>be me
>go out on weekends drinking to the most degenerate places at night
>do cold approaches & get rejected 99%
>feeling suicidal at the end of the night
>visit local strip clubs to ease the pain of wamen unwantedness
Now:
>stay home smoking pot
>100% chance of rejection
>browse through Tinder with no success
>feeling unwanted but not suicidal
what has COVID-19 done to your love life, Yas Forums?
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>effected
protip: effect is a noun, affect is a verb.
a f f e c t e d
a f f e c t i n g
dirty laowai bring disease to china we dont wan your unhygenic people here
its pretty much illegal to go outside other than essential work and buying food\medicine. im sitting at home playing deus ex
>contemplating whether I should continue loving her unrequitedly or not
>drinking booze every night to drown this feelings away
>jealous as fuck on her ex who obviously doesn't care anymore
>confused as ruck whether I should seek true happiness or coochie
I have a black roommate he has been fucking 7 different chicks this week so far. He instantly gets matched on dating websites nobody likes me or I get no match at all same for all other white people.
Well i havent fapped in about two weeks.
usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.
Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?
I wish my cute redhead neighbor would give me a chance.
Effect can also be a verb, like when you effect a change.
Tinder is garbage, approaching irl is the only way. Lay low for a while
Me and the wife have installed a glory hole in the kitchen door.
Fuck off bugs
Protip, it’s not that simple. Both words can be either nouns or verbs depending on context.
keep it up
>on NO FAP 1+ years
>can now see into the 5th dimension and back
>still can't get a gf tho
>will keep trying and report from the frontline
don't lose hope, user!
fuck off, chink. This whole shit you caused are just a ploy to take our islands.
Your new bases just outside our backyard says it all.
thats the thing, some guys are just good at that shit. and if they got the looks, its a wrap. we just gotta keep trying. is the only way. once u stop going, ull sip back into your old way and it's over!
lad, with Tinder i get sum wamen at least matching me. with cold approaching i get rejection and cant even pull irl dates.
i get #s sometimes, but they are just that-#s. most chicks flake/ignore me. and now it means i just gotta sit at home all the time without being rejected, but at least i dun wanna kms every weekend. fuck my life!
I’m not bragging OP, but I’ve had tons of pussy in my life and have been rejected countless times. You just have to keep at it and you will statistically be in the right place in the right time. One nighters can be tricky, so sometimes it’s better to make plans for a Sunday night (when they’re all hungover and need a dopamine fix). That’s where you come in. Since you weren’t overly needy the night you met her or during the days in between, she can go out and have fun with her girlfriends stress free and not worried about men because she knows she has some dick waiting on Sunday. Sunday she’ll be nice and hungover and the orgasm from sex that you’re going to give her will give her the dopamine fix she’ll need after depleting her stores all weekend. It really is a master plan when you perfect it.
>Love life
>
Nah. I’m a fairly handsome guy, but I don’t take great pics. Don’t get me wrong I’ve had pussy ‘o plenty from tinder, but the in person approach is always the best.
island agressor
noticed tons of new women at dating sites and many have dropped the pretense of finding a "partner in crime" and openly just want to bang.
yeah, i realize now that i dun keep at it consistently. i simply stop for a few weeks and pick it back up when i start going out again. and im stuck in this loops of the OP i made. not much progress for doing things half assed. i guess this pandemic will give me time to sit down, gather my thoughts and make some sort of a plan when things get back to normal, whenever that will be. cuz ill never improve at the rate im going. or was going in this case...
It's honestly improved my life. I used to sit in a cubicle and work for 10 hours and pretend to be busy for 30 hours a week. Now I finish all my work in two half days and don't do anything for the rest of the week.
holy shit, i noticed this too. i thought maybe they are bots. but desperate times, may just require desperate measure...
of course in person approach is better
>know exactly what u see/get
>no fake pics from all the perfect angles, then when u meet her she looks like a whale or 10 years older
>her smell and scent cant be traced via your monitor/screen
>her vibe (this is important). ive had wamen turn me off with how disgusting rude and disrespectful they were in person, and ive x'ed them right away. cant do this online
i fuking hate online dating, but atm have no choice...
Hasn't really, only a pregnancy scare has. She says no more sex till marriage.
Think of tinder as a supplement. Get on Bumble and pof too. It’s all a numbers game. Keep swiping and you will get matches and you will eventually meet up with some of them. What’s weird too, is that once your dry spell ends and you get laid, (I swear) women can sense it and you’ll keep getting more. Once you get the wind in your sails again, it will just keep rolling in. Because you’ll be out on a date with one and make eye contact with some random, who then will see you on tinder and swipe because she has already seen what you look like in person and already knows that other girls want to go out with you.
Women are absolute pigs. You could be an absolute mutt, but if they see you with women they’re going to want you.
I used to bring all my dates to this chill little jazz bar and I would always be polite and flirty with the bartender. She saw me bring in a lot of girls and had to have saw me kissing and squeezing ass and tits all the time. I ended up asking the bartender out one night. Got her number and fucked her the first night. They don’t think of men as whores like we would if we saw them with so many men. I’m telling you, they’re all pigs
>be me 23 y.o
>find new friends
>go to gym for a year regularly, actually getting swole
>least depressed I have ever been
>plan to go to court rooms and watch (want to do jury duty when I am 25)
>plan to go to parties
>plan to see psychologist
>corona chan attacks
>home alone all day
>addicted to LoL again
>getting more autistic by the day
Now I am all alone, getting super depressed and I know for certain that I will be a virgin at 24 y.o.. I am obsessed with progress and I am currently regressing. Losing my social gains, losing my muscle gains.
I WANT IT TO STOOOOOP!!!!!!
tfw:
Order up some tendies with boobies fren
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I had a crush on my lab partner. College got shuttered, I'll probably never see her again.
Please kill me. I'm going to be stuck quarantined with my boomer family for the next fucking year with nothing but regrets to keep me company.
met smart qt dutch girl and i think we hit it off, but she went home to bunker down with her family
Rejected 99% of the time.
Why didn't you keep the 1% you moron.
yes, user. i've heard it all before. girls are just programs that you can play with, and they all respond to the same stimuli. but think of yourself back when u were in my shoes. no wamen=no wamen. like u said, they sense it and i can hardly get dates via some dating app. plus, i lack experience so it's like i just wanna lock self up in my room and be baked all day. but ill keep trying and will try Bumble and pof. thanks for the feedback!
CHING CHONG CHING PING RING ME RIKE-AH BATTO SOUP!
>before
>gf has job, fuck her every couple days
>after
>gf has no job, moves back to parents home state
>no fucks
Before:
>khv who never leaves house
Now:
>khv who never leaves house
Nothing, still a lonely virgin and Im already in my mid twenties. My social and communication skills are utterly shit and it hurts. I envy those that could talk effortlessly, since in my case, I last a minute before going running into awkward silences. Is it over for me?
My ex fiancee who is in quarantine (and has almost no friends so she is lonely) called me after 4 months no contact apologizing saying it was all her fault and wanting me back but I have a new girl so I told her to delete my number lol
sucks, but you can still do calisthenics at home if you don't have equipment.
on the bright side, if/when this is over women will be desperate for dick, so don't stop working on yourself now
Fuck you for caring about your meme love lives. millions of people are going to die from this and almost a billion will have severe symptoms. Unironically subhuman scum.
We're living the same life, bro, everything except the jury duty
What game is that, looks ultra realistic
sorry user. maybe you should use this time to see what improvements to yourself you can make? cold approaches don't really work, you need to try and meet people through some kind of social network of actual humans. women are like cats in that they can sense desperation and so the harder you try to touch them the more repulsed they are
Super Mario Bros. 2
I now wash my hands before.
my best advice to you anons, find a coach. get into pickup. there is help out there. i am now 40 and still feel both your pains. not a virgin but PUA has helped me A LOT! I'm still a doomer but i just force self to go out on weekend to do approaches. day game is VERY different and is why i never do it. but it all comes down to one thing-being social with people, not just pretty girls.
not the only place u can find a coach, but this is a good place to start. plenty of classes/programs here (at least for those of u in Europe) badboylifestyle.com
zero effect
t 27 yo virgin
i agree but disagree too. cold approaches don't really work if THATS ALL U DO IN PUBLIC PLACES. if you're not good at cold approaches and u end up in some social circle, but u dunno how to close (your approach), and lead a girl, you're ultimately FUCKED! so, everything helps...
Thanks to you fucks every time I fight I imagine a plume of corona-chan floating around the room. A room full of PLOOM.
>doing cold approaches at nightclubs or loud bars
Why? If you're alone at a bar chances are you're signalling to the girl that you have nothing to offer. Build a community around yourself of friends and/or colleagues. Get involved with your church. Your life is not about you, and until you realize that, people aren't going to want to service you unless they're paid (like the strippers). You're not entitled to the time and affections of others.
The wife and I have been fucking like mad
if her ex doesn't care about her anymore, why should you? there are lots of lonely women in this world
My experience was the opposite. The only time I could ever get tinder matches was in the Dominican Republic, nothing here in the US, while I can approach here in person and get laid the same night in my car.
HNNGHHHHHHHHHHH I'M PLOOOOOOOOOOMINGG
i like to be alone. i hate most people. so, pass..
Fart*
black guys know how to talk to girls
Also yeah, most numbers are flakes, it's a n in the moment thing.
THIS.
What does Corona do to their sex drive.
that's cuz we're all diff in our progress. i'm still stuck in the seduction process somewhere where you probably never had probs with. every guys has his own traumas, beliefs, etc.. which prevents him from success.
Affected my what?
Fpbp based and grammarpilled
not really. most men, period, have no fkn clue. i've had black wamen tell me "most brothers have no game". i'd have to correct them, most MEN...
>I hate people
>why won't women suck my dick my life is terrible waaaaah
Join Squad.
It's fucking awesome
>t. 2.3k hours in it.
Its called squad and its one of the best shooters I've ever played
>t. Bat AIDS
China asshoe
Do you recommend post scriptum? I already have squad
Had no life before this so it's the same alone and any girl that does show interested has one of these three qualities
>mental illness
>slut
>drug addict
Sometimes they have all three
close? lead a girl? is this some kind of pickup artist shit? this is some kind of advanced autistic terminology. i'm in way over my head.
>see person who happens to have tits
>talk to person, crack jokes
>don't sound like a fuckwit
it's really not difficult
Met this girl at work and we hit it off. Been on a couple dates with her and had some make out sessions sometimes. Even i knew this shit was going to happen since I've been following the /cvg/ at the start of things and haven't seen her in 3 weeks. Shit sucks but we call or text each other everday
>talk to person, crack jokes
>it's really not difficult
Well, that's the most difficult part for me.