/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2505 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

2300 died of COVID today. It has already beat Swine Flu at its peak.

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All this corona-chan drawing makes me wanna draw. But every time I try, I try to be a perfectionist and end up screwing myself up.

When do you guys think north korea strikes? I would think when we are crippling by corona would be the strategically the best time to strike. They may never get another chance like this. Imagine massive cyber attacks against US government offices and health systems across the country. they could make this crisis 10x worse overnight if they bricked a few tens of thousands of computers.

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We're not all on prep for our extracurriculars. Really wish I was though, volcel life gets boring.

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>Checked!
You used my suggestion user! Looks great!
SAVED!

I'm in a 24 hour mandatory curfew, can't go outside unless I need food or the house is on fire. My island has no fire station, we use volunteers instead, so if a fire breaks out we plan to just run from it.

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Third week working from home, havent left the house yet. I will NOT get this virus.

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We’re about to go into full lockdown

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Seriously?!

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usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

Tonic Water + Multi-Vit with Zinc

move along, nothing to see here

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 53,655 (698) Spain 42,058 (2,991) Germany 32,991 (159) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,866 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Australia 2,317 (8) Sweden 2,299 (40) Brazil 2,247 (46) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,082 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (12) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Panama 443 (6) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +9,921 (+145) Spain +6,922 (+680) Germany +3,935 (+36) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +241 (+2) Canada +701 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Australia +430 (+1) Sweden +253 (+13) Brazil +323 (+12) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +101 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+5) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Argentina +86 (+2) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Was listening to a news station earlier and they had someone call in who used this exact argument
>Only 400 have died
>Flu killed 14,000 last year
>Stop panicking, stop over hyping
Stupid cunt of a person.

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How is it that they intend to deal with people who stay at home?
>infected
>self quarantine
>survive and its been long enough that falling over dead isnt an immediate concern
>feel well enough to try and resume normal life after lockdown lifted
>reinfect everyone near you and start it all over again

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Fuhrer digits

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584986686484.webm
*coofs*

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April 25th will end with more than five million cases
Cap this post

The Hospital Chain Prevent Senior in Brazil started using HCQ last tuesday for the owner's mother who got the virus and was in critical condition with a ventilator.

There is a new report on TV that HCQ+Azythromycin reverted the critical condition.

All patients in the Prevent Senior Hospital chain with coronavirus were then given the combo and today NONE IS IN NEED OF VENTILATORS ANYMORE. ***ALL OF THEM LEFT ICU***.

youtube.com/watch?v=KrvEQPUfH9o

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COME BACK OREIMO user, WE MISS U

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Hi Cholly, Mr. Magoo needs you to mow his lawn.

Can you try a earth chan smiling all sinister holding the corona joker card ?

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Fuck these god damn banker kikes. I swear to god if my grandpa dies because these fucking jews want more money. I will personally make them pay for it.

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i dun get it :DDDD

>US State Leaderboard
787 total deaths
37/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>NY:
271 deaths
>WA:
122 deaths
>CA:
51 deaths
>LA:
46 deaths
>NJ:
44 deaths
>GA:
38 deaths
>MI:
24 deaths
>FL:
20 deaths
>IL:
16 deaths
>CT, IN, TX:
12 deaths
>CO, MA:
11 deaths
>VA:
9 deaths
>MO, OH, OR:
8 deaths
>PA, SC, VT:
7 deaths
>AZ, WI:
5 deaths
>KY, MD, NV:
4 deaths
>OK:
3 deaths
>AR, DC, KS, PR, TN:
2 deaths
>GU, HI, IA, MN, MS, NH, SD, UT:
1 death

>up 200 today
it's habbening

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>mfw my dad, a doctor, gets flipped off when he asks to be tested so he doesn't infects hundreds if positive

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Ok but don't expect god-tier results

He could go to the media.

40+ is safe?

How are literally all countries on Earth be buying ventilators at the same time?

How can there possibly be enough supply for this demand?

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is that limmy?

it's been fun.

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No worries

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There isn't.

Sorry Happeningfags its just a hype.

Comparing the numbers of Italy and Germany. If you dont wear a tinfoil-hat, the only explanations for this is: Italy has much more infected than the tested 60,000 - 70,000.

Even in Germany there are much more infected than tested. I personally know people with symptoms that got rejected from hospital. So even the 0.4% deathrate in Germany is an overestimation.
Lets assume 0.1% and see:

80mio germans.
70% infected => 56mio infected.
0,1% deathrate =>56,000 deaths in Germany.

The Flu 2017: 25,100 deaths in Germany.
rki.de/EN/Content/infections/epidemiology/inf_dis_Germany/influenza/summary_2018-19.html

ITS A (STRONG) FLU!

NOTHINGBURGER confirmed

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KILL THE WUFLU!

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Wait, the second best BMI is 40+? Lol the timeline must have shifted.

user you can't be testing everyone then the numbers of infected go up and the stonks go down. Have to fake the numbers for muh economy

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>oy vey goyim! you need panic!

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Based boomer of Corona destruction!

The randomized trial in China was a failure already. Anecdotal cases and p-hacking n=6 "studies" aren't relevant.

niggers are fucked

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Based beard

There isn't

but the workers in the factories that make those machine are essential for a reason

Hm...

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>tfw your birthday is March 3rd and your birthday present is corona-chan in your country.

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fat fucks are fucked

>obese
>no underlying health concerns

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A BMI BELOW 18 HOLY SHIT

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The only reason China had so few recorded deaths is you all look alike and we kept losing count.

Lol we survived the bubonic plague and the Permian–Triassic. This shit will be over in 2 weeks.

Happeningfags BTFO

if you lose your sense of taste you are a super spreader

Think on the bright side, now the whole world experienced what it's like to be a sperg, social distance is here to stay.

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Ah you think so ? they won't test doctors now ! they did like a week ago but now they all get told to fuck off.
what a fucking clown world.
And you know why they do that ? because the gov told people to not contact the doc if they're sick. where is the logic in this ? that doesn't mean my dad won't be infected, maybe he has already infected thousands ? He told me he will stop working if he gets a fever.

Good luck user!

They really won't test him?

when are you guys going to give up?
this shit is a fucking nothingburger. no matter what happens, kikes will still rule the world and we cant do nothing about it.

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arches are social distancing

WHERE ARE THE VENTILATORS DONALD.

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probably because they're too fat to leave the house

hope lots more die, have had so much work opertuniyies since this virus started, bless you corona chan for making my dreams of putting my 240 back on the road

>no underlying health conditions
>land whale

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>no underlying conditions
>is a fat hamplanet

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>That coof and swallow

>BUT MUH MELANIN!!!!!

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>USA updating way more often for some reason

trying to avoid 1000+death headlines?

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>but the workers in the factories that make those machine are essential for a reason

We have factories with workers in Europe that produce medical ventilators in 2020?

By the best numbers we have (south Korea) the case fatality rate is 3.35%

>opertuniyies

>250030888
Solid work

The Irish Times reported that Senator Maire Devine from Dublin witnessed more than a dozen teenagers harassing senior citizens waiting in line outside a pharmacy, standing about 6 feet apart, as health care officials recommend

“There was around 15 teenage boys standing outside joking and laughing,

Then they start playing tag with the older people, and running away and shouting, ‘Covid-19'”

I think it's coming from the wuhan lab. Bat are carriers of many coronaviruses. They probably failed safety measure or just sold the shit to the market after numerous tests on the animal.

Retard it's because of the number of patients if it was equal in all the bmi's the death rate would be the same for everyone

That bmi is for a child

Washington state is over 3 hours late

we shall see.

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>nigger
>no underlying conditions

because that's clearly the only possible reason they'd do such a thing, right?

Honestly boys the memes posted in these threads are the main thing keeping me going right now.

If it really hits worst case scenario I'm fucking terrified. I knew I should have gone out and bought guns before the quarantines were put in place.

How many were dead last month from it? Now imagine if that growth rate continues.

Who /comfy/ here?

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>421639 infected
>18633 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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WHAT THE FUCK

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and that's with everyone receiving the miracle treatment, guess it's not such a big miracle

I love corona chan more everyday, soon all the issues will be handled by her. I would elect her leader of the new world, she kills off chinks and help the world remove the boomers.

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don't need to spell to fill in industry jobs

>n-no don't believe China's sickness and death tallies
>totally believe their clinical trial information though
Top fucking kek!

>n-no don't believe the CDC, all other nations, or the WHO... coronachan is definitely worse!!!!
>let me post more anime titties!
H1N1 was worse by every metric, provably. You're either a brainlet or a kike shill.

>From April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, CDC estimated there were 60.8 million cases (range: 43.3-89.3 million), 274,304 hospitalizations (range: 195,086-402,719), and 12,469 deaths (range: 8868-18,306) in the United States due to the (H1N1)pdm09 virus.

>Additionally, CDC estimated that 151,700-575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)pdm09 virus infection during the first year the virus circulated.** Globally, 80 percent of (H1N1)pdm09 virus-related deaths were estimated to have occurred in people younger than 65 years of age. This differs greatly from typical seasonal influenza epidemics, during which about 70 percent to 90 percent of deaths are estimated to occur in people 65 years and older.

cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/2009-h1n1-pandemic.html

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Your country will be over in two weeks. Of course, sacrificing humans in mass to your god (muh GDP) isn't uncommon for you faggots.

twitter.com/WADeptHealth/status/1242587111733133312

Rlelax, they still have 2 hours to make it in for the day

Well it makes sense, public panic from a headline like that would be crazy. I know if I ran a country I wouldn't want to be the first to say "1000+ people a day are dying and it's only getting worse"

Fuck yeh Vampirella

any more info on this?

You do realize that the fucking soviet union about 80 years ago pumped out 40 tanks DAILY for months?

Look up the t34 production statistics.
This virus should be piss easy to handle for any well organized 1st world country. If they converted factorys to filtermask production mid last month when it was real obvious what this is gonna do we'd have hundred thousands now.

Fucking belgium burned 6 mil masks just months before because they were "expired". Fuck this gay earth

Based

o m g THIS

all these retarded lockdown restrictions over a fucking FLU. It has been one week of this nothingburger shit and I am already losing my fucking mind here.
THIS IS SO BORING. Oh no....some Boomers are dying. The same people who would die from a flu. OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!
Fuck me, you people are fucking stupid. I have fucking had it already.

How far behind the curve is india

strawpoll.me/19611458
strawpoll.me/19611458
strawpoll.me/19611458

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>estimated
>estimated
Also known as unconfirmed. How many confirmed deaths did H1N1 have? 18449. No more, no less.

Brazil is kill

>"i don't know the reason, but i'm going to act like you don't know the reason either so I feel better"

kill yourself

Be honest guys, who else is pleased by this situation? I'm really sorry for the deads and ills, but i'm loving this quarantine and this sense of emergency so fucking much, i wish it will last until fall!

Uhh is corona transmittable through the monitor?

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Yeah. Or they're actually trying to keep the country informed. One of the two.

H1n1 took 18 months to peak, corona already beat it at its peak lol

Really, we live in the countryside, he's the caricature of the countryside general medecine doc. He called the nearest town's hospital to get tested and they told him "You don't have any symptoms, no need to test you !"

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CCP Chink shill detected.
Reported for being a spambot.

Kay, go outside bro.

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About 40 years. Superpower by 2020 was a bit unrealistic.

They are clearly doing a "county per county" count to avoid that. How many died in America yesterday? 200? The amounts of daily deaths in america is doubling every 2 days and even faster than that. 2 days ago it was 400 total dead at the end of 24 they will reach most likely over 800. Shit is going to get really bad in America if they don't get their shit together now.

Jew York is finished.

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We should have had the factories producing ventilators immediately after Wuhan locked down. I guess hindsight is... Covid 19

This is a WIN for Pennsylvanians.

...at least until the next Leftist Govna Power Grab

blog.princelaw.com/2020/03/24/pennsylvania-governor-wolf-backs-down-declares-gun-dealers-are-life-sustaining/

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>I'm really stupid

Have any of y'all seen this Austrian autismo go shopping? She seems nervous. She looks good in stretchy jeans tho.
youtube.com/watch?v=xCJMcLY8B-k&t=17s

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She looks obese. I'm not a doctor but isn't that a preexisting condition?

damn
I didnt buy any tin foil

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I can't believe the jews want us dead this badly, what did we even do to provoke them?

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zerohedge.com/health/situation-rikers-island-unimaginably-bad-covid-19-tears-through-prison

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I bet they were nigger children

>factory worker in food
>shitty temporary contract, can pull out anytime
>They need techicians hard tho so I could leverage full blown employment
>still live at home
>if it wasn't for coronachan I'd be living alone in a small sized city apt rn
>stuck with mom in rural-ish village

I have no incentive to make money except if this just blows over. Do I quit or wait it out? Prep is 100% done

STOP COMPLAINING

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That trajectory...

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NPCs can't into the most basic math. If they see a hundred messages saying +10 deaths, it doesn't register for them.