Does this whole "shelter in place thing" make millennials realize how fucking usless and incompetent they are...

>millennials
Zoomers user, the word you're looking for is ZOOMERS

>instant oatmeal
what the fucking shit is that even supposed to be. You take oats and milk (and whatever) and put it in the microwave, let it sit for a while and do it again. done. why would anyone need special (instant?) oats. are they pre-fried already or fucking what.

Jokes on you, I'm 30 and worked dead end food service my whole life. I can cook much better than the average boomer male.

They're pre cooked by steaming and dried. Pretty comfy actually since you can make it by just adding boiling water from a kettle.

No chance they are mostly a lost generation. Generation Alpha will start anew.

kek who do they even?

>boomers think they can cook when the most complicated recipe they can make is a grilled cheese sandwich

The difference is boomer males have wives and you are alone.

millennials are equally retarded, don't flatter yourselves. zoomers are at least self-aware.

still stupid. ordinary oats probably just cost a fraction of your fancy prefried instaoats.

Zoomers are slightly better from what I’ve seen.

Means I can live on my supplies for twice as long

dumbass no-cook retards exposed when removed from their service-centric ecologies ahahaha

truly, fuck hypercapitalism and fuck globohomo

How's your 401k mate?

What is it? An omelette?

How hard is cooking, seriously. My parents never showed me anything and I rarely look anything up unless I want to do something special.

>chop shit up
>fry/bake/whatever until cooked
>add sauces
>eat

Why do people act like it's fucking magic, literally dumber than cavemen who could competently roast whole animals.

Haha what a useless whore.
It's fat too, that tranny has absolutely no function in this world it should just kis.

>be born in 80s
>when UK was still somewhat based
>properly educated
>can cook stuff I like to a reasonable standard
>capable of working, saving, investing
>no vices
>not gay/onions/pronouns
>into collecting passports

and then I look at people born basically any time after 1992 and just cringe at the fucking state of them all.

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The only thing you need to know is how to boil water and you can make a meal. If it doesn't taste good that's on you. Really not that hard

And when you die your line dies with you.

nice trips.

apple cinnamon instant oats are really good

Why would you do it that slowly
> female reflexes
Oh.

That's a good story Pranav.

MIllennials were raised on Ritalin and standardized tests

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>Why is it sitting on a plastic lid.
So that he doesn't have to clean it up after the photoshoot and free upvotes.

That's actually 90s looks like from the clothes, so Millenial.

indeed
>kid
>go outside
>have friends
>play sports
>ride a bike
>go into town for snacks or games
>don't wreck the place because white like everyone else
>no internet until teenager
>mobile/cell phone same. cost a fortune so you didn't fucking glue yourself to it
>vidya was based NES through to PS1

these days? what a bunch of maladjusted retards. see them at work all the time. can barely do an 8 hr shift without having an "anxiety attack" or crying about their autism

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Same exact price.
Yeah weird I know.
Grots also come in instant and none instant varieties. Same price.
The difference in cook time is like maybe a hundred seconds. I do not understand it.

Millenial here
Me and wife love to cook and are using this working from home deal to learn even more recipes

Roasties can't cook

I bet this faggot is morbidly obese

>Varsity jackets are so 90s
wat

Cooking is easy. If you can't cook a simple meal you are probably brain dead.

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hmmm, maybe I need to do some oatmeal research by myself.

Governor of Hawaii just issued the shelter in place "order" and I'm reading it. Says basically
>Shelter in place unless you are an essential worker
>or if you work in health care, food, services for the homeless, the media, gas stations, banks, hardware stores, maintenance workers, businesses providing mail and more
>or if you work in a hotel
>or if you have to go get supplies
>or if you have to walk your dog
>or if you want to visit friends or family
>or if you want to go jogging or surfing.
>doing other outdoor activities is also permitted
>the city buses will also still be going so you can take those too
>also if kids have to go back to school they are exempt from this too

WHAT A FUCKING MEME!

Basically amounts to nothing. The list of exemptions is longer than the list of don't-do-dats. Just spreading more fear.

>microwave

There is no way people are this dumb. What the fuck am I watching?

Good idea. Something's up with that market. Makes no goddamn sense.
Also I meant grits.

>There is no way people are this dumb.

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Not having a cell phone forced you to actually interact with people. I'm introverted as fuck and even I force people to stop TXTing me. Millennials act like I'm imposing by actually CALLING THEM instead of sending a TXT. WTF is wrong with these people?

Surely he's just pretending to be retarded, right?

I did that once, but I was like 11 and making kraftdinner in a frying pan because he lazy mother hadn't done any dishes...

I suppose single mothers are good for teaching children how to take care of themselves. Although the quality of that self care might be debatable.

to be fair some microwave stuff results in shit like this happening.

The nicrowave macaroni and cheese i eat will overflow every time if you follow the instructions. You must develop your own method for cooking it.

How to cook White Rice
>Put 2 cups of rice in a pot
>Put 4 CUPS of water in the same pot
>Add Knorr's Season, about 2 spoonfuls
>Cover the pot with the lid
>Put it on VERY low heat
>Wait about 10 minutes
>Grab a small knife
>Take off the lid
>Make a small hole with the knife reached all the way down to the bottom of the pot
>Make sure there is NO water left
>If there is some water then repeat this process every 3 minutes
>When there is no water in the bottom then your RICE IS READY
>Grab a fork and slowly stir the rice thoroughly
>Cover with lid again and let it cool down for 5-10 minutes

>ENJOY WHITE RICE WITH YOUR SALMON, CHICKEN, BEEF, ETC.

And that's just the most basic style, there is also

>Yellow Rice
>Red Rice/Mexican Rice
>Rice with chopped Winnie Sausages
>Rice with different meats
>etc. etc.

Millenial and Zoomer females are fucking SHIT and are fucking worthless, they don't know how to raise children or keep a fucking homestead

WE ARE FUCKED

This triggers me. I make ravioli from scratch and cook fresh bread every 3 days. I made stuffed sauerkraut stuffed cabbage on the stovetop tonight with kielbasa and bacon lardons for dinner tonight. These ppl are retarded. Im fucking fit as fuck too because I never fucking eat out and don't let my family eat out. I make my own cherry cordial as well. Im in my 20s and I can do this shit while also caring for 2 toddler age high energy boys.

>or if you work in health care, food, services for the homeless, the media, gas stations, banks, hardware stores, maintenance workers, businesses providing mail and more
>or if you work in a hotel
These are essential to keep things running in prolonged isolation

>or if you have to go get supplies
>or if you have to walk your dog
sensible

>or if you want to visit friends or family
>or if you want to go jogging or surfing.
>doing other outdoor activities is also permitted
>the city buses will also still be going so you can take those too
>also if kids have to go back to school they are exempt from this too
now here is where they went retard

10 minutes isn't even enough to heat 4 cups of water up you fucking liar kek
Not even on High.

The cabbage was stuffed with beef not sauerkraut

>2 cups
thats alot of rice
why do you need so much rice?

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Wow.. I just listened to a local church's meeting to discuss the coronavirus and they explained how you zoomer faggots are acting out of fear like you always do. The old don't give a shit because they know they're going to heaven. You fags should be ashamed for shutting down the church and economy!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=5jeVnqsmAnc&t=

Sperm banks are a thing.

yeah it's easy as fuck

>knorr
Okay wetback. Also thats not WHITE rice if you add knorr. These faggots need red meat.

That guy doesn't know how to cook rice.

Wash until water runs clear
Soak for 30 minutes
1:2 rice to water ratio
Boil your water, dump in rice
Reduce to low heat, cover, fuck off for 20 minutes
Your rice is done

That sure as hell ain't 90s concrete.

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No, they'll just give up and go cry about it on twitter like every other problem in their pathetic excuses for lives.

Just pour some boiled water into a bowl with oatmeal. It’s instant oatmeal

This event has made me more useful than I have been in the past 5 years.

Now that's more like it.
I go for 15 then turn the heat off and let it sit for 5, just what it says on the bag. But 20 on low will definitely work, you have to adjust for your conditions and amounts, as you clearly know, Chang.
See I don't hate all Chinese.

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You don’t always need to wash rice pure. Maybe if I was making rice balls or sushi

how to cook rice:
Step 1: Place 2 cups of store bought chicken broth in a pan
Step 2: Simmer for 15 minutes to reduce
Step 3: Turn up to high and wait for boiling
Step 4: Place 1 cup of white rice in the pan
Step 5: Stir it in
Step 6: Look at it for about 5 seconds and nod approvingly
Step 7: Place a lid on it and lower heat to the lowest end of low
Step 8: Take it off burner for a couple minutes to let the burner cool down to said lowest of low heat if you are using a small pot else it might boil over
Step 9: Place it back on burner, let it sit there for 20 minutes
Step 10: Place rice in a bowl
Step 11: WASH THE PAN
Step 12: Eat rice

Really you mean it was poured before the 90s? Huh wow.
>this picture is me when I was younger
>well shit every picture is a picture of when you were younger
>imagine if you had a picture of you when you were older
>hey, let me see that camera

someone call Ramsey

If it's enriched cheap white rice, you should just let it be sticky, the dust is the actual vitamins fortified into it. It's a powder.

You can eat rice dry. Gooks did it in viet nam all the time. Still do for all I know.

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Chinks don't wash their rice, that's a street shitters thing. But I'm a former 6 figure Wendy's chef

Aka dont go outside unless youre poor. If you're wealthy stay home and do job on your company funded computer. Everyone else work so these people can stay home

this. thats why a good third of us hit our 20's already on heroin/meth.

all but one of the ritalin kids I went to elementary school with are dead now either from ODing, or doing other addict things like getting killed trying to rob their dealers competition for one hit.

Even he's been on a revolving door lifestyle in and out of rehabs since he started skipping in grade 9 to get drugs.

During the peak grocery buying, all the bread was gone. Good thing the flour wasn’t all bought up. Once you bake your own bread, you really can’t go back to store bought.

I've even just mixed it all together and let it sit in the sun for an hour while camping. Oats are hard to fuck up.

You need to convert the rice first otherwise it is no more nutritious than wood. It is literally wood.
You have to convert those starches, you gut bugs can't do shit with it.
>thinks rice is just 'dry'
what a dummy you are dummy

Exactly this. Especially if making a risotto. Dont wash the rice.

>omgggggg Kelly lets make some food for the ‘Gram!!!!!
>ohh yeah uhhhh well lets see uhhhh
>ooohhh tortilla espanola!
>whoa that sounds fancy and like super fancy and high class
>omg I bet Kim K eats that for breakfast
>okay like so like we have to “flip” it?
>like how do you know if an egg is even cooked like omg
>wow fuck Drumpf I cant believe he did this to me

FFS Instant Oatmeal. Grab bowl, open packet, dump packet into bowl, fill bowl with water till oatmeal is submerged right below the top. Microwave 1:30 and then stir. HOW FUCKIN HARD IS IT?

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Washing and soaking it is a street shitter thing, I just prefer it that way compared to the way chinks do it.

I don’t know if this Twitter/Reddit nigger “everyone clapped” fake shit, but I know there are people like this, who can’t even cook ramen on the stove. I’m a fucking neet, I don’t even spend much time cooking but I probably cook better than most girls nowadays (barring the ones that have cooking as a hobby, have known one such girl). It’s so simple and there are careered salary people who are less useful than me outside of their professional niche. At least I can do yard work and cook my meals. I ain’t an outdoorsman hunting my meat, crafting furniture from trees I’ve felled, but I’m suddenly feeling like less of a waste of oxygen. Just slightly.

Thats the absolute truth. Especially if you get comfortable with baking bread and start adding herbs and roasted garlic etc. It makes store bread seem depressing.

Just like rice, you have to convert those starches in the oats.
God you people are dumb as fuck.
Yeah you can soak water into it, it may even get soft.
But unless it's pre-cooked, nyou have to cook it or it won't give you any nutrition
>imagine being this ignorant of chemistry and food.
Bunch of ignant MIllenials and Zoomers proving they don't know shit about food kek

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Absolutely not. They're products of their own hubris. Anything that goes wrong is not their fault

rice is best al dente

you mean amerimutts, right?
look at this:
obviously an amerifat fatfuck

no, it makes me think that q predicted this

Yeah this has to be “and all my roommates clapped” type shit. But I know there are retards out there that couldn’t boil salt with the aid of an instruction manual.