/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2509 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

► Detected: 422,630 (+47) ► Died: 18,895 (+4)

— 3.52 billion people put under lockdown

— 446 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10

>NEWS
34 year old infected nurse commits suicide
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21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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>REMINDER
15 million to die worldwide
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Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
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Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
02:01: 192 new cases and 1 new death in Colorado, United States.
01:38: 248 new cases and 13 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
01:07: 50 new cases in New Zealand.
00:19: 683 new cases and 61 new deaths in New York state, United States. All of the new deaths are in New York City.
00:12: China’s National Health Commission reports 47 new cases and 1 new death across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. All of the new cases originated in a foreign country. Of those, 19 are in Shanghai and 5 in Beijing.
00:12: 3 new deaths in Hubei province, China. There were no new cases.
23:59: 211 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.

>MORE
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU BUYING MORE AMMO RIGHT NOW?!?!? GET THE FUCK OFF OF Yas Forums AND GO BUY MORE AMMO!!!

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>Dead: 18,993
lol, still only 18,993.
How many days has it been stuck at 18,993? Four days? Five days?

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absolutely based

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Are we going to the moon with coronacoin?

>dying outside the State
Weak and pathetic
When the pneumonia closes my throat I will wander into the muskeg and be preserved there

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Have we learned more about the long-term side effects from the virus?

I haven't been paying attention the last couple of weeks but some time ago, people here talked about the virus impacting the brain, lungs and testicles. Rather than just being like a regular flu or pneumonia.

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based

For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places

it gives you ligma

Why not have some fun while stuck inside?

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ill give you the benefit of the doubt that you just like trolling because no one can actually be that retarded

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posting again:

lmao I might have been pozzed from a dude at my job

argiebro why is it always you making these threads? where you from nigga?

There is something about this disease that makes people leave and spread it. It's like toxiplasmosis for humans. We won't know the full extent until everything is over with.

Viruses shouldn't have that effect.

Do you ever sleep?

Who /comfy/ here?

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Washington- Taiwan
California- Japan
New York- Daegu
Georgia- Hubei

Okay, i still disagree with you on this but seems like you are just trying to follow the info you got like i do trying to not blindly follow what others tell you so i guess time will tell which of us is correct

When will we break 100k dead? April? May? Late summer?

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Bringing up writefag's post from the previous thread.

lmao

horry sheet

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I made a twitter account just so I could enjoy normoid panic but I don't know how to use twitter. What tags should I be searching?

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probably april, but who knows

poos have declared war.

What's ligma?

Happening cancelled?

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>not knowing Gary
Gary is more of an oldfag than most of us here.

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the end is nigh for boomers. light the ovens, burn the corpses of the fallen fossils lest they disease infect they grandma. extinguish the political leadership of the old and bring forward a new age of zoomer rulership.
THE TIME IS NIGH

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why you say that?

If you HAVE to engage one of these CHINK INSECTS that are doing the bidding of a government that has FAILED them and been MOST DISHONORABLE about it, PLEASE anons SAGE your reply! Otherwise they get what they want which is to drive you away from these threads and stop replying to one another.
FUCK YOU YOU DOG EATING COUNTRY BUMPKIN BACKWARDS ASS DISHONORABLE FAILURES!

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Too bad I don't speak curry

Half of positive COVID-19 cases in California are ages 18 to 49, Newsom says

kron4.com/news/california/half-of-positive-covid-19-cases-in-california-are-ages-18-to-49-newsom-says/

Argiebro is on a mix of amphetamine and research chemicals he bought from china years ago. He knows his true calling in life, making new threads on Yas Forums for us to post in. He's doing us a service, a service we don't deserve. Thank you argiebro.

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Daily reminder that despite being the biggest fuckup in the USA, Florida is already over the hump. It turns out it's best to just let the virus but itself out like the Brits thought

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,823 (778) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
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Hi Gary

Fake virus

Here in ohio lockdown is going on but grocery stores are packed like a fucking club. A full lockdown needs to happen to curb this.

You GOT ONE user!!!

Wrong. Gary is a newfag and anyone who worships gary is also a newfag.

Seems like the biggest thing people are unwilling to consider is the collateral damage. We're going to be out of blood any day now. Multiple shortages of key medicines. People will get cabin fever, trampled in supermarkets over supplies as supply chains inevitably shut down. The insanity caused by this will probably kill around the same amount as the virus itself.

Amateur drawing coming through somebody requested Earth-chan looking with a creepy smile at Joker Corona-chan card.

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I miss the swede who posted beautiful girls.

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chinks need to be exterminated

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Right here. Just came back from a HL:A session and enjoying a club sandwich with a cup of milk

How about you?

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you fuckin' wish, enjoy your hell coming up

>18-49

Washington = Singapore
California = Spain
New York = Italy
Florida = Iran

Maybe that's the relation to HIV
Just speculation, but it reminds me of bug chasers and gift givers

ligma toilet seats

kek. I didnt notice it was Gary. its just my instinct to yell at leafs

reposting, numbers don't mean anything w/o testing.

>politico.com/interactives/2020/coronavirus-testing-by-state-chart-of-new-cases/

mid U.S. states aren't even large scale testing. Some states haven't broken 1k, and others not even 10k. Only the hot-spot states are over 10k.

Like cuomo is saying, we'll all be NY after testing. Flatten the curve!

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#CoronavirusLockdown

>kills billions of people

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Gary has managed to become the only person who is known on an anonymous message board

>implying there's still any left on shelves
>implying stores haven't closed down in many places just yet
Which reminds me, for places that've shut down "non-necessary business" is Academy still open? They pass a lot of kinds of merch.

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405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.

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