Yas Forums humor thread
Yas Forums humor thread
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>does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman
like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE
Is this a pasta?
That's some good PCP right there.
jesus christ i nearly woke my house up at this
If it wasnt, it is now
dont worry psycho they can see you coming from a mile off.
>schizo
>take your meds
I hate shit like this because, even is shill do retort in this way, so do anons nothing that a schizo user really SHOULD take his meds. It's honestly sad the crazy you see on here, but the made never know there made because that's part of the madness, and if you tell them they'll assume you're a JIDF kike because of pic.
LMAO you pathetic racists never fail to... oh what's the point? Guaranteed (you)s? Momentary recognition from people I'll never know, and who don't even know me? Bait for newfriends? Blindly following tradition for the sake of some stability in a world gone insane, deluding myself into thinking there's somewhere I belong, all the while refusing to post in store prices?
Even Yas Forums humor threads don't make me laugh anymore. Humor threads. It's spelled humour everywhere in the world except America. The original pasta wasn't even a Canadian, it was a burger with a proxy. My life is a lie.
Face it, most of us sad virgins are infinitely more washed up than any poc will ever be. We're on the right side of history, but we won't be remembered that way. We'll be remembered as losers who couldn't get over it. The last hold out of reason in a world gone mad.
It's a futile venture really. I'm leaving this place and never coming back.
gay post
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY AHGBLOOOBLOOOOOO
Don't cut yourself on that edge, babe
Cringe.
>Judeo-Christian
Kek
god i could watch that webm for hours
Shitskin
fucking kek
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Yas Forums. Yas Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Yas Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Yas Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Yas Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.
We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.
Cringe AF. Get out of here with your retarded pasta.
get a load of this faggot
>mutt's law
I don't fucking blame him. Wish I was in the exact same shape right about now. Except the male whore part.
fuck you, thoth/hermes writings are freaking great.
Noice
Not to that extent, but fuck women