/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2507 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

Can confirm

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Is that real or is it one of your art projects?

I want to see all 1.6 billion chinese burn alive. Seriously, the civilized world should put every nuke we have squarely on China and kill every single slant eyed chingchongniggerjew. right now. those satanic little yellow bastards do not deserve to exist. KILL THEM ALL.

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>BACK TO WORK CITIZEN

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WHERE THE FUCK IS JIM. I NEED MY WEATHER REPORT!!!

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If you want to get an idea how bad this is and what's coming

This is a country that has less than 200 detected cases and less than 10 deaths

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If I get a ravenous itch, I get a ravenous itch. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from dying.

Beijing back to normal

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Who's gonna win the World Coronavirus cup?

cnet.com/news/tokyo-2020-olympics-postponed-to-2021-due-to-coronavirus/

Olympics is off for now.

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>THEY ACTUALLY CONTAINED IT
THE REST OF THE PLANET IS INFECTED YOU LITTLE YELLOW BASTARD, NOTHING WAS CONTAINED

What is going on here?

Yup, looks good. Look no closer.

>we’ll probably reach a 1000 deaths tomorrow
>all trump is doing is praying it goes away

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S.Korea tested literally everyone multiple times and the hospitals were never overwhelmed. Their current data is the best case scenario for any other country.

Reminder for influenzalets.

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How many new cases in Italy today?

Who /comfy/ here?

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QRD

Yes but China is okay that's my only point.

+11k master race here. The U.S. will.

Almost. No worse than any European country, people go to work but do nothing else.

African Americans

usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

/call-out/ crew and /job-quitting/ committee report in!
I've called off all week from my "essential " job. Neetdom is calling me.

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>argie doomfag virgin BTFO by the french druid
THE FALKLANDS ARE LIMEY, YOU FAGGOT

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These threads are getting BOMBARDED by CCP Shills.
Fuck you Chinks, the world is aligning against you. YOU WILL be dealt with harshly Chang.
*Remember: they will refute EVERYTHING with NO sauce to back it up.
>Do NOT RESPOND TO MEMEFLAGS.
>Canadian FLAGS ARE LIKELY CHINKS.
>ALWAYS GET SAUCES!!

Fuck these Dishonorable dog eaters, Your Father has NO Virtue.

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>believingthe numbers

America

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NY metro area, LA, AR, MI and FL are fucked.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,808 (775) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +11,074 (+222) Spain +6,922 (+680) Germany +3,935 (+36) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +241 (+2) Canada +701 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Australia +430 (+1) Sweden +253 (+13) Brazil +323 (+12) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +101 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+5) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Argentina +86 (+2) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THEM
STOP EATING EVERYTHING THAT WALKS

Untill it comes back around.

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>50 more cases

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Is New York finished?

Is that real?

The only randomized trial study I know of was a failure.

Let the boomers perish.

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I think enough of us know this. It's the influx of normies that take the bait

based youtube.com/watch?v=VRLqbaHa3iE

>THEY ACTUALLY CONTAINED IT

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sitting in my basement shitposting room of of the house I own outright drinking Guinness while shitposting with my bros. /Maximum overcomfy/

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You guys use TomTom all the time as proof Wuhan is dead.
Wuhan is dead, but every other city is resuming normal activity.

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>shoo

hello chang

Jersey, Chicago and South Carolina are turbo fucked

Read the thread retard.
Every city is okay but Wuhan.

get KIKED.com

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veltnews.com/no-deaths-at-lennox-hill-hospital-from-the-virus-after-using-hydroxychloroquine/

nypost.com/2020/03/22/florida-man-with-coronavirus-says-drug-touted-by-trump-saved-his-life/

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Daily reminder that Italy locked their whole fucking cuntry down over 2 weeks ago and it's still out of control. Lockdowns don't work.

Thanks Gary~!

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>checked for Minecraft Megadeath

Yeah, it's almost like the government is telling people to drive cars around to make it look like everything's fine.

Sage

Time for wave zwei

Not me. I got puts in blood red losses.

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yeah.

Allah will purge you

>believing chinese numbers of any kind

Why is it taking so long for Israel to get BTFO. Only one death so far?? Wtf. This timeline is GAY

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Vamos Macaos! Can Bolsonaro put them in rebellion or something for not wanting to stop the lockdown?

LADS
My sense of smell is back
I've been unable to smell anything for 8 days but I finally smelt coffee this morning
I think I beat it lads I beat the Corona

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Australia (-2.79%) India (-1.65%) Germany (-0.50%) United States (-0.43%) Switzerland (-0.18%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (+0.07%) United Kingdom (+0.83%) Singapore (+1.84%) Taiwan (+2.30%) Hong Kong (+2.46%) China (+3.18%) South Korea (+3.64%) Japan (+3.71%) Poland (+3.94%) Italy (+7.25%) Brazil (+7.74%) Spain (+8.31%) France (+8.44%) Netherlands (+9.05%) South Africa (+9.80%) Austria (+9.97%) Russia (+11.65%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (-5%) Wuhan (-43%) New Delhi (-4%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (-1%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-3%) Madrid (-26%) Barcelona (-5%) London (-3%) Sao Paulo (-27%) Buenos Aires (-8%) New York (-21%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-11%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-6%) Mexico City (-62%) Los Angeles (-45%) Seattle (-30%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m) South Korea (2m)

>FULL LISTS
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>China is perfectly fine

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Should have added ventilator go brrr

>the government is telling people to drive cars around to make it look like everything's fine
This is the biggest and most retarded cope I've ever heard.
Yes, the government is making millions and millions of people drive so anyone looking at TomTom will think everything is fine. Nice critical thinking there, schitzo.

>tfw you've spent 4 months baking /cvg/'s only to see your sweet Corona-chan get buttfucked by the manly gallic Druid

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WHY DID BURGER GOLEM PREVENT CHINK REMOVAL WHEN IT WAS SO CLOSE
DO IT AGAIN BASED HIROHITO
RAPE ON NANKING BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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wew, when do they expire friendo

My usual niggas here? Keep going with sisterfister, corona chan or ebola chan?

pastebin.com/eeC1w9PQ - sister

pastebin.com/KKJPM9V3 - corona, ebola near bottom

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>hiding "10% less than average for this time"
lol

How many people did you infect in the meantime?

Fuck Megumin.

embrace the madness, brother
Just let go

I had the big C six hours ago and I am already better. Low immunity and underlying condition virgins should write their will NOW

sup nyc

I'm guessing Russia because it has the longest border with China but they will cover it up like they've been doing so far

What is preventing U.S. factories from producing copious amounts of masks by now? Aren't they just cotton?

Meanwhile in Canada...Here's how you control a pandemic you nut for brains losers. Our country is in excellent shape and the curve is flattening.

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Wakie wakie
Get back into the corona wagie cagie

Extremely realistic other than the pubic hair and belly button.

Not recommended, would have global effects.

I say do Corona.

I agree 100% that and commie nigger fucks here, and trannies.

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FL user here.
These "lockdowns" are a joke. Essential businesses stay open during this time - do you know what that means in counties that have been locked down? A depression-era line wrapping around the outside of Publix because the store says only 40-some people are allowed inside at a time and must remain several feet apart while shopping.
Meanwhile, there's no security presence at Publix, or other stores. In Gainesville truck drivers were being robbed which inspired police to start guarding trucks while they were unloading. The panic-buying that is setting in right now is doing more harm than the virus. Lots of people have been laid off around here and are not staying home as a result.
Companies are actively incentivizing their poor wage slaves to work even harder and collectively be put in at-risk categories to deal with the very aggravated general public that is, collectively, too fucking stupid to not blame the cashier for the store not having toilet paper or hand sanitizer. The incentives are low-ball figures that are considered "premium rates", or temporary wage increase.
The drivers are dead-tired, some have quit out of growing concern for their safety. They are working 70+ hours a week moving product from warehouses to stores. Some suppliers cannot keep up with this level of sustained demand and have consequently halved their orders, Wonder Bread being one example. Warehouses for some businesses are becoming emptied, their stock being depleted by sustained high-volume sales.
Some people have spent money they didn't have buying food and supplies for this, emptying what little life savings they have accumulated. People are growing aggravated with one another - with hoarders, with the regulations, with store staff, with the shitty attitudes of everyone.

Supply chain is pinched hard nation-wide from people reacting poorly, selfishly, and stupidly. Expect shortages and elevated prices - eggs already spiked by a considerable amount around here.

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ooof

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That still means millions of people are out dumbass.

>muh economy
why would they make masks when they can just make whatever the fuck they're already making for money

Possible to order from sketchy mexican pharmacies over the interwebs?

What are some NOVEL NOVELS about NOVEL viruses?

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You had a regular cold hypochondriac nigger.

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>daniel dae kim
fucking kek

If this was true it would be all over the fucking world already

How come no one is doing the same as this guy does?

these are the same lockdown measures taken by the whole world retard
>FL user
no wonder you're retard

Still running all those empty factories' machines, Chang?

Why aren't we a hot spot yet? What are we doing right exacty?

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Bump.
>I think her arms/legs are tied back under the wrapping

Mid april so a chance its fine on Thursday with unemployment news.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS
"Zinc deficiency in the lung causes overproduction of mucus and is associated with respiratory diseases such as chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), a new Japanese study shows. ... "
>search from "Zinc lung"

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dunno fren, i'm a monkey nigger and managed to grab it before Trump made everyone batshit about it

big pharma wants to push for new and expensive drugs

I'm more prone to sister

Happening cancelled?

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I found that filtering the memeflags helps a bit, but some of them are just on American VPNs.

They are juking their stats

Can you post more please?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY DADDY TRUDEAU

>would if I could

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>florida-man-with-coronavirus-says-drug-touted-by-trump-saved-his-life
Kek, tell that to the retards in arizona

>Publix
Well that means that you have a higher chance of meeting the famous body builder CEO janoy cresva

I wish. But no.

Trying to normalize stupidity by saying everyone else is doing it is stupid.

No it means the Chinese can't drive even on empty roads which already knew

>Fuck you Chinks, the world is aligning against you.
What? The world is currently kissing their asses for ((helping)) them because nobody else seems to bother (with a few exceptions).

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Alright. Need me to repost the last few?
Later then

I've been in self isolation for 7 days
I first noticed a lack of smell (but not total loss) Friday before last, so 12 days ago, but I didn't realise it was a symptom at that point
I got a sore throat and a cough last week which is when I started isolating and I ended up with headaches and breathing problems almost immediately but about 5 days after the worst of it started I'm getting better
My coof is still bad but I can breathe and smell and my sore throat goes away with just paracetamol
No idea if I actually have the corona but the lack of smell thing fucked with me, it was totally gone for a week

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Dont fucking do this retarded shit.

Dont pre emptively self medicate

Chloroquinine Is risky stuff

Antobiotics dont do shit, its for preventing coinfection in a hospital setting

>big pharma wants to push for new and expensive drugs
Or maybe the study is complete bullshit

ok bud you go fix it then ill watch

Look at this chart man! It's simple really. What you do is send all the PPE you can to China, keep flights coming in from China (even TODAY) and make a bunch of breathless speeches and now tv commercials.

Look at that chart it's all WORKING. 600 cases today up from 142 yesterday. People are getting better.

Comfy in bed

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CHINESE TRAFFIC RETURNING TO NORMAL IN EVERY CITY BUT WUHAN
CHINESE TRAFFIC RETURNING TO NORMAL IN EVERY CITY BUT WUHAN
CHINESE TRAFFIC RETURNING TO NORMAL IN EVERY CITY BUT WUHAN
CHINESE TRAFFIC RETURNING TO NORMAL IN EVERY CITY BUT WUHAN
CHINESE TRAFFIC RETURNING TO NORMAL IN EVERY CITY BUT WUHAN
CHINESE TRAFFIC RETURNING TO NORMAL IN EVERY CITY BUT WUHAN
SALTY BLOWN OUT HAPPENINGFAGS WILL IGNORE THIS

I've been recording Beijing traffic for a while

>Beijing (-8%)
>Beijing (-18%)
>Beijing (-33%)
>Beijing (-33%)
>Beijing (-33%)
>Beijing (-28%)

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"live traffic"/country/ar/type/posts/

Sure looks normal.

XI JINPING
SON OF A BITCH
CHINA VIRUS

405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.

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>kikes ITT angry that Raoult, The White Wizard saved humanity

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>satanic
Ok biblecuck

report this guy to the fbi unironically

They do work they just have to be complete. You can't run public fucking transportation and expect a lockdown to work, plus they take two weeks before they show their effect even if you do them right.

If I was smart enough to prep since January I would've custom ordered a Megumin doll for 10k 2bh

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Geographic isolation

>How come no one is doing the same as this guy does?
Because the biggest randomized trial so far was a complete failure. His "study" had a hilariously low sample size and he stopped recording as soon as he got a significant value (p-hacking)

>FL user here.

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NOOOO NOT THE TACORINOS

So is Mexico really immune to the virus?

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twitter.com/trvrb/status/1242628564324761606

We are fucked

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i bought some may 15th 225 puts before close today, any rally tomorrow will be short lived due to those thursday numbers, i think you'll hit your target well before expiry

Yes it's at -8%, it's returning to normal.
Nice job contradicting yourself.

>absolutely nobody outside
>just filed my $0 income tax for those Coronabux
>freezer full of tendies

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They have turned a dorm into quarantine in my hometown when there was max. 20 cases. They know that it won't stop at a few hundred and they are preparing.

holy fuck why did nobody think of this

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Two weeks has passed for Italy. Or should we wait another 2 weeks and then another 2 weeks.... any day now it'll work.

i want to show her my explosion magic

China lied and this is the survival rate for all cases outside of that shithole.

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Can any user explain how just 1 or 2 cases here and 6 or 7 cases pop up in rual areas like where is the virus coming from how could do many people be exposed in so little time?

No An let them try

Yeah
I especially love the weekends reports, this seems so organic and all.

>normal

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Yes, it's usually reserved for salary...

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Mexico is fucked like us. Take care tacobro

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Anybody got the asian to cases per state chart?

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Unless this is the "new" Sampson option and they made sure to vaccinate their people before they decided to release it.

I'm in the hospital now

Hey guys I just woke up from an 11 year coma was h1n1 contained?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAS THE FUCKING LARPER RIGHT ABOUT BRASIL THEN?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thanks mate, hopefully Broward county follows suit

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Pls, every one knows it's the same trumpfags and kushnerfags false-flagging

You've been claiming it's returning to normal for weeks, lol. It always ends up going back to double digits under-average.

LOL absolute bullshit. This is CCP saying they now have the ability to simply keep excessive deaths out of news cycles and "misdiagnose" every single corona case that actually comes in and dies.
CCP gave up on lockdown and are pretty much at this point hoping that rest of the world loses more then they do and blackmailing others into giving them vaccines.
Also, it's all about perception management. They don't give a shit about 100-200 million of their own dying, it's just excessive population to CCP elites anyway.
They are already well into laying the ground work for any future uncensorable outbreaks on 'foreigners' and are completely corrupting the narrative real time to place blame anywhere else but CCP.
Fucking obvious idiots.

Thanks leaf

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We don't do mass scale test and only rich people travel to outside of country.

Keep safe, user

Yes, user, that's who it for... But I don't think they lurk enough, let alone READ posts.
How are you hanging in there user?
I wonder how this gal is doing(pic related)

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tfw you realize this product cures lung infections (i.e. coronavirus) and you wish you'd bought one of these

youtube.com/watch?v=9GUXDAfiC2M

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people have to travel to town to buy shit
also potential products people buy and dont disinfect

More like vulnerable. 15 million aztecs died 400+ years ago of Cocoliztli (a flu brought by the spaniards)

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Lads..... I miss him....

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They just had an epidemic, it's going to take time to return to normal but it's doing that right now.
Literally look at the thread and stop coping dumbass

order 66 on Jinping's ass he didn't appoint me to the Chinese Fitness Committee get what he deserves

Week3nds look like all of the hired drivers can take off.

>Wuhan still not back to normal after nearly 3 months of lockdown
>They locked down at 2k cases
>New York already over 20k.
Unless you're government takes the authoritarian pill and imposes a draconian lockdown this is not getting controlled any time soon. New Yorkers are doing a fine job spreading it all over the country.

just too poorfags to real teste their cockroaches.

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>Spain

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It's safe. My grandma was complaining about not being able to get enough sleep due to her coughing all the time. I told her to take some chloroquine she had laying around for her fish tank and I haven't heard from her all night. She's probably getting the first proper night's rest in a few days.

Look at the thread and cope harder, it's returning to normal and you know it.

Order six six your candy ass for haiting bro

They were still running public transport.

No, I can do that.

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damn, 19k already?

yeah, okay, i give up. it's a HAPPENING

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China still broken. Only traveling during commuting hours and nothing else. no day or evening or weekend.
archive.is/M6D8D
archive.is/K7Z1Y

And crowd the ERs with people dying from chloroquinine poisoning and antibiotic resistant infections?

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COMF and PREPPED. Probably going to lose my job and my dad still goes to his. Everyone else is sheltered in. Future is uncertain

>South Korea 6741 tests/million
>US 1094 tests/million
>Japan 194 tests/million
>Mexico 18 tests/million

Lmao

>curve flattening

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Why do I need to look at a single screencap when I have days worth of data?

It's returning to normal but can't they get reinfected anyway?

It's very clear what is happening. People go from work back to their home without spending any more time outside.But it is something that makes sense after 3 months, China didn't contain Corona they forced through it.

See a doc

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No they were not

Exactly - they're hiding it

>CHINESE TRAFFIC BACK TO NORMAL
>EXCEPT WHERE IT ISN'T NORMAL
>IT'S CONTAINED
>EXCEPT WHERE IT ISN'T
Great logic you got there.

>that red UP
n-no it wasn't supposed to be like this!!!

Wuhan live cam tell me otherwise

>WHO says Italy testing too many people

IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH! DON'T FIND AND CONTAIN THE INFECTED, YOU NEED HERD IMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!! SHUT IT DOWN!

>For the longest time, Iran was randomly third in infections, only behind China the first wave's epicenter, and Italy the democratic proof-of-concept for the rest of the west
Truly is mind boggling. And the fact will only disappear into the memory hole because it doesn't fit the board's mutt-centric narratives

Mate, I'm in Broward and lockdowns are honestly gonna be needed, shit is gonna get worse before it gets better

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So the factories running on empty just to show the electricity use, didn't happen neither?

Look at the thread, screen caps of like 10 major cities.
I love how you guys just ignore this kind of stuff, anything that could prove you wrong you throw right in trash.

you need to be older than 25 to post here

They work if you do them like China and use a stick and rope to arrest anyone walking outside.

the lockdowns still allow you to do everything youre currently allowed to do now silly goose

One city out of every other in China isn't alot you fucking mong.

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>Broward
I'd be more concerned about the people than the virus, friend.

And all of them 10% or more under average.

Is the cartel forcing them to play dumb?

stop memeing

it's over isn't it

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right on cue. just nsa and langley-hijacked meme movements

youtube.com/watch?v=Vu4EOyji76s&t=47947s

PERFECLTY NORMAL WUHAN TRAFFIC BOIS

LOOK LIVE CAM HAVING PERFECLTY NORMAL TRAFFIC

Based and JQpilled.

What's wrong with the pubic hair

Sauce, or i will report u.

>Aztecs
user, I...

Takes time to come back from an epidemic.
90% returning ain't bad.

>quarantine
It's normal, for travelers, those who test positive with mild symptoms and so on.

But those are hospital beds for sick people. They expect every hospital to be full. And there are less than 200 cases!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OECD_countries_by_hospital_beds#Numbers

CALIFORNIA HATERS BTFO

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You have to be very entertaining at parties huh?

>You zip up your fly which draws a comment from the other side of the room.
"Uh- yeah?"
You stay silent and flush.
"I'm okay, I'll keep them on. Like I said I'm cold."
>You walk to the sink the start the water, only to be intercepted.
>She deftly unbuttons your pants and pulls them down, then lifts your shirt and tries to pull it over your head.
"I can do that by myself." you reply.
You think you can talk yourself out of this one, seeing as it hasn't been more than a day.
>Do you resist or agree?

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We all do

MI user here. Not going out until I absolutely have to. Glad I cruise Yas Forums and stocked up early.

Hey dumbass, look at the thread.
I said every city BUT wuhan.
You realize China is more than just Wuhan right?

It's not 90% all the time. It fluctuates and most of the day is under 30-50%

IT'S FOOKIN' OVER, INNIT, LADS?

LETS FOOKIN' 'AVE IT THEN

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>250044729
Already removed from by the PPC

At 11 million people Wuhan is larger than the majority of nations on the Earth.