PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF TUCK EDITION /ptg/

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COMPROMISE WITH DEMOCRATS PASS THE BILL.

You either get nothing or you both win. Do the right thing people.

I always thought the pizzagate conspiracy was kinda silly and made trump supporters look bad.

MAGA

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this low IQ strawmanning faggot ass cock sucker right here.

really

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I love you all.

Melania!

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NOOOOOOOOOO

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"WE NEED YOU TO PANIC, GOYIM!"

You're not even real.

i did see a couple of niggers at the briefing.

Take a DNA sample and test everyone in that room for spreading a biological weapon.

IT TICKED UP IN REAL TIME

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fag

AWOO~

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Nobody cares. What is the ACTION

TRUUUUUMPUUUUUU

muh local gym is on lock down... I went by there just to see if they were open on the down low, but there was a notice on the door...which was streaked with creatine powder and meathead tears...

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American resurrection on Easter

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>dude lmao just go fuck yourself you deserve the democrats ruining your life over a little coof

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That would be so weird having him pound my boi pucci haha...

So let me get this straight

It's a loan

You don't get it if you didn't work in 2018

Its only a grand

And this is all we're getting for all the people who just lost their fucking jobs and now have to find new ones in a recession. Wow, thanks america

>not home gym master race
Ngmi

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IS TRUMP JUST RANDOMLY SAYING MEANINGLYESS SHIT AT RANDOM

BECAUSE HE SEEMS TO CHANGE HIS MIND BY THE FUCKING HOUR

The press pool really is a kindergarten

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If you can avoid spreading the virus do so. But don't let the government tell you that you can't leave your house, fuck that.

STFU faggot

>>Gaben?
How new are you nigger?

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>If you capitulate and surrender, you win!

You shouldn’t be going out unless it’s absolutely necessary. If you have the means to stay at home for 3 months, you probably should.

it's over...

the only thing drumpf had was his economy and the coronavirus destroyed that...

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Thanks for voting for the kike puppet

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No, that's the house bill, stop spreading that bullshit.

>you now realize there may be a british slut but there is not ONE irish, scots, or welsh anime girl

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Quit asking for free shit in the first place, how about.

Beggar

>Shut down the economy to save a few thousand 90 year olds from kung flu
>Kill millions in the process when the economy collapses.

This is their big push to transform the world into a global communist hell hole

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I liked it better when the conspiracy theories are about this guy being African.
Then we moved on to a restaurant without a basement keeping children in a basement.
Just admit you took the catholic church stories and made them about a random restaurant.

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Is the national milk supply chain safe?

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>BECAUSE HE SEEMS TO CHANGE HIS MIND BY THE FUCKING HOUR
This cannot be the first time you've seen or heard Trump. He's a flip-flopper.

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I remember when reporters brought mice to the briefing room and set them loose just to say that the whitehouse had a vermin problem? True story

>YOU NO HAH MANY FAHMAS AH OUT DEAH?

Who the hell is this guy?

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>>dude lmao just go fuck yourself you deserve the democrats ruining your life over a l

This but unironically

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FMILFotUS

Also lmfukinao imagine spending your time on Yas Forums when you need a job and some money lol like go get a fucking job hippie lel

I'm gonna perscribe you 100 volts straight to the nipples in the name of Pence

It's a fucking tragedy m8 I've lost so many gains it's insane

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Yes. It's a game of chicken, you win by moving out the way.

There's no cash prize for staying in a collision course.

>get back to work, goyim, make the imaginary line go up again

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Oh look, Ahmed is back in this thread.

>I liked it better when the conspiracy theories are about this guy being African.
That one is true though.

>asks for my vote
>proceeds to fuck me in my ass and say i need to stop asking for free shit
Yeah, no thanks
I didn't vote for trump
What's the real fucking bill then?

>quit asking for free shit
>but give every illegal a high end Italian supercar
I want you to find a 1500 watt food processing blender and practice your sapphic foreplay technique with it

>Who the hell is this guy?
One of the most overrated chefs ever.

Honestly WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TRUMP

Beyond his service to this nation, he gets just as much respect as anyone else.

Donald Trump has blood on his hands.

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Jews/elites want to use the crisis to push through as much of a power grab as possible, but they are also hedging their bets (as usual) and trying to prevent being blamed for any Weimar tier collapse.
They are on a tightrope right now, and nobody knows for sure where the floor of all this is.

I WAS PAYING FOR THAT GYM SO I DIDN"T NEED ONE AT HOME!! fug my losses and gains.

can you give an example

this but unironically

The economy is a health issue too.

>Count of economic activity like factory production and distribution of produced goods is imaginary
bro like let's just smoke doodweed and write poems all day the good comes from the grocery store

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I still can't believe those pesky dems unleashed a biochemical weapon on the entire world just to impeach Trump...

I literally dougnut care if you vote for trump you fucking insolent insolvent prick

Did you guys watch the Cuomo v Cuomo interview yet? Pretty entertaining.

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Are her tits real or are they implants?

Mayhem Graham

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Gone by April.

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here’s some other text from pelosi’s version, disinfo fag.

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He makes soups

A faggot name Wolfgang puck.

Why should republicans rescue restaurants when so many of them virtue signal at the conservative expense.

Sorry about your friends.
Rest in paradise.

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and trump fell for it
at least people stopped asking him about the wall promise

good, because were getting rid of him and his small child like orange hands

you forgot
>inflate the USD by 40% in the next ten years

Kek they just played an ad version of this pic on Tucker

And they would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids and that dog.

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>What's the real fucking bill then?
Senate Bill it's on the gov.org website somewhere.

>$6 trillion to save some boomers from coofing

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Unironically.

How much do you think your average nip knows about Welsh?

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obvious as fuck/10

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You have poor reading comprehension.

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>you're insolent and insolvent
>for not giving me everything I want
The only shit America has to give you for free is .45

>dailyfail shill is still proxyfagging

Globalism giveth (niggers), and it taketh away (niggers)

Don’t make fun of me. I don’t know stuff. Give me information

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No you're not, any more than I'm getting him elected.

Keep believing his lies, you'll be dead.

He shouldn't a lot of them hire exclusively illegals.

#TrumpLiedPeopleDied

Why not three years?

no, because everyone is voting against him other than autistic fucks like you fagging around

you misspelled 'turn all 50 states red for a decade'

ah, i see a new strawman
>ermerrgerrdd glorumpf thinks virus be gone by april
add that one to the growing list
>blumpf wants to kill muh grandpappy cuz stock moarket

left eye bullshit. god damnit quick spooking.

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>that's not journalism, that's... LYING
kek

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Okay? I don't care. What does that have to do with the bill?

also
>ahhhhhh drumpf think about the debt who needs an economy

>Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have shut down the economy for no reason.

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shut the fuck up pussy

Clearly he's been practicing black magic and shit, very politics

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>ORANGE MAN NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY
>ORANGE MAN NOT DOING ENOUGH
>ORANGE MAN PEDDLING FALSE HOPE
What the fuck do they want him to say? Pic related

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We’ll have a vaccine by then

AWOO

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He's no smarter than the average man.

He's a person like you and me, what should we do?

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kek and
>zrumkpf is killing people with fish food now

The tuck shill thread was half an hour late, ya'll motherfuckers ain't getting paid tonight

i’d say it’s all so tiring but, to be honest, the increasing number of panicking shills in quite INVIGORATING.

>when you're such a shitty shill you get dabbed on by other shills

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Let's add another 6 trillion and user can sit around posting on Yas Forums all day and never get a job for a long time

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Tea party died with Romney's Presidential chances.

>test more people
>the number of infections goes up
fucking lightbulbs

(((Trump))) needs to be fucking removed. He is incompetent as all fuck.

whens trumpbux

Trump doing better on the polls

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Implants, Trump likes implants for some reason.

What is the current situation on the Senate bill?

>2010+10
>Tea Party

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>write poems all day
there's literally nothing wrong with this though

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SOON

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>6 out of 9 deaths in Sweden are Somali
Somalis are underrepresented in virus deaths?

welshmen are terrible, i just wanted a (You)

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They're not strawmen. He literally has said these things.

agreed. im also seeing a growing number of trump haters starting to give him a break. wtf timeline did we just shift into

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If he hadn't, your overlords would be having a field day. Boris already went through this.

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