This quarantine shit is fucking stupid

This quarantine shit is fucking stupid

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agreed user I’m starting to get suspicious

no you're stupid

#StaytheFucKHome
#AloneTogether

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Agreed. Go and lick as many chinese tourists as you can and then go and sneeze on the cashier at every chink business in your city.

I was too but now people I know irl are being effected.

1 is nurse..says she took care of 2 cases at her hospy but there were more and that 20 were suspected waiting results plus atleast another 20 need test prolly pos...myrtle beach sc
2 high school friend from way back in NY had uncle die in Miami

confirmed non hoax

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You never leave your room anyway, OP.

The purpose of the quarantine is to slow the spread of the virus because the healthcare industry failed to prepare for the virus, and doesn't have the capacity to handle the number of sick otherwise, you are going bankrupt because the hospitals didn't want to pay for enough ICU beds and ventilators to care for the sick that they knew was coming for months.

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better than infect the whole world

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Uh oh youre projecting again sweaty

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you're not wrong but it's going to get stupiderer before it gets smarterer

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So refuse to comply then virgin

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>family keeps calling saying must be hard being quarantined alone
>dont realize this is how it always is, just no one calls

The worst part is that normies will invade our games and our spaces online

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The mantra of "We must flatten the curve" is like "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction" or "Assad is gassing his own people" or "most of the world is going to be underwater soon." Dr Wolfgang Wodarg is calling the coronavirus an outbreak of mass delusion and panic. youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI

1) Dr John Ioannidis, Prof from Stanford University, points out that the only true case-study which we have of the coronavirus shows a death-rate as low as 0.05% and that generally the data has been insufficient.

statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

2) Nobody dies only of the coronavirus: 99% of those who die with it have comorbidities, and the average age of death is 80. People are simply flooding into hospitals to die there who ordinarily would have passed away peacefully at home.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

3) Doctors and nurses often go into isolation for 14 days for fear of spreading the virus, causing shortages of staff.

4) Italy, the cause celebre of the overwhelming of medical infrastructure, had an outbreak of tuberculosis before this all began.

lewrockwell.com/2020/03/bill-sardi/italy-is-second-country-with-coronavirus-outbreak-preceded-by-a-tuberculosis-epidemic/

5) Panic about the virus causes many to flee from cities into the countryside, overwhelming resources in areas which are ill-equipped to handle a large volume of people.

As Dr Wodarg says, the way this works is, first you manufacture a contrived pandemic by intentionally testing everybody who is ill for coronaviruses. Then you inflict tyranny on the general public, who, owing to media panic-mongering, actually beg for it. Finally, like Italy and China, you stop doing the tests, and claim that your authoritarian measures have solved a problem which you created.

Quarantine is communism official trailer.

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Digits confirm

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Hospital execs are parasites.
>Best health care in the world

yeah this shit is fuckin dumb

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I have no idea what is happening.

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maybe this was the first outbreak of... a MEME VIRUS

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I'm wondering what Boy Band member will finally score with Greta Thunberg. You know its gonna happen.

It doesn't affect me, I wasn't going outside anyways.

I'm cozy, self emplyed, and my city is amazing with less people around. Let the quarantine continue

A viral meme perhaps?

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And then we get microchips injected into our bloodstream, because for some reason we didn't immediately arrest the guy who publicly admitted that he was going to do it.

Total meme virus

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Checked.
Agreed.
The dumb is leaking out of DC and infecting the world.

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>effected
3rd world shill detected

>not enjoying working from home
Eat shit wagecucks, this is paradise

yes
prophylaxis is much better

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We're being cautious because Europe just shit it's guts out. Russia and China are lying and Africa and South America don't have a clue what's going on.

Ma ha lahk ee ayy mak a lock key ohh...

>I'm cozy, self emplyed, and my city is amazing with less people around. Let the quarantine continue
i know right, i feel like the omega man.

Flatten the curve

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>hospy
Are you a 12 year old girl?

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>.00002 gatescoin has been transferred to your FEMAchip

It's mostly the poor olds.
We're just doing this for hospital space.
Believing the lies.
Quiet before the storm.

Reverse satan confirms

>at her hospy

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Don't get your hopes up user

>It's mostly the poor olds.
Only the rich cunts in my country have gotten it.

It is.
But if Trump opens everything up too soon and shit hits the fan, he won't win a 2nd term. He's gotta play a smart game here.

begone shill

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Well, imagine you have a 20 bullets capacity revolver. Would you play Russian roulette with it? Would you play Russian roulette with your relatives too? That is the equivalent of catching coronachan with its 5% death rate and spreading it.

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The lockdown is gayer than the big gay pile.

QUARANTINE NOW

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>believing the official line this hard
user, I....

fuck you, that deserves at least some bitcoin.

did you not notice that this all started right after the impeachment saga ended and (((they))) lost?

Probably because in Peru only the well off have the money to travel outside of their village.

If we had a real leader he'd tell the rest of the world to chill the fuck out and they'd listen. But we have Trump, so...

I bought a house last year. I never go out anymore, haven’t been to bars since I was 24 and I’m 28 now. My company had us start working from home almost 2 weeks ago. I just work then play video games with my buddies after. I don’t mind it at all. I haven’t really been using social media so idk how everyone else is handling it

>he'd tell the rest of the world to chill the fuck out and they'd listen
In what world would any country listen to the US?

It doesn't, though.
Fake money for fake beliefs about a fake crisis.

Hospitals worldwide maintain enough critical care beds to handle AERAGE caseloads and generally have to improvise on the very rare occasions when something really big comes along.

Someone from my work died today

yes, plan C was to manipulate the sample size and testing methodology to make the flu look far more deadly than it was and pin it on Trump, because he fired the pandemic team.

winch explains why the Democrats are playing games with our grocery money. imagine being so ass mad about Trump you cause 6 trillion dollars of economic damage to a country.

your workmate just flew over my house

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I've isolated myself since 2017. Normies going crazy over not leaving the house for even a week. Being a hiki is a fucking precious life skill, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
If I was in prison and they threw me in "the hole" alone for months I wouldn't even mind. I prefer thinking over talking to other people anyway.

They knew this was coming for months, but did nothing to prepare.

Kick me KIKE me
Anyway you like me

39 years and counting. They can throw me in the hole for the rest of my life.

you'll see after we keep our economy rolling that the bet will pay off

The US is now in line to defend the dollar hegemony for another 100 years

Nothing's open, m8. Personally I've still been going to the park to go jogging and swim in the river.

So you hear about a new virus circulating in Wuhan and three months later your local hospital suddenly has 100 new ventilator equipped critical care beds plus accompanying medical staff. Happened nowhere, ever.