/psg/ Pennsylvania State General: Gas the sheets, Wawa war now edition

>mfw my roomy state will never get a thread since nobody lives here
>mfw I have to use (((reddit))) or nothing
>mfw no face

based

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Wat State user?
Come to the promised land

art museum/rocky steps - pretty lively

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parkway - deadsville

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Bucks here.
A coofing neighbor got taken away in an ambulance bout a week ago and hasn't been back since. Some old lady and a 20~ year old guy had just moved here. No real excitement other than that. I'm expecting that pretty much everyone has the Corona by now. Every item in the grocery store is going to be crawling with it.

724 checking in.

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Isn’t bucks getting tons of cases now

Yeah the number of cases here started to explode. Over 60 confirmed last I saw, nearby Montgomery was like 150. Barely anyone is getting tested so the real number could be in the thousands.

Current map. My county is virus free, so far.

wtae.com/article/pennsylvania-coronavirus-map/31901971#

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Don’t trip bro, it’s probably just people with diseases already
No one ever talks about how there are millions of immune compromised Americans and then we’re supposed to believe some random 30 year old just ate it from this glorified flu?
Probably had hiv or something

I'm not terribly concerned personally. My wife and I are well enough off to ride out pretty much anything. We have some family well into their 80s who regularly go to the hospital who will probably end up kicking the bucket during this.

And yet I'm still out of work because of this shit

those flags should be burned

What is your job?

PA bro’s I need help.

I’m from the Lehigh Valley area, and as a firm believer that Pennsylvania is the greatest State in the Union, I never want to leave this place.

But I’m in love with a girl from Staten Island and she probably won’t ever want to move here after we graduate college.

What do?

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Teacher... So I probably won't get to go back this year

Does she have the shitty accent? If she does just ghost her now.

I have no curfew. I will die a free man.

Dollars to donuts she is jewish if she’s Staten Island
Not worth it

Sucks bro
My best friends wife is out a job too
Claim unemployment and get into craft beers my dude
If you have any marketable skills just start a business for the time being
>Gardening
>Painting
>Building
Swallow your pride and take a beat job, the weather is warming up. You already swallowed your pride to be a teacher

You will hate her and yourself if you live in staten island. Get her pregnant

Anyone actually canvassing this poster?

>tfw love Pennsylvania
>tfw ideal jobs for me are in DC
the pain

>loving a jewess
Leave.

What? Drug dealer or politician?

Probably not eaten. Cook probably handled tainted meat and wiped his hands on something without cleaning them off first.

If you’re in good shape and have the symptoms just ride it out at home
Any young person should be able to fight it handily

I went to Kennywood for a school trip once, is that enough?

Checking in

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This. Florida faggots staying home still and were having 85 degree sunny weather with constant wind surrounded by salt water air and salty oceans rivers and basins

Underrated.

Why is being a teacher swallowing my pride? I love being a teacher.

610 here. That's some fucking bullshit in the OP. Leave it to the incompetent asshole Wolf to try something that dumb.

724 here.

70 was the same. I've been enjoying the severe lack of fuckhead drivers.

My home town is apparently virus free. I live in CA now, but it'll never be home.

She’s Italian and Catholic

That’s a shame brother

>Do not take this lying down!
>Write letters! That'll do the trick!
Do what needs to be done PA. You know in your heart the correct answer.

Do you really love an urbanite? Or, dare I say it, a flatlander?

Honestly, a love for the outdoors/rural/nature is a must for me.

Pa. Gov. Wolf Issues Stay-at-Home Order for Erie County Starting Tonight at 8 p.m.
>It will now go into effect at 8 p.m. Tuesday, March 24 instead of 12:01 a.m. Wednesday.
erienewsnow.com/story/41933977/erie-county-issues-stayathome-order-starting-wednesday-at-1201-am

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My sources tell me that Eat'n Park is going to go bankrupt in a couple of weeks due to the shutdown. Say goodbye to your smiley cookies, lads.

It’s a noble career but compensation and atmosphere are garbage

I don't consider it swallowing my pride. I wouldn't want to do anything else.

There is always Bob Evans.

congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/2344/text

Bucks reporting.

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Where the fuck can I buy guns and ammo right now in Pittsburgh, the dealers are closed.

Name a place better than Main Line Philadelphia

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Hey, Kennywood is open bro

Lol fuckin Wut
Fresh prince plz go

Why is no one talking about Erie County being shutdown?

Erie, Pennsylvania

The constitution guarantees you freedom of association and assembly. It's in the 1st amendment. Always remember that.

Wolf decided to reopen the gun shops.

Bradford county is a corrupt shithole

>Who is in alcohol withdrawal from liquor stores closing
Suckers, Ontario put beer and liquor store sales on the 'essential services' list. I'm 10 pints into a case right now.

30fags should gas themselves. Basically anywhere is better than the Main Line. Is it even really Pennsylvania? Just join (((Delaware))) or NJ already and leave the rest of us alone
>t. KingofPrussia/Bridgeportfag

Wrong.
The Main Line is the best place in PA for prosperity and affluence

>Bridgeport
Not the Main Line

>Who is in alcohol withdrawal from liquor stores closing
Seems foolish to me. Closing liquor stores seems like it would incite riots.

What is the Main Line?

>Who is in alcohol withdrawal from liquor stores closing
It’s only a few counties. I’m drunk and feeling good

No I say Pittsburgh.

Tbh if you need hard shit New Jersey is still open with more selection and lower prices
Beer depots still open in pa tho

I know, and glad of it.
St. Mary seems cozy, I'm looking at moving that way after college ends
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Marys,_Pennsylvania
Good demographics

>YOU ARE IN IMMINENT DANGER OF HAVING YOUR GOD GIVEN RIGHTS TO SELF DEFENSE STRIPPED AWAY
>make sure to write to your representative which will do absolutely nothing whatsoever
Does anyone really wonder how things got this bad in the first place?

>The Philadelphia Main Line, known simply as the Main Line, is an informally delineated historical and social region of suburban Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Lying along the former Pennsylvania Railroad's once prestigious Main Line, it runs northwest from Center City Philadelphia parallel to Lancaster Avenue (U.S. Route 30).
>Today, the Main Line includes some of the wealthiest communities in the country, including Lower Merion Township, Radnor Township, and Tredyffrin Township.

Checking in.
Turns out I'm not as important work as I previously thought. Good to know.