/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2508 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

Implying chinks aren't just loading cars full of cellphones to game google's traffic numbers.

Oh no we are all fucked

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Guys, this is it, we're going back to work. This is China right now, Wuhan and look how many hard working Chinese are working hard, ready to start again. Virus is officially over

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So what's the deal with Japan? I mean they're obviously not testing, but why aren't we hearing about shit getting bad over there? And don't tell me being a nation of NEET autists stopped the spread dead in its tracks, I've seen those videos of their public transportation.

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Why aren't more niggers dying?

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Was in a gym yesterday worked on my chest and triceps. The gym was packed. Wtf retrads don't want to sit at home to not get corona.

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Wtf kind of abortion art is that in the middle

ONE PILL PER WEEK IF YOU HAVE MILD SYMPTONS NIGGERS
I DOUBLE DOG-DARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING SIDE-EFFECTS

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BUD !!

Wuhan and several other cities remain uninhabitable and will need to be burned down to the ground and rebuilt anyway, Wuhan's biolab will be moved miles down the street from the wet market at the end of this.

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Daily reminder that the Italian lockdown is failing because epidemiologists are full of shit.

That includes you, you stupid FUCKING retard

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If you could focus your meme magic on Corona-Chan killing a specific Celeb, who would it be? I choose this utter faggot, he's one of the main sources of zoomer culture cancer. Pewds used to be intolerable but he's been pretty chill since he said Nigger

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How long before all of the USA is declared a "disaster zone" like jew york city is now? The waiting and watching all the normie retards around here pretending like everything's fine is getting on my nerves

Florida is already over the hump and our hospitals are doing fine. Explain this.

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Look at that bustling city.

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Triceps won't stop a bullet. You're wasting your time vanity lifting.

ahahahaha

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Look at the cargo ships, cargo level of your countries ports, pollution levels in China, and exports out of AU (raw materials) for the truth.

he is mentally impaired.
no matter what you think of Trump, you have to see the dementia.
look at him talking in 2014-2016, huge difference. Still an idiot, still incapable to do the job but it's so much worse now.
The biggest nation in the world is literally rudderless in a storm. Worse even, the captain is cutting the ropes.

Who is this fag anyways

Fish net washed onto a beach

>work at hospital
>see 10+ confirmed today after days of nothing
>staff getting confirmed
>shutting down entire city and giving passes to go to work
>hospital calling in retired, geriatric doctors and nurses who literally risk dying getting infected, but answer the call to duty
>this is just the beginning
>TRUMP SAYS HE HOPES TO RE OPEN AFTER EASTER

AHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE GOING TO OVERLOAD OUR HOSPITALS, LOSE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MEDICAL PERSONNEL AND LOSE TRUMP'S OWN VOTER BASE

HOLY FUCK I DONT EVEN DISLIKE TRUMP BUT IM REALLY NOT WANTING TO SEE MASS DEATHS OF PEOPLE I CARE FOR AND WORK WITH

Who /comfy/ here?

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tfw you realize this product cures lung infections (i.e. coronavirus) and you wish you'd bought one of these

youtube.com/watch?v=9GUXDAfiC2M

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>life saving trans surgeries
Yes, like stitching their rotting holes shut?

True. But eh fuck it.

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The happening. It's over.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,808 (775) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +11,074 (+222) Spain +6,922 (+680) Germany +3,935 (+36) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +241 (+2) Canada +701 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Australia +430 (+1) Sweden +253 (+13) Brazil +323 (+12) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +101 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+5) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Argentina +86 (+2) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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take the druid pill fren

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They faked electrical usage, people movement, shipments, infected numbers, orders and many other things. It's not unimaginable to fake traffic as well.

>using the center of the outbreak as proof
>hurr durr the rest of China doesn't exist
Happeningfags are fucking retarded.

Kinsa data can detect flattening ~48 hours after physical distancing begins. People get fevers (or not) many days before they get tested for COVID and the results are reported.

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huh?

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Updated chart.

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>pollution levels in China
Here you go.

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prove that's from today

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Ok fatso

How do I know this is from today?

CCP Shill

>46606
well you have the lower body and the upper body

Happening cancelled?

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Markiplier. And according to people who worked with him, his "nice guy" persona is an act and he's actually a gigantic asshole.

Sounds about right

markiplier, some zoomer streamfag

Godspeed Corona-chan

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You dramatically cut back testing. Retard.

Oui.

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>but wuhan
>contained

Chang pls

I just want to explain to me,how the fuck 4-6 PM has fewer traffic than 6-8 AM? Really, its back to home time and for some reason the traffic is lower than AM its not making sense

2ez4corona

When China swoops in to finish off the west, will you fight?

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Its used differently in covid19 cases, genius. Also theres no cleqr proof it even works, literally just a 10 person study hinting it may do something lol

You're retarded, not everyone who blows you the fuck out is paid to do so.

Go back to ptg.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Australia (-3.64%) India (-2.01%) Germany (-1.06%) United States (-1.00%) Switzerland (-0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) United Kingdom (+0.22%) Singapore (+1.59%) Hong Kong (+1.70%) Taiwan (+1.79%) South Korea (+2.86%) China (+2.86%) Japan (+3.28%) Poland (+3.94%) Italy (+7.25%) Brazil (+7.74%) Spain (+8.31%) France (+8.44%) Netherlands (+9.05%) South Africa (+9.80%) Austria (+9.97%) Russia (+11.65%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-8%) Beijing (-11%) Wuhan (-30%) New Delhi (-22%) Dubai (-17%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (+2%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (0%) Madrid (0%) Barcelona (-3%) London (-1%) Sao Paulo (-8%) Buenos Aires (-4%) New York (-21%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-11%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-12%) Houston (-6%) Mexico City (-62%) Los Angeles (-32%) Seattle (-10%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m) South Korea (2m)

>FULL LISTS
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When would Chiner be nuked?

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>IRA leaffaggot

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>Florida is already over the hump
lol

keep dreaming, Snailmutt. You're about to be IN the shit.

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>look at me, look at my dead thread, I managed to do screencaps and with my genius I resolved all world doubts about china situation only by looking at the tomtom website. CIA, FBI, MI6 BTFO.
>nobody will notice that "China is perfectly fine" title while I'm shifting the goalpost here with the "returning to normal"

How the fuck are we already at tuberculosis stages?

You guys are fucked. One week behind NYC, and no lockdown at all. I'd pray to your God now

Fight what, its corpse?

Thanks lads, heard of the name before but never knew what he looked like

Isn't he still taking donations for a gofundme for his sister from 2 years ago?

harpoonering fags bent the btfo

Cope harder it's still returning to normal and you can't ignore that.

HOW BAD IS IT GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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Pollution levels in China, where?
Cargo ships are funny because the Chinks let in some of the already made shit (the Kung Flu) and claimed new production.
So now they are going to fucking find traffic going back to normal
...

he's the real life zoomer wojak, avoid him and hope Corona-Chan pays him a visit.

healthweather.us/
This isn't based on testing retard, and no we didn't. This data is based on IoT thermometers.
show me your data that proves otherwise, we peaked on March 18th

Monday truly is international chest day. How do I know your DYEL

I thought Wuhan has had 0 cases for days lmao

Civilization-ending bad, but not extinction-level. That's by August

twitter.com/WAFB/status/1242588481504845830

okay shit is serious now

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Beijing (-11%) Wuhan (-30%)

And here we go

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>Florida is already over the hump and our hospitals are doing fine. Explain this.
Don't people need to actually show up to the doctor to be observed? Isn't this explicable just by a crash of doctor visits?

Also show King County, WA.

405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.

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That pic is proof. Chinese people are inside WORKING and not roaming around the city like homeless vagabonds. This is what leadership can do. Praise China.

desu, what's the hold up, how hard is it to mass produce these?

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To finish the west, yes.

No idea, I don't follow the guy. Wouldn't surprise me though.

Really fucking bad, lad

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Already twice more than "just a flu" ?

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The Waffle House Index is an informal metric named after the Waffle House restaurant chain and is used by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to determine the effect of a storm and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.

F

where is this data from?

How many people will die because of this fucking retard?

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His Jew financial advisors are losing money.

An asshole hapa full of rage? No fucking way.

zerohedge.com/health/situation-rikers-island-unimaginably-bad-covid-19-tears-through-prison

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>Civilization-ending bad
>0.6% fatality

Pick one

Will the taco qts survive?

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GO GO PANORAMIX! Give the world your magic potion so we get the strength to kill Corona!

i think it's giving false readings because of how hot it is personally
it's actually a little hotter on average here right now
if the site was accurate there would be atypical across the whole country because of the epidemic

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what do you need a turbo for?

2.3k deaths in a single day today

It was Tuesday in Russia. God some americans are beyond retarded.

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Nooooo not my Peckerinos!!!

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>Norway expects 2.2 million infected
good
fuck Norway

Traffic data means shit all without actual production restarting. Factories ran empty to satisfy the electricity quotas for how long?
Seriously what is the pollution level now in China. I actually want a source on that
What do the cargo shipments look like?
The telecommunication companies together lose over 14 million subscribers, but traffic is back to normal so it means, exactly what?

an alternator doesn't take much to produce, kek