>P-please stay indoors...
>W-we don't want t-to give you a t-telling off...!
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Brit/pol/ - tThe Absolute State of Are Police Edition
Carson Butler
Easton Reed
Just got a message from the UK Gov telling me to "stay at home" LOL
(still have my UK sim in my dual sim phone)
Angel Gutierrez
Lycamobile is pisspoor paki set up, bin it!
Parker Jenkins
Kill pigs, kill!
Wyatt Nelson
it was pretty shit (the internet speeds)
Didnt know what company to get when i landed in London. Needed a number to hire a car. This was in the vending machine near the car hire place.
Later learned EE is apparently the fastest 4g
Anthony Cook
There aren't any rules in force. You can still do whatever the fuck you want. Worst the fuzz will do is give you a stern talking to.
Ethan Walker
pretty sure that's incorrect lad.
they can fine you.
But good luck getting me down here bobbies ;)
Oliver Martin
Was getting booze last night, raghead was telling me, fuzz was asking to report any booze buyers etc...
Laughed
Jordan Taylor
Its gonna get nasty real quick.
Joshua Brown
LARPing apart, what's the plan in the long run? Seriously, going bit mental already, what's it going to like in few weeks time?
Nicholas Anderson
We are 2 weeks behind Italy, and less prepared.
Luis Hernandez
First to call on niggers for looting
Zachary White
Should've gotten crossbow
Angel Wright
Had a very unsatisfying coom lads.
On the one hand it lasted a fair while but on the other I felt like I didn't get it all out.
Charles Reyes
I bet it was tense
Elijah Brooks
The kitchen roll almost got too full.
Parker Myers
waaah
Brayden Collins
I've got crossbows.
Ethan Hernandez
Are you sure, you aren't a queer by definition?
>JPG.test inserted
Post what do you see first
>Dick
>Benis
>Knobb
>Jew
Isaac Ortiz
Noice, post specs and proofs
Any kills yet?
Hudson Sanders
Now then. Looking forward to thunder road. Don’t breath cooties.
Grayson Cook
I saw Boris first, didn't notice the dick until I read it.
Anthony Price
How do you get them to fit in your bum. Are they telescopic?
Angel Butler
Do bongs need a license to go outside now?
Jaxon Peterson
Feel bad for you
You are gay and a jew sympathiser
KYS for the better
Luke Johnson
Yes, we is based!
(You) will be kill soon
Andrew Reed
the bloodeh flow-urs bloodeh die
Asher Smith
Makes no sense mate, I came to mind control hentai with big tits.
Connor Campbell
Trump wants all Christians dead on Easter.
Chase Reed
Pretty sure they dont have the powers to fine people yet
Isaiah Jackson
it is sweet and honourable to die for our nhs
Landon Flores
>Be Boris
>Last Cabinet Survivor of World War Flu
>98% of UK dead
>Resorts to Yas Forums for ideas to rebuild the UK
>Gets called a Jew
Alexander White
>pls come in and volunteer to clean up the hospitals
If I could guarantee those hospitals were by and for natives, I'd do it in a heartbeat. But they can't really expect people to commit sudoku just to make sure Ahmed has a clean pillow.
Asher Adams
The country would be a better place if they listened to us.
Benjamin Hernandez
Think we'll pass 10k total coronavirus cases today? We had almost 1500 yesterday. I think 2k today wouldn't be that far-fetched.
Anthony Turner
this but for jocks
James Taylor
This is what Yas Forumscels actually believe
Jace Flores
Hi bongs
Isaiah Morris
Jew in denial detected
Gavin Anderson
just coomed and it smelled like a belvita soft bake
Carter Jones
LOL at CabinetMeeting.jpg
I swear the Aus glow niggers are passing on my advise to PM.
>I say something on Aus/pol/
>Next day it was being announced as policy
Happened at least three times since this corona shit started.
Just make me Führer already.
Elijah Walker
>Can't wait for the housing to dip
>Don't want to get coronachan, my balls are too precious
Choose one
Julian Bennett
>no shitskins
Automatically better.
Robert Kelly
Easter is just a holiday to buy and share ratty chinese goods here anyway. He might be doing us a favor.
William Bennett
200.000 years of evolution
Gabriel Reed
Oi, you got a loicense for that sunbathing m8
Logan Bell
Don't respond to memeflagging jew cancer
It's happening lads!
>dailymail.co.uk
Andrew Sanders
I think the UK's deaths will be the biggest per capita in Europe.
The UK hasn't take the lockdown to the respiratory aids very seriously.
In lost of other countries you have to send a text to the government to go out.
If you're found outside with a text from the government they fine you.
There's an unusual correlation between passing comets and viruses on earth.
Start with the Justianian plagues and look at medieval history.
This goes back as far as the Assyrians, on a tablet* the Gods state:
"Command that there be a plague, Let
Namtar diminish their noise. Let disease,
sickness, plague and pestilence Blow upon
them like a tornado." They commanded and
there was plague Namtar diminished their
noise. Disease, sickness, plague and
pestilence Blew upon them like a tornado"
*not sure which tablet fragment it doesn't say.
ancient-code.com
Logan Morgan
Brody Murphy
Jonathan Stewart
I can see booze supplies running out in the shops, now all the pubs are shut.
Who could be responsible?
Eli Roberts
I know, I know, I know
Cheers me up none the less
Thomas Phillips
lmao, i've been going out daily for drunken bike rides, it's brilliant, it's like my own world out there
Cooper Walker
Already low, mine had to limit it to 1 case or 2 wine bottles per customer because as soon as the pub closure was announced al the alchies (everyone) swarmed in to snap up what they could, same shit with ass parchment.
t.wagie
Brayden Bennett
Bruce, you are annoying prick, be fucked by a roo
Zachary Morgan
>Imperial College
lmao
Austin Phillips
Would you risk getting chink flu to shag her?
Blake Scott
Lucas Cook
tfw i've unironically done something similar LOL
*except im not a sheep fucking abo, so i layed the sheep perpendicular over the fuel tank
Henry Thompson
yeah probs, nice milkers. post more
Connor Moore
Xavier Moore
Asians are disgusting.
Pussies have a horrible colour.
Kayden Richardson
You are an abo and fuck sheep sideways, just not brave enough to admit it