Brit/pol/ - Just Farted And It Stinks Edition
i heard grocery stores are closed now
Is this true
i heard all of your offies are government run
can you fucking imagine
they had them at boots on sunday already.
some twat customer was eagerly helping them badger and shame people. wanted to fucking coof all over him
Where did you use your Government Issued Walk Token today lads?
Went a walk to Tesco, through a local park, for some soup and cigs.
why does brit/pol/ constantly downplay this virus? this is the biggest happening since the black death.
quintessentially quintessential England at it's finest. magna carta, British empire, rule Britannia! make you proud to be a brit, what
>Buddha belonged to the Shakya clan, who were derived from the Andronovo culture in the Eurasian steppe (Aryans)
>had blue eyes
>Hmm, enlighten us then, where is he from my swarthy sudra?
desu m8, I thought by the time he lived he would have been partially descended from the pre-existing South Asian population. Perhaps he was more of a lighter-skinned light-eyed high caste poo, maybe looking a bit like Priti Patel's kind of appearance.
I’m hungry lads
i haven't left my flat for more than 2 minutes for a week
Why is she trusting the Chinese governments figures
one f my hands is infinitely large, and the other is infinitely smal
a young gril greeted me and wiped my trolly handle it was all very civilised . these are shops that require loyalty to survive so they are unlikely to want to piss off their customers
Would I get in any trouble for practicing by myself on a public tennis court? london btw
>grocery stores
No, and they're fucking shops, not stores
please explain so i don't think about this for the next few hours
I heard you fuck dogs
The Netherlands has a 99% death rate with the Coronavirus
the real numbers are probably double that, i agree.
who here joining /think/pol
depends on the hand
they store items for you to buy- they are stores.
Hey I want you smelly English cunts to talk shit about my name. You think you're better then a Lancaster.
I heard most leaf posters are CCP shills
i am the alpha and the omega
utterly btfo
Anyone posting pro Chinese shit or trying to shift the blame of the Coronavirus to anyone else is a CCP shill
Not their country though is it?
phoar, I'd let her wipe my trolley handle ;)
up me arse with jelly fish and sea creatures
I saw a webm of that once
it is now.
bojo is keeping your airports open to get them in quick while you're locked indoors and your parents die on ventilators
I've heard your trolley has got a dodgy wheel tho
>singing loudly
>no masks
>spit everywhere
>in close confined quarters
>with other people
Are they bug chasers?
This lockdown is saving boomers lives
>And not one English child there.
Kek. This guy nails it.
One of those Japanese ones I bet
Yes, yes it was
Nigger chimpouts started yet?
dodgy wheel didn't stop your mum from riding a bike, so she can ride me too
OOGA BOOGA
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>Brilliant. To all those saying the kids arent English, Kipling put the old Jew Kadmiel at the very heart of the story of England in Puck of Puck's Hill - London has absorbed the world since Roman times, and Jerusalem is a lyric for all humanity. Congratulations.
>(((Edwin Moore)))
>the burn as you chew the garlic
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
just had a smelly wank
yes, went to get gas earlier and they limited entry to 4 people at a time
>Jerusalem is a lyric for all humanity
>mentioning a single place
>a sacred place for Jews, Jews 2: electric boogaloo and Jews 3: Aloha Snackbar returns
Shop
noun
1.
a building or part of a building where goods or services are sold.
Store
noun
1.
a quantity or supply of something kept for use as needed.
A quick Google will sort that for you EU fagbro
Are they trolling them? Can mussies even sing Christian songs, there’s a proverb line right at the end...
>mom begged me to come up from uni accommodation
>acquiesced when she got frantic due to upcoming lockdown
>now she's making me stay in my room for seven days as to not infect her
going out of my fucking mind, why did I come up.
now do this nonce:>gas
>Bluddy based
thankfully our government have our best interests at heart and are doing their best in difficult times
I've not been outside since last thursday, it's clown world out there, hope it calms down soon.
If you look at china this is a total nothingburger
>she's making me
mate youve left home, youre supposed to be an adult
I don't disagree but
>china
anything is a nothing burger if you're allowed to break people's legs for leaving their flats
Just had my dinner. Pasta with brocolli, stilton and bacon. Threw a handful of rocket on it. After we had a tin of ambrosia devon custard over an apple pie. Can't move now.
He's not wrong, Jerusalem is about as cucked an anthem as you can get. It's named after a fucking foreign city to start with.
the thing is the week before i was drinking from the gym fountains and not washing my hands like a nob
If ya want mate I could come round and sniff ya mums fanny and keep her busy for a bit so you can pop out
what retarded dictionary are you pulling this shit from?
fucking murderer, youve infected thuosands
Going through the black mirror series again.
NB4 too many darkies.
It's dystopian science fiction, of course there will be darkies everywhere.
If the china numbers were not correct then the international media would have reported it by now
Mommy's boy.
do you wash her feet on sundays aswell?
>It's named after a fucking foreign city to start with
The Jerusalem of the bible was in England.
Any English dictionary will give this definition. Only the colonies have stores instead of shops because they are retarded.
>Left to right
Kill, fuck, marry
What’s your favourite pot noddle lads?
For its Bombay bad boy
I'd give my left nut to fuck that.
The bitches on the left are ok too.
Pressing F is all i can do for you now
Gods speed little wop
This day 417 years ago Queen Liz died and James became king.
The same international media that censors itself to sell to China?
i didn't protect our nhs and save lives
Fucking pleb. Eating out of buckets is for the nig nogs.
so you can't supply a dictionary that provides this definition?
my garlic intake will protect me
This is your brain on Jewish cum
yeah nah.
Chinese are tight lipped af.
The Queen is dead, Long live the King!
>Got an email from the union
>100% pay as long as the lay off last because of the goverment paying 80% of wages
Fucking based do nothing but get paid full
I'm never going to get to see my crush ever again am I?
we know that the chinese numbers are completely fake.
Virgin.
The beginning of the end :/
skype her
I could twat you about the head with a volume of the encyclopedia britannica if you like?
>Jerusalem is about as cucked an anthem as you can get. It's named after a fucking foreign city to start with.
Bit of a brainlet take tbqhwy m8. Look at the lyrics.
>And did those feet in ancient time,
>Walk upon England's mountains green?
>And was the holy lamb of god
>On England's pleasant pastures seen?
Would you like it more if we changed the lyrics a bit?
>I will not cease from Mental Fight,
>Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
>Till we have built J̶e̶r̶u̶s̶a̶l̶e̶m̶ Birmingham,
>In Englands green & pleasant Land.
Of cause it’s fake. The chinks lie about everything
Freeeeedooooom
Ask the CCP about Tianammen Square, it wasn't real too apparently
Mate, it's 2020 - burn Wikipedia onto a hard drive and lob it at him
I hope your right i'm ment to be going on a golf holiday to spain in november, would rather not have them replace the green staff with a bunch of afos.
Having to ignore all those damn lookie lookie nogs selling shitty watches on the beach is bad enough.
I am the jew now.
You tell me about it, God Almighty
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everything thats going on today we used to talk about on the old conspiracy forums back in the mid 2000s.
all a bit surreal but kind of based at the same time
I thought the song was about the crusades desu
Think about it
>build Jerusalem
>in England's green and pleasant land
>build a foreign city
>a hub for jews, Christians and muslims
>in England
how is that not cucked?
whoa there poindexter, i'm fuckin shakin ova here.
based. fuck carfags.
sometimes i sit in my room, daydreaming about being in the star wars universe then i wake up and realise that the british government is corrupted by the african vermin
the most schizo shit is looking palatable rn
>t.nu-male
Okay
Based, Moslem/jew pilled
I've got a few 3.5 wd 1tb green kicking about. They weigh well in the hand for lobbing at euros.
and they will be asking you to consider using your debit or credit card instead of cash, they are now pushing the 'the virus is spread through money' narrative which we knew they would do.
post your football season ticket