/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2506 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

>moot
literally who

booger eating master race itt will survive

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

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>>Virus has been raging for 5 months
It didn't hit 100 cases until January. It's just getting started.

youtu.be/Q7m1zJT1YUE

pretty sure moot is still posting here. You want to think you can leave. You can't. You really can't. There isn't anywhere else like this on the internet.

3 weeks in lockdown, dude

"What are you looking at, user."
"Your pretty face, 2B."
"Faggot."

You can't stop it. This is the future you chose.

usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

Way ahead of you

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Is this right fags?

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WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 54,808 (775) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +11,074 (+222) Spain +6,922 (+680) Germany +3,935 (+36) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +241 (+2) Canada +701 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Australia +430 (+1) Sweden +253 (+13) Brazil +323 (+12) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +101 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+5) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Argentina +86 (+2) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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lolis

We are witnessing the dawn of NWO. Soon we’ll be all mandated to take (((vaccines))) & be microchipped. Drive as far away from civilisation as you can. You’re welcome.

xoxo, insider in a bunker

Okay, which one of you did this?
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coffs-harbour-man-charged-after-covid-19-prank-at-police-station-c-761549

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TOLERANCE AND DIVERSITY ALWAYS WIN HONEY

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JUNE FOURTH 1989
GO AWAY CHANG

>implying this slut wears panties

LOOKNER 19 DAYS TOTAL MELTDOWN
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streamable.com/ggj1j

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Bolsonaro just lifted all quarantine measures out of nowhere. Finance user was right.
I'm scared.

"Sorry kiddo! bailing out sperg companies and muh gdp and muh economy matter more than your health and safety!"

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>222 deaths
Pretty good haul today boys

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>muh economy
As long as i can still afford my cheap ass junk food and my Brazzers sub i'll be daijoubu

Well at least you are not as fucked as Spain. Hope your grow isn't as bad as that.

Anyone got the sister fucker compilation that uses the Tomorrow theme and has an accompanying doodle?

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blocked by the dems

is anyone keeping up with the original predictions vs real cases & deaths chart?

boomers in Florida will be dying by the thousands in the next week. No one is taking it serious here.

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Reminder to sage all 50 cent shills that says "nothingburger", "Blame Yanks and Pastabros" and "Praise the CCP".

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It will be delivered by this little fella.

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It hasn't even begun.

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he escaped the holocaust only to succumb to the coronacaust. tragic.

nypost.com/2020/03/24/prominent-staten-island-rabbi-holocaust-survivor-dies-from-coronavirus

This was a bad time to transition from male to female haha

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Why do you do this?
Like, I enjoy acting retarded too but this is advanced shit right here.

I want to nakadashi astolfo-chan

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FUCK OFF, 50 CENT CCP SHILL!
SAGE

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Oz News. IMPORTANT.
The extra $550 - doubling of jobseeker payment -
WILL NOT start until 27th APRIL!!!
Fuckers..

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Woah cool it with the jannie-semitism

user hook me up with the hazmat template, thanks.

Right under our noses, the primary dealers are getting trillions in reserves through the Fed’s recently resuscitated Primary Dealer Credit Facility (aka the PDCF). The Primary Dealers (aka the big banks) are receiving funds in the form of reserves (not cash) from the PDCF for their now worthless treasuries, stocks, corporate bonds, mortgage-backed securities, etc. In 2008 the big banks were supposed to, but DID NOT, lend out these PDCF reserves to smaller banks, which drastically increased the Big Banks' balance sheets over the last decade. This allowed them to simultaneously collect interest on these reserve funds from the Fed via the IOER (Interest On Excess Reserves) rate, while screwing over the smaller banks and withholding much needed liquidity for regular people and small businesses.
Unfortunately, today’s new PDCF operation makes the 2008 PDCF operation look like child’s play. Trillions in reserves are currently being added to the Primary Dealers’ balance sheets each week (in the form of repos) with NO OBLIGATION TO PASS THIS LIQUIDITY ON TO THE SECONDARY MARKET, once again.
We are AGAIN bailing the big banks out RIGHT NOW, to save them and their cronies from financial firms holding junk corporate bonds and trillions in futures contracts in interest rate swaps (all under the guise of a solution to the coronavirus pandemic), right under all our noses and at our expense.
Can the American public be this dumb twice?

I can tell that some high profile people are lurking/shitposting here as well.

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>straya
Almost thought it was somewhere in Maine and was wondering which of YOU did it.

wtf he was supposed to be immune from eating 1000 foreskins!

no, this is the best time so that the world can stop you from your delusion.

Trump's response in a nutshell

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at least the transition from alive to dead is more realistic

Markets went up 10%, is our economy saved? Is it over?

Not little grizzly!

Does the governor of a state like Idaho have the power to shutdown his states borders? Not allowing anyone in.

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Reminder: SARS wasn't natural either and and was confirmed to leak in 2004

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HAHAHAHAHA no.

youtube.com/watch?v=syGVoS4ibAk

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are niggers more vulnerable?

hitlers remains are snickering somewhere

I'd like to stab her in the face. What a ugly doodle of her.

The best part of this ride has been watching roughly half the normalfags come to the realization that the government is hilariously incompetent and despair, and the other half go into complete denial and not even understand what's happening.
What a time to be alive.

youtube.com/watch?v=dzr4kRxr9x8

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>71 year old officer
What the fuck kind of officer is 71 year sold

sweet jesus source

A man of culture too, I see

Brushie brushie!

Whats the status of iran??

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Why'd y'spill yer deenz?

Why'd y'spill yer deenz, user?

Why'd y'spill yer deenz?

405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.
>405 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 5 DEATH CONFIRMED.

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a desk jockey that refuses to retire

Dude how did you got (- sin (2x) ) from doing the derived (Cos^2(x))

What are you trying to do?

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what is she from?

It'll tank harder than ever when the US goes herd and you have people dropping all over.

Reminder swine flu killer over 200,000 people. Fuck you niggers

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I fucking hope so.

Don't forget that's also Sanders' response.
breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/10/watch-bernie-sanders-open-borders-coronavirus/

Hideous character design.

Ruh roh. Is it mostly D.F.?

Gonna need to see the rest of the paper

Iran is kill
Italy is kill
USA is kill (pending)

>127 million mexicans
>5 deaths
>"NOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE DOOMED"
Relax, it'll all be over in 2 months

You already know the answer, user.
In the longer run the financial class might be stupider though. Once law and order degrades enough, they may be rich, but they'll also end up dead.

What's the latin term for this fallacy, where X is Y therefore Z is Y?

Hit me up with a reference senpai

>rulers is a tag
Yissss

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Only little Griz!

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Spain was 2 week ago in same spot, now look it.

flatten that curve

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Beat the little shits!

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We tried to warn you Yas Forums, why didn't you listen???

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Congress has the power of the purse. If you get a check from the government, it's not "trumpbux" because a)he has no authority to hand that money out b)he didn't even come up with the proposal to do so. It would mean the bill was passed by congress and not veto'd by trump.

What are the chances of this lasting until fall?
It seems that we'll lockdown for 3 weeks or so, lockdown would be loosened, then the rate would spike back up again given how contagious this thing is.
Are we genuinely looking at potentially half a year locked down?

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t. on the CCP payroll, fuck off shill and stop spamming this post in every thread

>it'll all be over in 2 months
don't think so juan. you haven't even reached the beginning of the curve yet, your peak is going to hit you hard.

Boku no Pico
(It's the underground prequel to Dragon Ball)

2/2

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aren't you one?

I’m legit impressed how much we’ve turned on testing. We’re going to #1 worst cause are testing is so bomb now. We’re testing more per day than any other country in the world! Seriously, look it up. I fee so bad for other countries. You ain’t got Trump!

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>she
user I...

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don't hurt the portable onaholes

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schizo alert

Don't know if it's correct but there are conversions properties like that. Fuck if I can remember high school math.

Mexico City, Puebla, Guadalajara, Monterrey and Merida.

>23:59: 211 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.
Newie here, it's over

FUCK MINI-FLU
FUCK CHINA
FUCK THIS HISTERY

WE GOING BACK, BOIS

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>She

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Low death rate. I'd be more concerned about the economy and the price of the oil if i were you.

They will periodically loosen restrictions to distribute the virus throughout the population

-->/sci/
Also MIT videos of math
Or anything more formal, i.e. learning SERIES AND SEQUENCES BEFORE INTO LIMITS.
Are you in the first semester of some "engineering"?
Or trying to self-taught?

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Last thread I posted this, we're likely getting chink'd

Also >john hopkins

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Fall is probably when we'll see a large spike upwards again, when all the kids start going back to school after a summer of declining numbers leading people to get careless. The year after that will likely taper off quite a bit, and the next year could have another resurgence similar to other epidemics.

[CHART UPDATED]

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Wouldn't it be awful if Corona-Chan took off her shoes and it smelled bad?
Imagine the smell haha...

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>Are we genuinely looking at potentially half a year locked down?
Minimum. Recommendations for a curve flattened enough to not be completely over ICU capacity are 12 months. At 6 months it's still going to kill millions. Anything lower than that and it's the worst genocide in any living persons lifetime.

it's amazing that people have politicized a global pandemic, the "literally just the flu bro" people are saying that shit because they're desperate to defend Trump. The fuck is wrong with you people?

No this shit is endemic but with a twist: an endemic bioweapon specifically designed to override and hijack your immune system not only to spread, but suppress all antibody development.
Which doesn't even take into account all the other mutated strains.
Mortality rate ranges anywhere between 20-40% depending on age, ethnicity, gender, etc.
Those with closest genetic match to east asiatics are most vulnerable.

iran will likely suffer at least 10 million dead by the end of this year alone.
US has about 140 million that needs to die to begin with, so net gain for us.
If you look at death rates in europe, rapefugee invaders and shitskins are definitely effected more then europeans thanks to shit genetics and crowded conditions. Same with arabs, iranians etc all shit genetics.

PURGE BEGINS.

Yeah I don't remember either but here we do "regla de la cadena" which means F(G(X))'= F'(g(X))*G'(x)= So in this case we go from Cos^2(x) to 2 (cos (x)) * -sinx(x)

>Publishing date February 1981
>1981
This predictive programming is TOO FUCKING ADVANCED

lel, brazil is going to get fucked completely. How the fuck are all these countries, USA included, that had MONTHS to prepare doing NOTHING to prepare for this at all?

>all those baby numbers
Come on guys, you gotta step it up. Keep up with the big dawgs.

Americunts.

Same in english: chain rule.

That's what she gets for wearing shoes with a fever.

Lies

I still haven't seen any talk about organizing factions for survival.
I still haven't seen any talk about how China's going to pay for this
and most importantly
I still haven't seen any talk about how to protect your testicles.

Come on, lads. We're supposed to be better than this.

When police arrived, they found Sango and a 37-year-old woman in the hallway.
borderland-beat-forum.924382.n3.nabble.com/Coronavirus-The-future-of-Mexico-tourism-and-cartels-td4111761.html

illegalaliencrimereport.com/post/african-migrant-charged-with-kidnapping-raping-woman-in-south-dakota
256 in mexico

The woman had been strangled and repeatedly raped, according to a police report.

Quarantine is not working here, numbers keep rising even with closed borders, closed schools, banned gatherings, and limited movement. What the fuck

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100%. It will seem like it's going away, then it will explode in cases and deaths again with severe consequences for 3-5 years.
Black death 2.0 is here, courtesy of deranged CCP and chinese bastards who wanted to wage biowarfare against the world.
They must be held responsible.

researchgate.net/publication/300723620_Association_Between_HLA_Gene_Polymorphism_and_the_Genetic_Susceptibility_of_SARS_Infection

Near the bottom

There's another one that has the same conclusions that it's not natural, but it's not free.

>preparing for a nothingburger
Kill yourself panicker

That's brazil

>how
Back to work goy. Big line go up

>price of the oil
Global problem, not ours
>Economy
Spain,France and Italy are fucked by tourism, if Mexico avoid coronavirus mass epidemic, we gain a lot new tourism.

Thanks for posting his again. And again, the reason is that the average American has absolutely no idea of what you're talking about. It's outrageous, of course, but Mnuchin is a slimeball and no one in the White House understands this, maybe including that idiot Kudlow.

FUCK GOOFERS

user that is working, the numbers will still rise just not as fast as without it.

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FUCK CHINA!! THEY WILL PAY!

are you guys testing? last i heard of mexico was that people were ignoring guidelines and going to concert and shit.

i don't know if it was you guys or Argentina actually protesting the virus on the street lmao.

Boomerino flattened.

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Just make sure it spreads to subhuman scum like those shitskins in krakow etc.
Fucking shitskin subhumans who need to get raped and killed.

CHING CHONG CHING PING RING ME RIKE-AH BATTO SOUP! CHING RING

web.archive.org/web/20200325014748/http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2020/03/coronavirus-update-2.html

>Italy turns down testing in hopes it'll make it look like less people are infected
>deaths go down for 2 days
>they think they're making it
>suddenly, deaths way back up

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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we are getting 150 new cases a day at this point and it isn't slowing down. Our healthcare system will collapse.

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I dont know man, even if the goverment plan works, a lot of people will end with no money. Most of mexicans dont have savings for a full month

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>Anything lower than that and it's the worst genocide in any living persons lifetime.
Has to target a specific ethnic group to be genocide. If anything, it'll be androcide since men are twice as likely to die than women so far. Huge upside: all men who survive will be in high demand.

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>+50k cases and 2k deaths daily
Boy we sure are heading to a bright and boomer free future...

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Happening cancelled?

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good luck, retard.

Listen to your local police and EMS scanner: broadcastify.com

>nothingburger
face the reality brazil bro. your wave is going to be YUUUGEEE.