PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LET'S GET GOING FASTER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>TrumpAd: Democrats: Placing Politics Over People 3/24/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/24/20
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>Pres Trump Interview w/Bill Hemmer 3/24/20
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>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
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>SG Adams on Hannity 3/24/20
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MAGA

MAGA

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It's still her turn

>Sisolak said in a statement that there’s no consensus among experts or Nevada doctors that the drugs can treat people with COVID-19. His order also limits a prescription to a 30-day supply to ensure it’s available for “legitimate medical purposes" and so that people cannot find a way to stockpile the drug.
>The governor’s rule comes a day after a Phoenix-area man died and his wife was in critical condition from taking an additive used to clean fish tanks known as chloroquine phosphate, similar to the drug used to treat malaria.

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AWOO~
That time again already?

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AWOO!

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WHITE POWER

MAGA & REMOVE BUGMEN

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I ONLY HAVE WHITE POWDER SIR

GOOD NEWS, WE FOUND THE CURE

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How could it be that the official figures in Russia don't seem to tally with reality?

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Sneak preview of April 12:
>fucking still trying to say trump wants the country open by Easter. He never said that. It’s just the media out to get him. Go dilate.

Regarding robbery, the class difference between victim and perpetrator isn't significant, but proximity and relation is. A Korean storeowner in the suspect's neighborhood is more likely to be a target of a robbery than a doctor's house. Second, that still doesn't address that there are places to rob in Indiana, nor the difference in the number of homicides.

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Has he banned pet stores from carrying tank cleaner?

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Corona is a russian bioweapon.

Absolutely fucking subversive.

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>"STOPPPP ORANGE MAN"

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Who's taking his congressional seat?

Defense Production Act time.

Bolsonaro is fucking hilarious

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>fredo
I'm hoping it's based on declaring a national emergency, taking over the media and scraping shit like this off America's shoe.

probably cause there's no readily available tests.
america's numbers don't reflect the severity either

whoa whoa whoa, wait a darn minute here. Is "flattening le curve" the biggest fucking meme to come out of this so far?

This "curve" only exists because of the testing method itself. We didn't even test anybody for it until around late January/Feb, even though its likely been here since November. And since the national emergency was declared (March 13), the testing has increased by multiple factors. This is the reason for a linear graph "curve"

And we can only ever know who has it by taking this test (remember ~86% of people will exhibit no symptoms at all, so they are not being counted). So most people who have it will never get tested for it. And the so-called "peak" that we are waiting for is manufactured by the fact that those who are old and sick enough to die from it, will eventually die from it? It will then "taper off" once we get our "totally necessary" vaccines, not because of herd immunity, thus creating the illusion of "flattening le curve"

Am I about right here?

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>TFW no shovel ready Wall building stimulus jobs

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You have to move more migrants to the mainland, ΓΟΥ. It's necessary.
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DOCTOR FAUCI HURRY

Niggers shoot each other in Chiraq because of Indiana.
Don't question it. Its science.
These people are kikes

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SENATE DEBATING THE BILL RIGHT NOW
Fox 10 benis is live but they seem to be fucking around right now

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I'm vaguely surprised Putin hasn't developed some sort of secret anti-viral polonium tea to nuke the virus in a fashion that is excruciatingly painful for the virus.

Conservashits BTFO

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Word is they have promised to show us how they do that trick.

>Opinion polls
They should be forced to show which zip codes these responses come from.

Based and A+

THEY WANT YOU POOR

THEY WANT YOU SICK

THEY WANT YOU DEAD

ALL SO THEY CAN PWN DRUMPF

NEVER FORGET

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All these tv docs are overrated and dont say more than what people should already know

Well yeah. Drumpf told her to murder her husband.
To impress jodie foster

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That's a weird typo.

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Reported for mailing anthrax in early 2000's enjoy being water boarded you jewish terrorist

Twitter inadvertently confirmed its gillum

correct, the whole thing is a scam. the virus has been around since late last year. the curve was probably already at or past peak.

I thinks they're taking a break right now.

So when are you faggots going to realize that trying to prioritize muh stonks over containing the virus is going to bite Trump in the ass?

Awoo.

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Inb4 samefag army pretends like this wasn’t on purpose

>Gaetz on Tucker
>posted last thread by user
He's young but is old enough. He's a prime pick for 2024.

Worth a look for those who missed:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZlwEEG3R2I0

>Corona Virus General
bitchute.com/video/5DmduDtMauLa/
BODY LANGUAGE – GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO, RISK REWARD

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Why are hospitals getting overrun in NYC now drumpfie?

he definitely said more than trump knows. and if you doubt me I have a video of trump asking if a flu vaccine would help on coronavirus

I heard if they did vote tonight it would be some 1AM insanity

Yeah.. exactly why Pence keeps parroting only to get tested if you show symptoms - it will keep the numbers down.

Forget the fact that he and Trump and Rowdy Rand Paul all got tested without having shown symptoms... they're more important than you.

Killing the economy to protect a couple hundred octogenarians is unreasonable and not at all how any country should be run.

>the curve was probably already at or past peak

And Trump is using it to reorg the Fed gubmint. Did you see that admiral ?

>that last quote
Yeah, she murdered him.

He asked it in a way that seemed more for the audiences benefit than for himself - i figure he privately already asked

It's not a typo: it's just decorative Greek to go with a Greek story.

She murdered the fuck out of her husband. Too many details in her story.

i'll be up for it my sleep schedule got all fucked up and now i'm having hard times going to bed at appropriate times. ngl i look like shit because of it but it'll sort itself out soon enough. anyways yeah i'll be watching.

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Young people wont die but their lung capacity and testicles will get fucked up

The virgin biohazard suit vs. the Chad suit and tie

Why is putin so afraid when trump is so confident?

Hope you're not working in LA.
Because he will take your power and water to keep you from trying to pay rent for April

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>muh economy

Are you so poor that you can't spent 2 weeks off work doing things around the house? Wow, what a great economy, everyone is living paycheck to paycheck. Meanwhile the billionaires are getting trillion dollar bailouts. What a joke.

Yeah my schedule is all fucked i need to discipline myself in these odd times

>1AM
That's not that bad. I stay up later than those shits do on a daily basis, I'm on real Trump hours over here while they take vacations. They can suffer a bit for a change.

>fucks yo the lungs and testicles of you g men
So it’s just like marijuana

the economy self destructed under their own debt bubble. a $21 trillion stock market has $10 trillion in debt.

Drumpf is going to cause a civil war at this point

the virus only attacks short people

if Matt Gaetz were to win the 2024 election he'd be the youngest elected President in US history passing John F. Kennedy and the youngest overall passing Teddy Roosevelt.

I would love to have passion sex with Maria Bartiromo

Lol those businesses with online presence that use local servers will get fucked

>i'm having hard times going to bed at appropriate times
I find that whiskey helps. Especially on the rocks with a few dashes of angustura bitters, no sugar

>banning treatment, banning the right to operate a business, banning the right to free assembly
All of these fucks should be hanging.

> guns in Indiana cause crime in Chicago but not in Indiana

Where are all the doom pieces while fentanyl and opioids tear peoples lives apart?

There's your cure

>SHHHH! Don't tell the goyim that. It's our plan to get them sick for life so they have to buy our overpriced, made in China medicine and pills. MIGA!

MAGA

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The drug that made our boys less effective in nam? Yes

What other economy are you comparing us to? You're in America as well, genius.
Canada's is about to collapse underneath itself, so which country has this magical utopia even with a global pandemic?

People getting sick and dying will probably kill the economy too.
I understand that you don't want to throw the nation into another Great Depression in an effort to contain the virus but this is a fucking retarded plan long-term. The best solution is a hard lockdown, martial law and all, for a few weeks to wait it out and THEN opening everything back up.
These half measures that no-one has been following anyway wont cut it.

Democrats are Chinese puppets.

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i'm of this mind as well. at first i was skeptical, but by late yesterday i was sold on this narrative.
i've also experienced the curse of the 2 hour sleeps where i'll sleep on and off and it's all fucked i can't get to sleep and when i do i can't stay asleep sometimes. jfmsu
sounds good but i'm trying to abstain and stay healthy. appreciate it though but i have a tendency to get carried away sometimes so i'm taking a vacation from alcohol.

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IT'S TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE!

We need to make as many white babies as possible during this lockdown! MAGA!

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You have incredibly exceptional taste, sir.

So are Republicans if Newt's latest tweet where he gurgled Huawei cum is an indication.

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Are they? If they actually are then it likely for the same reason there was a "toilet paper shortage". I'll let you figure it out for yourselves

Hint: it rhymes with "fledia cranic"

>fentanyl and opioids tear peoples lives apart
Can't get any of that while China is shut down. No factories in China, no fentanyl on the streets. Almost like it's deliberate Chinese chemical warfare against our people for the purpose of genocide or something.

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Got sleep apnea?

Trump’s Chinese handlers called and told him to stop blaming China. Notice he’s defending China and Asians now? And he doesn’t call it the Chinese virus anymore.

Why is New York shitting its pants with Coronavirus so much harder than the rest of the U.S? Does nobody wash their hands there or something?

That's what they say. Trump is done.

Cuomo will be the nominee and fuck Trump because 30% unemployment

no and i'm pretty fit too idk what it is really

alot more crosseyed people than there used to be

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China makes a shitton of medical supplies and medication. I wouldn't be surprised if his choloquine comes from china

>so i'm taking a vacation from alcohol.
I really should do that. Corona quarantine is a great opportunity to make myself a better person by quitting the fermented/distilled Jew, the tobacco Jew, and all my other Jews.

pic related

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Currently airing on Frontline: Disguised as an NRA documentary is really just a slideshow of association propaganda showing tragedies and blaming the NRA.

Sponsors of this disinfo: Funding for FRONTLINE...by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting...John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation... the Abrams Foundation, the Park Foundation, The John and Helen Glessner Family Trust, and the FRONTLINE Journalism Fund...Jon L. Hagler Foundation.

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What you don't get is that all it takes is one person to start the whole cycle again. Everyone hiding in their homes is only delaying the inevitable.
And are you prepared to do this song and dance every time there's a new virus? China basically owns your ass at that point.
>bu but the curve
The curve is a fucking meme.

Amazing how Biden will try and say anything to get in the headlines but no one is paying attention

anyone else listening to Delilah on the radio? it's just so damned comfy listening to her give no bullshit advice and putting on cheesy lovey songs. currently has hey there delilah on.

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then you'll be bored and sober

Yeah, but I actually save my money. Plus, food production is still a critic industry, so what are you worried about? Unless you spent all of your money on pointless shit you didn't need.

If our country can't survive two weeks, then there is something seriously wrong here.

We should have nuked China in January.

>if Matt Gaetz were to win the 2024 election he'd be the youngest elected President in US history passing John F. Kennedy and the youngest overall passing Teddy Roosevelt.
we should expect a radical vacillation after this Jurassic period

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You can still have it depending your neck anatomy inside, just a thought

>People getting sick and dying will probably kill the economy too.
People committing suicide over being unemployed and unable to support their families and pay rent is worse than any sickness.
>this is a fucking retarded plan long-term.
"Long-term", people will be immune to the virus. People will never be immune to a fucking Great Depression.
How do you even function in the day-to-day being so retarded?

I don't think we have enough nukes honestly.

I can think of plenty shovel ready Wall St. jobs.

Well, he'd need good (and trustworthy) help, that's for certain. Trump should have his cabinet in full working order by then so he could just use them until something better came along.

maybe
hell for all i know quitting the sauce might be a reason i'm having trouble sleeping

>errrmerrrgerrrd trump is a chinese spy

the absolute state

>Forget the fact that he and Trump and Rowdy Rand Paul all got tested without having shown symptoms
The media literally would not stop hounding them all to get tested. They even requested that Melania get tested for total valid reasons.

Rand almost certainly doesn't have the virus, he just doesn't want to be a part of that Congressional shit show

So I was reflecting on the slow motion apocalypse we've wound up in and wondered: "What would it have been like if Trump had gotten two terms?"

I look at the first term and all the hot air about immigration and where that went. All that was left was the economy, and, well... Still, I'm curious what he would've done with four more years, seeing all we got from the first four, now that its all over, any way you look at it.

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Alcohol relaxed your muscles and makes apnea more likely

i want Maria to smother me with her titties

Worse, I'll be less productive. Whiskey time is when I get most of my work done—a glass or four of whiskey and two smokes sets me into ultra-productive mode.

permanently? i could always get it checked out if it continues.