teeth at the corners of her mouth.
She relaxes her grip on your hands but letting go completely.
She squeezes her thighs together and moves them in a slow motion backwards and forwards.

Well, I just wanted to give you guys a bit of interaction. My bad.

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Oh no, in the part of Texas where I live everybody's friendly as fuck. We won't be hearing many gunshots, but I'm hoping it'll be a pretty comfy happening regardless
>mfw firstborn son
It wasn't supposed to go this way god damn it

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it isn’t a child. It’s a badly drawn crunched together chinawoman. A proper face would make that picture 19x better

>not using the Pence bump

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>illegal drunk driver can be kept alive???
Yeah, I'm ok with people who commit a misdemeanor being allowed access to healthcare.

there any more of those?

And just as we always feared, it took us down with it.

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Not my problem. Anyone still leaving their homes at this point is an idiot. I warned my family. What they decided to do with the information is up to them. I'm not dragging idiots into the future with me, they'll just be a liability.
>what do I do user?
>what should I buy?
>omg I'm scared?
>am I sick?
>I bought this bullshit I didn't need online and don't feel good now
>Lol, gonna use this opportunity to travel for cheap and lick toilet seats
Okay die.

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What's going on in Iran? They've maintained roughly 120 deaths a day for a week.

fug I wanna cuddle this version so fucking bad.

Michigan gave up on criminals a month ago.

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Bro we dont talk about secret weapons here. Have you atleast organized your stash

ALSO

POST TITS ALREADY

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Different colors of nipples, backgrounds, etc. All the same drawing however

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>Well, I just wanted to give you guys a bit of interaction. My bad.
I know, and I appreciate it... But user, we're retarded. If we were any good at storytelling we'd be writefags.