Imagine being non-Georgian

how terrible it must be
>not being progenitors of wine
>not having the larged muh dick in Eurasia
>not being one of the most ancient nations in the world
>not being the eastern outpost of the Western World™. The ultimate. if you deny this you either a victim of nesting orientalisms: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nesting_Orientalisms , a jew , or a fucking Russomongol who is an ally of jewish oligarchy
>unchanged CHG genetics with no dark-skinned WHG substrate (thus not clustering with Euros)

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Not gonna lie, y'all got quite a bit going for ya, և ես եմ Հայ.

STFU. The earliest grape varieties' DNA seems to derive from Iran, specifically Shiraz. Dafuq you on about?

It's rather contestable honestly, Armenians like to claim the title too, but it's really just splitting hairs with radio dating

I met a georgian once. He was a little manlet drunkard.
Pretty sociable though.

Idk if that's how you all are, but that's my first impression.

Yo OP, do you have a good khachapuri recipe I could try when quarantined?

>not being the eastern outpost of the Western World
I know you are Christians but do Georgians feels much affinity with the Western World? I don't know enough about Georgia to know how you lads view yourselves and us to be honest.

which kind of world should we feel affinity to when we have a flag like that, bong?

Georgians look Armenian

Շատ ԿԷԿ

astvac sire vor sire, akhperakan ijevanutsyun

i don't even know what that means. I made half of them words as pseudo-Armenian

Lmao that's really good actually, it reads as: god he loves ??, brothers thank you

All this is pretty sweet, but would you care to explain why we seem to be collectively tumbling down the shitter since the 13th century? Whenever I go outside, all I see is degradation, and it never seems to get better. A nation of warriors, thinkers and writers transformed into a nation of idiots, drunkards and politicians.

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Every Georgian Male I saw was while I was over seas In Afghanerstan getn e coli. There all 5'2 bald with a flat back head like when there children their mothers tie a flat wide board to the back of their heads. Beer bellies they were not squared away, they were disheveled and disorganized. Uniforms unkept and improper. I believe they were deploying so they could be absorbed into the UN why such a mighty great nation would want to do that. Cuckn to the Jooh N. Fucking retard your stock is pitiful obese goblins. Wonder what your women look like? If there attractive they must fucking hate to fuck u pale goblins, not even orcs you would have to be 6 feet to be ah orc. Male georgian = short, beer belly, flat back head like a cliff face.

show flag ivan

>since the 13th century?

>because of being in a shitty location
>because of being surrounded by sandniggers
>because being confused to be one of them
>because being unlucky, basically but I wouldn't trade our location to a shitty North Macedonia or Slovakia, for instance

we're alright, Kartveloanon. whatever them russomongols and kikes say

Our military is a dumping ground for braindead hicks who can't even work a menial job to support themselves. This is hardly the first time I read such a post on their performance in Afghanistan.

Дyшкa нeт

პირველად ვხედავ პოლზე ქართველის თრედს, მეგონა მარტო მე ვიყავი აქ

R u mad at truth?

>I wouldn't trade our location to a shitty North Macedonia or Slovakia, for instance
I'd happily trade our location with Pitcairn. Or maybe Mayotte. Somewhere far, far away from retarded apes with imperial ambitions.

you turkish rape baby

>t.khrulyovs shot ass

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მე აქ რიდონლიში ვარ უკვე 10 წელზე მეტი.

Georgian is the most insane language I've ever seen and I study Ancient Greek and Latin

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მოგიტყან უსულო დედის მუტელი

Putin isnt sending their best

I thought you'd feel more affinity to the countries nearest to you desu.

>countries nearest to you
>Russia, Turkey, Iran?

no thanks

>to the countries nearest to you
U 'avin' yerself a giggle m8?

not in our case,all of our neighbours are radically different from us in every way

My Military is no better. Filled with street urchins/pavement apes. Disgusting, the quality of human allowed in. Pathetic women who suck dick so they get a cushy job or get pregnant so they don't have to deploy. I beat a mixed breed abomination in the motorpool my last week. Dishonorable dog sucker punched me while i was fixing my boot. Saw it coming because thats what niggers do. He swung with all his might and just made me smile.

What's it like being surrounded by muslim hordes on your borders? It would make me paranoid AF.

Armenians are Christian you moron

It sucks. Imagine three Mexicos surrounding you, except all three are the size of Canada.

that didnt matter when they played football with severed Georgian heads in abkhazia back in 1992

not that bad, to be honest

on state level, they seem to be civilized, but I wouldn't count on that without the West

Yah I know you faggot but Armenia is tiny compared to the other nations in the region.

Which country does Georgia consider to be your best ally?

Non, probably Ukraine or baltics

>best ally?

absolutely none in the world!

not even the Laz ethnic group in Turkey, who are the only related ethnic group we have, They are brainwashed by roaches thus hate our guts

so yeah. we're kinda solo

You don't have the largest dicks in Europe, that's balkan slavs

Georgians and Hungarians have the largest dick in Europe not counting Niggers

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Which country?

The Magyar Chad vs virgin Romanian

except that Magyars are actually in Europe (despite not originating there), we're in the fucking outer rim

that being said, we really do have big dicks and we shoud enjoy ourselves for that

> Enjoy ourselves

Kek

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>we shoud enjoy ourselves

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Serbia and Croatia are humongous

I am still not sure if you guys aren't the original origin of the jews

>if you guys aren't the original origin of the jews

I mean, we all have big eagly noses, but that's a common West Asian thing, not uniquely Jewish

well you say that but aren't you historically incredibly (((tolerant))) of the jews. There is an ancient giant synagogue in your capitol

Can you provide more evidence about these giant Georgian dicks? You might get quite a lot of tourists once this crisis is over.

>aren't you historically incredibly (((tolerant))) of the jews

yeah, because for the last 1000 years we both (Christians and Jews) were a minority in region

tough lack.

We'd bully jews better, but the muslims were too much so we needed every ally

My condolences and sympathy. Battling the mudshits is a noble and honorable cause.
Never trust a jew.

You are reaching hoholian levels of desperation, gogi

Fuck off tataro-mongol nigger, nobody cares

show bobs and vagene

Georgians tend to be nice, but their views kinda suck.

You guys have legal weed?

I prefer weed to booze these days.

No hangover, cheap as fuck, dirt biking is the best when stoned, sex is better.

Probably the one thing Hollywood didn’t lie about actually.

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elaborate?
degenerate stooner

Drinking is more degenerate than an edible

Their views on cheating.

How are your women Georgian bros compare to our Gerogia