/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2504 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

Germany:
>32,991 cases
>159 deaths
>Only 23 in critical condition
Check worldometers

>good goyim. it's good to be scared
>let us take control... you'll be alright.
>we have such good vaccines coming for your kind

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New York Virus

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messy hair when ?

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But you ask for it. Sit back and watch history

youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM
my stock advice for the day...

Worldometers doesn't have data on pre-existing conditions.

Don't forget to sign up!

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yeah right they all got on planes and went to florida

>2296 deaths today

OMG... he was right

youtube.com/watch?v=n4no04822NQ&t=187s

COVID-19 Case Fatality Rate Percentages around the World - ordered by Racial and Ethnic Groups
North-North America->NW Europe->Central Europe->Northeast Europe->East Europe->South Europe->Southeast Europe->Central Asia->North Africa->Middle East->South Asia->East Asia & Southeast Asia->Oceania->South America->Central America->Caribbean->West Africa

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why did i vote for bolsonaro /cvg/ ffs why???

this mf will ensure no right wing government gets elected here again for 20-30 years at this rate if he doesnt get impeached before(which is honestly the best alternative)

Red stocks mean less virus. I want more virus let the American's go to work.

doubt they'll do it, and even if they do, they'll infect tons of people before. They're running away.

you guys keep missing the 30k one.

gib pic of the 400k version pls

as if anyone will self quarantine

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>white house speaks jibberish

Yeah and?

holy shit ! spain's death toll is reaching italy levels, they had 680 deaths today !!!

and yet BLUMPF thinks the virus will "MAGIcALLY" disappear in 2 weeks.........R.I.P AMERILARDS.....

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COME BACK HOME OREIMO user

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Not like you had a choice. Just enjoy the chaos.

New York is fucked, any anons there should be flying drones taking photos of the chaos.

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>every government on Earth is /nothingburger/ or HERD
>every major TNC wants to eliminate quarantine measures
>Normies in my country still at "just a flu bro" stage

Humanity was a mistake

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>I always called it The New York pneumonia

Sorry for the late response to the 3 anons that asked me questions, I am still here and answered you in the other thread.

Germany still has a higher death rate than Korea which is the benchmark.

not so fast coronachan

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>get back to work, goyim, these indexes aren't going to pump themselves

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lifezette.com/2020/03/watch-teen-who-licked-public-toilet-seats-now-says-hes-been-hospitalized-with-coronavirus/?fbclid=IwAR0k1HzrBt5l2eIipFU3PoeyVib9FoyWZpjB7TeXMXkZPiDFYo3B4aiT9Y0

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South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Japan, Hong Kong, and China have beat corona.
The Chinese numbers are real.
It doesnt kill young healthy people.
It has a 3.3% resolved case fatality rate

Nurse on a coronavirus patient ward in London killed herself. Our nurses and doctors are pretty much working 24/7 right now because of so many sick people and lack of nurses. Shit's fucked lads, the Tories gutted our health system so we were never prepared for this kind of pandemic.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/coronavirus-nurse-kills-herself-uk-21749225?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

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>voting for a parasite that has done literally nothing in his political career.
well...

Because its worked well so far.
People are probably STILL having corona parties.

>What if all the animals start contracting the virus? Is this an end-of-the-world scenario?

They can get it, but it's not the end of the world unless it mutates into a more severe form and a vaccine doesn't work and there's no treatments.

>DO NOT WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY

>IT IS SAFE AT THE BANK

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Only one man can save us now!

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Wow it's almost like shit countries are shitty. High death rates for every other disease, high death rates for WuFlu.

Imagine my shark.

If you're from New York, we're going to need you to stay away from the chocolate factory

nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&__twitter_impression=true

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Dude, China has fake bumbers. The death rate is 30% right now.

>Virus survives on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
That link doesnt say the virus is live after 17 days, it says the rna is still present, the rna of anything could last thousands of years,

Italy's having testing issues.

This reporter compiled 2500 reports of people at high risk who were told to go home without a test. mobile.twitter.com/stanzaselvaggia/status/1242430052899454978

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Trumps fucked up big time with his response to this.

He's been dealt a shitty hand, having to deal with this 6 months before the election but the best course of action would have been to act stoic and be seen to take it super seriously.

Instead he chose it as his hill to die on. Trying to pretend its no big deal is costing him votes.

The cool kids call it the dollar flu.

Trump can't get his kill rate up anyway. Lindsey Graham is not that retarded. Posted yesterday:

Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
When it comes to how to fight #CoronavirusPandemic, I’m making my decisions based on healthcare professionals like Dr. Fauci and others, not political punditry.

Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
·
23 Mar
Replying to
@LindseyGrahamSC
Try running an economy with major hospitals overflowing, doctors and nurses forced to stop treating some because they can’t help all, and every moment of gut-wrenching medical chaos being played out in our living rooms, on TV, on social media, and shown all around the world.
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
·
23 Mar
There is no functioning economy unless we control the virus.

Reminder that amerimutts could’ve had thousands of dollars monthly in coronabux but the government would rather you work yourself to death instead

The way to beat it is simple, test literally everyone and isolate the positive

Fuck. I am entirely alone in a county in Florida. My entire family and friends are in the Keys, which is about to setup a roadblock preventing anyone but residents from coming in. I have had a dry cough for about a week now that started with a fever and my dad is high risk. I have until Thursday to decide whether to flee down there or ride this shit out at my apartment here.

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deserves it. wonder what happened to that other retard that did it.

Attention all american wageslaves
time to get back to work

the low death rate is irrelevant when the body doesn't build any immunity so you can reroll for death several time in a row, usually with less chances to survive every time if you get sequels.

>No human-to-human transmission

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And we don't know how many dicks sucked before

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That's absurd. It's still going. Jump in front of moving car and tell me how fast it's going. Bet u can't.

yea can i have the NY steak please i need for sunday diner

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literal Darwinism at work.......

Korea doesn't. It's 3%.

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political chaos is the last fucking thing we need.Unless you want to watch the world burn even faster.
Just wait for 2022, at this point he is burning his chances at re-election and almost guaranteeing his loss.

Singapore just went on lockdown you mong. Japan's been not giving a shit this entire time. Never trust China. South Korea is doing well, and Taiwan too. Hong Kong is up and down. There's a more accurate summary sport.

That is the worst news, it shows that people that are infected are using public toilets. The idiot just sacrificed himself to warn us all, heed the warning and avoid public bathrooms.

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This is the most "recovery" 6 trillion printed dollarinos could buy.

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Literally worst case scenario. Idiots voted him in and now we all suffer.

>That nose

In France we had 1-2 month worth of medical supplies (masks and such) stored in hangars in case of a sanitary crisis like the one we have now.

Guess what, they all got destroyed because it cost too much money back then.

>have breast expansion/lactation fetish
>mfw this series of images
MORE

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Wagie wagie back in cagie
All day long you coof and ragie
/Yuro/ comfy
/Yuro/ cool
/Yuro/ free from work and school
Wagiemutt is trapped and dies
/Yuro/ eats tendies and fries

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>I Don't zee your work permission slip in your papers

/CVG/ is ok with this

>tfw Trump is inadvertently accelerating the epidemic in the US with all his muh economy
>when all the cases in Europe die down US will be crashing and burning
LOOKS LIKE HAPPENING'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Thats not what the stats say.
You literally made a bunch of age groups at 0% which brings down the average. Youre an idiot.

Agreed.

Prime sirloin please
I like it aged so I don't mind waiting a couple of weeks
Should've matured nicely by then

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My ex wife is a nurse. I hope she follows suit.

jesus

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Someone streamed a nearly empty times square two days ago on twitch. Shit was eerie and comfy at the same time.

>Girl name BaZeD!

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Go get infected if you want more.

6 trillion
jesus fucking christ

my wife is a nurse and they are rammed but its a mindset how you deal with it. you can walk in and get caught up in the hysteria or you can just chill the fuck out. yeah people are dying, you have to be pragmatic though. this woman would have killed her self because of something else if not because of this.

This. I unironically will vote for Biden instead of Trump just because of how hard he's fucked this up. My aging parents and disabled brother mean far more to me than owning the libs, and this fuck has to be held accountable for putting them in danger.

>my dad is high risk. I have until Thursday to decide whether to flee down there or ride this shit out at my apartment here.
don't risk giving it to your dad dude.

I keep hearing people arent getting checks now, why?

I'm readying my best keks for the moment that "if I get corona I get corona" tard gets it

Singapore did that and tried to reopen

CORONVIRUS CAN BE SPREAD THROUGH MOSQUITOES SIMILAR TO MALARIA
>victoriaadvocate.com/covid-19/can-you-get-coronavirus-from-a-mosquito/article_0bf648de-6bd9-11ea-8fe6-f70bcda0b79c.html

BREAKING:

Prisons across the nation report escaped inmates

mobile.twitter.com/USPatriotRick/status/1242307022541877248

Policy wise hes' not that bad. It's his crisis management skills that are fucking awful.
Realistically, nobody would have expected this shit to happen, so nobody was voting "Hmm if a pandemic hit who would be best to lead us?"

Maybe because there were zero deaths in those age groups you massive retard.

Actually told my old man this today. Paranoid as fuck 'user how can I stay in here without seeing my grandkids'.
Yeah fuck you man I'm the one who had to go to a general hospital to get his prescription.

So HUE HUE brothers what are the reactions in your country/ social media / family about Bolsonaro being a nothingburger fag and MUH economy argument?

Who /comfy/ here?

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Lads we need to put a lid on this now

Do you want to stay in quarantine forever? Somehow, some time EU will roll over too

It will be called the great escape from ICU easter

GARY HAS FORSAKEN US!! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!

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money machine didn't go brrrrrr enough

I guarantee porn companies are using this to film porn in time square, if not they failed every coomers dream.

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It's a very severe virus, but you can't transmit it to others.

But knowing the Chinese, their rat eating will eventually make an airborne Hanta variant.

Don't infect your parents user. I know its hard but you may have to ride it out alone. I too am a Florida user and will be with you here in Yas Forums for you.
Take plenty of Vitamin C, D3, and Zinc and don't give up on life. Oh and watch plenty of anime

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She looks like the type of girl that a drunk Russian would ravage on his way through the hinterland in 1945

Well if they are simply reservoirs that's pretty fucking bad. It means the planet becomes infected and we'll need a yearly (at best) Coronachan vaccine

Hues will whack him soon enough when the bodies pile up.

you have to test everybody at least 3 times because of false negatives, so just produce 1.2 billion tests lmao

Coronachans little sister Hantachan has arrived to help

Cue in "Curb Your Enthusiasm" playing in the distance.

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Except the president is the person we vote in to handle a crisis.

If printing money brings the stocks down why do they do it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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imagine the smell

Who /19days/ here?

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>Nurse on a coronavirus patient ward in London killed herself.
Women nurses are notoriously unstable. So many are all bluster and bullshit day to day, and fragile little girls when shtf.

>you can actually scare people just by scaling your charts like an asshole
Fuck me.

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His approval rating is going up during the crisis

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Many retards who voted for him are now getting mad basically

why is our fetish so rare breh
there are exactly two animes that feature purely breast expansion+lactation with no other degenerate filth. all other bizarre /d/ fetishes under the sun have terabytes upon terabytes of high quality content on the internet but all BE+lactation is always tainted with disgusting hyperpreg or megafuta bullshit

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do you hate your dad user? I am a trucker and I probably wont go back home for a year because my parents are high risk, dad eapecially.

Anyone verify that the virus makes your balls ache?

IT KEEP GETTING WORSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Not me nigga I’m in Seattle

Correct, South Korea provides the most accurate data, every deviation is due to mismanagement of the outbreak.
South Korea had an excellent response, granted, but western countries really slept on their outbreaks.

Charlie?

im just sad at this point

all i wanted was guns and a good economy, now i still dont have both plus a completely braindead president and a pandemic

>Japan have it under control
>South Korea have it under control
>China (says) they have it under control

Meanwhile, in no-mask advised places like the US and Europe the deaths skyrocket despite being infected later. Maybe Asian countries were right about the idea of just making everyone wear facemasks.

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>his fucking best isnt even 50%, yet people think hes doing a good job

jesus, this country is so fucked

So we produce them then, what's the alternative? All Humanity just stays inside for 3 months? 6 months? A year?

Oh my cunny

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she's serbian

What you call quarantine I call continuing my NEET life as usual

>750 deaths
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Friendly reminder 40,000 Americas die a year of Influenze and you don't bat an eye; yet you scream over a fraction of that number.
What a nothingburger.

This was his downfall. The fact that he says stupid shit and then I hear people repeatedly saying the same thing after. He has mind control on lock.

Less than a week ago people were saying how India had it in control and the heat helps. Now its in complete lock down

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90% of people here have not felt the impacts of the virus yet. when people know someone who is sick and dying it will drop like crazy.

...

ride it out
do it for your dad

RIP USA
RIP USA
RIP USA

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R.I.P AMERILARDS..........with your obesity epidemic no wonder why death toll are so high !

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>USA more deaths and cases

Holy fucking shit USA again, I think they're updating New York hourly to avoid them having massive number reports tomorrow.

Countries seem to be really wanting to avoid 4 digit death figures or higher.

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Imagine the feel

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Banks and large funds are having liquidity problems, it seems.

I was disappointed with yesterdays briefing, but today it cleared things up. Trump is asking God for a miraculous timeline shift to happen on Easter to free us from Coronachan.

Face it, the happening is over

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Male nurse here can confirm

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>independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-second-wave-surge-hong-kong-china-uk-cases-a9420876.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

That's actually pretty catchy. Fuck you, I like it

>all other bizarre /d/ fetishes under the sun have terabytes upon terabytes of high quality content on the internet but all BE+lactation is always tainted with disgusting hyperpreg or megafuta bullshit
i know this feel too well

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Go back Chang

yearly flu goes up to 500,000 deaths a year corona not in the ballpark
medscape.com/answers/219557-3459/what-is-the-global-incidence-of-influenza

went to local hospital, literally no lines nothing but empy tent,
video anons in Spain travel to many empty hospitals youtube.com/watch?v=WVTBabRLJ-U
video description "spanish government announces the collapse of the emergency services in Spain, "the dead accumulate on the ground" declare the news in Spain. In this video we can see videos recorded by people where empty emergency services are seen, the few employees on duty playing cards, and the only visit they have is the pizza maker. You can also see a hospital in Uruguay filmed by the staff themselves, EMPTY!

video: empty hospital in italy, youtube.com/watch?v=VU-79l52oDo

and in lockdown USA no pandemic at hospital

youtube.com/watch?v=N94T_nKMKM4

there is no surge of sickness, no surge in yearly death count, world wide or in any country, this pandemic is based on asymptomatic cases testing positive on a meaningless test

China has no new cases because the changed the test, now the test is designed to not detect anything , thus phasing out the hoax.

cnn.com/2020/02/21/health/coronavirus-reported-cases-covid-19-change-intl/index.html

the World Health Organization (WHO) reacted to the change in their Friday situation report, noting: "Some previously reported 'clinically diagnosed' cases are thus expected to be discarded over the coming days as laboratory testing is conducted and some are found to be Covid-19-negative."

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>Japan have it under control
oh no, he doesn't know lads.

When it turns out he's right in a month, you'll conveniently forget you even said shit.

USA is fucked

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>woman is mentally unstable and vulnerable to emotional breakdown
woooooooooooooow its fucking nothing

>Michigan's largest healthcare system nears capacity, limitations, with 635 COVID19 patients.
twitter.com/GaryMiles_DN/status/1242578029035085828

lmao, flyover fags about to die in droves for having shitty healthcare systems

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SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

IT'S THE TRAJECTORY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. IT WENT UP 200 TODAY AFTER 100 YESTERDAY

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japan has it "under control" because they arent fucking testing
China is just lying
the only people i would believe that have it under control is South Korea since they immediately took extreme measures to stop it

You were absent the whole day. Nice to see you didn't die today chang.

for the user in last thread
they told us(by a letter we got handed over at the test station) that if they dont call within 5 days we can expect the test to be negativ
last week the made a statement on the local newspaper that they have too tests and that the procedure will take a few more days
2 or 3 days ago they released a statement that they have 2000 tests which are invalid or couldnt be processed because of lacking chemicals for the test
i only know this because i and my coworkers actively read local newspaper.
now imagine if out of those 2000 tests maybe 100 are positive and dont know about any of this
thankfully we are expected to be in quarantine but if you go to work you still can infect your coworkers without anyone knowing
kinda fucked up if you ask me

WHOA DOOD,LOOK AT THAT LINE GO UP!

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i can feel that nose coming through the screen. fuck that shit, withdrawing money and using that plus trumpbuxx to buy boomer rocks. hook me up with that platinum and palladium

>coronachan burned through asia
>still nowhere near H1N1 death toll
Coronacucks btfo.
Stop being kike pawns.

>he says stupid shit and then I hear people repeatedly saying the same thing after. He has mind control on lock.
he really should have learned from the mistake of lelouch lamperouge about giving orders without thinking

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>40'000 per year
>750 in a day and growing rapidly

Even assuming it stayed the same and didn't rise, 750x365days in a year = over 273'000

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The mask forces people to rethink their decisions, they are constantly reminded that they are in danger if they touch their face. When people don't touch their faces it lowers rate of infect by large margins, also asians have less physical contact compared to westerners.

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When do you guys think north korea strikes? I would think when we are crippling by corona would be the strategically the best time to strike. They may never get another chance like this. Imagine massive cyber attacks against US government offices and health systems across the country. they could make this crisis 10x worse overnight if they bricked a few tens of thousands of computers.

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>Face it, the happening is over
Everybody already has, it's only these 200 doomers sitting in their rooms that still think something is going on.

Not really. Many factors go into voting the President, but it usually boils down tot policy making. Granted, a President should be able to lead during a crisis, but at the time our biggest worries were avoiding more wars in the Middle East, strengthening our borders, telling China to fuck off, and rebuilding our economy.
He was the only candidate to run on those things strongly while most dems and even reps kept focusing on virtue signalling and Russia boogeymanning.

A pandemic was the last thing anybody expected.

>Nothingburger fag
Yikes

thanks user

S E C O N D W A V E

Frau ist frau

Again, french medicine student.
If you have any questions regarding how it is in France or in medecine, ask.

And thanks to the german I've talked to, the thread archived right before I could answer.

China is obviously lying about their numbers, or you also believe so many people died at the Tiananmen Square?

Japan isn't even testing

South Korea is shooting anyone who comes into their borders

Friendly reminder Influenza grows in the same way; you don't bat an eye.
40,000 Americans user. Apologize.

There will be a thousand americans dying per day from this in a week

also, no hugging, no kissing, no handshaking

Remember, hospitals here haven't been this overwhelmed since the war. Sure, there's some hysteria going on but when you're working non-stop all day and there's another patient dying every hour with 10 more needing critical care it must seriously fuck your head up. None of these nurses will be used to death and suffering on a scale like this, and to make matters worse nurses and doctors are becoming sick themselves.

>yes goyim, give it all up... that's the best thing...
>y-you.. I mean we must sacrifice... yes...

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ifyou test positive for kike manipulation
the cure is pic related, no increase in total sickness or death, they are just attributing what sickness and death exists every year to thier meme covid test, China healed itself by changing the test to test negative

H1N1 had 565,000deaths/12months=47000 deaths per month lasted for one year.

coronahoax has 11000deaths/2months=3700deaths per month,

so why no school closings in 2009? because the internet is more censored after sandy hook and other mass casualty hoaxes, in 2009 they would have been exposed by the once vibrant truth community which had exposed 911.

cdc.gov flu pandemic-resources 2009-h1n1-pandemic

youtube.com/watch?v=WkyATw1lYLo&feature=youtu.be&t=705

News Benders a program about fake news, expose media hoax scare tactics

archive.org/details/newsbenders

"we'd like you to help plan the news for 1973"
In Event201 in 2019, they planned the news for2020, the coronavirus scare. Recall that AIDS was a hoax, HIV antibodies dont mean your actually sick and the AIDS medicine is what gives you immune deficiency

cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm

who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

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No I’m waiting until everyone else is not okay with then I’ll try my best to wrangle adjacent tards.

That would defeat the purpose of all the facial recognition, guess we should all go for that handy chip in our hand , ammirite

Fail gets.

Biden's worse, imagine the illegals will flood the US.

O H H Y E A H

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>implying I have any physical contact
I don't even know the last time i touched another person user

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Yes which skews stats. Example:
Nobody dies from age 1-9
Nobody dies in age group 10-19
Nobody dies in age group 20-29
100 people die in age group 30+
What would the fatality rate be according to that chart?
If you cant answer youre too much of a brainlet to even know what I am talking about

Can anyone rearrange this group according to percentages of Haplogroup in the countries?

I'm interested to see how this effects actual genetic groups, aside from nationality.

We should be able to find an average on which haplogroups are hardest hit.

How can you be stupid enough to think that a bank account is any safer than cash hidden in a cupboard? If shit hits the fan, it's all gone anyway. I can understand that with average IQ people in my country, I mean, I'm the first generation born post-communism, the older folks have no idea how an open market works. But in western countries where capitalism was the deal since the fucking Industrial revolution? I know I'm rambling, but can someone please help me understand why would people think that a bank is any safer than investing (stock, land, whatever)? I'd rather buy gold like a boomer retard than open a savings account

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>750 in a day
It wasn't 750 in a day it's 750 in total.
Seven hundred and fifty deaths. So small I can type it out. That only took, what...5 months?

Woah, some happening.

>insane overreaction to a bad flu
Oof!

What is going on in North Korea? Anyone coughing sent to a gulag, or half the country already dead?

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>*inhales deeply*

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Yeah and you know how many die in a day because of influenza? Over 120 or so. Do you see why Corona is an issue now you fucking retard?

The end is here.

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There are a thousand less Americans getting killed in traffic accidents, so I guess it's a wash

This virus can infect everyone on the planet, there's nothing we can do

are the Falklands still safe?

You said that 2 months ago
This has been raging for 5 months and in total 750 Americans have died.
Most hyped up overblown nothingburger in the history of mankind.

>ywn wander a post-pandemic American wasteland
It's fucking over..... isn't it?

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Pre-existing conditions are exceedingly common even in the sub-30 crowd. How many otherwise healthy asthmatics do you know? They have a very elevated risk of death.

>man
>GLEISI (((HOFFMAN)))
seems legit.

I wouldn't laugh too hard, every major state is going to be fucked hard by this.

Everyone infected gets shot

You're either a fucking idiot or you didn't plan at all and are scared, hoping you can wish this away.

I'm ill, millions of people are ill, people are dying.

he's the person who runs the executive branch, which is literally the federal government's response team to a variety of dynamic situations.

it was obvious that he was unqualified. he has had an easy presidency up till now. this crisis is going to bring out his true colors. so far it doesn't look like he has the metal to deal with a serious crisis. he's on fox news playing politics when americans are dying. it's not a good look no matter how you spin it.

>lockdown

"we wouldn't need to surrender our rights if the pandemic was real, since we would see sick and dying everywhere and our fear of sickness would enforce a quarantine without needing to surrender our natural rights, only a fake pandemic requires surrender of our rights

no philospher of ancient greece (Plato, Socrates etc.) which lived though the Athenian Plague, ever wished to suspend natural law, or the basic freedoms of its citizens over the threat of the ancient plague,
If there really was a pandemic you wouldn't need the lockdown, since people would see sick and dying everywhere, and voluntarily not leave thier house, no violation of rights is necessary for keeping one from jumping from great hieghts etc. because it is real it enforces itself, so there need be no law banning our movements during pandemics since real pandemic enforce thier own laws by the power of thier deadly nature

The only pandemic that needs suspending of liberties is a fake pandemic, these are pandemics of testing positive as asymptomatic carriers, which is no power of nature

therefore thier lockdown defies natural law and common sense, is not useful for any situation forseeable, and is a form of economic war on our country,

the emperor has no clothes: the shelves are full, the hospitals are empty, the media and NPC live in an alternate reality game (ARG)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game

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No US politician wants to admit that they let mask manufacturers go overseas to China.
No US President, including Trump, wants to admit that they were warned by our only remaining mask manufacturers that we need to stock up on masks for the Strategic National Stockpile because they won't be able to meet demands during a pandemic.

Nobody wants to admit they let this happen.

750 is the overall total though, not per day. Still up over the last 2 days at an alarming rate. Is it accelerating or peaking though...? Guess we'll have to wait two weeks to find out.

our very first hospitalisation case has recovered and is back to work

here

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Exactly, Italy was worst hit because of they are very close to one another, the Italians are known for their hugs when they greet people. It spread fast in Spain also because they also are very close contact people, the lower rate of infection in Russia shows that less contact cultures survive better.

The fast food you ate last, or the annoying old lady who touched all your food at the store before you arrived.

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>BROOOOO YOU CAN'T INCLUDE PEOPLE UNDER 40 IN YOUR CALCULATIONS!!!!!!
Dude if you only include old people in the CFR of course it's going to be higher.
All people under 40 have a 99.7% chance of survival; you can't just leave that out.

Lads...I think this may be a bit worse than they were letting on. Should I start prepping for a crisis?

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Fundosu are safu

you guys think thats bad, imagine thinking big breasts are disgusting but always get massively turned on by the thought of tittyfucking

yea, naizuri exists but it's mostly loli which I don't appreciate, and 3D girls with anything under C-cups are too embarrassed to even engage the thought.

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From Argies or from coronachan?

Hi.

Is this thing really a bioweapon? Was the Norwegian just LARPing about how the S strain is the vaccine and the L strain will kill you eventually regardless of age? Is it possible to design a virus like that?

Thanks in advance

A concerned user

>not using log plots

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Nice!

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you have 276 deaths so far

I fucking hate that microbiology taught us that the opposite of what is going on in the US right now is the proper thing to do. But let's save the economy first.

All we know is that anyone trying to get into North Korea gets shot

Guys I think I have the bug. I have a light chest pain and pain in my joints. It was nice shitposting with you guys.

>implying the US isn't practically third world
user, I.....

Western individualism is objectively worse than Eastern collectivism

Chink shills are really stepping up their game.

Not the end, but yes, it's bad, and a lot of animals will also die from it and spread it, and mutations that come from animals might just make something super bad.

It's uncharted waters.

Bank is legally required to insure up to 250k per person per account by the FDIC. this was done specifically to prevent bank runs

>BROOOO IT'S A BIG ISSUE PEOPLE ARE DYING BROOOO
1000 people die in traffic accidents every day.

Then do I assume correctly, that only Germany tries Chloroquin and France doesn't?
Same happened in Belgium...

Also:

USA again... updating every 15 mins now 100+ cases 10+ deaths

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We got bamboozled didn't we?

>The rapidly spreading coronavirus may have already infected half the UK population — but that is encouraging news, according to a new study by the University of Oxford.

>The modeling by researchers at Oxford’s Evolutionary Ecology of Infectious Disease group indicates the COVID-19 virus reached the UK by mid-January at the latest, spreading undetected for more than a month before the first official case was reported in late February, the Financial Times reports.

>But even though this suggests the spread is far worse than scientists previously estimated, it also implies that only one in a thousand people infected with COVID-19 requires hospitalization.

nypost.com/2020/03/24/coronavirus-may-have-already-infected-half-of-uk-study-says/

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That must be horrible

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Are Italy and Spain getting worse or better?

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Ugh, jesus I want an oppai sidepiece so bad.

Happoner over. People recover. /cvg/ and happoners btfo eternally

>I wouldn't laugh too hard, every major state is going to be fucked hard by this.
This is the basic fallacy. Big cities like NYC, etc. are going to get hit. People will die. There's a natural level of separation in suburb/exurban locales that will slow the spread.

It's not the end of the world. It's basically the same as a bad flu season, and that doesn't even touch H1N1 and what it actually did insofar as dead and hospitalized.

argie military is to busy being seamstresses, so Corona-sama

brooos remember if you lose your sense of taste you got covid

Cool, he'll likely get it again

It's the same bullshit as lactation being considered too taboo for /h/ and forced to mingle with that shit on /d/ (literally, because milk is somehow on the same level as scat and farting) despite lactation being a natural aspect of human sexuality.

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No, thats not correct!
Do the math:

120/ 9037 = 1.3% South Korea
157/32986 =0.4% Germany

germany has a three times lower deathrate than South Korea

You are just really really dumb

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>at this point he is burning his chances at re-election and almost guaranteeing his loss.
Maybe this was the (((plan))) since the start, creating a turmoil to make PSDB look a good and acceptable option.