/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2503 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

XI JINPING
SON OF A BITCH
CHINA VIRUS

these threads have devolved into anime porn, cringy memes, attention whoring and off topic faggotry exactly like the Trump general threads

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Ya'll ready for rape?

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Good news, Ontariobros
McDonald's is still considered an essential service

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No, its making my beard grow alot faster in combination with biotin though

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ORLANDO IS THE LATEST CITY TO FALL TO CORONA-CHAN!
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
fox35orlando.com/news/orange-county-issues-stay-at-home-order-to-begin-thursday-evening

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Bigger than 9/11

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Open for business

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youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY
>And I feel fine.

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What are the chances orange man bad is going to get people killed by encouraging churches be packed by Easter sunday

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oh fuck, top 3

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BREAKING: COVID-19 HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED MALARIA AND AIDS/HIV'S DAILY DEATH TOLL

The media really likes saying the NEW corona virus, I wonder why.

>Just

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Chinese Intentionally Spread Corona Virus — Spit On Food, Elevators, Park Benches

>Dozens of videos have emerged of Chinese citizens intentionally spreading the Corona Virus by spitting on food, inside of elevators and wiping saliva on park benches. Some of the videos shown display Chinese citizens spitting directly on strangers.

theredelephants.com/chinese-intentionally-spread-corona-virus-spit-on-food-elevators-park-benches/

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So we're past the peak
How much time until we go back to normal? I say 1 month

It's pretty great, isn't it.

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Can some drawfag user add trump to pic related and make the stock green with positive numbers?

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fucking NYC man.

nothing will change the people that arent already practicing the shelter in place now wont change for that either; it's the same provisions, no restaurants bars large gatherings

>people who have recovered have permanent 30% reduced long function from scarring
Is this true lads? Why does trump want me to go back to work and get sick? I don’t want lungs worse than a chronic smoker what the fuck

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What do you think about this danish corona song youtube.com/watch?v=6Xdwoorifpg

REMINDER TO FIGHT THE COOMERS
DO NOT LET THEM TAKE YOU DOWN INTO THEIR COOMER HELL

ONCE YOU FAP THAT ONE TIME IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP DOING IT A 2'ND, 3'RD, ..., N'TH TIME AS N->INFINITY

DO NOT LET YOUR BRAIN ROT AS A COOMER

STAY STRONG

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Prove you're right,. You can't.

She's too strong. 140 deaths more for 2nd place.

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>just got gun loicense
>went to the range today
>they close tomorrow
fuuuuuuuuug

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thanks brahs......also nothingburger phaggots
BTFO!!!

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Pretty sure theyre doing it in Miami and Tampa too.
Just doesn't say it in that article.

>fox35orlando.com/news/orange-county-issues-stay-at-home-order-to-begin-thursday-evening
>Essential errands will still be permitted, such as visiting a health or veterinary care professional, obtaining medical supplies or medication, obtaining financial or legal services, obtaining food, grocery items or other household consumer products, the order states.
In other words they can live their life as normal and everyone will.
This will not end this is only the beginning and Florida is going to burn

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I'm still waiting for today's figures to be finalised before updating, has the tentative figures

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No one here can prove you exist.
The "reality" you see might just as well be some faggot gods fever dream, and you are just a figment of imagination completly worthless and yet you think you really exist.

Prove you exist. You cant.

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>post yfw second american wave of racism agianst the chinese

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it's like that for anywhere you silly goose

Algeriebro's not up yet.

>tfw writeanon disappears AGAIN
im getting angry. finish ONE of the fucking stories

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Enjoy your time at the top yuropoors, because US will be #1 in leaderboards at Easter

PRAISE JESUS

>Biden's kid meets with PRC reps

>Biden Runs for President

>No chance of Biden winning

>Disease outbreak that mysteriously pops up near a chink biolab

>Cases in the US start to pop up in Chink and Jew strongholds.

>Obama holdovers at CDC encourage Trump NOT to close the borders

>Trump does anyways

>CDC Obama Holdovers initiate trash strategy of testing ONLY cases serious enough to require inpatient care instead of control groups. This artificially inflates fatality rates.

>Actual control cohort tests (Diamond Princess, Germany, SK) show a much milder disease that is mostly asymptomatic.

>Media uses the inflated fatality rate to drive hysteria.

>Kikes create worldjewometers.com site and constantly shill on Yas Forums with inflated fatality rates.

>Kikes push to shut down the entire country, crashing the economy.

>Democrats in Congress owned by the CCP use it as an opportunity, tying aid for unemployed Americans to communist social policies- green new deal, welfare expansion, race quotas for rehiring, more environmental policies that benefit the PRC and hurt American business

>Trump suggests HCQ+Az as a cure as proven in SK and Germany.

>Kikes push a fake story where a retard drinks fish tank cleaner to show why this is bad and we need to keep the economy closed and support Remdesejew as a cure instead

>353 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no bully celica pls

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henlo, welcome to fourchan

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Well this was like 6 hours ago

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THE
MONEY
MUST
FLOW
AT ALL COST

They played this on the radio last time I went for a drive, so I had to roll the windows down and blast the speakers
top tier comfy

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based anti-coomer user

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Hello again Chang. Looks like you're keeping busy filling up /cvg/ with chink propaganda. Maybe you'll earn enough today to eat something besides a few bugs.

The black market in healthy lungs is going to do a roaring trade

>air conditioner is over $10,000 to replace
would it be better not to have air circulating in here? keep in mind it's 90 degrees freedomheit out.

really? i'm taking biotin too and completely beardlet still

checkmate

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How many of those pneumonia deaths are just mis-attributed COVID cases? Any idea how those numbers compare to last year same time?

what makes asians think they are so amazing?

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Why do you guys keep saying case numbers are about to blow up?

It's growing linearly retards.

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>The burden of proof is on you to prove my retarded conspiracy theory wrong!
Fuck off.

Pretty sure those pneumonia cases are actually based on data prior to 2020, i.e. before coronavirus

The disincentives to carry out this conspiracy far outweigh anything they could gain.

WHY IS IT EVERY FUCKING TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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This clip is from 7 months ago, so not related to corona. Why are people so shit at checking sources

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wait until we can gif this with "GAS GAS GAS" music

gr8 b8 m8

DROP PORN
>DROP PORN
DROP THE WEED
>DROP THE WEED
DROP WHATEVER ELSE YOU'RE ADDICTED TO
>DROP WHATEVER ELSE YOU'RE ADDICTED TO
DROP YOUR DEGENERATE 'FRIENDS'
>DROP YOUR DEGENERATE 'FRIENDS'
DROP ANYONE NOT REALIZING THIS IS IT
>DROP ANYONE NOT REALIZING THIS IS IT

WE GOT NO BRAKES PALS GET IN SHAPE RESEARCH SURVIVAL

Sounds like the 2000s.
I like it.

>(logarithmic scale)
Nice bait.

>I had to roll the windows down and blast the speakers
nigger

>Trump suggests HCQ+Az as a cure as proven in SK and Germany.
Problem was, that the experiences made in China and South Korea were not clinical studies with control-groups. Western doctors were sceptical, but there seems to be more openess now.

I can dig this

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>Our president is a complete retard
Get me out Corona-chan

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>he """thinks"""
Top kek

...

Boomerville Florida doesn't even practice social distancing with house. Parents dry coughing already.

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If I had any video editing skills I'd love to do that, but I'm only okay with image editing

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anti übermensch mentality

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So if this virus is as deadly as Yas Forums says, why is trump going to reopen businesses? I thought this was suppose to bring the worlds leaders to its knees, except now it’s being contained as a nothingburger.

HOLY SHIT BOLSONARO SPEECH WAS "IS JUST A FLU BRO" "DEAD BOOMERS DON'T MATTER" "MUH ECONOMY".

Based Bolsonaro will destroy Brazil and South America with it.

That actually makes a lot of sense. Especially considering all the leaks that happened early on in his presidency.

Not only that, they all cashed out at exactly the right time. Norwegian cruise lines had a 45% return today, 30% to mgm. Wouldn't surprise me if they jumped back in at the right time too.

I jumped out when we were 4% down. Kind of pissed I missed the 10% day today but I think it's probably time to jump back in. Once we get the stimulus package passed it'll go back to normal.

He's just taking cues and talking points from Trump.

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How many mutts is trump going to kill with his retarded wage slaving?
Feels like it will be a lot.

>he bought the dip?

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Schitzo theory: America has been invaded by infected Chinese who are spreading the virus intentionally all over the country.

>DROP THE WEED
>>DROP THE WEED

how

please help

i have been smoking the herbal jew for 10 years straight

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The chink cries out as he stabs you

>353 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10
Threadly reminder that is a lie and you fags just are desperate to have this be a bigger deal than swine flu. Swine flu had around 300k deaths in the 2009-2010 period.

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growing lineally on a LOGARITMIc ScALE !!! not on a linear scale !

>NEW: @TexasDSHS released an interactive map tracking #COVID19 cases:
txdshs.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/ed483ecd702b4298ab01e8b9cafc8b83

This is true of pretty much anyone that gets serious pneumonia.

It doesn't mean it will happen to you unless you react really fucking badly. Most young people just get a bit of a cough and then you're aite.

Smokers lungs are way worse than 30% bad btw.

Winnie pooh must control thedros

Only in severe cases and probably a minority of mild ones. Still, I don't think anyone wants to roll the dice on it.
Also enjoy your possible permanent cardiovascular damage bro.

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>with his retarded wage slaving?
He can't make people go to work, and he can't make states stop their self quarantine regulations. So he's only going to kill the people who listen to him.

They'll backpeddle very rapidly, or not even lift the restrictions in the first place.

RIP BRAZIL

RIP MY GRANDMA

RIP MY MOTHER

WE GOTTA A NOTHINGBURGERFAG IN THE PRESIDENCY

Celica? Isn't that a Miata? But still, no bulli zoom-zoom.