Now that the dust has settled

Is Sasquatch real?

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No we are not real.

Nigga of course now let's move on
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Of course people from Brazil exist

Your people call it a Yowie. Does it exist?

filmed in 1967, same year as planet of the apes came out, yet the 'costume' made by 2 unemployed rodeo cowboys is far superior, go figure

No we don't exist, please stop asking.

what about mothman

Looks real to me

Yeah they live in the congo.

Yes.

Has roughly the same IQ as modern man however instead of evolving along technological lines they stayed in the bush and are far better bushcraft than 95% of humans.

I ran into one once and it scared the living shit out of me. It just walked right across the game trail I was on and stared at me as it moved. I thought it was a bear at first it was massive.

This all happened in the mountain areas west of red deer Alberta.


The way I figure it all happened in hindsight they were actually all around me and one decided to completely distract me. As a former military man I think the whole thing was set beautifully judging by the terrain and the depth of the bush. My dogs just cowered under my legs and I just stood there for about 15 seconds trying to process it all, then I ran and yelled at it to wait. Never saw it again.

No

yes but they are bears

Niggersquatch isn't real. Take your meds.

Sasquatch is a very offensive slur. He prefers to be called "your mother"

Samsquanch is the link between nigger and human

that's just jamal in the nude. why are you kink-shaming and racist, OP?

Yeah, but it's a spiritual creature that bends between realms to feed on humans for pleasure. The intense scent people encounter when they meet Bigfoot is residue from the rips they create in space planes. Natives used to be able to keep them in check by using drugs to enter their realm and battle them but as they have declined the Sasquatch has been on the loose essentially.

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I don’t believe you.

Why no pictures?
Why no movies on trail cams?
Why no bodies or bones?
Why no artifacts or clear settlement locations?

A large animal like that just can’t be unnoticed.

Why do I have no pictures or why are there no pictures?

There is a whole channel dedicated for this, he explains how the Patterson film is legit and not a single person has been able to refute his claims.
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Sasquatches were real but they all transitioned to the opposite sex.

Transquatches

You are dealing with something as smart as you are except it is smart in the woods. It sees what people do in the woods, why no pictures? I bet there are pictures google it, everyone just calls them fake.

Why no trail cam videos? I don’t know, all I know is what I saw.

Why no bones? Perhaps they bury their dead.

>> A large animal like that just can’t be unnoticed.

I noticed it.

Sasquatchchronicles.com you can thank me later, for real

Gorillas were only “discovered” about 70 years ago! Sasquatch is totally possible

i love u, and ur big beautiful crazy brain

All the real evidence gets immediately scrubbed btw. The gov has entire teams just for these things. They kill off the more violent packs.

No but Hairy Man is very real. A bipedal thing can't be 9 feet tall because of the skelatal structure. Even the Gigantopithicus was a quadroped like a Gorrila. Hairy Man is 7 to 7 1/2 feet tall.

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Interdimensional being along with that one bird creature
I'm sure there are others

They aren't related to us at all. They're not even from the same reality

Look at its tits. How come no one ever mentions the titties on that thing?

>Sasquatchchronicles.com you can thank me later, for real
seconded. great podcast.

obviously its real from that footage alone. The body proportions are not human. Even more convincing is the way it walks is a completely different gate than a human is even capable of (the knees bend 90 degrees on each step). Yas Forums is based but a lot of these fags overly dismissive about cryptids and other paranormal phenomenon.
watch thinkerthunker yt channel

this nigger isn't far from the truth.

>It's a spiritual creature that bends between realms to feed on humans for pleasure.
>The intense scent people encounter when they meet Bigfoot is residue from the rips they create in space planes.
>Natives used to be able to keep them in check by using drugs to enter their realm and battle them but as they have declined the Sasquatch has been on the loose essentially.
Based knowledges.

Did a giant ape from Eurasia wander into North America? Possibly
North America had some mean predators during the Pleistocene like the American lions, short-faced bears, and early humans and judging by human history we're pretty good at killing other hominids and animals. Bigfoot would have to be very illusive to evade predators, we somehow can tell that Bigfoot is another form of intelligence life that knows to stay hidden and probably lives far away from us and our tools of death

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Well almost no one believes you anyways about this stuff, only when you are alone and talking to
Other woodsman is there even a chance to talk without getting mocked.

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that story has been debunked leaf. Its real footage of the relic hominid. There are dozens of video recordings of these things now and hundred of fake videos. The real ones are easily discernible from the fakes because these creatures have a different proportion limb length. The way they walk is also impossible for people to replicate. Their ship swings 90 degree during the last third of their step. This shit is fucking real and anyone who dismisses it might as well believe in the holocaust too.

There was this tv show where an English scientist was invited to a sasquatch hunt. One of the anons took a large piece of wood and hit a tree trunk five or six times. He pretended that sasquatches could communicate this way.

The scientist asked “and would people in the area know that and try to communicate with the sasquatches as well?”

Until someone show me a big fat piece of evidence, I will always claim that bigfoot is a meme.

Did /x/ conquer Yas Forums sometime in the last 24 hours?

>their ship swings 90 degrees during the last third of their step
????

i guess my sarcasm wasn't clear, it's not a suit

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its important to discuss the political reasons for US government to deny. obfuscate and actively hide the existence of this creature. What would be the motivation for this?

Why don’t no pictures of you?

The shows are meant to be mocked and straight propaganda leaf

Dont even pay attention to the uninformed naysayers, yeah youll try to get mocked for it but after seriously taking a look into theres hard evidence being suppressed, and tens of thousands of hard andcdotyl accounts where people have nothing to gain. Of course people whove never been in the woods at night will think its a meme. I’ve been circled by them way out in the rockies

Do not play sports.

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Why would I care what you think in this regard? You probably never go into the woods and then are surprised you have never seen a cougar with your own eyes.

Dayum nigga why did they take a pic of OP mom?

The squatches are interdimensional.

David Paulides tells the story of some kid that goes missing. A squatch is later seen by a family a few miles south, with the boy on his shoulder. Green Berets are sent in and they setup their own operation + comms. Separate from park search and rescue.

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Oklahoma here, the southeast corner of our state had several sightings

their shin. the way it swings is non-human because the leg has different proportions. You cant replicate that walk with footwear.

Stories of ape men have been around much longer than that liar

strange, i don't remember it having breasts.

Not an "ape", a relic hominid. My personal theory is they were mostly wiped out by European diseases, and only recently are their numbers starting to recover

As confirmed. No one can live upside down.

Mammalian females

It's a female

They could be Homo Gargantuas?

It would mean that a species of homo was in north america vefore the tartar retards waddled accross the land area that was exposed during the ice age as the oldest of native american RACES talk about a race of vig headed intelligent hairy and squinty eyed tall men taught them everything then fucked off.

It's a nearly extinct ape species. I'm a railroad engineer. I've seen four

You think these things are just animals user? Or do you think their something more paranormal about them?

Here is a video of a supposed Sasquatch ripping out a rooted tree and throwing it. I don’t know about you guys, but it’s really hard ripping out little baby trees.

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Saw that vid, it's very hard to fake that.

UPDATE: Nobody gives a shit about bigfoot

yes this blows the whole thing wide open youtube.com/watch?v=EIXU-lGQFhM

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As in the giants from tales of old? I personally doubt it.

Reminder a yetti skull is vastly different from a gorilla and genetically closer to europeans and denisovans

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>a nearly extinct ape

Except this is wrong as fuck. No reason to cover that up also. Additionally there are multiple variations of the same feature in many remote areas of the world including vietnam, north America, and even the Himalayas. In each setting they look a bit different but have very similar traits. No way a normal animals would be spread to so many remote regions. They also seem able to disappear very easily which makes sense since they're able to move between realities the way we take shits