JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>US is going to have it a lot worse if trump lifts the quarantine
What quarantine? US doesn't even have one. This shit is going out of control.

But muh economy

Italy tests for corona after people die. As in some people are dying, and also happen to have the virus. But they didn't die FROM the virus. It's why their stats are skewed. Mortality rates in Italy haven't gone up.

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Kek. Mailing you a box of coofs

Huh, It’s almost like the populations of Italy & The US are different or something.
Geez whiz.

Fucking retard.

We don’t have a federal quarantine, not even all states and municipalities have enacted them

It's already contained in Florida despite the liberal screeching

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>USA human radius id 4-6 feet

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there have not been 6000 deaths in italy.

have there?

This
>be 80 year old with bad heart
>go to hospital with coof
>diagnosed with Chinese flu
>die that night from heart attack
>Chef Boyardee writes COVID 19 as cause of death

Yea but Italians are disgusting

This seems like a special circumstance that wouldn't make up the majority or deaths

oh, I just love "find the difference" pics. give me a sec, I'll find it

There never was a quarantine or lockdown in the US. Some states and cities did their own thing and that's it. There's going to be a shitload of dead Boomers and orcs by the end of summer.

Kek

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Most Americans don't even qualify as human, so human death rates are even lower than that!

>looks down at torso
yep!

Ah, my Chinese friend, I see your data is outdated. It’s closer to about 7 and a half feet as the average American is a horizontal oval.

WE ARE GETTING FUCKING JUSTED.

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Not cool.

>people eating this shit up
>you can literally see the US chart starts later than the Italian one
>people still eating this shit up
Well done OP, your not clever but I guess if shit bait works why waste the time and effort making it realistic

>uses USA proxy
Makes fun of USA in a very boomtastic manner.

italy is 2 weeks ahead
over 6k dead in us in 14 days

You know the US population is much larger right?

inb4 fat joke

Are you stupid

This user was not fooled. The US is following the same path and the same time frame as Italy. The US isn’t fairing any better.

The U.S. curve is only 1.5 days flatter. Italy just had more cases already on March 9th.

When Italy imposed lockdown, they were where we were yesterday. We'll get a few thousand dead too in two weeks.

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Rate of increase has nothing to do with population. It’s adjusted for per capita. Nice try though, you can sit the fuck down now

no, but you might be

Ah wash mahself with a rayg on a steeuck, hyuh hyuh hyuh

Wrong.

Thank you trump for your get rebuttal, very cool!!

It’s total deaths over time. Population has everything to do with it. Italy is a far denser nation with china-tier eating habits and bad genes. Why do you think NYC is doing so bad? Italians, high density.

Dude you moved the line past the x axis. Larp.

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Living up to your flag

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Except NY apparently, because fuck NY. Most normal places in US would be fine just by closing schools.

how can Mario even compete?

kek... but seriously, it's 4-6 feet beyond that. Our heads are easily 10 feet from another person at all times.

There hasn't been a curve flattening in US history

absolutely based

>china-tier eating habits
this is over the line

Its the most populous place on the continent nickard.

>China tier eating habits
No user, not even close.

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/

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I need my Trumpbux to ease the pain of knowing I'm going to die

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Bingo

Kek.
Damn fatties

God hates Italy confirmed.

not gonna sit here and argue like it's plague, but being fat and a smoker doesn't cause pneumonic death retards

Oh look not that many

Aussies still got it!

St Luis during the Spanish flu

They literally came out and said that they fudged the numbers
>die from a sucking chest wound
>also happen to have kungflu
>yep chalk it up to batsoup blues

boomer social distancing radius is as close to possible I don't go out anymore because of this.

I wish St. Louis would be flattened with an atom bomb

wait, we have a quarantine? I didn't even know, shit I've been working 60 hours a week.

Don’t misinterpret this graph to mean we are doing better. We aren’t. Italy just had a head start. Our curve will look just like theirs in a week’s time.

Just because your fucking wrong about something the solution isn't nuking

just don't be a fucking retard.